#or like an elaboration or anything lmaoooo

[networksupported]

breaking news: man with a fear of pregnancy accidentally blacklists talks of communism

[lonaami]

steph being like "so yeah bitch you gay" and im over here like *hand to chest in shock*

[enviedear]

Hiii !! How are you? Pleasure to meet you!

I saw your engineering major!Anakin post and when I tell you I immediately twirled around on my bed and started kicking my feet like a fucking teenage girl… I’m not joking.

This is a headcanon that has been following me ever since I entered the beautiful world of Anakin Skywalker. Seriously. I even have a one shot about lmaoooo

Could you please elaborate on that? I would love to hear your takes, discuss them and just thirst over him together! Because god lord, I’m so grateful to found someone who was the same interest on engineer Anakin. Also bonus points for college student Anakin because that’s just hot as fuck

Thank youuuu

Mina

i literally am obsessed over this concept thank you so much for indulging me! i centered it over him in college mostly because— i just... it does things to me.

also what if i said engineering major!anakin fic in the works...

a few nsfw themes in here so minors dni i will block you <3

he strikes me as the type of guy you'd see once on campus and then immediately try to find him on the university's social media accounts.

he wouldn't be fucking anywhere until you find the engineering college's Instagram account

it hasn't had a single post in two years but it's okay because you find one of him !!!

and the only picture of his face is so grainy, but he's in it and he looks so fucking hot at his computer and that's enough

also he's totally unapproachable

not that he's a dick or anything, he's just cussing out all his professors in his head and worried about his last materials exam

i think in his (very limited) spare time he'd be into either metalworking or cars... probably both

like i think he could fix almost any car-related issue without having to go to a shop

axel on his car goes out? yeah he's ordering the part and putting it on his damn self

his motor blows up? he's spending his summer rebuilding it while taking sixteen hours of summer classes

and if he does have to go to a shop, it's strictly because he doesn't have time and he most certainly will pop the hood and check their work

also i believe he'd like stick shift

literally won't buy a car unless it's manual

"what the fuck is the point of an automatic"

he totally also learns how to tune in his free time and everytime you hear a car speed by you on campus you just know it's his work

now, if you're lucky enough to catch his eye i truly believe he'd be so fucking consumed by you

he'd ask you to go everywhere with him; he needs to study in the library? he's asking you to come. he has to give a dissertation? he's begging you to come watch him. it's 3am and he just finished his statics project? he's calling you like, 'baby please come with me to get food. I'll buy you a treat.'

also the biggest and most clingy bf ever in the history of the world

will stop doing his work to come watch you play the sims and just hold you (also tells you how to build a proper house despite you bing like,, "ani... the fun part is making them get into trouble not making sure their roof is durable.")

also likes to be incentivized with you

"if i get an a on this next test will you let me bend you over the desk?"

or, "i'll study better if you let me taste you, please baby?"

star-student, no question.

and he's so fucking smart it's a bit annoying because he'll bitch and moan about how bad he's doing while getting on the dean's list every year

the way he explains what he's working on is hot as fuck

numbers make sense to his mind in ways you will never understand, but good lord is it nice to watch his smart little mouth move

type of man to take you on a date into the city and point out the shitty infrastructure

"for as much rain as we get you'd think these fucking idiots would have put more drains."

"that bridge is due to fall in less than ten years, what the fuck were they thinking."

he's just the smartest boy, and you make sure to tell him any chance you get not that he agrees but he'll always say, "thank you pretty girl"

[igncrxntripley]

haters gonna hate

Synopsis: Y/N and Damian confirm their relationship online, and he makes her feel better after reading mean comments. 

tags: age gap, fem!reader, top!damian, fingering, grinding, NSFW 18+

A/N: take this to hold you over while i work on more poly!judgement day LMAOOOO

Being in a relationship with a WWE superstar wasn’t easy; schedules never matched, travel was always interrupting the regular flow of the relationship, and it was hard to work on intimacy. Damian wanted nothing more than to be with someone who understood what his job was but he had little to no luck over the years. Y/n felt the same way as a young superstar in her twenties, wanting the same experiences with dating as other people her age but having no luck given how often she was on the road. 

Damian and Y/N met while in NXT together and connected over their shared thoughts about the difficulties in maintaining a personal life. But they both loved it and wouldn’t trade it for the world, and they bonded over so many other things besides their jobs. It was just easy to be around Damian, so as the years went on and they moved up to the main roster at the same time their relationship only developed from there. Fans speculated there was something between them but no one had confirmed it, until Damian and Y/N talked it over and decided it was the right time to come clean. 

They both posted the same pictures on their Instagram - a recent mirror selfie of the two of them at home before going to the gym. Damian’s arm was around Y/N’s waist and they were cuddled quite close together, Y/N wearing some of Damian’s merch to almost confirm even more what was going on between them. Her caption was a simple heart emoji, and Damian’s was more elaborate; Life is a little sweeter with you in it, mi princesa. 

It didn’t take long at all for fans to run wild with the information, and it felt good for them to finally be in the loop as to what was going on. But for every good comment there was a bad one, and Y/N spent so much time hyperfixating on trolls who didn’t know anything about her and Damian’s relationship that she stopped enjoying this period of bliss. Sure he was older than her, but why should it matter? They both cared about one another and they were happy, so why couldn’t people on social media leave them alone? 

“Mi amor, I’m home.” Damian said as he came back from the gym to see Y/N in bed, sadness written all over her face as she stared at her phone and he knew immediately what she was doing. “Baby, what did I tell you?” he scolded softly, sitting next to her in bed and gently taking the phone away from her. “You’re still reading comments?”

Y/N sniffled and wiped her eyes, trying to make herself stop before she got even more upset. “They’re just so mean,” she said softly. “All we did was post one picture, and people feel like they know what’s best for us.” Damian frowned and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her into his chest. “And guess what? They’ll never know what’s best for us, and that’s okay.” He said softly. “What we do is our business, and I refuse to let stupid comments from stupid people on the internet affect us.” He kissed the top of your head and gently rubbed your back. “We knew this might happen when we made everything public. Now we just have to prove them wrong.”

Damian was right, and Y/N knew that. But it didn’t make the hate comments on their posts any less mean. She looked up at him with a small pout and gave a small nod. “You’ll beat them up for me?” She asked and it made Damian chuckle. “I’ll beat every last one of them up.” He confirmed before giving her a gentle kiss. Now that he knew his girl was upset, he was committed to making her feel better and forget about all of the awful things she was reading on social media. Damian needed to make sure she knew he wanted her, so after the first kiss he continued to press his lips to Y/N’s in passionate yet gentle kisses. After a few moments she adjusted her body so she was straddling him and sitting in his lap, and her arms were wrapped around her man’s broad shoulders. 

“Let me show you that you’re mine, mi amor.” Damian whispered against her lips, his large hands gripping her hips as she made herself comfortable in his lap. Y/N gave a small smile against his lips and played with his hair as she began to move her hips in small circles. The smallest touches could make her go crazy with Damian, and he wasn’t making it any easier as his kisses moved to her neck and chest. “Please…” She whispered. “I need it.”

His girl’s words made Damian kick things up a notch. He held her hips and coaxed them into continuing to move against his cock. “Tell daddy what you want me to do to you, mi princesa.” She shivered as he spoke in Spanish, something that only added to Y/N’s arousal. “I want you to ruin me,” she started. “I want you to show me who I belong to.” She couldn’t help but grin as she moaned and Damian flipped them over on the bed. He wasted no time once he was on top of her and pulled down her shorts and underwear. “You’re so perfect,” he mumbled against her lips while her own hands started to pull his sweats down. “I’m gonna make sure the neighbors know you’re mine.”

Y/N smiled up at him as her hand wrapped around his length to tease him. “I want everyone to know I’m yours.” She whined once his fingers started to tease her, almost trying to get her to beg for him. “Please, papi…” Her words were enough for Damian to push himself into her and he started to thrust, his large hands holding her cheeks as they watched each other. “You’re mine, amor. All mine.” Damian making love to her was enough for Y/N to forget about anything that had happened earlier in the day; he just knew how to make her feel beautiful and loved, even when they weren’t being sexual with one another. But moments like these? Where he worshiped her body and made her feel beautiful when others couldn’t? She knew he was the one. 

He held Y/N close as they finished together and kissed her again, interlocking their hands next to her head and not even daring to pull out just yet. “Mine.” Damian whispered. And that had never been more clear.

[used-to-love-her-06]

So What, Who Cares?

author’s note: my first request! i’m not entirely used to writing fluff, but it was really sweet and kind of made me wish i was sick so i could get taken care of…it was requested by a mutual of mine (it was NOT anon despite the ask being anon, i know who you are and it’s perfectly ok!) who wrote me a susan and duff threesome fic so i hope it is a good enough gift to return the favor. also this is really sweet, did i mention that? i also titled this after something my 12 grade english teacher used to say all the time to get us to elaborate more in our essays, i felt like this would be something slash would say too but not about timed essays on hockey novels LMAOOOO

summary: date failed successfully…?

contains: slash x f!reader, fluff, comfort, sick!reader, cuddles, reader being taken care of, F!POV, nausea/vomit TW (no one actually does it, it’s just a mention)

story under the cut! word count: 1,153

I woke up early again. It was five in the morning, I didn’t even have anything to do until six pm when I was supposed to go out to dinner with my boyfriend. Normally I wake up this early because I’m excited to see him, to the point where my adrenaline is so high it wakes me up long before I’m supposed to even get ready for our dates. This time, however, I only woke up to my left nostril being clogged, my head pounding, and a puddle of sweat on my pillow and surrounding my body. Hopefully, I could still go on that date tonight. It’ll be the first time we’ve seen each other in a week. I laid in bed, staring at the wall right in front of me as I contemplated my plans for the rest of the day, that is, until I fell back asleep. I woke up again at 1pm. My head was still hurting, I was no longer sweating, and my right nostril was now clogged instead. I figured I’d have to at least attempt to live like normal before cancelling. I winced at the thought. I fought with the aches in my body to get out of bed, sitting up was a challenge. I only got to the floor when I heard my phone ringing from the dining room. Groggily, I walked, and then crawled, to the phone and leaned against a chair as I answered it. “Hello…?” I asked. Then I heard a concerned voice on the phone back. “Love, are you alright? You sound like the depths of hell.” Slash said. I groaned once I realized it was him, not because I hated him, but because I’d have to tell him our date was off for tonight. “I’m fine, really…” I then sneezed and coughed. “That doesn’t sound like you’re fine. You’re sick, aren’t you?” I felt tears forming in my eyes, was he really mad at me? “Y-yeah…I’m sorry…really sorry…” “Don’t be. You can’t control that. How about I come over instead of going out tonight, hm?” There was a hint of urgency in his voice. “You’ll get sick too. I don’t want you coming over and getting sick because of me. We can stay on the phone…” “Nope. I don’t care if I get sick, I need to see you. I’ll be there in 20 whether you like it or not. Love you.” Before I could tell him I loved him as well, he hung up the phone. I also hung up the phone, and sat down on the couch, waiting for him to arrive. I knew I couldn’t eat anything, I had fierce nausea and knew as soon as I tried to eat my usual breakfast, I’d vomit.

Just as he said, Slash knocked on my door twenty minutes after our phone call ended. I got up from my seat on the couch, walking up to the door. I unlocked it and immediately fell into his arms, already about to cry again. “It’s okay, it’s okay. I’m here now. Let’s get you back inside.” He shut the door behind him and lead me to my couch and sat me down on it. He was standing in front of me, a blanket in his hand along with a basket filled with who knows what. Slash wrapped the blanket around me and set the basket down. I smiled up at him. He kissed me briefly before taking my face in his hands. “I’m gonna make you some soup, you stay there and pick something from the tapes to watch, alright?” I nodded in response, blushing up at him, though I was weary of him cooking. He was bound to burn something whether it be on accident or on purpose. I reach into the basket and notice he brought a few tapes over. He brought a couple of slasher films with him, and I closed my eyes shut. Watching one of those in my current state would definitely not be ideal to say the very least. Slash took notice as he was taking the soup out of the can and into a bowl and laughed. “What, you don’t like my movie choices?” His smile and his laugh were almost enough to stop the sniffles, and I already felt my fever going down just from looking at him. I even felt bad for not wanting to watch them with him, he was just too intoxicating to resist. At that moment, I found a Cinderella tape. It was uncharacteristic for him, at least that’s what I thought. I held it up and pointed towards the tape. “You wanna watch that?” I nodded back before getting up and trying to put the tape into the player, but my body was too weak to move. “Don’t worry about that. I’ll get it when I give you your food. You just sit your pretty self down and don’t worry about a thing.” A sigh escaped my lips as I closed my eyes. He was right, I should just sit down and let myself be taken care of, but there was still part of me that wanted to get up and move around. I still sat down regardless, imagining Slash wrapped around me as I almost fell asleep.

That was when he sat down right next to me. The blanket was wrapping around the both of us, and my eyes fluttered to the smell of tomatoes. He didn’t burn anything, it came out just right. “You probably shouldn’t be in the blanket with me. You’ll get sick.” I insisted. “So what? Who cares? If my girl is in need, I’m there. I want to take care of you and I’m going to do it. If I do get sick, that just means we can cuddle all we want.” Slash then took a spoonful of the soup and held it up to my mouth. My face heated up again as I felt my stomach turn. As much as I enjoyed tomato soup, I wasn’t sure if I could eat. I still had to try. I took the spoon in my mouth and swallowed the soup, looking up at him to avoid thinking about the food. It worked for a bit, and for a couple more bites before he instantly noticed my face. “Let’s save this for later and just watch the movie, hon.” He put the soup back up on the counter before he put on the movie. Slash’s chest was one of the most comfortable places I’ve ever been in. His curls were serving as a luxuriously soft shield for my neck, and the blanket wrapped around the both of us made it even cozier. I wasn’t even watching at this point, I was just about to sleep. I felt him kiss the top of my head before telling me goodnight, and that was when I fell into my slumber.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Out of curiosity, since you get an insane amount of asks to answer daily. Do you go through them one by one in order or are there certain prompts that might catch your eye that you prioritize before answering other asks?

Personally, I’ve gotten asks that tend to veer off to the weird side or broach into ships or content I don’t specifically cater to and they just sit there unanswered lmaoooo 😭

I'm so grateful for the stuff people send me, and I'm eternally guilty I can't answer everything at once. I opened up the ask box to take questions for the vlog series (which I need to return to), but then people started sending me other things and it gradually became something else.

I used to try to answer them chronologically, but I have this thing where I'll only answer the ask if I have an elaborate answer or something entertaining to show for it, so the ask will sit there until I have an idea for it, meaning I scroll through the inbox every day and when something sparks my creativity, I'll answer it.

Some asks get answered faster than others, for example I'm better and quicker at making "fun" scenarios out of something. If someone sends me something that has to do with lore or an opinion about the plot, then I have to do my research first so I don't give anyone misinfo (like the apple juice ask, I spent an afternoon one day just researching about apple juice and the process of how it's made asdfghjk).

Or if it's about a piece of media I know nothing about, I'll ask friends who understand it, and they'll help me answer or give context. And then there's angsty asks that I like to answer with actual writing, so I sometimes either wait for inspiration to hit so I answer it with my best writing, or I wait for them to accumulate a bit and then answer them all on one day (I got quite a few right now that I need to sit down and write, hopefully I'll get those out by this weekend)—same process goes for the portion of nsfw asks I have to answer, romantic or s/o headcanons, etc. Sometimes if it's a headcanon-type post, it'll sit in my drafts and I'll work on it throughout the week adding more to it.

Sometimes I'll get asks where someone needs cheering up because it's their birthday, they're sick or having a hard time, so those are always priority. But all in all, the way I use this blog is as a distraction from my real life, or a way to make myself laugh, which is why my headcanons are oftentimes ridiculous.

I don't know how pathetic or self deprecating this will sound, but sometimes I find myself wondering why people even send me anything at all, especially when it's a more serious ask and not pure clownery. I typically stare at the question going "uhhh are you sure you meant to send this to ME? You trust ME to answer this?" 😂 and those fill me with anxiety because I fear sounding stupid.

But I try to answer everything. Some asks take longer than others because I try to give thorough answers, so that's that.

SORRY for the ramble 💚

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Despite my best attempts at trying to avoid TBOB spoilers, I saw some (won't go into elaborate detail about them but readmore anyway):

Honestly? Halfway what I expected, not as bad as I thought, actually feeling more relieved now that I saw them. If anything, there's one specific thing not related to the main stuff I saw that I'm gonna actually struggle with working around in regards to Triangulum. But I'm sure I'll figure it out once I actually get the book.

Anyway, feeling like that 'Not TBOB-Compliant' sticker's gonna get a lot of use, lmaoooo. We'll see!

[finniestoncrane]

Patron saint of allowing me (me, this repressed anon speaking to you, specifically) to live vicariously through all this Down Bad™️ we got going on. Bc I do not have people I can share horny thoughts or comments or anything with, and anyone I do have Will either 1. Very suddenly find a really specific hill in opposition to me to die on. Or 2. Vehemently, insistently try to sell me on mpreg in any given conversation.

But thankfully, I think this is what tumblr is for, I can talk about my Probably Really Mild In Comparison To Tumblr Standards ideas, and your blog has been very enriching and encouraging <3 Patron Saint of taking a steel chair to the guilt (Ft. DC villains)

;-; this is SO NICE!! it's so important to me, and one of the parts of learning to unmask was definitely in being open about what i liked and didn't like and also being allowed to express how much i did or didn't like it, so rambling about how nasty and yucky disgusting i wanna get with fictional characters 💚💚💚

but listen you are always welcome to share your thoughts with me u-u you'll find people who want to/can listen to your ramblings i promise!!

also yeah baby you ain't seen nothing yet like my therapist thinks i'm bad enough without knowing the elaborate rogue-based, heavily kinky fantasies i've got going on lmaoooo

[fkevin073]

Wait. Is this whole thing an elaborate way for Coriolanus to ask out Lucy Gray because he can't do anything normally?

lmaoooo like him coming to district 12? definitely not! she was... a welcome surprise for him

[wizardpink]

Could you elaborate on Mac and Denis in the suburbs and Loumand? I'm interested to hear your thoughts if you want to share!

Oh my god HAHA @knownoshamc

Well it's always sunny if you've never seen it is a comedy show. The premise is that it just follows 5 of the worst people you could imagine (outside of actual criminals) as they get into hijinks and whatnot.

Mac and Dennis have been roommates for like two decades and after their apartment in Philly burns down, they move to the suburbs because rent in the city is too high, and the episode just follows them as they slowly come to hate each other over the course of the weeks (possibly months?) that they live there. Because of the distance from Philly they're cut off from their friends (Mac moreso than Dennis) and so the hatred is just compounded by them being stuck with each other for company.

Without spoiling anything, there's gaslighting, jealousy, holes in walls, AND "child" killing. Very Loumand lmaoooo

[rollercoasterwords]

hey so idk if you’ve seen what’s going on in the fandom rn on tik tok with like ppl shipping orion and fleamost?? i think?? and obviously with that comes the discourse “why is it leah’s mlm ships??” etc etc and ik you’ve ranged and raved abt ppls attitudes towards wlw ships and like that realm in general but like what do you think abt this? bc like. i think there’s truth to the fact that like ppl always cling to the mlm ships but i don’t the negativity thag is bred with this criticism is a good thing yk? idk i’m just thinking thoughts and i wanna know ur thoughts bc i love ur brain and i wanna crawl in there so

lmaoooo i have not seen that but. well sure i'll give u my thoughts since u asked so nicely <3

my first thought is mostly just why would anyone ever care about that. but like. as i have said before do whatever u want it's fanfiction have fun with it and of course i do not want to be drawn and quartered for my hypocrisy seeing as i have in fact written like. stories about very minor side characters. i suppose for me the thing is that what interests me in these minor characters is looking at how their canon stories could potentially intersect in the most devastating ways, so the main thing i don't personally understand is what people find interesting if they're removing the side characters from canon completely, because then they essentially just become. names. on paper. y'know?

so! not sure how or why people are shipping orion + fleamont but i suppose if it's rooted in some sort of....canon...where like they were in love but then took drastically different life paths or something? but then i do feel like there are other characters u can do that with, so again i'm not really sure i understand the draw to those guys in particular. it mostly just feels a little silly to me and well i suppose i can be a bit of a hater sometimes and i think maybe this is one of those times <3 but obviously there's no harm in anyone shipping them i might clown on u if u do but at the end of the day it is not that serious and people should just write whatever they want when it comes to fanfic.

the sexism debate on the other hand.....god. need a cigarette for this one. i mean i suppose i can elaborate a bit more if there's anything specific u wanna know when it comes to my thoughts but overall i think the whole "UMMMM why does this fandom always find new mlm ships to focus on instead of giving the WOMEN time to shine!! we need more wlw rep this is sexism + mlm fetishization!!!!" is. mostly virtue signaling. and a huge simplification of the situation. unfortunately people have really latched onto a few key buzzwords and so i fear the discourse may be here to stay lol

[selkymaiden]

❤️🐶😈À👙☂️💋👎 for sophie, galina, and neptune please heh 😏💖

after 500 billion years i'm like yeah... yeah okay let's get spicy in here and the ones you picked hellooooooooo nurse!!!!

First off the 🐍 herself, Sophie:

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Her neck and belly! Like grab her primordial pouch and kiss up her neck! Phew!!! She'll crumble!!! But that's if you can get close enough to her to do that. 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?

Little Queen, my love will work sometimes also. She's picky about pet names, instead, she likes to use them more on others, especially on [bird honking] since he blushes but is so pleased from the affection. 😈-Favorite sex position?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELLO. But anything facing each other, so to be honest? Vanilla missionary will do it just fine, she likes her face close to the other person also. She's not as adventurous as some of my other ladies but that's okay, she and her partner have fun. Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

LMAO. Whiney, whimpers, moans- The whole shebang. Her outside of bed is always controlled, down to earth, and calculated, but in bed? Gone. She wants to have fun and she wants to let the other person know she's having a very good time so she has no problem letting them know. 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?

This depends more on her partner. (🐧 or 🎭) Because when it comes to clothes she's more interested in fashion she can wear around than an outfit that's going to not last very long... Instead ending up on the floor. So it's more what would the other person want to see her in. Like for 🎭 she's def wore a Playboy bunny suit but for 🐧 any lingerie he's gifted her or matching sets that reminisce very 30s or 40s.

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

Depends on the foreplay! She can come p fast when everything is hitting right.

💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?

Yes but only with birb. She's never liked it with anyone else; the wet feeling actually makes her cringe but with him it's different. But that's because she feels desired by him and wanted so she's more open for tongue all the time babeeey.

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

Anything with the a$$hole. No butt stuff and I will not elaborate lmaoooo.

Galina:

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Her ass. Grab da peach custard and morgan le fay!

🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?

Dear one or my dear. She likes it plain and simple. (Oh my god "peasantry" play lfkajwlker)

😈-Favorite sex position?

:^) In another life she was probably a concubine and a good and successful one; honestly, this woman loves it standing up. Anything where she's upright and on her feet and doing work or both are doing work- just very dynamic. Wheelbarrow, upstanding citizen? Like just go for it! In the dining room before dinner that evening? Like go for it!

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

Eh, kind of? She's commanding and likes to talk, but less sensual unless she really likes the other person then you'll get a moan.

👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?

Not so much as the whole outfit but it's more the shoes. Loves, loves, loves wearing heels or boots or anything pretty on her feet! And stockings! Needs the stockings. Especially the ones with the black line down the back of a good nylon stocking.

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

Not long at all, she knows what she wants and how she wants it LOL

💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?

To be flirty, sure! If the other person starts it she'll respond, but mostly it's not her thing.

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

Degradation. She's not okay with being smacked around also, like maybe a little bit of a playful and soft slap but anyone trying to do it to her she'll be like 'aight i'm out.' HOWEVER, she has no problem being the one to do the degradation or 'impact' play.😇

Neptune Eighteen:

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Those biddies. Those tatas. She just wants cold robot hands (pincers) holding them!

🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?

Mamas even though she never wants to be a mother! But being called mamas or mami will quickly get her attention. But truly the only one for her, Yes Man, can almost call her anything silly and she'll come running to him like a puppy.

😈-Favorite sex position?

(damn ok fisto do be teaching her some stuff lfakwer) cowgirl, cowgirl, cowgirl and doggy. But okay like Yes Man's programming and robot body can only do so much flakjwer unless he had synth body then it's cowgirl, cowgirl, cowgirl, and doggy <3

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

Yes. Just ask Benny. (He'll blush but be annoyed.)

👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?

Her stupid ass will wear a whole fucking cowboy outfit. But a real one, not a Hollywood movie one- like the kind a real cowhand would wear out in the wastes so it's practical. But that's not saying she wouldn't wear a fun cowboy outfit with rhinestones either. Thankfully she can wear the silliest things and Yes Man won't know the difference since to him she's already a silly human so it's normal or what does he truly know?

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

If it's Yes Man she could come for him in seconds. If it's anyone else (Benny) like... Never. It's fake. It's just acting, it's for fun, she'll just hold onto it and save it for later. Let herself stew. Petty.

💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh She'll be messy and use tongue for sure! She wants to trade spit with her robot husband so bad! Just lick him and his stupid screen face ): Then he has to use windex to clean his monitor.

👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?

Anyone that's not Yes Man.

[princesseevee06]

HI! THIS ASK IS AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT OR ELABORATE MORE ON SOMETHING YOU HAVE NOT DISCUSSED BEFORE! GO EEVEE!

HI ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH SHCHSHDHSHF i’m assuming this ask is about ytr and not just asking me about like. my life (although i would gladly talk about that too LMAO)

(also you saying “go eevee” reminds me of that “go white boy go” post LOL. not that i am complaining)

ok fun fact this is actually my second time writing this because tumblr crashed the first time. But. I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS SPACE TO TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT KANNA KIZUCHI!!!! BECAUSE I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH!!!! AND SHE DOES NOT GET ENOUGH IN THIS AU!!!!!

most of kanna’s role in ytr is in haunting the narrative. or well, at least she haunts kugie. kugie feels sososo much guilt for what happened to kanna in their first trial (idk if i elaborated on this before but basically kanna gets the key, immediately uses it on kugie, and kugie is unable to solve the trial in time which leads to kanna going. squish 💥) i wanted to explore more here into the idea of kanna having “kind hallucinations” in the original game, and i thought it would be fitting for kugie to also have these “kind” hallucinations of kanna. she sees this perfect image of her little sister, the image that she wanted to protect— and in a way i think that makes it almost worse for her because it reminds her that kanna isn’t actually here. although over time these images of her also begin to become a source of strength rather than something weighing her down. :)

there’s also kanna and sou(midori) content here pre-death game like when he is still in the process of recruiting her. because i love them soso much i think they are literally the most underutilized greenblings dynamic and i needed to envision what kind of silly antics they’d get up to. i imagine sou acting polite if not a little rambunctious with kanna and this would instantly stir up a “you’remmy friend now :) we’re having soft tacos later” reaction in her (she doesn’t need to know he dissects people for fun as long as she’s having fun, right? ^_^) i also just think it would be super funny if sou acted awful to pretty much everyone else but if Anyone is even slightly mean to kanna he will assassinate them. (i had this stupid crack headcanon of sou getting in trouble because he spends some of the death game budget on taking kanna to build-a-bear LMAOOOO)

and in the death game itself there’s a kanna ai to accompany the shin ai on floor 5 :) she acts super similar to her canon self if not the same i just thought it would be fun to see a mini kanna helping out the crew…although it does get really awkward cause obviously kugie is thrown into Many Emotions upon seeing an ai replication of her dead sister.

sorry there really isn’t anything of relevant plot substance in this i just love kanna she’s so sweet and silly 😭 but you said i could talk about ANYTHING so you GET ANYTHING 💥💥💥💥

here is a small doodle of ytr kanna and also a pretty terrible sprite edit i did of her. both of these are from a While ago

[khaleesiofalicante]

Here's some funny gossip to pass the time while you deal with your horrible roommate!! But on a totally unrelated note, I´m not that good of a red agent as David, but I can always give it a try…

Well, did I ever tell you how my high school started a rumor that I was gay? 😂

Allow me to elaborate and keep it short: Middle school, I had a group of friends of like 5 girls, but in high school all groups got mixed and I ended up in a class with just one of them. We all promised to remain close friends, but things happened (I genuinely don’t completely remember the reason but it was really stupid) and we stopped talking to each other. That girl in my class became my best friend for those years, and we made our own group (they were nice but we were never inseparable).

Anyway, my mom once found out there was a rumor that my best friend and I were both gay and dating. She asked me about it and I obviously denied everything (that was probably one of the reasons why it took me longer to figure it out, I lived in denial :))

Looking backwards, that rumor wasn’t entirely stupid, because we both acted like a couple sometimes… We held hands, were never seen without each other, called each other all sorts of nicknames (honey, sweetheart, love, queen, you get it). Our vice principal once thought he saw us kissing, but we were just sharing an ice cream reaaaaaaally close. Don't @ me lmaoo

She told me she was bi at some point. Aaaand she was also the first girl I liked and my gay awakening basically. I liked her and looking back I’m pretty sure she liked me back, but we were both too scared to do anything about it. Sad story? Yeah but anyways it is what it is :)

Well, lately I’ve been talking with my mom about high school and I just found out like half the people there kinda hated me??? Wtf?? And I also found out a lot of them were constantly talking shit about me behind my back and that there were more rumors about us that were started by that group of girls we stopped talking to for revenge maybe????

I mean it's been a while so it doesn’t affect me, but it is kinda frustrating finding out about it through my MOM. And it's also frustrating the fact that HALF MY HIGH SCHOOL KNEW I WAS GAY BEFORE I DID!!!

Theres a part two of this, but now family related! Istg my life is a joke to someone out there...

i was literally eating chips as I read this lmaoooo. I needed gossip so bad I'm not kidding.

Fun fact: My new roommate gives me gossip (or rather shit talks) about people but she doesn't know I'm actually friends with them. Like she literally shit talked my bestie (harry) and i am like I AM GOING TO TELL HARRY ABOUT THIS.

Anyway rip to your high school because i would've started a fan club for you if i went to your school 😎

ALSO it's sooooo fucking cliche to have groups in schools and girls to stop talking to each other and gosh i don't miss that drama.

I loved this story and of course it was very alex clairemont diaz of you if i say so myself hehe.

[oh-snapperss]

Why hello there! .....list✨️

Creature by Half Alive

Rule #9 Child Of The Stars by Fish in a Birdcage

Tides by chrchie

Home by Cavetown

Never Love an Anchor by The Crane Wives

Ship in a Bottle by fin

Thus Always To Tyrants by The Oh Hellos

Panic Room by Au/Ra

Rule #13 Waterfall by Fish in a Birdcage

Run by Harrison Storm

Soulmate by flora cash

Flight Risk by Tommy Lefroy

Where's My Love by SYML

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WAUGH HI LEAF ANON!!! i'm putting this ask under a readmore cause it's a long one:)

Creature--LEAFY LMAOOOO I RECCED THIS TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE/silly but you're very based, that song is always gonna be a fav for me

Rule #9 Child of the Stars--this one... it's being added to the universe au playlist probably once peb wakes up and i can show her... ough.... i really really enjoy this one ;-; it also fits the event fic so. oh god

Tides-- this was really sweet!! i saved this one<3

Home--YEAHHHH i remember when this came out!! i still listen to it<33

Never Love an Anchor--it's like you're TRYING to make me insane over third life again...

Ship in a Bottle--oh man fun fact i had this song on the playlist i had for my minecraft character back when i streamed and used to to MC RP stuff... i still do some rp now but not streamed, that song is very special to me<3

Thus Always To Tyrants-- i've heard this song before! not really seriously listened to it before but i always enjoy an Oh Hellos song tbh, I always enjoy the folk sound they've got goin' on:D

Panic Room--oh. oh man. once again it's going with the event fic. no i cannot elaborate.

Run--this one feels like scarian third life or ethubs but i can make anything about ethubs if i try hard enough so feel free to disagree SDKFJHSKDFHJJDFH

Soulmate--yeah i know this one,,,, pain and spain without the s ueueueueueu

Flight Risk--its ethubs. everyone can fight me on it. its ethubs no further questions.

Where's My Love--leaf anon what the FUCK EUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU

AND FINALLY A REC FOR YOU!!

King/Ghost in a Song by Grabbitz!

[holycartoonwarrior]

what do you think kendall's version of lingerie is for stewy vs. for rava

Like what he’d wear lmaoooo???

Well seeing how he’s constantly trying to assert he fact he is a good caregiver and good husband to her (even when she rlly doesn’t want him too) and assert his manhood, I think it would be pretty limited w her. Probably earlier in their marriage before the kids? I don’t think it really would’nt have consisted of much, maybe he probably just like wear one of her panties and then his sock lil garters. something situational and non commital. So he cal feel it’s spur of the moment and that’s doing it for his wife instead of his own pleasure (not true)

As for Stewy, he probably hasn’t done anything like that with him since before he married Rava. But I feel like he would’ve gone a little more elaborate for it, because Stewy would’ve been a little more pushy about him really wanting Ken to go the whole 9 yards because while the sex is good he could stand to try harder. He says it because he knows Kendall wants to wear it but Kendall won’t admit it so he’s trying to give him the push he needs, the shit he is saying is just to motivate him LOL. Basically I think he would wear like a proper lingerie set: One with like garters and shit hee hee . But this would definitely force Kendall to address the fact he is consciously buying and wearing this for another man and by choosing to plan this ahead of time it rlly kinda implies he wants it to. Which makes it scarier but probably some of the best sex in his life LMAO.

He threw it out when Rava moved in.