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eddis-not-eeddis · 1 year

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I had a major blond moment the other day. My coworker and I were talking about what we were going to do after we got off shift and I handed him my shopping list. He looked down at it and went “what the heck is this?” and it took me a moment to clock that the list I’d handed him was written in Korean, and your average American can’t read Hangul.

#In my defense it was slightly less stupid than it sounds #Most of the items on the list were pronounced the same way as their English counterparts #or very nearly so #For instance 젤 펜 is just “gel pen” and it is pronounced the same way #커피 for coffee (kopi—which a lot of my family already says instead of coffee)#Etc.#(dog food was the outlier)#So I looked down at a list with coffee and gel pens among other things and couldn’t figure out what his deal was #(I thought at first that maybe he thought the different items were weird to buy together or something)

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aalghul · 5 months

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Jason canonically looking very similar to Dick is something so precious to me

#as robin AND as an adult #he was able to pass as nightwing too so clearly they’ve kept a similar body type too (which makes sense bc jason’s fighting style was first #and foremost based on dick’s. his training is lost days enhanced that style and everything he learnt was built on that base)#and they’ve been told they look nearly identical outside of costumes too #it’s all so very important to me #dick grayson #jason todd

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tortoise-teapot · 3 months

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it's been a decade and i still can't believe that charmingly-spoken unassuming recluse i took a shine to turned out to be..... (gestures)

#solas #solavellan #solasmance #dragon age #👍#he was very nearly the titular character of a whole ass game. i'm so glad they changed it #that would have killed me

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pangur-and-grim · 5 months

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Grim went off her food today. vomited up breakfast, and then refused to touch anything further. I thought the vomit was Pangur’s at first, so I spent the whole day babying her and hand feeding, until dinner when it became clear Grim was the one with nausea.

I’ve been doing my best to keep Grim from the kitten food, because the high fat content can give adult cats pancreatitis, but there’s been a couple times where I’ve put the food somewhere I thought was inaccessible only to find Grim up there accessing it. I didn’t think she’d stolen more than a couple mouthfuls, but her symptoms today seem very pancreatitis-y.

I’m so angry at myself for not having done a better job keeping the kitten food out of reach. I took her to an emergency vet (my regular one was closed) and they’ve decided to keep her overnight. the bloodwork tomorrow should show whether it’s pancreatitis.

#my poor old girl #she’s on IV fluids right now #the bill was nearly 4K so it’s a very expensive mistake of mine #I had the food on top of a bookshelf 💀 the cats have never gotten up there before so I thought it was a safe location #turns out they’ve just never been properly motivated before

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bluerosefox · 6 months

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Family Resemblance

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I had another 11pm brain worm.

Enjoy

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Daniel Wayne, the younger toddler brother of Bruce Wayne and the son of Martha and Thomas Wayne had been kidnapped the night their parents were murdered.

Daniel had been snagged the moment their killer heard people headed to the alley and Bruce in his state of shock didn't realize it until it was far to late and could only scream in horror (from everything) as his baby brother is crying his name. (If you wanna make it even more heart wrenching, make it Danny's first time being able to say Bruce's name right and/or Bruce had said some mean things to Danny earlier after he accidentally broke something of Bruce's, something like 'I wish youd go away' or 'I never wanted a brother, you're such a bother!')

Bruce is being held by Alfred as some police officers are chasing down the Wayne's parents killer while some stay behind to see if they could do something.

Minutes turn to hours and as they wait, praying the police at least found Danny, Bruce is ridden with guilt. From his parents death to allowing his brother to be kidnapped.

Eventually the police return to give Alfred and Bruce the news. And it's not good.

The killer escaped and Danny was nowhere to be found.

And it would take many years before he would be found.

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Bruce gets a call from Damian during school hours one day. When he answers he is greeted with Damian demanding him to get to the school and explain himself.

Confused Bruce asks what does he mean and Damian responds with

"The two new students in class today are the spitting images of you and I father! Either they are poorly created clones or you have more hidden blood children!"

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Meanwhile the very students being discussed are calling up someone too

"Ellie? Dan? What's wrong? You better not have made too much chaos already, I just paid for the uniforms for that place."

"DAD! I THINK ANOTHER ONE OF THE FRUITLOOPS FAILED CLONES SOMEHOW SURVIVED!"

"What?"

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #bruce and danny are siblings #danny was a toddler when he was kidnapped #somehow someway he escaped or was dumped out of Gotham #due to how young Danny was and how traumatized he was about that night he forgot everything but his first name #no one really connected the dots that Danny was the missing Wayne child #mostly due to no public photographs of Danny #he had been born very early and no one was sure he was going to make it #and going to the theater had been his first time being finally allowed out of the manor #only for it to end in tragedy #years later though #Danny moves to Gotham with his kids #a deaged and raised from infanthood Danielle 'Ellie' Fenton and Dante 'Dan' Fenton #Damian was not ready to see them #he thinks theyre poorly made clones since one looks more like his father than him and the other is a girl #or more secret children his father didnt know about #Ellie and Dan think Damian is an escaped clone of Vlads #Bruce and Danny meet at the school and Bruce nearly has a heart attack at the young man who looks so much like his parents #Danny is a bit weirded out because Bruce looks very familiar somehow

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bluestation · 3 months

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nami day!! 🧡💐🍊

#one piece #nami #that's incense and mandarin flowers on a big shell in the first drawing in case its not very clear!#(i'm alive!! life got busy again!!#i havent drawn nami nearly enough but i rlly do love her . thank u 4 all u endure .....#tmi: my laptop only has 1 usb port (sadistic) so until now i could only use my drawing tablet OR my mouse OR a hotkey pad #today i finally got a multi usb port (?) and i can use them all at once .... its insane actually .... so much better 4 my wrists #im sure itll boost my productivity- next drawing will be in 2 rather than 4 months .....#oH ALSO the font used here is called 'chiffchaff' and i believe it was inspired by old newspaper fonts ... isnt it so pretty!!

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lesliemeyers · 5 months

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doing Mysterion art inspired by a Batman cover just seemed... right

+ closeups under the cut ↴

#kenny mccormick #mysterion #karen mccormick #henrietta biggle #eric cartman #mike makowski #south park #south park fanart #south park art #the fractured but whole #south park the fractured but whole #from dusk till casa bonita #mine #<- very nearly typed my main's art tag instead by accident lmao #also technically it's a 'tec cover not the main batman book but. still. 'tec is basically just another batman book 95% of the time #if u saw me post this before no you didn't tumblr was being weird with tags #ALRIGHT it was kicking back because i was trying to also include the batman cover this was inspired by??? weird??? so well i got rid of tht #it was detective comics 1034 if u are curious

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mumblesplash · 9 months

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part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud #if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you #my art #grian #geminitay #smajor1995 #bdoubleo100 #inthelittlewood #secret life #grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel #cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme'#this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1 #however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces #tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe #me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves #still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style #still not sure i like it #it gets long too quickly #among other things #but it's very easy to read on a phone so

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lazylittledragon · 8 months

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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MAMA DEKARIOS'S REACTION WAS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT CYRA WAS PREGNANT :000000 her boy is about to be a dad i think she would lose her entire shit

I THINK YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #galemance #dadkarios #morena dekarios #this one is written in my notes as ‘she kisses gale’s entire face then hugs cyra so hard she nearly snaps her in half’#i think. she is a very put together sophisticated woman #but she also raised a man who threatens to blow himself up at the slightest inconvenience #so she’s also a bit. explosive #and also she’s still recovering from the ‘i fucked and pissed off a goddess’ conversation so she’s probably thrilled #cyra and morena on their way to the stormshore tabernacle to fuck her up #also she absolutely digs out all of gale’s tiny socks for them

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bunnieswithknives · 19 days

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RAHHHh ok comics done I can post this now!!! He is having the worst possible time

#fop nature au #fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #dale dimmadome #art #digital art #fanart #body horror #weredeer #idk why I made myself wait until the comic was done like I didnt show the deer stuff #Ough but Im too impatient to wait any longer #current idea is that transformations are based on mental state #antlers for general stress #more animalistic when hes miserable or angry #Generally just making whatever spiral he's already in way worse #I like to think he starts getting more mentally feral when hes mad but he notices it happening and gets so scared he stops being angry #Like the idea of losing his mind makes him genuinely terrified #he exchanges one spiral for another ♥#I had some doodles that didnt fit where he had particularly overgrown antlers #have you ever seen those pictures of deer with overgrown antlers they look diseased and I wanted to capture that #they are heavy painful and most importantly very unnatural #unfortunately drawing overgrown antlers is very difficult for me and didnt look nearly as nasty as I wanted #its one of those things you can immediately pin as wrong in real life but is harder to get across in a cartoony style

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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radioroxx · 17 days

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i do not have . the energy or time or motivation to make Whole comes for how scenes and bits would play out in the bonnie in the loops au. this one i did for a lil fun :)

also important note but not really important bonnie was nooooot invited to the loop hangout :/ they came anyway which complicated things but dw about it

#isat #in stars and time #isat bonnie #isat loop #isat siffrin #roxx art #isat au #isat spoilers #guy who hates writing dialogue. is . very unfortunate. considering my interest in making comics #in stars and thyme au #also upside to drawing greyscale. my computer cant fuck up the colours :> yippie!#anyways i dont have much to say abt this jfkdf the other doodles i tried to do for the au were noooot working #so. oh well #my final message. goodnight. it is nearly 2am #i meant to add a textless version but im lazy

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shesnake · 17 days

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"Wait."

The Acolyte (2024) by Leslye Headland

#acolyteedit #swedit #starwarsedit #the acolyte #star wars #osha aniseya #qimir #qimir the stranger #osha x qimir #oshamir #amandla stenberg #manny jacinto #tv #gif #*#q #hands #usermonstress #repressionrepresentation #knifeposting #down so bad i'm using this sacred tag and making big square gifs...#anyways isn't it funny that this is the last thing we hear them say to each other #and isn't it crazy that this is technically sol's lightsaber which SHE won which SHE turned red #the lightsaber that already would have killed him nearly TWICE had she and her sister not saved him #the lightsaber that destroyed his very own weapon #which he takes off her for his safety then oh so graciously gives back to her once she agrees to stay #and then he later places his hand over it like this is something they both achieved lol qimir bro you are not in controllll #whatever it's whatever did everyone enjoy the thumb caress? I thought the thumb caress was LOVELY

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puppetmaster13u · 10 months

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Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault!

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most.

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people.

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!”

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #What is up with the Kents cornfield that a spaceship with alien children has crashed there twice #Clark: Omg am I an older brother now?? What does an older brother do??#He's going to be so excited when the kids start flying too #Clark: I have eight whole siblings now!#The Kents will end up the most experienced couple in raising superpowered children #Clark: This is Jazz and Dan and Tucker and Danny and Sam and Valerie and Ellie and I love them #The Kents now have two ships hidden on their property lol #and a green glowing dog of some sort that came with one group #the phamily actually get to be kids and don't Have to be vigilantes or are parentified or anything and it's... actually kind of nice #It's peaceful #Ellie definitely doesn't hide the fact she's a clone #They're very limited when re-learning how to talk human language again #so they say some rather concerning things without giving any context for it #not that it isn't concerning even with context anyway lol #Ma and Pa kent nearly cry when they hesitantly ask if their names can be kent too #Clark cries when he goes to metropolis because the kids all cling and try to get him to stay

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just-bee-lieve · 3 months

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i can and shall obey.

#my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #michael afton #traditional art #oil painting #yeah. i’m quite happy wiTHERES AN ARMADILLO OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF theyre so loud. okay anyways.#very happy with this one #it’s a lil wack but we ball

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crabsnpersimmons · 3 months

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"Your heart was in the right place. Don't blame your earnestness and efforts for their lack of understanding—the right people will appreciate your heart."

EDIT: i mention this in the tags already, but please don't copy my vent tags in your reblogs. thanks for understanding.

#fnaf eclipse #fnaf dca #dca fandom #crab art #traditional art #bright colours #self-insert #my OC Esther #nearly didn't colour this because i was really happy with the lines #but i'm glad i did #please don't copy these tags i'm just going to vent a bit #sigh i've been really feeling it lately #just very discouraged when my efforts to help are dismissed #i know i'm a people pleaser and i just want people to like me #but like #sometimes we just don't click #and it's not worth trying to work myself to the bone to convince people to give me a chance #and it's not fair to blame myself for the friendships that never came to be #they're on their own journey and i'm simply not a part of that journey #just as they are not a part of mine #and that's fine #it's easy to forget when we can connect with so many people online #that we have a limit to how many quality relationships we can realistically maintain #what does it matter if you have so many friends who “like” you #but have no one close enough for you to be open and honest with?#so i will save my heart for those who appreciate it #for friends who will celebrate with me as i celebrate their achievements #who i feel comfortable enough with sharing our troubles and sorrows and supporting each other through it #those are the friends who are worth my heart

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