#omswd mammon

[ghostqiu]

mammon in the whb style 😈

[tsukii0002]

Mc: I can't take it anymore… If you continue to be so irresponsible I'll take the kids!!!!

Mammon: Please Mc! Forgive me, I promise I will change. I will be a better father!

Mc: I can't ensure the welfare of my children over words.

Mammon: Mc! I will never stop caring about our children!!!

Levi: *confused* What are they doing?

Asmo: Oh *eating popcorn* they are arguing because Mammon bought birdseed for canaries instead of special birdseed for crows for the new chicks.

Satan: *stealing popcorn from Asmo* And now Mc has restricted Mammon's care over them.

Levi: And what do the parents think, the crows?

Satan: *holding back laughter * They're on Mc's side.

Levi: Pfff *starting to laugh*

Mc: It's too late...

Mammon: Mc nooo!!!!

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[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Across the Mammonverse

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[devildomangel]

Imagine after nightbringer, MC can stomach solomon's food. Then when they return back to the present, everyone's just watching them eat Solomon's food without consequence like:

[devildomwriter]

Easy Money

You’re out shopping with Mephistopheles when you see a watch you like.

MC: “Ooh this so pretty! Oh yikes…that’s way too expensive…”

Mephistopheles: “Hm? It’s only 1,000.”

MC: “Only?”

Mephistopheles: “Yes, I could drop a hundred times this amount and not even bother picking it up.”

MC: “Is that so?”

Mephistopheles: “Why of course.”

MC: “Do it.”

Mephistopheles: “Pardon?”

MC: “Drop one million and walk away.”

Mephistopheles: “I never said a million?”

MC: “So it does matter?”

Mephistopheles: “No it doesn’t. See. It’s meaningless, I’ll make it again in an hour.”

You bend over and pick it up.

Mephistopheles: “Ah, thank you—“

MC: “Oh, did you need this back?”

Mephistopheles: “Well I don’t need it—“

MC: “Oh, so I can have it?”

Mephistopheles: “I’m not giving out money!”

MC: “But you were gonna leave it there and not even pick it up.”

Mephistopheles: “I was making a point.”

MC: “You can’t make a pint if you don’t follow through.”

Mephistopheles: “Well—“

MC: “I knew it, you really aren’t that wealthy after all…”

Mephistopheles: “Of course I am! Do you understand who I am?”

MC: “But don’t you need this back?”

Mephistopheles: “Absolutely not! I wouldn’t dream of it”

MC: “Are you sure, because—“

Mephistopheles: “I don’t need it, I’m not a peasant. You can have it since you went through the effort of picking it up off the ground?”

MC: “Really?”

Mephistopheles: “Yes I insist.”

MC: “Thanks, Mephisto, you’re the best!”

Mephistopheles: “Naturally.”

A few hours later you return home with bags upon bags full of items from top name brands.

Lucifer: “What in the three worlds?”

MC: “That was the easiest million I’ve ever made.”

Mammon: “Huh!? Did ya say million!!!??? How the hell did ya do that?”

MC: “Do you want the short story or—?”

Lucifer: “Short, please.”

MC: “I called Mephisto poor.”

Lucifer: *sigh* “That idiot…”

[avonyxx]

HAPPY BDAY TO MAMMONN 🤭🤭🤭🦅🦅🦅🦅

[devildomditzy]

Mc referring to mammon as their husband or saying “husband behavior” or something like that

Also Mc threatening to fistfight mammon as a joke and then pouncing on him :))

As you and Mammon grew expensively closer through your time together, it was clear to see there was something going on between the two of you. No words were said regarding it, (probably because he’s too scared to fuck it up, and you’re too nervous to bring it up) but did words even need to be said?

What you two have is clear: It’s friendship, it’s reliance, it’s trust, it’s love.

Labels weren’t exactly needed…

but,

When the waiter at restaurant six referred to Mammon as your husband, the second born choked on his demonus. So hard in fact, that you had to lean over and pat his back, making sure he was okay.

That was a big shock for him. You asking the waiter if they could bring a glass of water for your husband, well, that was a bigger shock.

As the waiter bowed out to rush to the kitchen to grab it, Mammon furiously blinked in your direction, eyes wide and face aflame with embarrassment.

“I’M YER WHAT!?”

You calmly bring your own glass up to your lips to take a sip.

As the waiter approaches once more, you try to hide your sly smirk behind the wine.

“Honey, don’t make a scene. We rarely ever get a night away from the kids. I want to enjoy myself.”

“OUR WHAT!?”

[levia-chan]

Kid Satan: THEY WILL DROWN IN BLOOD FROM MY REVENGE!!!

Mammon: Eat porridge, I say.

Mammon: Come on, open your mouth, the airplane is flying *Mammon makes buzzing sounds*.

Mammon: Dispatcher, we're falling!

Mammon: WE'RE FALLING, DAMN IT, DISPATCHER!!

*As a result, the kid Satan ate everything*

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams-" You grab his attention, squirming out of the mass of pillows and blankets in your first man's nest.

"No." He cuts you off, cuddling further into you, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

"Mams." You try again, this time pushing his head away, immediately regretting it, he looks like a kicked puppy.

"No." He says, much poutier now, trying to cuddle back into you. "Yer not gettin' out of the Great Mam'n's nest, Human."

"Mams. I need to go to the bathroom."

Grumbling he lets go of you and folds his arms. "Fine, but ye better be quick, Human."

"I will be."

"Good." He grumbles, moving to cuddle the pillow that smells most like you in your absence

[treasureofmammon]

✨️ Friendly reminder that Mammon IS Lucifer's right hand. ✨️

Spoilers

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[zephyrchama]

Mammon has a nightmare about MC while they're in the human realm, based on a throwaway comment MC once made about the House of Lamentation being really fancy.

It's the dream Tamaki has in Ouran HSHC: the brothers show up for a surprise visit only to find MC is living in utter poverty in a worn-down hovel that's falling apart. They don't even have enough cups for everyone.

It's so tragic. He wakes up in a cold sweat. Mammon can't stop crying and begging Lucifer for them to go visit. "They ain't even got any good cups! We gotta do somethin'!" He bides his time until MC comes back by buying up random tableware inlaid with jewels.

[hakirachan]

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #68

Mammon: How did you even get in here? 

Diavolo: MC's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Diavolo's door"! 

MC: I’m closing the window.

[tsukii0002]

Mammon: Do you know that because of us Mc is losing their sense of danger?

His brothers: ?

Mammon: I mean, they have become so accustomed to the Devildom that they no longer perceives danger as a normal human… not even as a demon would.

Lucifer: Develops.

Mammon: The other day we passed by a river of crystal piranhas and they jumped in.

Levi: WHAT??!!

Mammon: That's what I said and they answered me that they were fish, that they were beautiful.

Asmo: *horrified* Oh my...

Mammon: Another day they started brushing a banshee's hair, which the creature was delighted with and they became friends *scratching his head*, but you get the point.

Beel: Thats not good *worried*.

Mammon: On another occasion they saw vampires devouring an animal and approached calmly saying that this was no place to eat, just like that, without even batting an eyelid.

Satan: Damn.

Mammon: A-damned-blood-thirsty-vampires

The brothers: ...

Belphie: We have broken our human.

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[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Which one's your favorite flavor?

[fleur-dans-la-nuit]

MC, talking to Satan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Satan, turing towards Mammon: How tall are you again?

Mammon, dramatically, and hurt: How DARE you-

[devildomwriter]

Mammon subtly implying marriage in the future ❤️