#once i start tearing up it is over for me for like. 20 min MINIMUM. usually more like an hour

[depresseddepot]

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[btsqualityy]

BTS Kink Series: Denial And Over Stimulation

Warnings: Smut

Kim Seokjin

“Fuck, I’m gonna come jagi,” Jin grunted, his hands tangling in your hair. You moaned around him in encouragement as you continued to suck his cock. Sure enough, a few seconds later, you felt the spurts of his cum beginning to shoot into your mouth. You did the best that you could to swallow without taking your mouth off of him, still sucking his cock as he came.

“Fuck,” he panted, his chest heaving up and down. However, you continued to suck harshly on him, making him gasp loudly. He tried to push you away but you smacked at his hands, causing him to groan loudly as he watched you with hooded lids.

“Y/N-ah,” he moaned as he threw his head back. He has no idea how it’s possible, but he’s going to come again. You finally took your mouth off him, but you quickly replaced it with your hand as you stroked him fast.

“Come on Jinnie,” you cooed. “One more for me, come one more time. I wanna taste more of your come,” you moaned as you held your tongue out for him. Your dirty talk pushed him over the edge and with a loud grumble, he came again. You caught it all on your tongue, giving him a few more tugs before letting go of him. He slumped back against the couch and looked down at you.

“You are something else, you know that?” He wondered and you smiled sweetly at him. “What am I going to do with you?”

“Oh, you’ll figure something out,” you shrugged as you giggled.

Min Yoongi

The intense pulsations from the Hitachi in Yoongi’s hands cause you to grip his thighs, your breath coming out in harsh and heavy pants.

“Mm, fuck,” you groan, trying to focus on anything besides how much you want to come.

“You’re doing so good baby,” Yoongi murmured, his gaze focused on where the Hitachi was making contact with your clit. You shake your head as you quickly realize that you’re not going to be able to hold off for much longer. You try to tell Yoongi this, but the throbbing of your clit commands all of your attention.

“I, I,” you mumble and Yoongi looks up at you.

“You’re not about to come, are you baby?” He asks with a soft glare.

“You, yo,” you stutter as your eyes flutter closed, turning onto your side as you feel your orgasm starting to takeover your body. However, it’s promptly cut short when you feel the vibrations disappear. Your eyes spring open again and you see Yoongi shaking his head slightly as he looks down at you.

“You know better Y/N. What’s the rule?” 

“Let you know when I’m getting close,” you reply shamefully. “But I couldn’t.”

“Felt too good, huh?” He adds understandingly and you nod. He places his hand on the back of your neck and pulls you towards him as he kisses you gently. “I know baby, but I don’t want you coming until I say so. Ok?” You nod once again. “Think you can hold out for me some more baby?” You smile in response and that’s all he needs before the vibrator is set against your clit again.

Kim Namjoon

“If you keep going so fast, I’m gonna come,” Namjoon grunted as the grip he had on your waist tightened. You were on top of him, lifting yourself up and down the length of his cock.

“Good,” you moaned. “I want your come, deep inside of me.”

“Fuck Y/N,” he muttered at your dirty talk, throwing his head back. “I’m about to come,” he announced. You purposely tightened yourself around him and with a loud groan, you felt his cum pour into you. The feeling only turned you on more and you re-positioned yourself, your chest against Namjoon’s and your knees spread further apart. With the new leverage, you began to bounce which caused Namjoon to stutter underneath you.

“Y/N-ah,” he whined and you smiled to yourself. “Sl-slow down baby.”

“I can’t,” you admitted. “You just feel so fucking good inside of me, fucking your cum further into me.” 

“F-fuck, I think I’m coming again.” Sure enough, you felt a few more spurts of cum flood into you. Of course, it wasn’t as much as the first time but it was enough to push you headfirst into your orgasm. Moaning loudly, you set your forehead on his shoulder as you tried to regain your regular breathing pattern. It was silent for a few minutes until you felt Namjoon shift underneath you.

“God, you’re insane,” he muttered, making you laugh. You lifted your head and looked at him, seeing the lazy smirk on his face.

“Good thing you love me then huh?” You teased, leaning up and kissing him.

Jung Hoseok

The sounds of Hobi’s ragged breathing and your breathy moans were all that could be heard throughout the small closet. The boys had a show today and Hobi invited you to come early to watch them rehearse. Admittedly, you and Hobi had both been flirting with each other a little more than usual; small things like quick kisses, butt slaps, and roaming hands. However, you never expected to find yourself in a janitor’s closet 20 minutes before showtime with Hobi fucking into you. 

“Fuck, you feel so good clenching around me baby,” Hobi grumbled, his hair starting to stick to his forehead.

“Hobi,” you lightly bit the skin of his shoulder, attempting to keep your moans to a minimum. 

“You’re getting tighter baby. You gonna come?” He wondered and you nodded rapidly. Only a few more thrusts from him and you came hard, your eyes going crossed for a few seconds. He continued to slow stroke you throughout your orgasm, not wanting to overstimulate you but wanting to drag it out for you. Once you started to come back, you smirked lazily at him.

“Thank you baby,” you murmured and Hobi laughed at how cute you were post-orgasm. 

“You’re welcome jagi,” he pressed a kiss to your forehead. 

“Alright, pull out.” His eyes widened and he looked at you quizzically. 

“Why?” 

“I already let you fuck me in a damn closet,” you giggled. “You’re not getting to come too.”

“Y/N,” he whined but a quick raise of your eyebrow shut him right up. Pouting, he pulled himself out of you and you helped him tuck himself back into his slacks. Once you were done, you kissed him passionately.

“Once the show’s over and we get back to the hotel, I’ll let you come inside of me,” you promised. Hobi smiled and pulled you into him, his breath fanning over your face.

“Oh, you better.”

Park Jimin

“Jimin, baby please,” you groan, your hand reaching down and wrapping loosely around his wrist. However, your grip did nothing to deter him. He glanced up at you and smiled slightly before taking his plush bottom lip in between his teeth.

“Come on jagiya,” he murmured, his eyes raking over you in your fucked out state. “I know you have one more for me.”

“I’ve already come too many times,” you whined. Chuckling softly, he leaned down and pressed his forehead against yours as he stared into your eyes.

“You know, seeing you come is one of my favorite things in the world,” he whispered, his fingers reaching deep inside of you. “Can you blame me for wanting to see it all the time?” 

“Nothing is wrong that baby, that’s,” you paused as he hooked his fingers inside of you, making your breath hitch. “That’s not what I was trying to say. Just, can’t you give me a break in between?” He couldn’t help but to laugh at the pout on your face and he kissed you softly. He suddenly quickened the pace of his fingers, making you moan loudly and arch your back up from the bed.

“It’s a lot more fun this way,” he smirked, loving the way your moans floated throughout the room. 

Kim Taehyung

“Hold it.”

“I can’t.”

“Yes, you can,” Taehyung grunts as he thrusts into you at a rapid pace. You whimpered, your arms tightening around his neck as you felt yourself inching closer and closer to the edge. 

“Oh god,” you mumbled. “T-Tae, I’m going to come,” you announced as your eyes started to roll into the back of your head. Taehyung immediately stilled his hips, holding his cock inside of you. You whined loudly, wrapping your legs around his waist and trying to pull him closer so that he would start moving again.

“If you can’t control yourself, I’ll do it for you,” he shrugged, making you glare at him. 

“How can I when you’ve been fucking edging me for the past hour?” You snapped, the feeling of not being able to come manifesting itself in anger. Tae raised an eyebrow at you but you didn’t back down. He reached up and grabbed your arms that were loosely linked around his neck and pulled them down, pinning them next to your head on the bed. He then started to grind himself down onto you, and the pressure of his pelvis against your clit drove you crazy.

“I suggest that if you even want a chance of coming today, you shut that little sassy mouth of yours. Understand?” He questioned and you nodded immediately. 

Jeon Jungkook

“So pretty.”

“Jungkook.”

“So fucking pretty,” you hear him mumble from his place in between your legs. After 45 minutes and 5 orgasms, you were on the verge of tears and wondering how the hell he was still breathing down there.

“Kook, please,” you pleaded as you felt his tongue make languid circles around your clit. “Too much.”

“I’m sorry baby,” he breathes as he finally pulls away from your pussy. He takes his pointer finger and traces your slit, and the small action leaves you writhing. “I can’t help myself when it comes to your pussy. It’s so damn beautiful.”

You blush at his words, your hands coming up to hide the coy small playing at your lips. “And you taste so fucking good,” he sighs before diving back in, wasting no time and sucking harshly at your bud. You literally screamed from the over stimulation, your legs shooting up and your thighs squeezing Jungkook’s head. He growled deeply, griping your thighs and pulling them apart again as he looked up at you.

“Try and stop me again and I won’t let you come at all.” he threatened. “Got it?” You nodded quickly and he smirked before getting back to business.

[prorevenge]

He tore my ankle ligaments, and now his nose is pointing in the wrong direction

TL;DR at the end.

Background (feel free to skip it)

I am a big guy (6ft, 275lbs) and I am not all muscle. I used to play soccer as a kid until I was 17 years old when I took a nasty knee injury that ended my hopes to play pro. I started to gain weight over the years, partly due to bad habits and lack of exercise. I reached 325lbs at one point and it felt like I was about to die. That's when I decided enough was enough and it was time to turn my life around. Started eating healthy, and slowly picked up the exercise bug again. I also joined a 6v6 soccer league in my city where my friends had a team and invited me to play. I'd play soccer once a week, go the gym thrice a week, then rest and chill. It was great.

On a soccer pitch you don't expect 300lbs+ guys to be running around or even be skilled enough to dribble through defenders. Most teams wouldn't even mark me (I played as a striker) until I scored a goal or dribbled through two of their players. That earned me some respect on the pitch, I had competitor players come to complement my performance after the games. I even made friends with league coordinators who at times cheered me after a nice pass or goal. It was just great... I felt I was alive again.

The Wrong-doing

At the time of this story, I had lost about 30lbs (I was 295ish). We were playing a long Winter League which is basically 14 games (14 weeks) and we knew almost every team in the league... except for one team. It was the 4th game of the season and we were scheduled to play the new team. A bunch of big guys that looked like they were straight out of an MMA competition. The game starts, as usual, I am not marked... I literally had enough space to park truck with no defender giving me a thought. I received the ball, ran for the goal, then buried it in the bottom corner. Easiest goal ever. Five minutes later, I did it again. Now I had their attention, and I was being marked by a guy who from now on we will call Jackass.

Jackass tried every trick to take the ball from me, and failed. The more he tried the more frustrated he became. Then at one point, I had the ball, dribbled and did a body feint and he dropped on his ass trying to correct his direction. I crossed the ball and we scored the third. It was humiliating but I didn't mean it like that. He stood up and walked right next me and said:

Jackass: You think you're having fun, fat ass?

Me: You're not really going to talk shit on a recreational soccer game, are you?

Jackass: I am not talking shit. I am just asking if you're having fun.

Me: Yeah, I am. And you?

Jackass: I will have my fun in a bit.

I didn't really know what he meant but I didn't give it a thought. A few minutes later, I receive the ball again, Jackass is like a step or two behind me. The next thing I know is my left foot (the one planted in the ground as I received the ball with my right foot) is twisted, I hear a loud popping sound from my ankle and I am on the ground. A moment later, a jolt of excruciating pain in my ankle made me groan like an elephant stomped on my foot. Jackass has taken an illegal sliding tackle on my left foot and it tore my ankle under my body weight. Then, he literally stood up and leaned down on me and said "Now I had my fun". I was out of the game.

Fast Forward 24 hours, my ankle is swollen the size of a large grapefruit. I see a doctor who diagnoses that my Anterior Talofibular Ligament has a 2nd degree tear... This is the strongest ligament in your ankle btw. I can't play any sport and only use my foot lightly for 8 weeks minimum. I made sure I submitted an incident report to the league after the game, then kept all the receipts for medical treatment as a result of the injury. It took a toll on me emotionally as it reminded me of my old knee injury that ended my soccer dreams. I was determined not to slip into depression again though.

Even though I could no longer go to the gym or the pitch, I was still eating healthy and spend the next 8 weeks planning my revenge.

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It took me 9 weeks to recover, which was better than the Sports Specialist predicted. I was back in the last game of the season before the two play-off games. We were playing Jackass and his team again. I had spent my whole recovery time doing my very best to get ready to make that game. Took physio's advice and applied them to the letter, did anything and everything to make sure that I am good to play. I made it. Now it was time to exact revenge.

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The Revenge

I concocted a plan with my friend Dave to exact revenge on Jackass, one that would leave him with a permanent memento from Yours Truly. Jackass likes to stay behind then make a vicious tackle, push or shove when the player he is marking is about to receive the ball. I was going to use that against him the worst way.

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In the game, I made sure Jackass felt like I was scared of him. When I received the ball, I got rid of it too quickly, and if I was dribbling, I either passed it or let it go as if I was avoiding contact. This encouraged him to stay with me and to scare me even more. He literally played the first 15 mins of the game with a smug all over his ugly face.

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That was about to change.

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About 20 mins into the game, we get a corner kick. Dave goes to play the kick and I stand in the box, Jackass is two steps behind. Dave was about to take the kick then he stopped and nodded "No". This meant Jackass was no longer in position and we couldn't do what we planned to do. This happened a couple of more times. Then it is the fourth corner kick towards the end of the first half. Dave is taking the kick. He looks at me and he nods "Yes". Jackass is two steps behind me and is now marking me again. I put my hand up and shout "HERE, DAVE"... Jackass now commits to me. Dave then goes on to play this sweet perfect cross right above my head level. Jackass goes on to do his standard come-from-behind-and-do-something-nasty routine.

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At that very moment, I plant both feet in the ground, expecting the shove from behind, lean backwards and launch my body towards Jackass. He is going for the ball with his head, and I am going with my head for his face. He perfectly planted his face in the back of my head (his head going forward, and my head going backwards). I swear I could hear his nose break on the back of my head. We both fall to the ground and I drop my 290lbs fat ass on top of him, catching him with my elbow, straight into the eyebrow. As I turn around on the ground, he has a cut on his eyebrow, his nose is broken and is literally pointing to the left, and he is bleeding. I shout "FIRST AID KIT HERE PLEASE", then tell everyone I was First Aid certified and start sitting him up and leaning his head backwards to stop the bleeding. In the process, I pinch his nose to check if it's alright :D, and he screams like a little girl. Then I say "Oh, it seems your nose is broken". League Coordinators cart him out, and an ambulance picks him up a few minutes later.

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After the game, he sent a message saying he is suing me for intentionally breaking his nose and cutting his eyebrow. The League Coordinators did not support his incident report and said that it was he who went for me from behind and that I couldn't have anticipated that, let alone injure him so badly if it weren't for his own force. They also indicated that I was the first person to provide first aid to him after the fall. He had no leg to stand on, and his claim was dismissed.

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Then I sent him a letter from my lawyer letting him know I was suing him for my injuries 9 weeks prior, supporting that with doctor's reports, physio reports, and the league's incident report where the League Coordinators concluded that his tackle was both illegal and deliberate. He had received a warning from the league that he would be permanently banned for such behavior. The league then went on to ban him from participating in the games. He reimbursed me $2300 in medical costs.

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I scored 3 goals that game. We won and made it to the playoffs, then we beat them again in the play-offs and won the league. I am still on track with my weight-loss.

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TL;DR - A Jackass couldn't take playing a soccer game against a better team, decided to break my ankle in a nasty illegal tackle. I ended up with torn ligaments that took 9 weeks to recover. The next time on the field, he ended up with a cut on his eyebrow and his nose pointing in the wrong direction. Then paid me up for my medical expenses.

(source) story by (/u/shrekstah)

[mensbodybuildingtips]

Use Sodium to Look Full, Vascular and Ripped

If I had a dollar for every time I have actually heard bodybuilders tell me they use Mrs. Dashboard throughout their reducing stage, I would certainly have a few grand in my pocket.

I always look at them as well as ask why they would certainly enjoy their salt while weight loss, and the typical feedback is, "I'm attempting to obtain lean and also do not wish to hold water." My reaction is, " Salt will certainly not inhibit your development in getting lean, as well as holding some water while diet programs is in fact beneficial." Then, naturally, I lecture them for an additional 20 mins and soothe them down as I inform them I desire them to start eating four pickles a day to obtain their bodies made use of to high salt intake.

If you are just one of those individuals that fear sodium as a result of its water-retentive reputation, please maintain reading, as I will certainly clarify to you why not having high salt intake is disadvantageous to looking your best.

When starting a diet programs stage for a bodybuilding competition or a special event where you have to look your best with minimal apparel, you will have to plan ahead. I always advise that, no matter your current problem or body fat, you begin a dieting stage at the very least 16 weeks out. If you genuinely are under 10% body fat, after that 12 weeks is the minimum.

Right of the bat, I tell individuals to start consuming alcohol a consistent 1 1⁄2 -2 gallons of water a day, together with getting utilized to a high salt in-take. Basically, add salt to all your dishes-- or, if you hate salt, after that eat pickles. Initially you will preserve fluid as a result of the quick water intake integrated with the high salt consumption. The mineralocorticoid steroid hormone aldosterone will be enhanced only momentarily, till homeostasis cancel your sodium-to-water ratio. After a week you must not be holding obvious fluid, and need to be eliminating salt and water with pee consistently, which now keeps aldosterone suppressed.

The crucial determinant in keeping aldosterone levels low is seeing to it to keep both your sodium intake and water usage high. When both water and also sodium levels drop, aldosterone increases, vasopressin is launched, as well as water plus salt reabsorption takes place with the distal tubules of the kidneys. Vasopressin, or anti-diuretic hormonal agent (ADH), is a peptide hormonal agent that is released when dehydration or reduced water and also salt consumption take place. Vasopressin is primarily the body's defense mechanism that begins when imbalances take place in the blood relating to water, sodium, and also glucose.

The Facts About Aldosterone

As you start to obtain leaner and also leaner via the program of the diet plan, you will certainly recognize just how important high salt intake really is. Normally around five weeks out of a bodybuilding contest, your body fat should be really low (5-6%) as well as your carb consumption need to be minuscule.

When carbohydrates are extremely low, you shed also much more water, since each gram of glycogen binds approximately 2.7 g of water. Lessened carbohydrate degrees could trigger a host of side impacts if sodium degrees are inadequate. Muscular tissue cramping as well as muscle mass tears prevail. A decreased blood quantity, which reduces vascularity and also muscle mass fullness, is now existing. The treatment to such problems is having high salt consumption. High degrees of salt will certainly maintain you appropriately hydrated for healthy and balanced muscle tightenings, and aid prevent cramping as well as injury.

I directly observe that when I am depleted of carbs, yet have my sodium consumption high, my muscular tissues appear very complete, difficult, and vascular, which are words many times made use of to explain being "carbohydrate packed."

When your body-fat levels are really reduced and also both water and sodium levels are skies- high, you ought to appear definitely weird looking, with road-map blood vessels all over your body from sodium-induced vasodilation. Having yourself in unbelievable condition three weeks of your muscle building competition or unique occasion makes the final couple of days of "drying" simple to manage. As perhaps a few of you know, that final few days prior to a bodybuilding contest can make or break a rival, as trying out out-of-date carb/sodium/water protocols could spoil 16 weeks of training and stringent dieting.

The discombobulated body builder will certainly employ insane strategies entailing serious water as well as salt constraint and crazy quantities of carbs. Such hazardous and destructive procedures are typically advised by so-called contest-prep "masters" who merely go far on their own on the sole basis of their "magical" drug suggestions. This path is very attractive to the malnourished body builder that isn't believing very reasonably and desires a side at any type of cost.

The Finishing Touches!

When coming close to the final few days before your contest or unique event, there are a few things that you can do to look also better. The initial thing I have people do 6 days out is enhance their currently high water intake by 1⁄4 -1 ⁄ 2 gallon, as well as include one more pickle or a few trembles of salt to their diet. If they still have 50-100g of carbohydrates in their diet plan, I bring them down by 25g each day till they reach 0g of carbohydrates a few days before the event.

Water and salt consumption constantly increases by 1⁄4 -1 ⁄ 2 gallon each successive day till eventually prior to the occasion, when salt stops being added to dishes. You consume exactly what is naturally taking place in your healthy protein resources. Water gets quickly reduced of at some time a day before the occasion. Generally water obtains shut of at night around 6-10 p.m. Most individuals are eating upward of 3 to 5 gallons of water by eventually out as well as will certainly be urinating every 15 mins. By ramping up water and also sodium consumption much more the final six days, we raise diuresis, which substantially reduces adolsterone as well as maintains your body in a "flushing state." When we eliminated added sodium one day prior and maintain water intake overpriced, we raise diuresis much more. Now when we abruptly cut of water intake as well as do not TAPER water like misinformed "masters" supporter, the body will "overshoot," since it is made use of to getting high water and also salt. Around 11 p.m. the night before your contest, you will certainly be urinating as well as drying out like crazy. By the time you awaken the early morning of your contest or event, you will certainly be bone dry. It is critical the early morning of your contest or occasion to manage the reintroduction of salt and water. I constantly have my clients consume a passionate breakfast 8 hours after water has actually been closed of. The morning meal will certainly include steak, eggs, bacon, and salute, as I make every effort to have salt, carbs, and fats in wealth. Your body is like a dry sponge, all set to absorb sugar, water, salt, and also fat into the muscle mass cells, because muscular tissue cells will was initially priority for replenishment.

You need to avoid fluids at this point, as liquid could make you hold water in such a delicate state. Having excess-sodium-laden foods without water intake will really make you appear harder, drier, and also fuller.

Remember that water complies with salt, so any type of remaining subcutaneous water that hasn't already been eliminated will be sucked up when sodium is consumed, creating the popular "shrink-wrapped" look. After prejudging mores than, or you are finishing your day at the coastline or photo shoot, gradually reestablish water in 2- to four-ounce increments. You will more than likely see yourself fill in right before your eyes and boost your conditioning a lot more. Just make sure to have discipline and also self-discipline and do not overdo it with fluid, because you remain in such a dehydrated state.

Once the competition or event mores than, please make certain to go back to homeostasis as promptly as possible by taking in Pedialyte, Gatorade, and also water to recover important electrolytes and minerals. You will certainly experience a temporary rebound of excessive bloating as well as water retention, yet if you keep the liquid intake high, signs will certainly dissipate within a few days.

So, following time you are carefully diet programs for a competition or event needing you to look your finest on a details day, please embrace the terrific mineral salt and leave your competition in the dust.

  Note: The salt as well as carbs reintroduced the morning of the contest/special event are not determined or measured. Once in a completely dry, dried state you can consume sufficient amounts of salt and also carbohydrates without concern of "spilling over" or maintaining water. This is why it is crucial to NOT reestablish water throughout this time.

[krobuss]

summer nights

Word Count: 960~ || Time Taken: 20 mins.

Summary: I shot this out as fucking fast as possible, man. uhhhhh i like the night and after spending some times outside during summer, I realized how hot the weather is despite it being nighttime.

Tags: @septiplierweek

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Summer nights were nothing short of hot. Yes, there was a breeze but hot air still counts as being hot, even if it circulated the room.

Mark had been given a warning about his air conditioner, confident in his ability to take care of the unit and keep it running. In the middle of the night, the vents had stopped churning out cold air and Mark was left stranded in the heat of summer. Now, here he lay on the tiled ground, every window open and every fan that could be on working overtime to create some air flow that would prevent his skin from sticking to the floor in a painful way. The male groaned, stirring Chica as he deciding to call the one person who would let him complain without criticizing his actions too much: Jack. It was currently one am in Los Angeles, so that would put Jack at around 9 am in Brighton-- perfect.

After refusing to move more than an inch every 5 minutes, Mark had his phone placed next to his head on the ground, not caring to use precious energy to hold it up when his body felt sticky. The phone rung only twice before Jack's voice drifted through the speaker: "Mark? What're you doing up so late?"

"Jack, it's fucking hot," he groaned, not bothering to turn his head. "My A.C. broke in the middle of the night just as I was all perfectly warm underneath all my blankets and it's been absolute hell. At this point, I'm pretty sure this is hell." His voice was high-pitched and whiny, which he would have hated had he not been overheated. "It's, like, 80 degrees! At night!"

There was some shuffling from Jack's end and what could be distinguished as laughter burst through. Mark whined again, "This isn't funny, I am melting here!"

"Okay, okay, hold on!" More giggles, then Jack was talking. "What are you wearing? Like, are you wearing the bare minimum?"

"Wow, Jack, I had no idea we were at this point in our relationship. If I had known, I would have shaved or, at least, done my hair a bit nicer." It was Mark's turn to laugh, loving the flustered shout from Jack's end. "Calm down, I've done all I could; showered, stripped down to the 'bare minimum,' as you so eloquently put it, etc. Can you just distract me from the heat a bit? What are you doing right now?"

"Honestly, nothing much. I was just going to walk around town for a bit, eat breakfast at a restaurant because washing dishes sounds like a chore."

"Wow, that's so interesting. You're completely living the dream life, huh Jack?" The smirk was evident in hid words.

"Last time I checked, I wasn't living my life to impress you! Besides, you're the idiot who broke their air, I'm just the poor victim here who has to entertain you for your poor life decisions," it was Jack's turn to make a comeback, and although both men couldn't help but start laughing, the argument continued.

"Today was fucking hot, I'm pretty sure it hit records. Your posh Irish ass would be a puddle of goo if you had to live even a second in my tough California world."

"Hot for you is like lukewarm water for me, Fischbach. I'll have you know I could survive your temperatures twice over and not break a single sweat!"

"I doubt that since you melt at the sight of hot food. Who's the one that put the hottest pepper in their mouth, huh?"

"Who's the one that started crying because of it?"

Both of them were laughing until tears started burning their eyes, spending a good two minutes just giggling about the situations. Chica spun around next to him, sniffing his hand and butting Mark's chest with her nose to check if he was okay before walking off somewhere. They stayed in silence for a bit after the chuckling died down, a few spare, quiet laughs escaping every once in a while.

"You still hot?"

"Hottest man alive, next to Ryan Reynolds and Chris Hemsworth."

"You're really going to put yourself up there with Deadpool and Thor? I'd say you're more in leagues with Josh Hutcherson."

"Listen, he's attractive as shit and you can't deny that if he asked you to sleep with him, you would agree in a heartbeat!"

"Maybe two beats."

"You're an ass."

"Best ass around town. Look, Mark, modesty."

Another shared laugh as Mark stared out the window, admiring the few stars that dotted the sky. The city was still teeming with life, the lights of the town blocking out 98% of the sky, but the few ones he could see were breathtaking. Jack did something or another on the other side of the phone, probably heading out to eat, as he said he needed to do. A yawn escape Mark and he found himself cooler from the distraction.

"Sorry for keeping you with me, Jack, I feel better now."

"Shut up, you dork, you know I always love talking to you. As long as I'm not asleep, you can call me whenever."

Mark hummed, sliding a pillow down from his bed. "I know, I know, I just don't like making you stay around me when you've got a life to live, ya know?"

Jack went silent for a few pregnant pauses, seemingly processing and deciphering Mark's words. "You're a part of my life, Mr. Markiplier, and I'm glad I'm living it alongside you, even if you are a jackass sometimes." If Mark's stomach twisted and his heart swelled, nobody but him- and, in a few hours, Chica- would know. He just stared at the sky, face red with a different warmth. "G'night, Mark."

"Talk to you later, Seán."

[sunnysidewrites]

College barista!Seungcheol

Based on this prompt: I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

@officialseungcheol hey hun it’s me, your secret santa!!! I’m so sorry for being late aaaa but I really hope you enjoy this trainwreck!!! I had so much fun drafting this I got so soft omg and I tried to get a feel of what you liked, and I decided to go with a college!au bc you said you liked that!!! We’re finally free from finals so this seemed to fit ❤️❤️💞💞 Merry Christmas honey!!! I hope you spend it with loved ones and have a lovely time so much like yourself!!! it was so fun talking to you and I hope to continue that 🎁🎁🎄🎄🎄🎄 lemme know what you think!!!!

warnings: there’s probably way too much winking and ur gonna burst from too much soft :///

You’re a mess

Well, aren’t we all hun

But you’re pretty sure you’re a deadline away from flipping that cafeteria table across the room

You should have listened to your gut instinct to not tackle your college’s 2 hardest science classes in a single term but here you are suffering they’re also all labs :’))))

It’s way too late for that though!!!! Finals are only in 1 week!!!!

And you are fully ready to tear out all your hair

So,,, many,,,, papers,,,, and projects,,,,

And what’s a better way to relieve your stress through binge eating?

You particularly like eating sweets to satisfy your sweet tooth cravings

You’re always swinging by that little quaint cafe shop fifteen minutes away from your dorm

“I’m also getting some exercise” you tell yourself as you munch on your 9th cookie and counting

Wow. relatable.

The first time you entered, you were there to try out some freshly baked cookies and bought a drink with it

So let’s just say the reason why you keep reentering the cafe isn’t solely because of the bomb treats

“Next, please!”

Your eyes were still on the menu above as you were walking towards the counter

When your eyes finally dropped down you were gonna legit fall bc a beaut like that???? Actually exists???????

His wide doe eyes were looking back at you expectantly, his mouth slightly parted open in a slight grin

“Are you ready to order?” He playfully teased, his smile growing a little more

I’ll have you cheol ;))))) a whole meal

You try to shake yourself out of your trance and proceed to order your classic warm gooey chocolate chip cookies with your drink

This b thinks he’s so slick when he asks for your name

“Y/N”

“Pretty name as the person ;) ;) ;)”

You’re taken aback and you’re trying to ignore your brain internally screaming at you

Your eyes shift to his name tag and you squint and lean forward a little to read the small text

“So is… Seungcheol”

All he does is give you a smile and moves toward the person at the coffee station, so you take that cue to leave with your cookies and find a table

As you get settled down and play on your phone, you occasionally glance up to check the progress of your drink

And ya know,,,,, eye candy,,,, it’s not just the food that’s a snack amirite ;))))

Wow ok i gotta stop lmao

And every. Single. Time. he’s there looking back at you

He even throws in a lil wink wink and you’re like lksddfjkdfkjdl i am only here for my drink

And that was your eventful first encounter with the infamous Choi Seungcheol

The stress didn’t end there though!!!

Finals were inching closer by the second and you were going ballistic over the stress

So you did what anyone does:

STACK ON THEM TREATS

It’s only been a day since you were last in the shop but you were really craving sweets and the lil cafe was now your go-to for everything

As you were walking, you felt just a lil spark of hope that maybe,,,, you would meet him again but you brushed it off as not very likely

Surprise!!! He’s there again!!!!!

He raises his eyebrow at you with a playful smirk and watches you make your way to the line

You order 5 of the same cookies and he’s like oh jeez

“You ate 5 yesterday too,,,, are you okay?”

“loOK ITS FINALS AND I AM NOT GONNA GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT”

And he’s like dude slow your roll

You’re just hammering down those cookies the rest of the week and at this point cheols is Deeply Concerned

“Y/N, you’ve been here every single day for the entire week, not to mention you order 5 at the minimum….. You need a break”

It’s Sunday, which means your finals start tomorrow on Monday

And you’re just an entire wreck like plS I NEED. MY. COOKIES.

“You don’t understand man i need these as my f u e l”

While he’s giving you your change, he nonchalantly shrugs and says, “Well, these cookies here aren’t the best,,,, if you really want it to hit the spot, I know a bakery a few cities away. It would top this place anytime”

And you’re like ,,,,,,,,is this,,,,, a,,,,, date,,,,,,,,,,

“I’ll take you up on that,,,,”

And he’s like :))))) oh here’s my number and he scribbles it down on a napkin

You text him later that day and you’re like “u better not back out of that offer >:( i take my cookies seriously”

Him: “oh sweetie i won’t ;))) hahaha see what i did there”

You: “bye i’m not going anymore”

And then he panics but at least he wished you good luck on your finals lmao

Once you are DONE with hell week, you immediately jump on your plans

“Ok look i just finished finals 3 minutes ago and we are leaving”

“You’re lucky i didn’t have any plans today”

“It’s also bc u like me and u would show me anytime :))))”

You see the lil … pop up and stop a good 5 times and you start freaking out like oh no did that scare him????

But all he does after a solid 7 mins is just send “meet me at the bus stop in 10”

The adventure to the bakery starts and you honestly had a blast

Getting to know him on the way there and back was just so refreshing

You thought he was a playboy but the way he introduces you and the owner there tells you otherwise

You spend the rest of the day trying out 20 different cookies even though you still feel really bad bc they were all “on the house”

And the owner may or may not have told seungcheol “they’re a keeper ;)))))”

and he’s like bro stop

he can’t help but look at you fondly as you gush over the assorted cookies and his ears start turning red

By the time you’re on your way back home, it’s well into the night and you’re about to crash not just from the sugar but from the overwhelming stress of the week

you start to doze off aND HE!! PUTS YOUR HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER!!!!! SIISDJJSJSJHS

He’s fangirling the whole way back what a cutie :’((((

he gently wakes you up and he uses you looking sleepy and disoriented as an excuse to “guide you” and puts his arms around you

You’re way too exhausted to think anything about it so you just accept it and it’s also bc you would have probably fell flat on your face getting off the bus if it weren’t for him steadying you sooooo

He insists on walking you all the way to your dorm even though his is in the opposite direction and you’re like sigh fine but only bc it’s late

When y’all come to a stop in front of your building, he seems to be much more shy and reserved in contrast to the bold, flirty persona in the cafe

He stuffs his hands in his pockets and looks at you all shyly

“Well, I hope you enjoyed the bakery today,,, I did”

“it was amazing. But you were wrong about it being my favorite”

And he looks at you really quizzically bc it looked like you fell in love with the place so you continue

“You don’t work there and I won’t be able to see you” you kinda mutter and he looks stUNNED

Before the full regret hits you, you step in and give him a quick peck on the cheek and he’s literally frozen the whole time

“Merry Christmas, Seungcheol” you rush to say and then give him a quick wave before zoOMING OUTTA THERE

He watches you disappear in the building and it takes him a full minute to process everything

He can’t stop the gigantic grin from spreading on his face with a soft smile

“Merry Christmas, Y/N.”

[alcoholicboyfriendstories]

Saturday 11th March - Sunday 12th March. 

Apologies for the absence recently. I have been mad busy in work and setting up a business and with these current events I’m going to write about now. 

Saturday: Ryan has work over the weekend. It was quite a normal day, he got up for work, had a bath, got dressed and off he went. I had work in the evening working an event. After a pretty awful shift in work, I was messaging him on my way home asking him to run me a bath, everything was fine and dandy, he agreed and off I went home thinking I was going to have a nice evening spent watching silly things on Netflix like we usually do. This was not what I went home to. I unlocked the door and Ryan came bustling through the bathroom door into the kitchen. He could barely stand. Immediately I was furious. I walked into the bathroom where he had plonked himself down on the bath matt, using only the bath to keep him upright. There were so many questions going through my head. How had he got the money? Why didn’t he tell me? How much had he drank? It was all quite pointless asking him this, as he was so drunk all he could focus on was demanding a cigarette and professing he hadn’t done anything wrong and that I was ‘mean’ for being mad at him. 

I got in the bath. Not the relaxing bath I thought I was coming home to after a horrendous shift. But one where I had a fully grown man tripping up over himself on the tiled floor of the bathroom. He was screaming. Calling me an idiot and to fuck off. My blood was boiling at this point, but what really pushed me over the edge was when he stood next to the bath telling me “There’s nothing you can do. What are you going to do? You’re stupid. You’re a fucking mess. What the fuck can you do?” Rage completely overcame me. I leapt out of the bath and I slapped him. (I do not condone violence, and I was immediately overcome with regret as I had to hold onto him to make sure he kept his balance.) Looking back, it was utterly ridiculous. Here’s me, a 5ft4 angry NAKED ginger, dripping from the bath, looking more like an aggressive leprechaun who’s just been washed up on a beach, slapping my defenceless drunken boyfriend. 

Shortly after, I called my mum. I couldn’t stay in the flat, I needed breathing space. My boyfriend who I love had long gone for the evening and was replaced by a bumbling, drunken, illiterate body sack. My mum briefly came round to collect me. I was flailing around trying to collect my things, knowing I was in work the next day, also wondering if the cat had been fed. I thought the whole situation was very unfair. I left Ryan with two instructions. Do not let the cat out, and Do not put your key in the back of the door. On my way I went. Once I got to my mums though, my brave front I had put on vanished and I was plagued with anxiety about what the flat would be like coming home, if my cat was okay and, more importantly, the wellbeing of Ryan. So I got a cab home. 

I felt quite positive walking down the drive. In my head I thought ‘He is probably passed out asleep by now, I can just slip into bed and fall asleep and try and pretend this didn’t happen.’ That is not what happened. I got to the door, put my key in the lock, but it wouldn’t turn. He had left his key in the other side of the lock. I tried banging on windows, but I couldn’t see where he was and i have neighbours who live above us that I didn’t want to wake. So I did what any girl would do; sat on the drive outside in the rain and cried. I had nowhere to go, no money, I wasn’t even wearing underwear, just baggy pants and a hoodie. I tried to call him, but I knew it was useless. Once he’s asleep after a drink, he is well and truly gone. I called my mum again. She came round and tried to lodge her spare key in the door to bounce his out, but nothing worked. She called the police to see if there was anything they could do to gain access, but they just told us to google for a Locksmith, and thats what we did. I sat in her car after going to the nearest cashpoint, completely defeated. I was £140 out of pocket, I don’t even make that in one shift. The locksmith arrived, a friendly, young Polish bloke who I think was slightly nervous about the fact I was crying hysterically at 2AM outside of my flat. I made out it was because I have an indoor cat and I was worried about her getting out. He started drilling the barrel of the door. For 20 mins he drilled, while my anxiety was ever growing not knowing what was waiting for me inside and worrying about why this hadn’t woken Ryan up. The longest two minutes of my life went by, I don’t even think I was breathing; then Ryan appeared, unlocked the door, then stumbled back into the bedroom. My anxiety went pretty quickly, I was fucking furious again. ‘What an absolute fucking moron, why can't he see that i’m having to get someone to break me into the house? Why is he not concerned?’ I got in and secured the cat. My mum stayed with the locksmith until he had finished and gave my mum the new keys, she left shortly after. I was reluctant to get into bed next to a man who I barely recognised in this state, who had just cost me £140 to enter my own flat. He needed to know what he had done and it couldn’t wait. Drunk or not, I was having my say. Most of the night then consisted of Ryan crying, professing that he isn’t a bad person and that he was sorry. I didn't sleep much that night. 

Sunday- After less than 3 hours sleep, Ryan woke up for work and had a bath. I was exhausted, but had work in the early afternoon, so didn't have much time to rest. Off he went to work, still drunk. I went back to sleep. Once I woke up (after less than an hours nap.) I messaged him. He was very sad and self deprecating. I was still quite annoyed from the previous night, which probably didn’t help his self esteem, but I’m only human. I went to work, was mid-way through my shift when my phone rang. I answered and it was Ryan’s manager asking me why Ryan hadn’t been in work today. My heart sank. My blood stopped flowing through my body. I felt instantly sick. That fucking bastard. I messaged him with something along the lines of ‘You haven’t even been to work you fucking bellend.’ Or to that nature at least. He tried to convince me he had, but I didn’t know what to believe. I just wanted my shift to end so I could go home and sort out my life. I plodded through the remainder of the day, doing the bare minimum I could possibly give, feeling as though I had the weight of the world on my shoulders. On my way home Ryan messaged me telling me he was getting drunk and yet again all of my feelings turned to rage. ‘How could this man that I love do this when I’ve been working so hard? I don’t get time to enjoy myself or have a drink or do anything nice! Why do I have to go home and deal with this for a second night!?’ 

I got to the flat and we ended up arguing. I called my mum again; I felt so helpless. But so did Ryan. I packed up a suitcase of this things and told him he had to leave the next day because I couldn’t cope with this anymore. There were many tears, many angry messages sent on Facebook while the other was sat in the next room. It was all very emotional and draining. I ended up begging him to stay. In the big picture I really can’t imagine my life without him in it. Yes, him being an alcoholic doesn’t bring the best parts of a relationship to the table, but when he's sober, he’s my Ryan. I fell asleep with the promise he would be in bed soon, once he had finished his bottle of vodka. I woke up at 5AM wondering if everything that had happened was a dream. But Ryan wasn’t in bed. I sleepily stumbled down the hallway into the living room to find him asleep on the couch. I tried to wake him up by shaking him and realised my hand was wet. I felt around the couch and realised he had wet himself. There was no time to be mad though, I woke him up enough for him to go to the toilet and get to bed. I stayed up for a while after cleaning the couch, then sulked off to bed next to the oblivious lump on the other side of the mattress. 

Since Sunday there have been a lot of hurdles and battles. I will write about these more in the next few days. We are currently looking at holidays for us to get away for a while. I think we both need a break and some breathing space. We are still strong, even through these battles. I still love him, and I still stand by him and support him the best I can. It isn’t the easiest journey ever, but it is worth it. I look forward to telling you the rest of the story in a next few days. 

[maviseichhorn20-blog]

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