#osmosis jones

[kickhit]

So i finally watched the osmosis jones movie

[palossssssand]

Osmosis jones doodles that I’ve been hoarding for literal years for no reason

[ens-art-stuff]

behold. the stupidest thing Ive ever made in my life. I show you:

JEREMY CELLBERTSON

made it cause a friend is really into Osmosis Jones and I had the stupidest idea while we were talking about it and I decided to commit to the bit

[dymitre]

Wade vs Ozzy!

Let's see who's the better liquid-man-colored-blue-with-hairstyle-tuft guy!

uhhh yes

[prokopetz]

With each successive generation the cast of My Little Pony look less like small horses and more like the cast of Osmosis Jones.

[kemafili]

[vampieri]

hi to the 4 osmosis jones fans

[watermelonbuns]

Been so sick sorry, Bed ridden but I still wanted to draw

Mustered up strength to finish

..i wanted to see Leah with longer hair and redesign on my style so DON’T judge me 😔

Btw References found on Pinterest.

[garaks-padded-bra]

*said on subway* google glass, pull up google. Google images. Search osmosis jones pregnant episode. Giggle. Next picture. Giggle. Excuse me maam, can you tell your baby to be quiet. Im on a call. Thank you. Google glass next picture please. Giggle

[futurama]

what the

[justladders]

y’know I just get the feeling y’all would like Thrax

[blinkpen]

it was inevitable as the tides, but it has come to my attention now that if i talk about how sexy Thrax was without specifying "thrax from cinematic masterpiece Osmosis Jones released in 2001" a lot of people get really confused bc they don't know who that is bc they're officially a generation removed from me at this point

rather than go "ugh kids these days" (like cmon don't be That Guy) or "ugh no i feel old" (I don't! guess I'm built different) i will ever so happily inform so a whole new batch of people can enjoy a something very unique and special to my heart that kicks fucking ass and hope they enjoy it too

and that a something is Osmosis Jones. especially the villain of Osmosis Jones. his name his Thrax. he is an lethal virus that is never fully identified (it's implied he is the Red Death, from the Edgar Allen Poe story, but real); other viruses don't recognize him, and he's so reliably stealthy and lethal he possibly hasn't even been properly discovered by science yet. he also only gets more lethal and dangerous as he infects new people, treating how fast he can kill his current host with fever as a PR he has to beat every time until he can cook your brain to death SO quickly after infection that he will go down in history as the single most dangerous illness known to humans.

so yeah take a look and appreciate what set the bar for my villainfucker sleeper code. they don't make em quite like this anymore. content warning for bright orange body horror. legit plays out like a scene in a horror movie.

stupid sexy virus

[hiphop-gege]

suddenly obsessed with some fossilized animation

[shepzen]

what am i doing bruh

[wern1c]

meow meows

[thenamesellen]

Ozzy and Drix is a fun show.

…I legit ship these two, lol.