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clarissaweasley-10 · 8 months ago
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Percabeth kid: Dad, I got suspended from school… Percy: WHAT?!?! What did you do? Percabeth kid: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”. Percy: And…? Percabeth kid: I asked which end… Percy, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day. Annabeth: *deeply re-thinks life choices
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cobra-creampuff · 11 months ago
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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chimera-dolls · 9 months ago
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Hey actual-users-of-the-dollblr tag!
Yes you! Reading this! I bet you're into actual dolls. Physical dolls. Doll collecting, custom dolls, art dolls etc. and not c0qu3tte shit.
This is your friendly reminder that spamming irrelevant tags on posts is spam. Legitimately spam, and against Tumblr User Guidelines!
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You can, and should! report them! If you're familiar with how to report a spambot on tumblr already, you know how to report for spam.
May you have a blessed, and on-topic Dollblr feed~
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taviokapudding · 4 months ago
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I CAN'T SHARE THE THIS TO ANY OTHER WEBSITE- HELP
THE ORIGINAL UPLOAD (the tiktok devs just took down the original from my end but idk if it's visible outside the US):
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flameandignite · 2 months ago
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pineapplefulfillseveryneed · 11 months ago
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Kochen mit Sparks (2008)
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larphis · 2 years ago
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It’s so sad to me how scared the Twitter and Reddit refugees are of making mistakes on this website.
Dear refugees, as someone who used to be on both Twitter and Reddit but who uses Tumblr the longest of all sites (besides Youtube):
This is the website without cringe culture. Don’t be ashamed. You won’t get downvoted or beat up for even your weirdest opinions because frankly, 90% of the users on this website are either neurodivergent or queer or a mix of both (me, I’m talking about me)
This website is like the table of bullied kids you always used to avoid in highschool.
We all know we’re different, strange, cringy, obsessive.
That’s why this place holds so little judgement.
We aren’t insecure incels. We embrace our differences.
So if you want to talk about your unhealthy life obsession dedicated to a sidecharacter from an unknown animated movie from 1978 that had approximately 2 minutes of screen time - do it.
Heck even dedicate a whole sideblog to them for fucks sake.
This platform is literally what the ancient prophecy has foretold:
We are cringe, but we are free
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kangkaep · 2 months ago
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where the hell do i even put this
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boyhowdy5 · 7 months ago
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Shoutout research librarian at my local library who broke out 3 different 10 pound style manuals to help me figure out how to cite a fucking 4chan post
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luvether · 24 days ago
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debating whether i should keep my netflix theme T_T
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mspaint-flower · 1 year ago
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Can I use your art for pfps? (With credit ofc)
as long as you credit it should be fine! this is stated in my guidelines on my pinned post too
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bad-dagon · 7 months ago
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the things we lost in the purges
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chaoticacecryptid · 11 months ago
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why can I not report bots anymore
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undertale-fic-librarby · 10 months ago
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Featured Fic Friday! Template
Here is where you either provide a link to the fic or the title & author's username! Don't worry about fortmatting it, it will be edited to match other featured fics!
This is where you talk about what you enjoyed about the fic without being too specific, such as the characterization or the concept!
If you are able to, this is the place to put the read more! If you can't figure it out, don't worry, I'm able to do it for you as well!
Now you can ramble on all that you like about the fic, delving deeper into the relationships between certain characters or scenes that you really liked!
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askaceattorney · 2 years ago
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Ah, so you're the true writer of the letter! Glad to see you finally showing your true colors.
- Miles Edgeworth
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i4technolab · 2 years ago
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Whether you're creating a website or an app, every icon in your interface should have a function. Icons are present to conserve screen space. They're also there to help your users. Icons, when used effectively, may assist you in guiding people naturally through a process without depending on excessive copy. When done incorrectly, they can be confusing to your consumers, leading them down the wrong routes and ruining their experience with your product.
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