#omg a hit tweet

[snaxle]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[mako-tachi]

[clown-princess]

Thinking about my boy chris today 💕💕

[peearrdee]

The mutuals love me for my unorganized and uncurated blog with no note original posts and zero use of the queue

[indioffworld]

personally i think corpse with an undying devotion to his freak goth girl is the ideal relationship

[pistachiopie]

god i love democracy (voting on every tumblr poll i come across)

[itsinkwell]

[cellberry]

yeah

[snaxle]

benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

[dykefoolish]

btw just so everyone knows kris from mrbeast officially uses she/her pronouns now and goes by kris now!!

[teddysudeikis]

happy one year since we got ted lasso season three

[puzzlekinq]

i love this picture of him. he just looks exceedingly autistic idk how else to explain it

[peearrdee]

Dream SMP AU fic that looks like generic RPF on the surface (everyone is a streamer or content creator) but it soon becomes clear that it is definitely the DSMP characters because almost none of them are Minecraft streamers and half of them aren’t even human.

Dream is a voiceless 100% speedrunner vtuber. He inexplicably still has beef with Tommy, a prank vlogger. Wilbur makes political and social commentary video essays and lives with his father Philza (Japanese sword collector). BBH is a retired veteran who turned to baking to relax. His life partner Skeppy is a prank vlogger, and their son Sapnap is an shooter game player who got famous for melting his entire setup with fire breath live on stream after getting too mad about a bug that cost him a match.

Eret is a queer cosplayer who also happens to be a member of a royal family and a major diplomat. His community tab is like “Sorry I didn’t upload this week v-v I had to renegotiate a trade agreement and that took a lot out of me! Whew! ^-^” Tommy also does music mixing streams and chill sewing videos. Tubbo is doing “mechanics ASMR” where he silently makes clockwork and electrical devices. His enderman husband Ranboo does family vlogs but never shows pictures of Michael or Tubbo or himself, just their hands and Michael’s hooves and voice. No one knows they’re married except for the people who recognize Tubbo’s hands.

Sam is a engineering professor whose uploads range from cute videos of his dogs to hour long video essays on industrial manufacturing. Ponk collects shoes. Technoblade is the only Minecraft YouTuber. He’s also a piglin brute who needs a custom gaming setup for his massive hooves. Foolish is still posting Tiktok thirst traps.

[dethronedroses]

when bo burnham said “she likes her life as a mother and wife, but is that all she is?” and “she runs out the coop that her life spent confined to” and “a life of brighter days, the width a road away,” and “it’s anyone’s guess what then happened next but most think she died” and “but i think we ought to believe that she got to the other side” and

[pistachiopie]

TRAGIC: the cutest little clown candles in the world are not up for sale anymore :(

link 💔

[monsterfuckertw]

NO WAY-

The wolf really followed him through each of his deaths-