#on trend;dash commentary

[atropaanimus]

"Wait wait wait-"

"Other me owns a cat???"

The shock, the awe, the surprise-

[infernal-feminae]

How it legit feels being in the fandom sometimes

[top-shelf-tender]

“These damn kids and their wall art. Back in my day, we had spray paint and brick walls, and that was good enough.”

[madeimpact]

Taps the microphone.

❝ Pirating video games from big corporations is always morally correct. 'Specially when the game is out of print and the company doesn't do anything to make it accessible for modern audiences. Also, I'm from the Mirror of Truth, so I'm just saying what Pitstain is too much of a coward to say out loud. ❞

[sailingtheimaginarysea]

I could probably make a Flan...

[bulletfestival]

"And this new moon rabbit actually lives on the moon, right?"

"...Right?"

[bravesung]

hana , blushing: yes, love is very unpredictable , but never unsure.

*she fell in love with the son of a super big crime lord.*

[ahelluvahigh]

"I could get those two on every television in Hell with a quick phone call."

[huntershowl]

when mutuals hit the dash with the beautifully written angst

[hotelbitches]

"i'm not a ' girlboss '. i'm a literal fucking queen."

[atropaanimus]

“Thank the higher powers I can stop rescheduling those imminent demises for the girls.”

Hey Milo what does this mean-

[sanctummilitis]

she set a city on fire once (entirely against her will) and is still riddled with guilt to this very day.

[rocket-mxn]

You think localization is hard? Try having your brand representation swept out from under you, your story completely changed with translations, and people don't believe you've canonically fucked twice, fought space pirates, and has experimented with drugs.

[steel-and-fire]

"I mean, we have enough half dragons and dragonborns around to assume that dragons do, indeed, find humans hot."

[hellsmayflower]

"Is a "dick CPR" something? Because I'm down for it."

[the-composer]

"My attention and everything good about me I do and want to offer has been wasted on so many men who won't make time for me... I'm kind of over it."