#omg tawna!!

[gothika666faerie]

I literally only care about two things and two things only in Crash Team Rumble.

And it is THEM.

[mugenloopdalove]

Wild card and Veni, Vidi, Vici for pinstripe?

Selfshippery

omg this meme is perf for him lmao

Wild Card— talk about an au of your ship!

idk if its exactly an "au" since like. technically the verse does exist. but i have alt dimension summer. pinstripe and roary were killed by fem tropy and summer basically loses herself trying to get vengeance.

Veni, Vidi, Vici— is there a "big bad" or any antagonistic figure(s) in your ship? are they people, or something more situational?

not really? in summers mind, tawna his, but tawnas just kinda vibin lol.

i guess if i had to pick, it would be summers on brain issues

[ben-the-hyena]

OK THE FACT THAT CRASH'S FIRST REFLEX WHEN HE SEES HIS LITTLE SISTER IS THINKING SHE IS HIS GIRLFRIEND DOUBLED WITH WHAT INTERNET CULTURE TURNT "ONII-CHAN" INTO REALLY CREEPS ME OUT THERE

[cherry-bomb-ships]

PLS PLS PLS BADASS TAWNA 💬

OMG YES OF COURSE 💝💝💝💝 So in all honesty I'm still working out how R. Marie fits into Crash 4's loose story so idk if she would even ever actually cross paths with the alternate universe Tawna, but if they DID, then I feel like R. Marie would definitely respect Tawna's abilities and steely reserve, they're basically both girlbosses (even tho R. Marie isnt a girl but u get what I mean) and that's something R. Marie can admire in someone else. Buuuuut Tawna is still on the side of good, so yeah sorry in R. Marie's eyes she's still an enemy. Just a respectable one 😔

Oh and I did say I'd do this part too, so as to what I personally irl think of her, I think she's really great and tbh its great to see Tawna brought back in ANY way! I get why they didn't use her much after the first game but still I miss her and think she had a lotta potential, so it's rly cool to see her in a new light and kicking ass like she deserves to! >:3

💜 ask game here! 💜

[sparklijam]

Tawna, Rowan, and zips

Then rian underneath

OMG PERFECT~!!!

[sawtrap]

Omg I'm at a Tawna level I haven't seen her yet 🥺

[tawnatalks]

Oh my gosh I made a mistake getting back into Hetalia

I’m in love with Denmark wow

[wellick]

Season 3 Amalia from Wakfu, Tawna Bandicoot from the remakes

OMG i’ve never watched wakfu but there’s a flash porn of amalia and another girl and it’s so good. absolutely smash. smash tawna too. loving these obscure waifus.

[razzledazzy]

Well Crash did have a girlfriend, she was Tawna Bandicoot, well I would say she is the third creation of Dr. Cortex, but she wasnt inanities Crash game well besides the remake in 2017,but she cheated on him with one of Cortex's creations, I dont know how to spell his name but he has a gun, hes into mafia and he wears a suit.

that’s so wild. omg. but if she was a creation of cortex as well then wouldn’t she also be his ‘kind of’ sibling?also if there are guns in this universe what the heck is crash capable of that a gun cannot stop him

[thedestinysunknown]

Crash Bandicoot 2:

Genre: Platform;

Console: Playstation;

Year: 1997;

Story: After Crash Bandicoot defeats Doctor Neo Cortex and rescues his girlfriend Tawna, Cortex falls from his lair down towards the Earth, his maniacal bid for world domination thwarted. After his crash, Cortex awakens in a dark cavern filled with glowing crystals. Convinced that they hold tremendous power, Cortex takes one and returns to his laboratory to examine it. He discovers that the planets will soon align, creating a catastrophic solar flux that threatens to destroy Earth itself. Learning that the crystals are the only means of containing this force, Cortex enlists the aid of his old colleague Doctor N. Gin and they design a new, upgraded, crystal-powered "Cortex Vortex" to capture the stellar energy. Realizing they need 25 more crystals to power the device, Cortex devises a plot to manipulate Crash into retrieving the crystals for him.

Gameplay: omg, I just completed another Crash Bandicoot. I'm so speechless. Crash Bandicoot 2 is one of those games that I've been delaying a lot to complete it because...it's quite a challenge. If you saw my Crash Bandicoot 3 review, then you know what to expect in this game. You play as Crash Bandicoot, and you have to collect the crystals of each stage. There's 5 main wrap rooms. In each room, there's 5 levels. If you collect the crystal of all those 5 stages, then you will unlock a boss stage. Unlike Crash Bandicoot 3, nearly all the levels are platforms (with the exception of few of them). Unfortunatly, you won't unlock new moves (just like the next game). However, this game has 2 endings. The regular ending (where you collect all the crystals) and the good ending (you unlock it by collecting every crystal and EVERY GEM, aka, complete the game 100%). Collecting all the Gems is not an easy task. Some of the gems are really annoying to get. This game has a bunch of secrets (very well hidden secrets), so if you finish a level, and you didn't collect all the boxes, then you didn't find the secret of that level. If you want to collect all the gems, you need to a) collect all the boxes, including the ones on the secret areas, or b) go to a special route of the game.

Graphics: I really like the graphics of this game. It looks cartoonish and fun.

Soundtrack: it's really good and silly. I really like it.

Final Thoughts: this is a very fun game. Before I decided to complete this game, I decided to play Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (aka the 4th game), and for my surprise, I was having a lot of fun with it. So, that game made me want to go complete the 2nd game, before I focused 100% on Wrath of Cortex. I'm glad I made that decision, because Crash Bandicoot 2 wouldn't be on my completed collection for a long time. Unfortunatly, I won't bother completing the first game because I'm not a fan of the controls, and completing it 100% is a nightmare. Anyways, this was an amazing game and I will give it a 9.5 out 10.

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[werewolfmonkie]

everyone else: omg tawna in crash 4!

me: hhhh... dingodile

[bookloversreviewer]

“Avery Flynn knocks it out of the park again!"

- Tawna Fenske, USA Today bestselling author

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The only thing about me that’s a size zero is the filter on my mouth. I’ve got a big personality, a big rack, and a big number on the scale. And I’m perfectly fine with that.

But when some random guy suggests I might not be eating alone if I’d ordered a salad instead of a hamburger I’m shocked silent, which is a feat, trust me.

That brings us to one sexy fireman named Frankie Hartigan. He’s hot. He’s funny… And he’s just apologized for being late for our “date” then glared at the fat-shaming jerk. Next thing I know, he’s sitting down and ordering himself dinner.

I have no problem telling him I don’t need a pity date . . . unless of course it’s to my high school reunion next week. Oops where did that last bit come from? And what do I do now that he’s said yes?!

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The temptation to say “Yes, Frankie, please squash him like a bug while I clap and watch” was so, so strong—like, the guys who pull semi trucks with their teeth strong. Instead, Lucy played along with her best friend’s fiancé’s brother— OMG, that was now the name of her imaginary all-girl ska band—and smiled sweetly up at him.

“He was bothered by my dinner order, honey.”

“Really?” Frankie looked down at her plate, over to the dipshit, and then right at her. There was no missing the devil in his eyes right before he turned his attention back to the other man. “What’s wrong with what my girl’s eating?”

Mr. In Her Business blanched. Literally. The color drained out of his face so fast that he resembled one of those swipe right before and after photos on makeover blogs. How in the hell she managed to not laugh out loud she had no frickin’ clue.

“N-n-nothing,” the man stuttered.

Nope. He was not getting off that easily.

She looked up at Frankie, still standing next to her chair, his big hand braced on the back of it, and said in the clueless voice that anyone with a brain would know meant there was danger ahead, “He said I should have ordered a salad, then I might have a chance to move from a five to an eight. I’m a five because I have great tits.”

Thunderous didn’t begin to describe the dark look of pure vengeance that crossed Frankie’s face, making even the freckles that crossed over the bridge of his nose look scary. Mr. Buttinsky made a little squeaking noise that reminded Lucy of the sound of air coming out of a balloon when someone pulled the tip taut as it was deflating. Frankie took a step forward, menace vibrating off of him in waves. The other guy didn’t bother to say a word, he just took off, weaving his way at a fast clip through the crowded bar and out the front door. Lucy liked to imagine that he peed his pants a little as he did so.

“Thanks, Frankie,” she said to the man still staring at the departing figure of Mr. Peed His Pants. “I owe you one.”

Her ginger knight in well-fitting jeans and a T-shirt made some kind of noise that maybe was a response in the affirmative. It sounded kinda like “no problem.” Whatever. She was used to that from guys. She was only of interest until a hotter, skinnier, or prettier woman came along. It

was the universal fat chick cloaking device.

Determined not to let it annoy her as much as it usually would, she turned back to her jalapeño cheeseburger, spicy fries, and soda. Now she could finally enjoy her dinner in peace.

Alas, it wasn’t meant to be. Frankie clunked down a three-fourths filled mug of beer on the other side of her table, pulled out the chair across from her, and sat down. Before she could even ask what he was doing, he waved the waitress over and told her he wanted whatever Lucy was eating, plus an extra order of fries and another beer. Once she’d left, he turned his attention to Lucy and gave her what could only be described as a vibrator smile. She named it that in her head—thankfully only in her head—because she now had a desperate need for her vibrator and maybe a fresh pack of batteries.

“You’re not gonna make me eat alone now that we’re on a date, are you?” he asked, swiping one of her fries.

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She fell in love with romance while reading Johanna Lindsey’s Mallory books. It wasn’t long before Avery had read through all the romance offerings at her local library. Needing a romance fix, she turned to Harlequin’s four books a month home delivery service to ease the withdrawal symptoms. That worked for a short time, but it wasn’t long before the local book stores’ staffs knew her by name.

Avery was a reader before she was a writer and hopes to always be both. She loves to write about smartass alpha heroes who are as good with a quip as they are with their *ahem* other God-given talents. Her heroines are feisty, fierce and fantastic. Brainy and brave, these ladies know how to stand on their own two feet and knock the bad guys off theirs.

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[ben-the-hyena]

Pinstripe and Isabella becoming buddies out of nowhere bonding over their Italian origins brainwashing

Meeting when Pinstripe was visitting Tawna who now lives with her new friends for her new race-related job after their breakup as yet another failed attempt at proving her he had fakely moved on and she should regret him, yet hearing one of these girls he didn't give a shit about suddenly speak in her Italian accent maybe to tell her to ignore him catches his attention right before he was about to protest and has him genuinely go "WAIT. Lei è Italiana ?!" and she blinks and replies "Ma sì !!" surprised to see he actually is too past his Brooklyn accent and they immediatly start chatting and gossiping loudly in Italian with hand gestures forgetting about Tawna who's in the middle like

[tawnatalks]

@error404-drawnotfound: a glance back to when i drew you as a forest thing :) i redrew it i hope you like it 

omg I love this?????????????? DUDE I kinda want to draw this now, angry forest dragon/fawn Tawna : D

[tawnatalks]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAWNA

THANK YOU Omg no you're the best ;u;

[tawnatalks]

Hey Tawna! I have been perfecting my art, and I have a couple questions! 1: do you wanna see a drawing of an OC, 2: can I draw you? Ok, thank you for your time!

Hey! That’s awesome, I’m glad you’ve been working on it! 

1. Sure, show me what you’ve got c:

2. omg You’re more than welcome to draw me or my characters as long as it’s not weird and you show me when you’re done

Thanks for your message hehe