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Today, I'm in the Lands Between at the famous Prawn Shack. Let's see what the locals get a taste of - mmm! Marika's tits. That's delicious. Amazing. And all these prawn are locally sourced? Dastardly buggers, they are. Doubt those were easy to get... Look at the size of em! Brilliant.
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Obama has been watching so Toy Story Recently
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dream-phantasm · 1 year
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Every adventure requires a first step.
Leona Kingscholar x Reader: Love Letters (1)
I published this on Ao3 yesterday for Valentines Day! I hope you all had a wonderful Valentines day yesterday if you were with people or if you were celebrating alone! 
Hope you enjoy!
No spoilers or warnings for now but this might change in future installments :)
PART 1 [!] | PART 2 |  PART 3 | PART 4 | PART 5 | PART 6 | END
SUMMARY: You receive unsigned letters on Valentines Day. They might be love letters but at Night Raven College, you can never tell. A.K.A Leona Kingscholar is bad at love letters.
You open the door, the whole building shakes a little. You're unfazed to the shakiness of Ramshackle at this point.
You were about to take a step forward when you noticed a letter on your doorstep. You pick it up curiously and you're about to open it when…you shove it in your pocket.
"Grim, hurry up! Let's go!" You shout, beginning to briskly walk to the gates. No way, this was NRC. You wouldn't open this in front of Ramshackle. Knowing the guys here, it could totally be a prank and having Ramshackle be blown up would be inconvenient.
"Fygaa, got it, got it! Stop rushing me dazo!" Grim grumbles, bounding after you. He walks besides your heels as he scratches at the choker. 
You can't help but feel a little dread in your stomach as you approach the main street. After all, it's February 14th. 
Valentines day.
Upon showing up in Twisted Wonderland and meeting some of the guys at NRC, you knew you were doomed to be alone on this day from the very start. As attractive as some of the guys were, they were also absolute brats and no way would they ever be interested in you.
Perfect was just a title. You are just some magicless human. 
Considering NRC was an all-boys school, it wouldn't be strange to maybe see a few gay couples. But if you factor in the environment… You doubt anyone here would partake in what they'd consider to be 'mushy behavior'.
You take a deep breath and enter the main street. You blink. Everything is decorated with hearts and pink. It looks like Heartslabyul vomited everywhere.
"It's really tacky, isn't it, [Name]?" An arm is suddenly on your shoulders as a weight leans down on you. "Did Heartslabyul decorate?" You asked Ace curiously. 
"Yeah, we spent all morning and yesterday decorating. Cater probably posted all those pictures already on his magicam…" Deuce sighed. "Did Ace give you any chocolates?" You suddenly ask. 
"What?" He looks confused while Ace is frantically shaking his head. "No way! Why would I ever give this idiot chocolates?! I-I don't like him like that!" He screeches, face red. "Oho! So you admit you like him? Are you finally accepting the fact that you're perhaps…good pals?!" You snicker loudly upon catching him.
"Nyahaha! Your face is so red dazo!" Grim joins in, laughing at the duo. "Ugh, shut up, you stupid cat! You can't even eat chocolate!" Ace scowls. 
"Oi, who're you calling a cat dazo?!"
"Oh, speaking of chocolates!" Deuce snaps, the topic having easily flown past him. "Trey wanted us to give this to you for him." He went through his blazer pocket, taking out a little box. 
You take it from him and shake it curiously. It sounds like their are tiny items inside. Sweets from the baker no doubt. "Nice, thank him for me if you see him." You smile, pocketing the gift along with the letter. 
"Ooh! Food! Was that food dazo?! I want it!" Grim perks up at the smell. "It's for later. Maybe if you behave, I'll give you one." You hope it isn't chocolate for Grim's sake. 
"Oh, henchman! What was that letter earlier by the way dazo?" You deadpanned. Grim had seen it earlier? You brace yourself with a sigh. 
"Aha! What is this?! The perfect got a love letter, hm?" Ace smirks. "Whoa, so does that mean a student on campus likes you?" Deuce gasps.
"I guess I can open it now. I really doubt anyone does." You shrug. If it blows up in your face, you're blaming Ace for it. They hold their breaths in anticipation as you open the letter. 
It simply says in neat handwriting,
Be prepared.
You gulp. You wait. It does not blow up. "That's…Is that a threat?" Deuce frowns. "Fygaa?! What d'they think they're doing threatening my henchman dazo?!" Grim growls.
"Bahaha! No guy would ever write a love letter to you!" Ace bursts into laughter. 
"No one even sent any chocolates to you, Ace!" 
"No, Trey actually made us chocolates too!"
You argue the rest of the way until you make it to class. You freeze upon entering the classroom. There, right there.
On your desk is another card. Ace bursts into more laughter while Deuce looks mildly concerned. 
"Is somebody following you…?"
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future winter (get it, like this winter BAGAHAHAGAHHAAGGA i’m so funny. laugh.)
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crossing roads can lead to beautiful roses
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Tumblr is where you can say your most intrusive thoughts and someone out there will agree to it
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Cutie Patootie
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'𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 day...another dollar.'
You snort at the thought. "Ha, wish it was like that. Can barely get a damn penny when dealing in this type of life."
The sound of your footsteps echoes around the stairwell as you slowly make your way up the stairs of the apartment building you lived in.
You struggled to pick your feet up, each one weighing a ton as your dull bloodshot eyes struggled to stay open with only the promise of a nap urging you on.
The thought of having to do another twelve-hour shift at the dinner tomorrow nearly made you want to fall to the ground and weep.
'I should've just kept my ass in America. At least I wouldn't be struggling as much as I am right now.'
"Why the hell there isn't an elevator up in this bitch?!" You nearly scream out in anger only for the reply to be an echo that softens every passing second.
Head shaking in exhaustion, you continue on your trek to the fifth floor.
A breath of relief escapes you when catching sight of the poster labeled with a rusty number five. The creaky groans of the un-oiled door fill your ears as you push it open with a heave.
'Wait a minute...' You still your breathing in anticipation for the high squeaks only to hear silence. '...no rats chasing me this time?'
"Well okay then!" With a pep in your step, you continue on your merry way with a happy smile.
It was until you reached your designated door when it fell. You stop your movements, apartment keys dangling halfway out of your apron as you analyze the pink slip before you.
"What?"
Ripping the paper off the door, you frantically look at big bolded letters with dread.
"Nononono! An eviction! Where the hell was this a month ago?! How the hell did I even get one in the first place?!"
Your eyes widen, quickly getting ahold of the keys, you unlock the door and step inside.
The door slams shut as you zoom into your room and throw the paper on the bed. Narrowed eyes glare at it as you began to pace along the carpeted floor in anxious movements.
"And eviction...think ____, think! There must be a reason for this to happen. I put my payment into the pile, so it should've been paid..."
After minutes of trying to find a solution, you finally fall into the squeaky bed in defeat. "Goddammit!"
Tears filled your eyes as you looked at the cursed sheet in sadness. "And I only have two days to move out no less...momma was right. I was getting too ahead of myself. Now look at me: A big ass failure."
'No, don't think like that! If anything you're proving to be more than that. So what if there's not a big house to your name? Or you not being able to experience and indulge in the luxurious life?'
"I know...but damn. A bitch would've liked to have it though."
'You alive ain't it? As long as you still breathing, you surviving. In the end, that's all that matters."
Weakly wiping away the leftover tears, you take consideration of your subconscious' words with a shaky breath of air. "Y-you right. Now is not the time to cry."
'You damn skippy I'm right! Now go in there, get a big ass cup of some of that Minute Maid, and think of a way to get through this.'
Your eyes widen in the realization of still having your favorite juice before sitting up with a smile. "Oh yeah, I still have the pink-lemonade one...Fuck yes!"
Walking into the kitchen with a lighter heart, you open the fridge and grab the cartoon only to stop when feeling the weight of it.
Peeking inside the container you freeze at the sight of only a good swallow left. "The fuck? I could've sworn I had half of a container in there. Unless..."
Your voice trails off when a long string of silky black hair came into view. 'Fucking Su-yeon.'
Teeth gritted in anger, you grab the nearly empty box and chuck it towards the wall in a fit of rage.
"I asked her to do one thing. One goddamn thing! Don't touch my fucking juice. Is it too much to ask?"
Having a habit to act dramatically when angry, you begin to pull out the little food left in there and throw it on the floor.
With your hand on the last object in there, you stop when the bright sticky note caught your attention.
A smirk appears at the messily scrawled message of 'Su-yeon's stuff: do not touch' sitting on the piece of paper.
"Oh? Well, would you look at that? Su-yeon's juice. But wait, she has a label on it? Of course, me being the respectful roommate I am, I'll just leave it alone...unless," slyly picking up the bottled liquid, you take off the note, "there was never a note on there to begin with. Oops?"
Unscrewing the top with a shrug, you take a swig of it causing your face to scrunch at the bittersweet aftertaste.
'Ugh, this shit's nasty! I should put it back...'
You laugh at your thoughts with a shake of your head. "Ha! I better not. Even if it tastes like shit I'll be damned if I do. Besides, revenge is what makes the flavor better."
A peaceful atmosphere surrounds you as you continue to consume the juice until half of its contents was finished. It was then the sound of the front door being slammed open which caused your eyebrows to raise.
Su-yeon was home.
"____! Come here quick!"
With the bottle still in hand, you slowly walk towards her room, little sips taken on the way there.
A shiver passes down your skin at the sight of a body-sized cut-out of a BTS member staring back at you.
Forcing the feeling of uneasiness back, you open the door to the sight of Su-yeon pinning pictures and dates to a whiteboard.
"Oh ____!" Her eyes widen with an obsessive gleam of happiness once she sees you walk into the room, "I've got something to show you~"
"Does it have something to do with making that k-pop group fall in love with you again?" You ask, cautiously staying close to the doorway.
From the first moment of meeting Su-yeon, you knew there was something off about her.
Whether it was pictures/cut-outs of the member's body parts plastered on her wall or a map that showed all of their previous whereabouts, it definitely wasn't a regular idol-fan kind of relationship.
Day and night she'd talk and gush over their features, a box filled with memorabilia of used spoons or bottled waters that she somehow obtained sat proudly on her dresser.
Claiming to be the love of her life, Su-yeon downright refused the thought of change happening amongst them.
You nearly had to call the police when she started to freak out upon the recent discovery of the maknae's hidden tattoos and talked of going up and forcing him to get them removed.
Luckily you were able to talk her out of doing so. You couldn't just let her go to jail because of it, I mean...who would be there to pay the other half of the rent if she's gone?
"I've finally made up the perfect plan to make BTS fall in love with me!" A big smile sat on her face as she walks over to the giant whiteboard decorated with miles and miles of strings and pins with dates.
"Hmm...really? Ah shit. That's what I'm talking about girl. Go get 'em," you dully feed into her talk with a gulp of juice, hoping to end the conversation as soon as possible.
"I know! I've been planning this for months, it's impossible for it not to work. Within a week, I'll be in the arms of my loves~" She twirls with a dreamy sigh, stars shining in her eyes.
"Really? Oh wow...I know you lying! How'd you do it sis."
"Well, you see...I was able to buy a potion from this old lady that promised that if I drink it, I'll be able to turn back into my child form. Not only that, but I'll be so cute that no one will ever resist me! Can you believe it?!" Turning towards you, her smile immediately drops at the sight of you rolling your eyes.
"...____?"
"This bitch right here..." With a sigh, you forced a smile and turn towards her only to freeze at her stilled form, "the hell's wrong with you?"
Su-yeon shakily lifts her hand, head twitching every few seconds. "T-that bottle in your hand...was that the one from the fridge?"
'Ha! Don't tell me she's gonna fall apart just because I'm drinking her juice?'
"Why yes. It. Is" Tauntingly lifting it to her face you take another big gulp with a sigh of content.
"NOOOO!" She lunges towards you with wild frantic eyes. You swiftly move over with a side-step in avoidance of falling.
The sound of cries and heavy thuds fill the room as you quickly drink more while dodging her tackle attempts.
"WHY?!" Su-yeon finally drops to the floor with a tear-streaked face once she saw that she's unable to catch you, "MY POTION! MY PRECIOUS POTION!"
Hearing her words, your eyes widen in shock before choking on the remaining liquid in your mouth. "The fuck you just say?"
"M-my potion was in there! You drank my potion! Do you know how much I had to do to get it?!"
You look at the girl in rage, the now-empty plastic thrown to the ground. "What is wrong with you?! Why would you put it in a juice container? Why not a goddamn bottle that had some white shit like Ecstacy or Crack labeled on it so I won't drink it?"
Your breath begins to speed up in panic, feet automatically pacing on the floor. "Oh god! What the fuck did I get myself into?! I should've just acted more mature and confronted her about my juice. But noooo! My petty ass had to do something stupid!"
You stop when a sudden thought came to mind. 'This was Su-yeon's long last dream of seeing them, and I fucked it up for her...'
Turning towards the heartbroken girl to apologize, you stop once you saw that she was nowhere in the room. "Su-yeon?"
"You ruined it..."
You jump from the raspy whisper of her voice before her hunched frame came into view.
Her body began to twitch more as she steps away from the doorway.
"Hey look, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your-"
"SHUT UP!"
You flinch at the sudden gleam of a knife, her dark eyes staring at you with pure hatred.
"You ruined...evERYTHING! MY LIFE'S OVER BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"W-wait a minute! Let's just calm down for a moment. How do you know if it wasn't fluke huh? You're willing to kill me for something that may not even be real?" You're backed into a walk as she stalks closer to you.
Soft giggles leave her small frame, you helplessly stare at her as they begin to grow even louder and nerve-racking.
"A fluke? You really think it was a fluke?" She stops smiling with a glare. "I spent everything I had on that potion. My savings account, my parents' insurance money, hell even last month's rent. So don't tell me the potion was a fucking scam. And if it was? I was ready to risk it all."
A glare of disgust and anger sits on your face as you look into her deranged eyes. "You're fucking sick you know that? You are literally willing to ruin the lives of others just for some fucking idols? Get it together!"
More tears fall down her face, lips shaking as she takes in small gasps of air. "They are my EVERYTHING ____! If I can't have them, what's the use of living anymore?"
Su-yeon quickly wipes away the leftover tears before walking closer with the knife menacingly shinning in the light.
Tears of your own start to form once she raises the knife high over her head.
"W-wait!"
Pausing at your pleading, she looks at you with a blank face. "What?"
"What would happen when my family gets suspicious of my disappearance? You really want BTS to see their beloved fan going to jail for murder?"
The room goes silent at your words. Silent prayers fill your head in the hope of being able to change her mind.
A smile appears on her face. "You must've really believed that I'd spare you just because of some bullshit excuse. I've got nothing to lose now. So what if I'm taken away to jail? I'll happily live there knowing that the cause of my suffering is buried six-feet-under."
She raises the knife once more.
"N-no Su-yeon wait! I-"
Your words were cut off by a scream as the knife enters the side of your stomach, it intensifies when she suddenly twist the blade with a sickening smirk.
You felt as though your body was on fire from the pain. The muscles around the weapon contract in response before she rips it out.
Falling unto the floor with a thud, you curl up into a ball, blood flowing freely as it surrounds your convulsing body.
"P-please," you gaze up at her with blurred eyes, "I'm sorry. I didn't m-"
A sharp gasp escapes you when she stabs into one of your legs making it impossible for you to run out.
"Tch, so weak...and I thought you black women were supposed to be all strong and independent. But here you are, weeping for your life because of some little ole stab wounds."
You gag in pain, blood rushing up from the back of your throat to join the pool that's already there.
Drowsiness began to take over your body when the sound of her footsteps seemed to grow distant.
'I...I can't go out like this...not this way...'
With much struggle, you were finally able to pull out your phone and press the emergency contact.
The dial tone rings for a few seconds before a click sound happens.
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
"I need...help!" you cry out as your breathing turns into wheezes of pain, "please!"
"Ma'am can you tell me what's happened?"
"I-I've been stabbed...it's...really bad. I don't...I don't think I can hold on...much longer..."
"Just stay with me ma'am, send me your address and an emergency unit will arrive shortly."
Despite your vision blurring, you were still able to make out the figure of Su-yeon as she walks back into the room.
But instead of a knife, a paperweight of what seemed to be the symbol of BTS that was held in her hands.
"I won't make it!" You choke out as more blood floods your mouth, tears fell to the floor as you awaited your inevitable fate, "please...tell my family...that I love the-"
A heavy blow was sent to your head causing your eyes to roll back. Everything seemed to fade away, darkness wrapping you up in its grip.
'So much for surviving...guess momma was right'
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A huff of exhaustion leaves Su-yeon as she drags your body out of the back of her trunk.
After knocking you out, she knew she only had a good amount of time before the police traced your call and came to the apartment.
Doing a short clean of the knife, she wrapped you up in her bedsheet and placed you in the car to keep away from prying eyes.
Nearly thirty minutes had passed before she finally settled on a small damp area in between two tall buildings.
"Hey!"
She tense at the calling of a voice. Quickly making sure that the face mask was secure enough, she tilts her head in acknowledgment.
"Do you need help? It seems that you're having a little bit of trouble."
"N-no thank you!" She deepens her voice with a scruffy tone, "It's just some trash I've been avoiding taking out for a while."
The male narrows his eyes at the way her hands fidgeted along with how she looked everywhere else but him. "...okay, if you say so. Have a good night I guess."
Walking away into the night, Su-yeon releases a breath of relief once he disappears from her line of view.
She looks down in time to catch the sight of blood seeping through the cotton blanket.
"Shit...I better get this over with before it spreads too much." Pulling the rest of your body from the car, a small smirk appears at the nasty sound of your head smacking against the concrete.
"Take my hand now...you are the cause of my Euphoria~" The sound of her soft humming bounces off the walls of the narrow buildings as if she hadn't just committed an act of murder.
Eyes landing on the piles of trash-bags, you're placed there before they are put on top to cover your body from open view.
"Oh! I almost forgot, silly me~" Ripping the blanket off of you, she giggles at the sight of your body rolling deeper into the trash, "can't leave any of my DNA behind now can I?"
Su-yeon's eyes crinkle as she walks back to her car with a grin. "Ha! DNA...I could totally become a comedian if I wanted to..."
With her retreating footsteps echoing into the night, it became fainter until the sound of an engine and car zooming away replaced it.
Everything was quiet...not a single sound was heard in the deep humid alleyway.
As the city thrummed with life, you laid there. A product of crazy obsession and petty mistakes costed you your life.
Never again would you be able to talk to your family, or be able to enjoy a daytime stroll in the park.
The only memory left of you was the pool of blood left in the middle of your roommate's floor.
Your wide, blank eyes that had held fear before you took your last breath stared off into nothingness.
You, ____ [Last Name] were dead...
'Wha...where am I?'
Or so that's what one would assume if it weren't for the sudden twitching of your fingers.
You were still alive...and for some reason, you wanted to die when your body started to glow.
Despite the injuries given by Su-yeon, nothing could prepare you for the feeling of thousands of hot piercing needles penetrating every inch of your skin.
Had it not been for your immobilization, you would've been screamed out in pain.
The once dark alleyway brilliantly lit up as tears of agony slipped past your frozen lids.
'Help...me...someone...'
"Yeontan! Yeontan come here boy!"
The distinct sounds of barks filled your head as you finally succumbed to the pain and passed out once more.
Almost as quickly as it came, the light faded away just as a small ball of fur ran up to you with a whine.
Its cold nose nudged you with more whines in hopes of waking you up only for the action to be in vain.
"Yeontan?!" Heavy footsteps rounded the corner before hesitantly running down the narrow walkway with caution.
"Yeontan?" His tense body relaxes at the reassuring bark before letting out a hum of disappointment, "Bad boy! Why would you run out of the apartment like that? Do you know how upset Taehyung would be if he found out that I wasn't properly watching you?"
Ignoring him, Yeontan goes back to sniffing you with more whines causing the male to frown in confusion. "Did something happen? What's wrong?"
His face scrunches in disbelief with pursed lips. "Wait...why the hell am I talking to a dog?"
Quickly pushing the thought aside, he pulls out his phone and turns on the flashlight only to drop it with a startled gasp.
Even though it fell into the murky water, enough light was given to show your lifeless body amongst the trash and plastic.
He takes a step back in horror, eyes becoming misty as they take in the sight of the blood-soaked clothes and stab wounds.
Finally snapping out of the trance at the barks of Yeontan, he quickly picks up the dog and rushes back to the apartment building.
"HYUNGS!"
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You jolt up with a gasp, eyes struggling to see past the blurriness as they frantically move around in fear.
"Hey hey, it's alright." A hand gently grabs yours as the warm voice sends chills down your skin.
You flinch away from their touch, body curling up into a ball only to wince from the pain of irritating your wounds.
They sigh at your reaction and mumble a few words along with the sound of scribbling words on paper.
It was only then were your eyes able to finally blink away the blurry images. The first thing you noticed was a man in a white lab coat as he continued to write on his clipboard.
He smiles once seeing your now calmed state. "Hi there. My name is Dr. Young, and I will be your doctor until you're able to leave. Do you remember anything before being brought here?"
Face blank of emotion you, stared at him with a hesitant nod.
"Good! Would you mind telling me what happened?"
Coming home exhausted as usual...
The juice...
Su-yeon and the knife...
Blood...so much blood...
Her taunting smile as she watched you bleed out...
His smile dims at the sight of you remaining silent, your face scrunching up in pain from the memory.
"Hey, not to worry! We can ask you another time when you're better. It's a deal m'kay?"
With a meek hum of agreement, you send him a shaky grin causing his movements to suddenly stop.
Moments pass as he continues to stare at you in a trance-like way until you finally frown from the uneasiness.
Realizing he was making you uncomfortable, Dr. Young clears his throat with an embarrassed smile.
"Well now, I'll inform the nurses of you being awake so they can check your vitals. The others will surely be glad when they see that you're doing okay."
One last smile thrown your way, he walks out the room leaving you alone in a pool confusion.
'Others? What does he mean othe-'
You freeze, eyes wide in surprise at the sight of seven men laying around in the blue and white-colored room.
Some laid in chairs while others sat on the floor with small jackets used as covering.
Despite their sleeping positions, what they all had in common was the dark rings that sat underneath their eyes.
'Were they the ones who saved me?'
The squeak of a chair causes you to break from your thoughts and turn over in time to see the sight of a body hitting the floor with a thud.
A low groan of pain leaves the male as his hands appear on the edge of the bed for support.
With curiosity burning in your veins you peek down just when his head pops up.
Stilling in shock, your heartbeat races as you're faced with one of the most breathtaking faces you've ever seen in your life.
"Oh!" His head cutely tilts to the side as he sends a giant smile towards you, "well aren't you just a cutie~ My name is Taehyung, what's yours?"
'Your future wife if you want me to be. Hell, I'll even be the side chick if I can't have that.'
You clear your thoughts with a quick headshake before plastering a smile. "M-my name is ____."
He stares at your shy actions, mouth dropped open in awe as what could seem like hearts floated in his eyes.
"Awww!" He reaches over and gives your face a soft pinch, "you're just so cute! I wish I that could take you home with me~"
"Really? What would you do to me?" Your eyes become lidded with lust as multiple heated scenarios filled your head.
"Well, first I would give you a little pink glittery dress to wear. And then-oh! Then me, you, and Yeontanie could go to the park so that you can go on all the kiddie rides. Doesn't that sound fun?"
Your lovey-dovey smile drops at his words, head lowered down with pursed lips as you gaze at him in disbelief. "Pink glittery dress? Kiddie rides?"
Taehyung eyes brighten more at your questions. "Yes! And then if you want we can go to this little ice-cream shop to get a yummy tre-"
"Motherfucker do I look like a baby to you?!"
He gasps, eyes widening before placing a hand over his mouth in shock. "Did you...did you just use no-no words?"
"No-no words?...are you shitting me right now?! Who the fuck says no-no words in this day and age? This ain't no damn Barney type shit my nigg-ah!"
You look at a frowning Taehyung in anger, hands coming up to rub your forehead after being thumped.
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you-goddammit!"
"No! No more bad words okay? Cute kids like you shouldn't use them, only grown-ups are allowed to." He wags his finger with furrowed eyebrows as his voice deepens into a scolding tone.
'Is this dude serious right now?' Staring at him for a few moments you try to see whether he was just playing around or not, and by the serious expression on his face...you knew he wasn't. 'Fuck it...this bitch needs to go now.'
With a shake of your head, you reach out for the nurse call button only to slow down once taking a good look at your hands.
Usually, you would've continued at the sight of the callouses that decorated them from countless hours of tedious waitressing, but the sight of small soft hands that seemed to have never worked a day in their life is what made you stop.
"Wha...?" Flexing and shaking them with sharp movements, you begin to freak out when seeing that they were in fact yours.
'Wait...does that mean...'
Your eyes widen in fear before quickly pulling the collar of the nightgown to take a look at your body.
The sight of what would usually be where your breasts were hanging, you were met with only a flat chest.
'Noooo! My precious babies! A-and...'
Taking your gaze down even further, you saw that not one single pubic hair laid in-between your legs.
'Oh sweet Jesus...please please don't let me be what I think I am...'
"You!" Taehyung flinches at your narrowed gaze, "take me to the bathroom right now."
"O-okay..." Grabbing your hands, he pulls you to the end of the bed with an inconsiderable amount of ease. With one hand on the IV stand and the other one the idol's arm, your hunched figure wobbled to the closed door.
Tears pricked your eyes at the missing feeling of the weight of your chest whenever you had to bend down or over.
"Here we are~ Do you want me to go get a nurse to help you out?" He opens the door, turning on the light as you stared at the tiled floor in fear of facing the reality of the situation.
"N-no...I just need to do something right quick. You can stand outside if you want."
Not wanting to make you even more distressed, Taehyung reluctantly leaves you alone in the small confined space.
The room was silent, the only sounds heard were of your shaky breathing and the occasional dripping of the IV as it administered the medicine.
'Is okay ____...just one look. One look to be sure. That's all, just one...'
Looking up to the mirror, you're met with the face of a very young and adorable little girl.
Her face was rounded with the touch of youthfulness, having features that could top even the babies you would fawn over on Instagram and Pinterest.
And if it weren't for the gaping mouth and eyes widened in horror, you probably wouldn't have believed it was you.
"I...I..."
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Taehyung leans against the door with a sigh of worry as he waits for you to call his name.
"Maybe she needs help?" He debates on whether or not to call a nurse or continue to wait.
"Aish! What is this child doing to me? She's already got me wrapped around her little finger...ah, such a Cutie Patootie~"
Gushing over the thought of you wearing adorable costumes and princess outfits, Taehyung becomes excited when gazing at his sleeping bandmates.
"I should definitely wake the others so they can finally meet her..." A small pout appears on the idol's face when a sudden thought came to mind, "but how can I wake them all in one time?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEEEE?!"
The other members jump at the high-pitched scream in alarm, eyes still covered from sleep looking around the room in panic.
"...that might work too."
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a/n: part two? 👀
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lazyexcuse · 2 years
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Erwin: “I think it’s about time we stop worrying about y/n and let them live their own life.”
Levi and Hange, *Nodding in agreement*
Erwin: “……..”
Hange: “……….”
Levi: “……….”
Levi: “So… should I follow them or do y’all wanna-?”
Erwin: “Let’s all go. Y/n needs support from the shadows.”
Hange,*Nods*: “I’ll get the ODM gear.”
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tastefullyoffensive · 2 years
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30+ Moments That Really Escalated Quicker Than I Was Expecting
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fvgsxul · 2 years
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hellwa1ker · 11 months
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My character for my rune level 1 run
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barwana1 · 11 months
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Nooooooo.......! 😅😂🤣
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xallyxcatxs · 11 months
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Naturally the quality of my art has only gone up these past years
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cl0wnnerd · 11 months
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ehe undertale reference
Hey you! yes you! are you a fan of Tenma Tsukasa? Well head on down in Kasa Zone! (not owned by me)
https://discord.gg/NaAbJYvRJX
(edit nov 3, 2023 : Hey to anyone who saw this recently, I do apologize the link won't work anymore due to something happened!! ^^)
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