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televinita · 3 years

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I have been craving a burger (ideally with fries, but not imperative) for THREE DAYS. There are Burger King coupons just sitting here, taunting me. There are also turkey burgers in the freezer. Unfortunately,

a) I am simply too afraid of high heat + potentially setting off a smoke alarm to cook burgers myself

b) I am also afraid of drive-thrus and cannot do them because I cannot fathom how you geometry your car in such a way as to not hit the building, but also be close enough to actually reach through the window to the worker. (I broke a headlight on my dad’s car once by pulling in too close to the gas pump and knocking into one of those low cement...barriers? boundary markers? in front, so although I have more or less mastered gas stations I am still scarred for life about doing anything new.)

c) husband is afraid of neither A nor B, but alas, he is sick and not up to going places or doing things at the moment

#in desperation I went to the dollar store intending to buy a terrible frozen microwaveable burger!!#but they were SOLD CLEAN OUT #went to the regular grocery store hoping to find the same but ALSO NO. my option was veggie burgers (not what I want even though they'regood #or a like $7 box of White Castle sliders and I am not that desperate for a burger #this feels like exactly what those food delivery apps are good for #but I am also not desperate enough to pay double if not triple what it should cost #...I bet they have those single serve microwave burgers at the gas station don't they #and I was even AT the stupid gas station! but i never go inside. arrrrgh

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