#one!

[ginnyrules27]

*sigh* the football season hasn't even started yet and I already have to whip out this gif...why do the football gods hate the Buffalo Bills?

For my non-American Football obsessed followers, All-Pro Line Backer, and pretty much Buffalo's shot at a decent defense now that we've lost Jordan Poyer to the Miami Dolphins (boo!) and Micah Hyde to retirement, Matt Milano has been placed on IR due to a torn bicep that needs surgery that he apparently sustained during practice this week as he left practice on Tuesday due to hearing a pop in his arm. Milano has been out since week 5 of last season after sustaining a season-ending knee injury against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Do I need to bubble-wrap these players or something?!

*deep breath* okay Ginny, you're overreacting...as long as the Bills have this guy....

...we'll be fine...I hope.

[bitegore]

please send me strength in the coming days.

[beautitudes]

Top 5 songs you associate with Gentlebeard (I’m trying to grow my playlist) 💕

hello and thank you for your question🫶

believe it or not, i don't have that many! i do love music but it's always been super hard for me to associate music with my favourite ships.

anyways, i have two for your playlist that are at least partially ofmd for me because i titled two of my fics with the derivatives from the song titles 😄 so now anytime i think about my fic i start humming the lyrics to the songs.

[springsylph]

we’re cooked. baked. hard boiled.

[skulandcrossbones]

man. what am I doing wrong with my gifsets? are my gifs shit? am I not tagging correctly? does everyone in the fandom just have me blocked? what the hell man

[antstafermodblog]

Enjoy a cursed collage of drawing prompts we did the other day Featuring me, @fractiouslemonofficial @bexdrey and @doloresandfriendsandstuff

(Sorry for the poor quality, these had to be recovered from a 720P stream ^^;)

[28dayslater]

Googly perhaps I was wrong to doubt you…?

[bubmyg]

bighit couldn’t give me one fucking day

[slaanxsh]

The Blood God had staked his claim on Valkia whenever she first took over the Schwarzvolf. It is customary for new Schwarzvolf leaders to be told their path by the Godspeaker, a mortal who can intercede between gods and mortals and divine the wishes and desires of the Ruinous Powers to the the Norscan tribes. 

The godspeaker very simply tells her that her path is one of Blood and that a God, one of infinite Hatred, has his eye trained upon her. And so it is. Kharneth begins guiding Valkia into his claws, testing her, eyeing her as his new champion...and perhaps something more than that. 

But Slaanesh is a jealous and conniving god.

It was the Prince of Pleasure, spurned that a mere mortal could draw Kharneth’s eyes while he could only draw the God’s ire, that dispatched Locephax in order to tempt her to his side and his harem. Or, failing that, kill her-- Slaanesh didn’t particularly care which. Kharneth sees this and is, of course, furious but ultimately decides to sit his throne and see what Valkia would do. He decides to let it be yet another test instead of rising to the petty proddings of his younger sibling.

Long story short: Slaanesh is down one daemon prince and Khorne is up one. He could, at any moment, pry Locephax from Valkia’s shield back into his legions, but he is too furious at the Daemon Prince for failing him. So no, let him rot under the yoke of Khorne’s legions for all eternity.

Put simply, Slaanesh despises Valkia.

[justanotherfanfolks]

Oh come on.

Ahhh!

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Eggman: Now, you must acquire me by getting on this boat right now! -- Not the boat, my ship! Give me this --

Eggman: *gasp* You have the Chaos Emerald! In your hands! Gimme that shit right now or I'm gonna rip it off ... you my goddamn self, give it to me!

Princess Elise: Uh ... how about ... no! Heheh ...

Eggman: Oh. You'd rather do this the hard way! *blue light starts swirling around them* Well it looks like we're gonna -- wait, those aren't tornadoes! This isn't Arizona! What's happening??

*the blue spinning blur resolves to form Doctor Coomer*

Doctor Coomer: Hello, Gordon!

*POV shot from Elise momentarily replacing Coomer with Silver the Hedgehog*

Princess Elise: *confused squawk*

Doctor Coomer: HmMMmMm ...

Eggman: GET THAT GODDAMN SCIENTIST

Robots, shooting at him: KILL 'IM

Coomer: Hyah! I'm going down! *starts jumping around destroying the robots*

Robot: OH MY GOD, HE'S AN ACROBAT

Robot: HOW VERY ODD DOT EXE

Coomer: I'm gonna kill all of you! *lands next to a robot* Aaaand ... poke!

*he lightly nudges it with his foot and it falls off the railing*

Robot: *anguished robot scream*

Coomer: Oh, don't fall! *rushes over to Elise* HAHA, HA ... *raises a finger dramaticaly* ONE!

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[asoftspotforangels]

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[queenoftheantz]

Here are my Dungeon meshi stickers! I basically thought "hey. lots of people will have cute food themed stickers. And that good and well, but I want that serious stuff too!" So I decided to make a series for the main gang based on sense of self instead!

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle