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So can I woobify the winged lion now
#dungeon meshi#only half a joke..#humorous phrasing but well umm uh um#you didn’t hear this from me I may have a ‘sympathizing with the demon’ post in drafts#I think it’s really fun to think abt him as a person and like#it’s fun to imagine what sort of silly things could’ve happened had he actually just hung out in Laios’ body#or shared Laios’ body if that’s possible#or just straight up hung out#third touden sibling. I’m serious#im also sick in the head and I think it would be really fun#to torment Kabru with being the only one to fully realize That Is Not Liaos#bc the demon is never subtle with desires too. goes insane
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If there are supposedly hordes of trans women sniffing out shy moody androgynous goth boys and turning them into extroverted freaky raver puppygirls explain why hasn't it happened to me yet. Am I not pretty enough
#This is a joke but seriously you guys are weird as fuck for thinking a 'guy' who hangs out with a lot of trans women eventually becoming#one herself is some evidence of being 'turned' instead of the simpler and more reasonable explanation that the reason that#she hung out with mostly trans girls and was ok with them talking about her becoming a girl jokingly OR serious is probably just that#she already wanted to be a girl and the trans girls she hung out with helped her become more comfortable with that idea and#gave her the tools and confidence to pursue that. There is no prime directive because closeted trans people are not fucking aliens who#have nooo idea what's going on with themselves and should be isolated from people who could help them figure themselves out#and support them through that realization and their transition. You are straight up parroting conservative talking points about protecting#our vulnerable cis people from the big scary trans agenda that seeks to corrupt their beautiful god given genders. Get a grip#talk
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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Being back in the Dragon Age fandom has awakened something long asleep within me, which is a seething deep, feral hatred and disgust for Cullen and dismay at the way everyone in the fandom is head over heels for him. Literally it's as fresh as it was on the first day. Truly, things you feel at 15 years old do not wane.
#dragon age#i just... there are other let's say problematic white men who are problematic characters#aka anders and solas lol#that the fandom has been and is obsessed with and they coddle them like uwu my tortured boy can do no wrong#and like while that is sometimes a bit annoying#and alienating when you keep finding people who seem to believe the one correct way to play the game is to romance X character#bc all the content is fucking about them!! ugh it seems like other romances do not exist#but at least then i can tolerate it bc like#i enjoy anders and solas as characters#i get them they're flawed and can be downright horrible at times (I don't mean anders blowing up the chantry btw i mean how fucking cruel#he is to others in game)#but i get it#but not with that man!!#they only kept him in da2 and dai because idiots romantized the shit out of a very fucked up situation in the mage origin#then he became even more horrible in da2!!#and THEN in dai they just whitewash him and instead of properly redeeming him they just ignore everything bad he ever did#and that's when they add the romance option#a romance option that is kind of a joke seeing as he's still hung up on female amell/surana from like ten years ago#he even asks a romance leliana about her and will say shit like maybe me and hof would have had a chance like hello???#also his type is just... amell/surana copies he is a racist piece of shit who only likes human and elf women like hello???#and the straight girls just ate it the fuck up because there's nothing more they love than the fantasy that they can redeem an evil man#but like you're romanticizing the hell out of a prison guard/inmate situation like get help
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This whole chapter with knives is still funny because in the finale he at least had pants but he was straight naked here. Like it was swinging , his millionth knife
#he will show me how to use it ....#Trigun loveblog#he has long hair .............. it would have veen funny for him to have his straight long hair from 98#like wavy and stringy is good too but hehe#do you see that shadow ?#between his legs#god he should be naked all the time#im a knives ken doll body type truther but i will never pass up a good penis panel#its why i like golden kamuy so much they have never once passed up the chance to draw a penis flopping and slapping around#i was also thinkjng about this the other day but gk is so unsexualised that a character can straight up play with his balls in front of all#his platoon mates and they would just continue to have a conversation like normal#like nothing is ever out of bounds because the way its framed is too funny and casual#its like greek nudity everyone is expected to have a naked body under their clothes and at some point they will get touched but its never#inapprpriate or awkward because everybody has a penis#like yeah tanigakis balls were dangling while he was teaching chikapasi to shoot his rifle#and asirpa got peed on because she got her face frozen to some metal#ANY OTHER manga who did this would have been dragged out to the streets to be hung but it was a given in gk. it had to happen
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#monolawg#was trying to make myself feel better recently by thinking about how#there's a very popular furry artist ive had several mutuals rave over#whose art i think is straight up Sexless. too smooth and boringly attractive#so its fine if i think my art is sexless bc others seem to like it#but its not workinggg....i hate it so much idk how ppl find anything i draw hot#its an anatomical drawing. like in a medical textbook. sexless in the other direction#feeling bad w comms rn.#also while im here im struggling bc i once saw advice that said not to focus on things you DONT LIKE wrt art#bc thats too negative. so instead of saying ''i dont want my art to look like x'' you say ''i want my art to look like y''#and idk. nothing inspires me so intensely bc im not creative#so im just hung up on how i dont want it to look. with no solution or escape. just self hatred. alas...#i dont want it to look like this...#AND FINALLY#my theory as to why i hate my furry art is#ppl put out epic human art that inspires me daily#and i take and steal and frankenstein it into my own#but 95% of furries copy that one same style and theres less inspiration#so im going off of Nothing im jst going off Myself which i Hate.
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historical des voeux was NINETEEN btw. jfj’s little 19yo buddy who was straight up second mate of sixty people. bro was an officer on the victory point sledge trip. bro was out in the fucking elements in charge of able seamen twice his fucking age. put that boy back where he belongs (skipping 100-level university tutorials as god intended)
#the terror#reading about the pre-expedition organisation is SO FUN they were straight up just doing anything#james fitzjames hiring masters mates like loved that kid i hung out with in the mediterranean. love for him to die of lead poisoning someday
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For my friends in academia, do you ever have a moment where you're explaining your area of interest to someone and have this moment of "Oh fuck, I sound super smart??? And I'm not faking it?????"
#i was talking about Moby Dick to some of the other people in the honors program#and i was explaining how its hung on so long in part because its got so many layers to analyze#and because throughout history its remained easy to recognize and relate to a story about a recklessly determined leader#and they were just staring at me looking a bit awed#and I was like!!!! oh!!!!!! oh im smart!!!!!!!#the funniest example of this though is one night I got REALLY high (and a little drunk)#and we were hanging out in my dorm and i somehow got on the subject of gothic lit#which im obsessed with#i shit you not I've read every book on gothic lit in the school library#anyways it came up somehow#and i ranted for twenty minutes straight without stopping about the female gothic genre#Add/maybe autism?/and the aid of weed to knock out my social anxiety all worked together#i only half remember my rant#but the two sober ones told me i was entirely coherent#my post
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its my last day b4 im off again and i have to work with the one coworker i genuinely cant stand.. but its ok one hour left until her shift ends…..
#incoherent turtle noises#i feel bad that i dont like her cause she likes me quite a lot. because i dont stress her out. which is nice! but. boy.#shes always complaining abt the same things & she takes everything everyone says or does to her so so personally.#and like. girl i get it. but please i cant sit here yes and-ing you for 4 straight hours.#and no matter how much i try. every time we work 2gether she Always brings up how she isnt happy here and how she doesnt like our manager.#‘nobody likes him even [ ] doesnt like him’ whadda hell.. i like him… he’s not even rude man ur just hung up over one criticism
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#ran into dat girl i lost my virginity 2 tonight >:3#we hung out 4 da night n she was soooo flirty n when we were making out she kept pulling my hair n grabbing my throat😵💫😵💫😵💫#she also was lowkey tryna fuck me in front of everyone at da club😭😭#she ended up not taking me home cuz she was exhausted (can’t blame her it was 6am) but :(#she told me she was tired n wanted 2 go home while i was in her lap n then she was like ‘why’re you pouting?’#n i was like ‘no shh it doesn’t matter i don’t wanna sound like i’m tryna sway you’#but then i straight up just said ‘i wanna fuck :(‘#n she laughed n apologized 4 bein too tired but it’s ok#idk maybe i’ll see her again#m1n3#nsft#0ut
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Man i am so fucking tired of this orchestra
#like i guess that can be expected it's my 9th straight semester but also it really dif used to be better under the old prof#like it's basically a lab orchestra now were conducted by students more often than not#so a not insignificant amount of our time is just the prof telling the conductors shit not at all about the actual orchestra#also it used to be a string orchestra and while i do like some of the rep we've been playing it's not as much fun for the strings#which !! the winds are a bunch of music majors with other ensembles and private rep and stuff !!! but most of the strings this is it for us#and that's not even touching on the Stand Partner issues. maybe im just bitter about being demoted to 2nd AGAIN#but my stand partner is not good at orchestra etiquette so i end up doing page turns AND marking up the music#and sometimes having to explain stuff to him bc i know more and an probably better#partially my fault because i didn't practice the audition music as much as i should have I'll admit#but also we have to prepare solos for the auditions now which. i haven't taken lessons since spring of 2020 i just have olddd rep#again. we didn't do that for auditions before! it was ONLY the excerpts.#idk it's like we're simultaneously being hung out to dry and condescended to I'm just tired.
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sorry if this is out of the blue guys but i think my brain just decided to convert me to being an adachi stan
#snap chats#again technically speaking#ANYWAY NO LISTEN THIS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER AND IM SO VERY CONFUSED#i havent had a dream that wasnt a nightmare about my mom in like Ever and the one time i do has got to be. The Coziest Shit#ive only ever had like one or three rgg dreams and half of them Vaguely had aoki in it so this is the funniest curve ever#you will read my dream summary we are at a sleepover motherfucker#do i even remember exactly what happened NO i just remember being in a lobby with some other bitches#and one of them Other Bitches included adachi. im pretty nanba was also there? iunno cant remember piss#point is i just hung out with adachi for like 80% of the shit. oh my god no i remember ichiban was there#and this is a significant detail for a thing adachi said to me BECAUSE ichiban was there and vaervLKjve#FUNNIEST DREAM OF MY LIFE but also the coziest one but also mr adachi... can we hang out again:(#blaming the fact i had my kirby plush for this one since it's round and soft like he was </3#ok bye thats all i should be legally allowed to divulge bout my sicko dreams#it was just very funny waking up at the asscrack of dawn and being like Hang On....... What Was That.....#be yeah im an adachi stan now sorry team </3 maybe one day ill dream about one of my guys#tho i cant forget that period where i did just have ttm dreams for like. a week straight.... ok byebye fr now
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ppl who like making friends solely with one-note cardboard boxes who will hang out with them when it's convenient and never open up about who they are as people and what their lives are like dni
#the salt just caught up with me and now im pissed#hi welcome to what i like to call a friendly reminder that hanging out with someone just because its convenient is kind of shitty#and a less friendly reminder that talking about yourself to connect with people is an autistic trait#and an even less friendly reminder that not telling someone if theyve done you wrong and then proceeding to blow up on them is ALSO SHITTY#ESPECIALLY. WHEN. THEY THINK. YOU'RE ON GOOD TERMS. BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE IT AND THEY CAN'T READ YOU.#IM REALLY FUCKING MAD#I THINK I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE.#the people who actually somewhat knew me and hung out with me and were on good terms with me think the same#so like BLEH MYEH :PPPPPPPPP#like okay youre entitled to your opinions but sometimes you need to keep those to yourself#did u see me insulting u to ur face#nope i have not done even once#and thats on getting better communication skills instead of lashing out at someone for trying to fit in with your own vibes#like yeah oversharing is my deal. anybody who sees me here knows that#i bond by being open with people about who i am and what i like in the hopes that theyll do the same#if u think im just around for gaming and making silly jokes u would be wrong.#but of course nobody told me people weren't there to bond like that which in my opinion shouldnt be on me#and once again i am outcasted over something honestly kind of fucking stupid#some of the jokes i made were stupid yes but thats solely because i severely misjudged the vibes#and checks notes oh yeah nobody pulled me up for it even once.#okay so let me get this straight you barely know me and have been making assumptions about me since day one#pretty much let me believe you liked me for two whole weeks instead of asking me about things or cutting me off#and im the one who gets treated like im in the wrong? okay#this miscommunication was not my fault in the slightest and i KNOW that#if you hadve just talked to me things would be fine but theyre NOT.#if you hadve just looked at my gosh darn profile and seen im the queerest fucker around making gay and homophobic type jokes maybe you woul#have had half the mind to ask me if i could stop making those jokes!!!!!!!!!#i am not transphobic!!!!!!! I AM TRANS!! I WAS MAKING A MOCKERY OF SOME TRANSPHOBIC CULTURE I HATE!!!!#i mightve vented on main ONE TIME under the guise of a silly joke but oh my god guess what?? that was an attempt to see if anybody related.#you never liked me in the first place dont lie to yourself
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lowkey worried my birthday is gonna be a disaster now... lmao.
#2 of the people i invited straight up aren't going now bc of circumstances#2 others said they'll try to make it 'after work' but never specified what time that would actually be#1 friend promised to bring snacks and stuff but then turned out to have work that same evening so she's probably not gonna be there at all#1 other friend said they're just straight up gonna leave early; probably before other people even start to show up#my friend I've known since we were 13 said she's excited to go but also hasn't hung out with me in years so idk if she'll show or not#and given how awkward last night was hanging out with 2 of my other friends who are hooking up now I kinda.. don't wanna deal with that#so like at this rate it's probably just gonna be my goth girl bestie and that one gay boy from work#watching me eat and drink too much while jamming to classic rock and then cry on the floor while my gf tries to console me#anyway im overthinking it will probably be fine. im just. a mess. i need to be drunk again already#ruby rambles
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Perverse intrusive thoughts manifesting themselves in dreams is the actual worst.
#Especially with the timing of this one#Brain… have some fucking respect for the dead#ugh ugh ugh#[throws up]#The worst thing is I’m so used to them that I barely feel disgusted anymore#I’m not sure if I can properly tag this as OCD anymore because I’ve kind of kicked the worst of it with incidental exposure therapy#and straight up ignoring everything until it went away like a petulant child’s attention-seeking behavior#At one time this would have distressed me about one hundred times more than it is right now#Like if I still do have it: it’s more in the form of “just right” in which I talk to myself in the mirror#and constantly correct my sentence structure and say the same things over and over again so it comes out “normal sounding”#but that could just be scripting too??? so idk#I mean talking to myself in the mirror is pretty disruptive when I need to go to sleep (the mirror is across from my bed)#or generally do things#but it’s kind of a fun activity#The activity itself does not cause me distress and it’s pretty useful sometimes#I use what I’ve said to myself in the mirror in real conversation; my speech is smoother and less choppy as a result#Because if I don’t plan what I want to say; I get so hung up on certain details that I fuck up the chronological order of events#This way I have an outline if anyone mentions certain subjects#Plus I can vent and be ugly (uglier than I am on here) and no one gets hurt#I also vent on here because I don’t have a captive audience; people can choose not to read it#It’s impersonal#It’s my thoughts and feelings with my presence removed from the situation so no one is locked into conversation#vent post
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Reviving the art of old people calling each other to tell each other one (1) thing and then letting them go immediately.
#just texting ppl twice and thats it. im done saying what i needed to ill let you get back to ur day ✌️#once my gigi was taking me out to dinner and her friend called just as we were getting in the car.#and she just straight up said she fell and broke her hip in a cheery conversational tone (she was obviously home in her cast or whatever#so the danger was passed. she was just calling and telling people lol.)#then she just hung up! went 'ill let you get out to lunch. good talkin to ya' and evrything#and i was like oh my god we need to bring that back#no more hours of conversation. no more obligation to text back and forth. just get to the point and drop it#🦌
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