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#olenna tyrell “queen of thorns” from the song of ice and fire
bleakbluejay · 1 year
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top five women
the hardest ask i've ever gotten as a lesbian. "all of them" is a funny answer but i will try to pick 5.
hmmmmm.
in no particular order:
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Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider series
She's smart, she's strong, she's witty, and she's hot. What else is there? I loved the Tomb Raider games as a kid. I used to make her do flips and swan dives and play around with her outfits (most relevant in Anniversary and Legend). She was so so cool. I'm not as big a fan of the reboot Lara, other than they made her queer, but :)
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Anna the Huntress from Dead by Daylight
My wife. The game lore did her kinda dirty, but that's what headcanon is for. She's a big strong tall Russian lady who lives in the woods and hunts people. She kidnaps little girls from villages so she can take care of them in her little cabin and give them toys. She kills nazis. She sings. I'm so, so in love with her.
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Ellen Ripley from the Alien series
Sigourney Weaver in general... but Ripley in particular. Brave, adaptable, intelligent. A girlboss if there ever was one. She's one of my favorite Final Girls (topped only by Nancy from the original Nightmare on Elm Street). Everything Ripley ever says is 100% correct and for some reason nobody wants to listen to her.
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Leia Organa from Star Wars
A princess. A general. A rebel leader. And a badass bitch. Leia was one of the earliest examples of a good, strong-willed and fearless female character I had as a kid. Even if she needs rescue from time to time, she does plenty of rescuing others herself. She takes no guff from scoundrels like Han Solo or fascists like Grand Moff Tarkin. Her parents would be so, so proud of her.
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Nani Pelekai from Lilo and Stitch
The relationship between Nani and her little sister Lilo reminded me a lot of my mom and me. And it takes a lot to raise a little kid on your own (especially one that is a little special needs like me and Lilo both were), working a crappy job, having no time for a social life, and having to fight against Child Protective Services. Being poor + indigenous + a broken family fucking sucks. But Nani held it together, just like my mom did. I can't forget a character like that.
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thoughtsandgrumbles · 4 years
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Snow White and the Three Queens
Many metas have explored the parallels to Snow White in the series, and the parallels are strong with Jon, Arya, and Sansa all playing the Snow White role. 
However, one major parallel seems to be missing: the poisoned apple. While there is a lot of discussion of green apple Fossoways and red apple Fossoways, it’s hard to extrapolate to get to the poisoned apple. Brienne and a tavern in Oldtown both have a lot of cider in their stories, but I’m not sure if it is related. And Arya, Sansa, Dany, and Cersei all have poisons in their plotlines. 
I wonder if an apple substitute will be used. Recently @agentrouka-blog mentioned the importance of scenes involving a blood orange and a melon in Sansa’s and Arya’s plots. Melons seem to have a lot to do with heads and smashed heads. Oranges, especially blood oranges, seem to have a lot of meaning but I’m not sure what yet. 
See below the cut to see the Snow White parallels. Please note that a lot of these ideas have been written by other people over the years, but I can’t remember who wrote them or where I read them. 
Snow White starts with a Queen sewing at a window looking at the snow says  “Would that I had a child as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as the wood of the window-frame.”
Lyanna was in a tower and probably looked out a window. The snow though was probably in her mind. 
Her son, however, Jon Snow, ends up with the dark-haired Stark look.
Snow White’s father marries again, and the new wife doesn’t appreciate that Snow White is a rival for her own beauty.
This is a less exact parallel, and I’m certainly not anti-Catelyn, but Catelyn does worry about Jon and his heirs’ potential rivalry for the claims of her children.
The Queen, Snow White’s stepmother, who has a magic mirror, asks a huntsman to take Snow White into the woods and kill her. The huntsman has pity on Snow White and instead brings a boar’s heart back as proof he killed Snow White.
This is a fragmented parallel, but after Nymeria bites Joffrey on the Trident, Cersei sends the Hound and Jaime, Cersei’s mirror, into the woods to hunt for Mycah and Arya. As Jaime notes later, Cersei wanted Arya killed or maimed for what happened to Joffrey. 
The Hound kills Mycah. Luckily, Jory finds Arya.
But after Cersei demands a dead direwolf form Robert, Lady takes the place of Arya and Nymeria, and Ned kills her. However, Cersei gets no part of Lady.
The Queen eats what she thinks is Snow White’s heart.
On another hunt, Queen Cersei arranges for King Robert’s death by drugging his wine, and he is killed by a boar. 
Cersei eats the boar with relish: “ There has never been a boar so delicious. They cooked it with mushrooms and apples, and it tasted like triumph."
Snow White finds a small cottage belonging to seven dwarfs, and they let her stay in return for housekeeping services.
Here is a slight twist. Tyrion actually takes Sansa to the Hand’s tower after she is beaten by Joffrey in Court. 
He offers to let her stay there guarded by one of his Mountain Clans. However, Sansa refuses so she can still escape with Ser Dontos.
The Queen finds out Snow White is alive and visits her as an old peddler selling stay laces to lace up a bodice. Snow White lets her in, and the Queen laces her so tightly she loses her breath and falls down as if dead. The dwarfs return and cut the laces, and Snow White begins to breathe and return to life.
Cersei gives Sansa a dress for her wedding to Tyrion. It’s a woman’s dress with a “waist so tight that Sansa had to hold her breath as they laced her into it.”
Marriage to Tyrion doesn’t make Sansa collapse as if dead, although she gets close several times, but it is a strong shift in circumstances.
The Queen again finds out Snow White is alive and this time comes to her as another old woman selling a poisonous comb. Warned by the dwarves, Snow White does not want to let her in but opens the door when the woman shows her the beautiful comb. The Queen combs Snow White’s hair, and Snow White falls down senseless. The dwarves return and take out the comb, and Snow White revives.
Here the Queen gets switched up. Sansa gets a hairnet with stones of poison from Dontos, who got it from Littlefinger, who is carrying out a plan with the Queen of Thorns. 
It is the Queen of Thorns who adjusts Sansa’s hair:
"You do look quite exquisite, child," Lady Olenna Tyrell told Sansa when she tottered up to them in a cloth-of-gold gown that must have weighed more than she did. "The wind has been at your hair, though." The little old woman reached up and fussed at the loose strands, tucking them back into place and straightening Sansa's hair net. 
It’s interesting to think why Olenna is called the Queen of Thorns. She is not an actual queen. It is a mark of respect for her strong political power. But was it necessary for GRRM to have this nickname instead of something like “The Thorn of HIghgarden.” Could it be partly to make this parallel?
Again, Sansa is not physically hurt by the hairnet’s poison, but it makes for a strong change in circumstances and leaves her imprisoned in a new but different situation.
Finally, we get to the famous poisoned apple. This time Snow White is on her guard, but the apple is white with red cheeks, and the Queen had poisoned only the red part. She eats the white part to put Snow White at ease and then Snow White eats the red part and falls down dead. This time the dwarfs cannot revive Snow White. The Queen’s envious heart found rest as far as an envious heart can find rest.
This is a part of the story I can’t figure out. Has it happened or will it happen later in the books?
Who will play the Queen? If the other Queens are Cersei and the Queen of Thorns, should it be Daenerys? Will it be Cersei again? Is it somehow Selyse? Is it even a reverse, and this time Sansa is the queen or acting as the queen?
Are the safe white and poisoned red parts of the apple somehow analogous to the green and red Fossoways? Or is it something else? As I’ve said, I’ve looked through the story for apple imagery have haven’t found much that seems to predict what will happen. There’s some cider imagery in Brienne’s and Aemon’s passages. @agentrouka-blog posted about blood orange and melon imagery connected to Sansa and Arya fighting, and I thought perhaps melons or oranges are taking the place of apples in this story.
The dwarves lay Snow White on a bier and mourn her for three days, but they don’t want to bury her because she looks so alive. Instead, they put her body in a glass coffin upon a mountain and one of the dwarves always stays by it. Three birds also come to weep for Snow White, an owl, a raven, and a dove. Snow White lays there for a long time until a king’s son comes into the forest and asks for the coffin. The dwarves won’t sell but ultimately give it to him at his request. As the prince’s servants carry it away on their shoulders, they stumble over a tree trunk, the apple is expelled, and Snow White opens her eyes.
Here I think the role of Snow White returns to Jon. Jon’s body will perhaps be preserved in an ice cell. Perhaps Melisandre will resurrect the body as Mirri Maz Duur  resurrected Drogo’s body using blood magic.
This is a minor part of the Snow White story so it may not happen, but will there be an owl, a raven, and a dove who mourn Jon? I have no idea about the owl. But Bran and Sansa could be the raven and dove.
Then, I think, as @fedonciadale has suggested, that Sansa will wake him using her song magic.
The king’s son invites Snow White back to his father’s palace to marry him, and Snow White goes with him willingly.
This could be Jon or Sansa inviting the other both to Winterfell and to get married. 
The Queen is invited to the wedding. Before the wedding, as she has each time she tried to kill Snow White, she asks her mirror who is the fairest, and this time, the Young Queen is the fairest. The Queen at first decides not to go, but she has no peace, so she decides to go to see the Young Queen.
And when she went in she knew Snow-white; and she stood still with rage and fear, and could not stir. But iron slippers had already been put upon the fire, and they were brought in with tongs, and set before her. Then she was forced to put on the red-hot shoes, and dance until she dropped down dead.
GRRM may not use this part of the story, but if he does, it’s difficult to tell who will play the Queen. 
The idea of a Young Queen suggests Cersei, and the idea of the fire suggests Dany. 
The Queen is forced to dance, which in ASOIAF is usually a war. Perhaps all three queens (Cersei, Olenna, and Dany) will die before the dance is done as in the show.
Anyway if you have thoughts on this, I would welcome it. 
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blackcur-rants · 5 years
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Musical Theatre Songs that remind me of characters in “A Song of Ice and Fire”
01. Eddard Stark: Tradition (“Fiddler on the Roof”)
02. Catelyn Tully-Stark: Meadowlark (“The Baker’s Wife”)
03. Lyanna Stark: Heart of Stone (“Six”)
04. Jon Snow: Proud of your boy (“Aladdin”)
05. Robb Stark: Go the Distance (“Hercules”)
06. Sansa Stark: Home (“Beauty and the Beast”)
07. Arya Stark: Reflection (“Mulan”)
08. Bran Stark: Strangers like me (“Tarzan”)
09. Meera Reed: On my way (“Brother Bear”)
10. Jojen Reed: One Song Glory (“RENT”)
11. Rickon Stark: Good Kid (“The Lightning Thief: The Musical”)
12. Wyman Manderly: What I did for love (“A Chorus Line”)
13. Beric Dondarrion: Do you hear the People sing? (“Les Miserables”)
14. Daenerys Targaryen: Defying Gravity (“Wicked”)
15. Rhaegar Targaryen: Love is an open door (“Frozen”)
16. Viserys Targaryen: Lonely Room (“Oklahoma”)
17. Aerys II Targaryen: Hellfire (“The Hunchback of Notre Dame”)
18. Rhaella Targaryen: Baby Mine (“Dumbo”)
19. Khal Drogo: I wanna be like you (“The Jungle Book”)
20. Tyrion Lannister: One Last Hope (“Hercules”)
21. Bronn: Money, money, money (“Mamma Mia”)
22. Tywin Lannister: Things you see in a graveyard (“Repo: The Genetic Opera”)
23. Joanna Lannister: I know him so well (“Chess”)
24. Cersei Lannister: My Lullaby (“The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride”)
25. Jaime Lannister: As long as he needs me (“Oliver”)
26. Aurane Waters: On the Amazon (“Mr. Cinders”)
27. Kevan Lannister: You’ll be back (“Hamilton”)
28. Theon Greyjoy: Prince Ali (“Aladdin”)
29. Asha Greyjoy: Just around the Riverbend (“Pocahontas”)
30. Balon Greyjoy: Why we build the wall (“Hadestown”)
31. Euron Greyjoy: Alive (“Jekyll and Hyde”)
32. Victarion Greyjoy: I’m mean (“Popeye”)
33. Aeron Greyjoy: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (“How the Grinch stole Christmas”)
34. Hoster Tully: The Private and Intimate life of the House (“Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812”)
35. Walder Frey: Master of the House (“Les Miserables”)
36. Lysa Arryn: Rose’s Turn (…that one musical about Rose Lee Hovick with the very unfortunate title)
37. Myranda Royce: Dancing through life (“Wicked”)
38. Mace Tyrell: Mine, Mine, Mine (“Pocahontas”)
39. Olenna Redwyne-Tyrell: Painting the Roses Red (“Alice in Wonderland”)
40. Loras Tyrell: She used to be Mine (“Waitress”)
41. Margaery Tyrell: Living it up on top (“Hadestown”)
42. Samwell Tarly: Dust and Ashes (“Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812”)
43. Gilly: Requiem (“Dear Evan Hansen”)
44. Robert Baratheon: Joanna (“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”)
45. Joffrey Baratheon: The Phoney King of England (“Robin Hood”)
46. Myrcella Baratheon: Dancing Queen (“Mamma Mia”)
47. Gendry: My Petersburg (“Anastasia”)
48. Jon Connington: How it Ends (“Big Fish”)
49. Stannis Baratheon: Stars (“Les Miserables”)
50. Davos Seaworth: If I were a rich man (“Fiddler on the Roof”)
51. Selyse Florent-Baratheon: Evening Prayers (“Carrie”)
52. Alester Florent: I don’t understand the poor (“A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder”)
53. Renly Baratheon: Gaston (“Beauty and the Beast”)
54. Brienne of Tarth: The Impossible Dream (“Man of La Mancha”)
55. Septon Meribald: God Help the Outcasts (“The Hunchback of Notre Dame”)
56. The High Sparrow: Wonderful (“Wicked”)
57. Doran Martell: All the Wasted Time (“Parade”)
58. Elia Martell: Your Daddy’s son (“Ragtime”)
59. Oberyn Martell: Make them hear you (“Ragtime”)
60. Sarella Sand/Alleras: What’s this? (“The Nightmare Before Christmas”)
61. Marwyn: Higitus Figitus (“The Sword in the Stone”)
62. Qyburn: The Oogie Boogie Song (“The Nightmare before Christmas”)
63. Arianne Martell: Still Hurting (“The Last Five Years”)
64. Quentyn Martell: Hero (“Ghost Quartet”)
65. Gregor Clegane: My Name (“Oliver”)
66. Sandor Clegane: When there’s no one (“Carrie”)
67. Petyr Baelish: Easy Street (“Annie”)
68. Varys: You’ve gotta pick a pocket or two (“Oliver”)
69. Illyrio Mopatis: Molasses to Rum (“1776”)
70. Barbrey Dustin: When you’re good to Mama (“Chicago”)
71. Bloodraven: Die Faden in der Hand (“Rudolph”)
72. Egg: This is the moment (“Jekyll and Hyde”)
73. Dunk: Waiting for life (“Once on this Island”)
74. Rohanne Webber: Ich Gehor Nur Mir (“Elisabeth”)
75. Eustace Osgrey: God, I hate Shakespeare (“Something Rotten”)
76. Daemon II Blackfyre: La Donna e Mobile (“Rigoletto”)
77. Roose Bolton: What’s the use of feeling, Blue? (“Steven Universe”)
78. Ramsay Snow: Dentist (“Little Shop of Horrors”)
79. Dolorous Edd: Knight of the Woeful Countenance (“Man of La Mancha”)
80. Alliser Thorne: G Company Blues (“From Here to Eternity”)
81. Satin Flowers: Pixies of the Ether (“Soho Cinders”)
82. Shae: It’s all the same (“Man of La Mancha”)
83. Donal Noye: Bare Necessities (“The Jungle Book”)
84. Mance Rayder: It’s hard to be the bard (“Something Rotten”)
85. Tormund Giantsbane: Through Heaven’s Eyes (“The Prince of Egypt”)
86. Ygritte: Soldier and Rose (“Ghost Quartet”)
87. Jeor Mormont: One Last Time (“Hamilton”)
88. Jorah Mormont: Meant to be yours (“Heathers”)
89. Barristan Selmy: They call the wind Maria (“Paint your Wagon”)
90. Ashara Dayne: Lily’s Eyes (“The Secret Garden”)
91. The Green Grace: You’re playing with the big boys now (“The Prince of Egypt”)
92. Hizdahr zo Loraq: We are Siamese (“Lady and the Tramp”)
93. Reznak mo Reznak: Was I Wazir? (“Kismet”)
94. Xaro Xhoan Daxos: Money makes the world go round (“Cabaret”)
95. Aegon VI Blackfyre: Chip on my shoulder (“Legally Blonde”)
96. Jalabhar Xho: Diva’s Lament (“Spamalot”)
97. Quaithe: A cover is not the book (“Mary Poppins Returns”)
98. Melisandre: Age of Aquarius (“Hair”)
99. R’hllor: Der Holle Rache kocht In meinem herzen (“The Magic Flute”)
100. The Others: Ewigkeit (“Tanz der Vampire”)
@musicalhell @book-sansa @daphneblakess @flightsofwonder @dumbandlazy @cynicalclassicist
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aion-rsa · 5 years
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Game of Thrones: 24 Book Characters Not in the Show
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Game of Thrones Season 8 is nearly here, but with it, the number of characters from George R.R. Martin's novels who've been skipped grows.
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Marc Buxton
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Apr 3, 2019
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George R.R. Martin
A Song of Ice and Fire
Game of Thrones Season 8
So, you thought HBO’s Game of Thrones had a ton of characters, huh? For seven seasons now, fans of HBO’s epic have gotten out their scorecards to keep track of all the Starks, Lannisters, Tullys, Wildlings, Greyjoys, Boltons, Freys, and the rest of the residents of Westeros.
But believe it or not Game of Thrones fans (and any “A Song of Ice and Fire” reader will attest to this), there have been a metric ton of George R.R. Martin characters that have not yet popped up on the series, despite appearing in the novels’ corresponding events. That’s right; there is a legion of fighters, rogues, small folk, lords, and ladies that never got that chance to realize that the HBO night is dark and full of highly rated terror.
Whether showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss wanted to tighten the narrative or to simplify things (HA!) for the hourlong installments of Game of Thrones is not for us to say. But we can attest that in some cases, TV fans have missed out on some pretty fascinating players of the Seven Kingdoms and beyond. So join us as we delve into the literary world of “A Song of Ice and Fire,” and present to you some conspicuously absent Game of Thrones characters. But be warned, this article is dark and filled with spoilers, so if you want to stay blissfully ignorant, sound the retreat now, my dear Summer child.
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Strong Belwas
One of the most notable exclusions on TV’s Game of Thrones is the gigantic gladiator Strong Belwas. He was sent by Illyrio Mopatis (the dude that originally arranged the marriage of Daenerys to Khal Drogo) to be Daenerys’ new bodyguard. With Belwas came an old squire named Arstan Whitebeard, who turned out to be Barristan Selmy in disguise (hence his literary introduction to Dany).
So, the show kept the Selmy angle but jettisoned Belwas, which is a damn shame because the gigantic pit fighter provides some awesome comic relief to the otherwise usually terse Daenerys in Meereen scenes. When Daenerys arrives in Meereen in season 4 of Game of Thrones, the city sends out its champion to face Khaleesi’s chosen warrior. In the show, Daenerys chooses Daario Naharis to be her champion, but in the book, she does not want to risk the handsome rogue. Nor does she want to choose her trusted advisors Selmy or Jorah Mormont, so she selects Belwas, figuring that if Meereen’s champion defeats a former slave like Belwas, there will be no glory in it.
read more: Game of Thrones Season 8 - Everything We Know
Daenerys needn’t have worried; Belwas drew the champion out by taking a gigantic dump in front of the city of Meereen (I’m not kidding) and then easily dispatches his opponent. Other than killing, all Belwas really does is eat. He is fiercely loyal to his Khaleesi and can often be seen by her side wearing his signature tiny vest and genie pants. Many fans were disappointed by Belwas’ exclusion, because I think many fans secretly wanted to see a giant gladiator in genie pants poop in front of a majestic city.
Fan image by sprrow.
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Victarion Greyjoy
One of the major subplots of the books not to make it in the television series is the full saga of the Greyjoy family while they vie for control of the Iron Islands following Balon Greyjoy’s death. Euron eventually showed up, but in a truncated introduction that awkwardly combined him and Victarion.
Victarion is, in the books, the bravest of the Greyjoy siblings who are trying to win the kingship of the Iron Islands. He is a skilled sailor and a natural born leader. One of the highlights of A Feast for Crows is the Kingsmoot held to name a new king of the Iron Islands. In truth, Victarion would probably be the most suitable king, but his conniving brother Euron Greyjoy wins the day, much as he does against Yara in the series. Victarion hates Euron but supports his claim out of loyalty to his family.
read more: Game of Thrones Season 8 Predictions and Theories
This is where things get interesting: Euron demands that Victarion sail across the Narrow Sea and offer a proposal of marriage to none other than the Mother of Dragons herself--an aspect that was only teased and then discarded in the series.  At this point in the books though, Victarion has grown disgusted with Euron’s cruelty and plans to woo Daenerys himself. This kicks of an adventure in A Dance with Dragons where Victarion meets a Red Priest of R’hllor who informs the Greyjoy that there is a way to bind Daenerys’ dragons to his will. So in the books, this non-TV character actually becomes a threat or perhaps a potential ally to the Silver Queen.
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Big Walder and Little Walder Frey
Big Walder Frey and Little Walder Frey were two of the Frey family that dwelled in Winterfell. When Catelyn and Robb Stark treated with the Freys to allow Robb’s army to ford the Crossing at the Twins, the senior Frey included the fostering of Little Walder at Winterfell. He was accompanied by Big Walder, and the two became friends with Rickon Stark.
Bran, Jojen Reed, and Meera Reed did not take kindly to these two Freys as both were brutish bullies. Little Walder is the larger of the pair, but both were skilled fighters who enjoyed pushing others around. The two can be seen as a bit of foreshadowing of the cruel nature of the Freys, something Robb and Catelyn would soon discover at the Red Wedding. The two Walders are also a good example of why “A Song of Ice and Fire” is insanely confusing: there are three characters with the exact same name featured in prominent roles. Maybe, that’s why Martin takes so long writing these books? He confuses himself.
Later on in the novels, Little Walder becomes a squire to Ramsay Bolton, which cannot be fun at all. Fans of the show must be content with just one Walder Frey.
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Left and Right
Erryk and Arryk, or “Left and Right,” are the loyal bodyguards of Lady Olenna Tyrell, the Queen of Thorns. They are heavily armed brutes that are fiercely loyal to their Lady. On the other hand, the Queen of Thorns can’t be bothered to remember her guards’ names so she just refers to them as Left and Right. These two warriors are a reminder just how dangerous Lady Olenna could be despite her advanced age. If you mess with this rose, Lady Olenna has two giant pricks to make sure you bleed. On TV, the Queen of Thorns does her own pricking.
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Jeyne Westerling
Jeyne Westerling has never appeared on TV, nor will she because her part in the drama, that of Robb Stark’s wife, was usurped by Talisa Maegyr.
Unlike poor Talisa, Jeyne does not attend the Red Wedding and is still alive deep into the books. While Benioff and Weiss gave Talisa a fascinating backstory, and a memorable character arc, Jeyne was kind of just a plot point—a reason that Robb does not marry one of Walder Frey’s daughters.
Robb meets Jeyne after he suffers a minor wound during a battle and takes refuge in her family’s small castle. The Westerlings are Lannister bannermen, so Robb basically takes them hostage, but Jeyne is kind to the King in the North and takes deep pity on him when he finds out that Theon Greyjoy “killed” his brothers Bran and Rickon at Winterfell.
Jeyne is a devoted and simple woman who loves Robb unconditionally but is overwhelmed by the conflict around her. When Robb died, Jeyne went into a deep mourning and is ordered by the Lannisters not to marry for two years, lest people thing she produced an heir with the fallen boy king. It’s hard to imagine the Red Wedding being worse than it was in the books, but slaughtering a pregnant Talisa (poor Ned Junior) to kick off the carnage was a much more brutal fate than that suffered by Robb Stark’s literary wife.
Image by Kurotsuta Murasaki.
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Edric Storm
There were certainly many of Robert Baratheon’s bastards to go around in the “A Song of Ice and Fire” novels. Edric Storm was one such by-blow who lived first at Storm’s End and later on Dragonstone, the land ruled by Stannis Baratheon.
On television, the story of Edric was folded into that of Gendry since Arya’s blacksmith buddy became the all-purpose Baratheon bastard. In the books, Edric went through roughly the same ordeal that Gendry did on the series: he was tortured by the Red Witch Melisandre, who leeched him and used his blood to curse Kings Robb Stark, Joffrey Baratheon, and Balon Greyjoy; Like television’s Gendry, Edric was saved from being burned by the Red Witch thanks to Ser Davos Seaworth, the Onion Knight.
But to simplify things, Benioff and Weiss made Gendry and Edric one, but in the world of the books, Edric stands as a testament to the mighty libido of King Robert Baratheon.
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Vargo Hoat
On HBO, Vargo Hoat was ostensibly replaced by the evil Locke, the vicious mercenary who dared to cut off the hand of the Kingslayer. As fans know, Locke then forced Brienne of Tarth to fight a giant bear in a pit. Locke was every inch the thug and bully that Hoat was in the book, but Hoat suffers a much darker fate than his TV counterpart. Yeah, Locke’s television demise was violent (a Bran-possessed Hodor nearly popped his evil head off), but it pales in comparison to the bodily atrocity that was inflicted on Hoat.
read more: Ranking All the Game of Thrones Villains
In the book, Hoat tries to rape Brienne before feeding her to the bear, but the tough as nails Brienne bit his ear off. Hoat’s wound festers and he becomes delirious but is still determined to hold the Keep of Herrenhal. When the Mountain Gregor Clegane arrives to take the keep back for Tywin Lannister, Clegane finds the delirious and defiant Hoat. The Mountain orders his men to slowly slice pieces of Hoat’s body away and bandage the wounds so the mercenary lives through the horrific ordeal. The Mountain then feeds the pieces to Hoat and the other prisoners, and makes sure that his captive lives to suffer for many days.
Being crushed by Hodor is no day at the beach, but the Mountain made sure that Hoat’s book death was one of the most brutal and disturbing in ASOIAF’s history.
Image by Joel Chaim Holtzman.
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Dale, Allard, and Maric Seaworth
In Game of Thrones, Matthos Seaworth, the beloved son of Ser Davos, the Onion Knight, dies in the battle of the Black Water in a furious storm of wildfire. In the books, namely in A Clash of Kings, Davos is the sire of four sons who died in Tyrion Lannister’s wildfire trap. The literary deaths of his four boys were almost too much for Davos to bear, but the ever-loyal Onion Knight continues to fight in his sons’ memory despite his tremendous loss.
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Patchface
Patchface is one of the most chilling characters introduced in A Clash of Kings. Patchface (or Patches) was once a famed jester, known far and wide in the Seven Kingdoms. The famous fool was on his way to Dragonstone to entertain the young Baratheon children when his ship broke up, killing all aboard. Except for Patchface that is, who washed ashore days later hopelessly insane and babbling about undead creatures and ancient evils that live in the waters. So the humorless Stannis grew up with a mad fool who babbled about the things down below.
This adds to the cold and emotionless nature of Stannis Baratheon, who never learned to laugh because his childhood fool went mad. Patchface has his face tattooed in motley and can barely function, but he is a constant companion to Stannis’ daughter, the deformed Princess Shireen who still can find humor in the ravings of a madman. But not on Game of Thrones, where the things down below go unmentioned because there is no mad Patchface to sing their tale.
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Jinglebell (Aegon Frey)
Speaking of jesters, in the books, Jingebell was the grandson of Walder Fey. He was a mentally disabled young man who entertained his guests in his fool’s motley at the Red Wedding. When the carnage began, Catelyn Stark grabbed Jinglebell and put her knife to his throat, begging the elder Frey to spare Robb’s life. Walder says that he would gladly trade a half-wit grandson for the life of Robb Stark. As Robb is slaughtered, Catelyn cuts the cognitively impaired jester’s throat.
It was a moment of pure, emotionless rage for Catelyn Stark and was a clue of things to come for the Lady of Riverrun. But in the television series, Catelyn threatened one of Frey’s young wives and cut her throat when Robb is killed. I guess Game of Thrones has something against jesters as both Jinglebell and Patchface, memorable fools both, were left out of the show.
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Lady Stoneheart
One of the most unforgettable moments in A Storm of Swords and the whole “A Song of Fire and Ice series” is the epilogue reveal of Lady Stoneheart. In the final chapter of A Storm of Swords, a cravenly member of the Frey family gets abducted by the Brotherhood Without Banners, the group of freedom fighters led by Beric Dondarion. Beric is conspicuous by his absence, but the rest of the Brotherhood is present and led by a cloaked figure. The cloaked figure passes sentence on the Frey and pulls its hood back revealing the ruined, dead face of Lady Catelyn Stark! Calling herself Lady Stoneheart, Catelyn now has to hold her ravaged throat together to speak and is completely devoid of humanity or emotion.
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She has become the most vengeful and bloodthirsty character in the Game of Thrones saga, and is a threat to anyone whom Catelyn Stark once deemed an enemy. Benioff and Weiss have chosem not to spring Lady Stoneheart on us, which has divided fans ever since.
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Reek (First of His Name)
Fans saw the transformation of Theon Greyjoy to Reek in Game of Thrones season 3, but TV fans might not be aware that Theon was not the first Reek to be featured in the novels.
In A Clash of Kings, it was revealed that Ramsay Snow, the bastard of Bolton once terrorized the North, raping and pillaging with his murderous companion, an odorous monster named Reek. The residents of the North thought that Reek was arrested and imprisoned in Winterfell, but the Bastard of Bolton still roamed the countryside. When Theon Greyjoy takes Winterfell and is in danger of being slaughtered by Stark bannermen, Theon frees Reek who promises to bring Ramsay Snow and his men to aid Greyjoy. When Reek returns, it is revealed that he was actually Ramsay Snow the whole time.
The newly revealed Ramsay betrays and imprisons Theon, and Greyjoy’s torturous road begins. The original Reek disguised himself as Ramsay and sacrificed himself so the bastard could live. All that is known about the original Reek was that he smells like excrement and is a vicious killer. Whether he was tortured and transformed into Reek like Theon, or whether Theon’s transformation into Reek is a tribute to Ramsay’s first Reek, has not been revealed. But what is known is that the legend of Reek began the story of the Bastard of Bolton. The TV series simplified Ramsay’s story and made Theon the first Reek and Game of Thrones’ version of Gollum.
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Arianne Martell
Arianne Martell, the sister of Oberyn Martell, is the central Dornish character after Oberyn’s shocking death at the hands of the Mountain. Arianne is stunningly beautiful and a young woman who has great ambition. She was originally going to be married to Viserys Targaryen, Daenerys’ weasel brother, but Khal Drogo’s golden crown put an end to all that.
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Arianne is horrified by Oberyn’s violent death and plots revenge using Cersei’s daughter Princess Myrcella in a complex power play that results in many startling Dornish secrets being revealed. After Oberyn’s death, George R.R. Martin’s Dornish subplot centers on Arianne, so it was a bit of a surprise that Game of Thrones shifted much of her storyline in a broad sense to Oberyn’s consort Ellaria Sand. But the looseness of a bastard replacing the role of a highborn is one of many indications that the writing around Dorne left something to be desired in Game of Thrones Season 5.
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Aurane Waters
Aurane Waters fought for Stannis Baratheon, but is pardoned after he bent the knee to King Joffrey after the Battle of the Blackwater. Soon, Aurane becomes a favorite of one Cersei Lannister, who makes him admiral of the King’s fleet. He soon joins the Small Counsel of King Tommen and becomes a major player in King’s Landing. Waters takes part in many of Cersei’s machinations but has yet to join the king’s court on television. It appears some of his functions were transferred over to Euron Greyjoy in season 7 of the TV series.
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Onsey, Osmund, and Osfryd Kettleblack
Aurane Waters is not the only consort of Cersei Lannister to not make the television series.
Osney, Osmund, and Osfryd Kettleblack are three ambitious brothers and sellswords (turned supposed knights) who are used in Cersei's machinations to disgrace her courtier enemies. They are the main chess pieces in a game between two ambitious queens and are a major part of the courtly intrigue in King's Landing. When things go pear-shaped for Cersei, the Kettleblacks were a major part of her fall from grace. The show opted to go for a less 1:1 comparison between Cersei's scheme against Margaery Tyrell and England's Anne Boleyn, which was much more visible in the books as we detailed here. Instead of creating false witnesses of alleged lovers of the young queen, Cersei merely roped Margaery into Loras Tyrell's trial as a gay man (which is also different from how he is villified by Cersei in the books, as well as how he is disposed of by the ruthless Queen Mother).
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Jeyne Poole
Jeyne Poole was Sansa Stark’s best friend when she lived in Winterfell. Think of Jeyne and Sansa as the Westerosi version of Heathers. With Sansa, Jeyne took great pleasure in mocking Arya Stark and was a major part of Sansa’s more innocent (if less endearing) days. Jeyne Poole returns as part of Ramsay Bolton’s grand plan for Winterfell and is forced to endure Ramsay’s heinous predilections when she marries Ramsay under the false identity of Arya Stark. Jeyne Poole’s fate is not a happy one, much like how Ramsay treats Sansa in Game of Thrones, albeit with more graphic cruelty in the novel. Last we saw Jeyen, she and Theon are making a desperate escape from Winterfell, much like Sansa and Theon did at the end of season 5.
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Sansa 1: Friend or Foe?
Brotherhood Without Manners, your favorite full spoiler reread podcast of George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, is back with another chapter from Storm of Swords.
This episode we read Sansa 1 as she attends dinner with the ladies of House Tyrell.
Sansa is in a panicked state as she receives an invitation from Margaery Tyrell, her replacement as Joffrey's queen to be.
Escorted by the beautifully handsome Loras Tyrell, Sansa discusses his past tournaments and the loss of Renly Baratheon.
Sansa meets Margaery and quickly realizes that she may be in over her head.
As Olenna gives Sansa a taste as to why she is called the Queen of Thorns, she also finds out about the monster behind the prince.
Sansa has another glimmer of hope as she is promised to wed Willas Tyrell and be moved to Highgarden.
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