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thordottir45 · 11 months
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The Outlaw's Spirit
After a reveal gone wrong, whether intentional or not, Danny books it. Sam and Tucker have to stay behind in Amity to prevent Maddie, Jack, and the GIW from following their best friend. The trio is 16~17 or so at this point.
Jazz, being the best big sis that she is, has been taking college classes online to protect Danny. She helps the two destroy the Drs. Fenton lab before grabbing her go bag and getting out of there. She plans to start anew in a different city so that Danny can eventually join her. She's thinking Gotham, with the ambient ectoplasm, and high crime rates, it'll feel more like home than Star City, or Metropolis.
Danny, meanwhile, keeps running. He comes across a high-tech jet and hides in it, pulling a stowaway.
This jet is a Batplane, but is currently being used by The Outlaws for a mission.
Danny's ghost sense has no idea about how to react to Jason, so it causes him to cough, revealing his location to the group.
"B." Artemis instructs Bizarro with his nickname.
Bizarro moves in slowly, while Jason pulls out his guns, and Artemis her sword. Bizarro opens wherever Danny is hiding, revealing his black hair and blue eyes of his human form. Seeing the shaking teen, B gently pulls him out and 'restrains' him via hug.
Danny is freaking out at the sight of these out-of-the-norm people, and his ghost sense is triggering a coughing fit, aggravating whatever wounds he may have.
"One of your brothers?" Artemis asks Jason, despite keeping her guard up.
"Not that I know. What are you doing in here, kid?" Jason lowes his guns, but doesn't holster them, wanting to keep them in hand in case this kid is an enemy.
Danny, coughing, takes a closer look at the three surrounding him.
"Red Hood? Artemis of the Bana-Mighdall? Bizarro? What? Huh?!"
"Worry, we hurt you." Bizarro says soothingly.
Tensing, Danny prepares to use his powers, but Artemis explains what Bizarro means before he does.
"What are you doing in here, kid? You're hurt." Jason reiterates before noticing just how the boy is breathing other than his coughing fits.
Feeling safer with these three than he had with his parents in a long time, and with them all not being entirely human themselves, Danny is willing to explain some things, but not everything.
"My parents, they're scientists, they found out that I'm not entirely human... I had to run. I saw this jet, and it was a chance for me to get further away from them before they track me down."
"They can track you?" Artemis asks while Bizarro releases Danny, setting the teen down on a bench. Jason pulls out a med kit and sets it down next to Danny.
Jason then gets the Batplane into the air while the other Outlaws get to know the stowaway more.
Jason's inner bat wants to do so much research that he resembles the Replacement more than himself, but more of him sees himself in the kid and, as much as he loathes to admit it, pull a Bruce to take care of the much-too-thin teen.
Setting the autopilot to Gotham, Jason re-joins the discussion, noting that the kid's coughs get worse the closer he gets. Odd.
Bizarro and the teen have bonded over video games and movies, even with Bizarro's speech mannerisms.
Artemis, on the other hand, is patching the boy up, not offering much to the conversation other than clearing some things up for B.
"Course's set for Gotham. Figure we'll want Alfie to get some proper food in ya. Now, can you explain all the coughing?" Jason plops down across from the teen, keeping some distance to not make the coughing worse if his hunch is right.
Danny explains in the broadest terms for his ghost sense, that it can tell when people have died, and that Red Hood didn't come back right.
Tense, Jason's vision bleeds into green as he questions, "How?"
"I can tell because I didn't come back right, either..." Danny then tries to explain ectoplasm as glowing green goo, causing Jason to tense even more.
"Lazarus Waters."
"What?"
Taking off his helmet, the lenses of Jason's domino are glowing, "Lazarus Waters. They threw me in mostly dead, and I came out mostly alive."
"That shouldn't..." Danny tilts his head, thinking of the lessons from Frostbite on the nature of ectoplasm and what happens when it gets corrupted. All part of his training for taking the throne. "Huh. Sounds like you got a batch of the more corrupted stuff. With pure ectoplasm, it would bring you back fully, with few side effects."
"Ectoplasm?" Bizarro asks from Danny's right.
Explaining in more detail, since Red Hood is some sort of subject of his and needs help, time passes and soon the autopilot is landing the jet.
"Come on, kid. Let's get some food in you, then we can see what to do about the Lazarus Waters." Jason puts a hand on the door to the Batplane, opening it to reveal the Batcave.
Just something that was floating around in my head. Not sure if I'll continue it, it's unlikely.
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spacedace · 1 year
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@proshipper-on-ship​ thank you for the Dick & Dan idea you added to my other post, please enjoy some of the fall out your comment resulted in haha
“So,” Bruce tried, looking hesitantly pleased at the surprisingly light atmosphere around the table. “Anything new and exciting going on with anyone?”
There was a smattering of answers from around the table. Jason didn’t offer anything - which wasn’t surprising, that he was even there and largely not starting a fight was more than enough as far as Dick was concerned - but with some ribbing from Steph, Tim eventually admitted to finally asking that boy he’d been interested in out. Dick joined in on teasing his little brother - and even Jay gave, for him, some gentle ribbing over finally getting the balls to do something, eh Timberland? - while very carefully avoiding mentioning his own sorta-kinda thing with Dan in Bludhaven. He’d deal with his siblings making him miserable and embarrassed over it all when he actually scored a date with him thanks very much.
Things were going good.
And then Damian cleared his throat, looking imperious and uninterested at the same time as he waited for everyone to turn to look at him.
“I have an announcement on an alteration to my personal life.” He declared, chin up and looking like he was already over this whole family-bonding-time thing, which was fair. Damian had gotten better over the years, but he was still not exactly the cute and cuddly little brother. Dick still had the scar from the last time he tried to hug Dami without warning a year ago and got stabbed for the effort. Still, he was sharing, willingly even! That’s progress!
At the head of the table Bruce tilted his head, looking as cautiously hopeful as Dick felt over the youngest Wayne actually offering to share something personal. “Have you decided on what college you want to go to then?”
“No.” Dami dismissed easily, without more than a glance in Bruce’s direction. “Night and I have decided to take some time to travel before continuing any further schooling.”
Huh, honestly, Dick was kinda surprised. With how much of a perfectionist Dami was, he’d thought he’d throw himself into college with the same ferocious, competitive drive he did everything else. But then again, if Elle Nightingale was going to be taking a gap year or two, it wasn’t as if it was that much of a surprise that Dami would go and join her.
The two gremlins had been practically inseparable since they were twelve and discovered a shared love of stabbing people and adopting every animal they see. If Dami’s best friend was going to go gallivanting across the world like she always dreamed of doing, Dick couldn’t actually be that  surprised that Dami would be going with her.
Dick took a sip of his drink as Dami opened his mouth to continue with what was probably going to be to most people the world’s most harrowing game of “how many incredibly dangerous animals can we see before we end up dead on our gap year” that the two demons were undoubtedly planning.
He regretted taking that sip almost immediately as Damian said, “Night and I took our marital vows yesterday. She sends her regrets that she was unable to join us for family dinner tonight.”
Predictably, the room broke out into utter chaos.
Dick choked on his drink, spraying across the table and splattering Babs with a shower of wine. She didn’t even seem to notice, dropping her own glass as she snapped her head over to stare at Damian, the sound of breaking glass and a deep red stain pooling across the table following as she did. At the end of the table, Jay made a noise like a dying goose as the samosa he’d just popped in his mouth threatened to kill him. Cass, perhaps the most outwardly calm at the proclamation, only stared with wide eyes at her younger brother as she hit Jason on the back in an attempt to make sure he didn’t die.
Dick could practically hear the old shrieking AOL dial up noise that was Tim’s brain attempting to process what his little brother had just said, while sitting next to him Steph gave a small shriek of you what? Duke’s head was on a swivel, eyes darting from Damian, to another family member, to Damian and back again as if unsure who to even look at in the moment.
Bruce just…stared, frozen in place, face caught in the most open look of shock Dick thinks the man has ever shown in his life.
Damian sniffed and cast a caustic look towards - of all people - Jason, “Unlike some people, I share my good news with the family in a timely manner.”
Jay sputtered, “You know what, fuck you! Fine, you want me to share the news?” Jay snapped his head towards the rest of them. “Jazz is pregnant, baby is due next month on the sixth. Baby shower’s next weekend at Robinson Park, show up or don’t, I really don’t give a fuck.”
Or maybe he was just going to try to kill them with a heart attack.
“What the fuck?!”
“Language!”
“Who the fuck is Jazz?!”
“Language!”
“Night’s elder sister and guardian, Drake, keep up. You should know this, you’re dating her brother.”
“I’m what?”
“And Grayson is having flirtations with her other brother.”
“Dan is Elle’s older brother? Wait - how do you know about that?”
“Todd and I are in the Nightingale family group chat. We have endured far too much waxing poet about your posterior over the past months.”
“Why do they all have variations of the same name? Who gives all their children the same name?”
“He likes my ass?”
“Oh my god, bigger picture Dick, focus.”
“Seriously, do they all have the same name outside of the older sister? I feel like we need to acknowledge they all have the same name.”
“Can we go back to the fact that Damian got married? To Elle? Yesterday? How did you even do that without anyone knowing?
“Dr. Nightingale is a notary.”
“…Dr. Nightingale as in the woman Bruce is investigating Dr. Nightingale?”
“Okay but the name thing? Please tell me you’re not naming the baby some variation of the name Daniel.”
“If the gremlins get their way it will be. Do you know how many lists we’ve made that they keep sabotaging?”
“So you have Dan’s number? Could you give it to me?”
“Jesus Christ, Dick I’m begging you.”
“Why did you guys even get married?”
“For the diplomatic immunity.”
“You don’t have diplomatic immunity.”
“I do now.”
“What does that mean?”
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wynnyfryd · 5 months
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Trailer park Steve AU part 19
part 1 | part 18 | ao3
November
As annoyed as Steve is to admit it, Dustin’s plan actually works.
(And he is annoyed, for the record. That little shithead should be glad he’s still grounded because Steve’s sorely tempted to invite him over just to give him a wedgie.)
Somewhere in the weeks following The Abduction Incident, he and Eddie become friends. Like, real ones. Friends who talk and laugh and shoot the shit in passing, who trade movies and mix tapes and ask each other if they saw the latest headlines in the morning paper.
They haven’t really had much chance to properly hang out, but Steve sees him most mornings, because he promised Wayne to keep making sure Eddie doesn’t sleep in on school days, and sometimes when they’re both around in the afternoons they’ll have a couple beers together, share a cigarette on the lumpy loveseat on the front porch of Eddie’s place. 
And Eddie’s…
Eddie’s funny. Oddly charming. Theatrical and weird. Steve already knew that last part, but it’s so much better when it’s not being used as an offensive weapon against him. He likes being in on Eddie’s jokes. 
Just plain likes Eddie, if he’s honest. 
“Steve?”  
Which should be crazy. It is crazy; if someone had told him a couple years ago that he’d be spending his free time with The Freak — that he would regret missing the guy’s Halloween show because of a Family Video shift, or that he would spend a week working up the courage to ask him if he wants to ride to school with Robin and him in the mornings? He probably would have kicked their ass for the mere suggestion. 
But now he’s half-orphaned trailer trash who knows that monsters exist, so. Eh.
“Steve! Hello? Earth to Steve.”
Steve blinks, focuses on the fingers Robin’s snapping in front of his face. “Huh?” he asks dumbly. 
He expects her to roll her eyes and pretend to chastise him with some butchered version of his name— ‘Steven Cardamom Harrington, were you daydreaming again?’ — but she just snaps her fingers again and begs, “A little help here? Please?” Her eyes are wide, her shoulder scrunched up to her ears with stress, and Steve realizes that:
a) he’s been staring blankly at a cart of go-backs for ten minutes instead of actually doing his job, and
b) the store is suddenly packed.
Friday night, and the rain that’s been hanging over Hawkins all week finally let up, so now everyone and their mother is apparently out running errands. 
He moves to man the front desk because the line is almost out the door, and Robin buzzes around the room like a shaken can of pure panic, her bangs sticking to her forehead as she zooms up and down aisles with the restock cart. She keeps making crazy eyes at parents when they stop her to ask about new releases or the age-appropriateness of films, because the parents are distracting her from intercepting their little gremlin children, who keep putting movies on the wrong shelves on purpose just to piss her off. 
“Dumbo! Does not go! In the horror section!” Steve hears her bark at a group of third graders, and he has to crouch down behind the counter for a second so she doesn’t see him laughing when she follows that up with a strangled, “Ugh!!!”
Okay. 
Entertaining as this is, he’s not getting chewed out by Keith again for missing quotas because Robin blew a gasket and scared off all the customers. 
“Hey, Rob?” he calls out to her as he hands a woman her change. 
“What?” 
“Go take a smoke break?” 
He knows she doesn’t smoke. He also knows that sometimes rushes like this get to be too much for her — the noise, the lights, the chaos of a crowd (“the mouth sounds, Steve; good god, the mouth sounds”) — and she needs a minute or twelve to go stand outside in the cool air, flap her hands around and scream behind a dumpster or whatever until she calms down.
Her eyes flash at the suggestion like she’s about to snap at him, but then she takes a deep breath and marches herself out the back door without another word.
With Robin cleared out, the crowd thins out pretty quickly. Steve gets the line taken care of at a speed he’s definitely not getting paid enough to maintain, and the kids get bored of playing ‘rearrange the inventory’ and wander off to the arcade. 
It’s sort of soothing, the mindless flow of it: scan, click, click, make change, “thanks for choosing Family Video,” print receipt, repeat. His mind wanders again as he works, but it doesn’t sink into its usual sludge of despair; doesn’t wail ‘house bills mom pills stress fuck-fuck’ like a tornado siren in his head until he gives himself a migraine. 
No, he’s thinking about denim. About cigarette smoke.
Crooked smile; Chiclet teeth.
Patches and pins with strange names and stranger artwork.
And then he’s thinking about how this is the second time tonight he’s started daydreaming about Eddie and wills himself to knock it off.
What? The guy’s friendly with him a handful of times, and suddenly he’s, like, obsessed with him?
He’s not. 
He’s not. 
He's just… pleasantly distracted by him; that's all.
“Thanks for choosing Family Video,” he tells the last customers as he hands them their receipt. The second they turn to leave, he slumps over the counter with his head pillowed on his arms, a wave of exhaustion hitting him because holy shit that was so many people and thank god the store’s finally empty. 
The bell over the door dings.
Goddammit. 
Steve lifts his head, reminds himself not to scowl at paying customers because he really needs this job, but then— 
“Eddie! Hey!”
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part 20
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hijinxinprogress · 4 months
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The JL finds out Captain Marvels identity and regrets it immensely
JL find out Captain Marvels a child and they start trying to parent him and just being awkward so it’s decided that Captain Marvel will join YJ (Clark started referring to Billy only as ‘son’ and ‘young man’ one time Billy saw an airplane and Clark leaned down and went “That there, son, is called an airplane and it-” “I’ll fucking stab you istg”)
To the public Captain Marvel is just extra supervision for YJ but the hero community knows it’s a way to discretely move Captain Marvel onto a team with people his age and be ‘safer’
But it doesn’t work out the way they want bc Billy’s a chaos gremlin much like YJ so they’re just doing dumb shit in the public eye bc they technically have ‘adult supervision’ (it takes Billy fifteen minutes to convince yj to go against being supervised by green lanterns)
“We’re literally your coworkers??” “I’ve literally never seen you before besides isn’t it illegal for cops to question a minor without their guardian present? 🤨” “Technically, he’s not their coworker bc he’s not in the jl anymore” “Kon” “What? I’m just saying!” “Stfu wait does Marvel even have a guardian??” “He doesn’t”
Anita and Billy are trading magic tips and teaching each other spells they should NOT have access to esp bc they’ve blown up thirteen city blocks and 1/4 of almost every planet they’ve visited with YJ
Cassie and Billy play high stakes games of catch above the earths atmosphere with missiles and shit in their free time and also during missions
Kon and Billy do just plain dumb shit they have no business doing and then playing up the ‘I’m just a baby…and I’m not even really human/I didn’t have a childhood so how would I know that I shouldn’t do that?’ excuse after bankrupting Luthor for the third time this month along with demolishing all of his newly renovated buildings (Which he and Greta repurposed to create low income housing and food pantries)
Cissie invites Marvel to all her Olympic events and he shows up to every single one with an obnoxiously large magical banner
Bart and Billy plan quips, one liners, and trash talk together and everyone hates it bc they only use the good ones on them but villains (along with everyone in their immediate vicinity) are subjected exclusively to shit like “nuh uh” and “make me”
Greta and Billy are taking down shady government operations with zero fucks to give (they had houses built for the people affected but they did also send a very long list of people to the hospital/morgue)
Billy makes Tim a magic skateboard that flies at like Mach 1 with so many magic cameras it’s concerning bc he thinks Tim being unhinged is funny especially it inconveniences or at least stresses out batman
But they’re mostly talking about what lies they’ve told the jl recently so they can plan their lies around each other “I lied to batman yesterday so you gotta back me up” and Tim’s fabricating evidence despite having no other information bc Billy will 100% “Aren’t you a so called ‘ethical’ billionaire? Nonono it’s whatever, I just thought you’d want to look out for the people but-”
And JL tries to lecture Billy about it ‘you should be more mature. I expected better’ and he’s just like ‘why?? I’m baby 🥺 I don’t know any better’ 
And Green Arrow’s so goddamn confused bc ‘Bro?? I’ve watched you do negotiations when Superman’s not available…’ ‘I’m just a little guy’ ‘I’VE WATCHED YOU STOP A WHOLE ASS INVASION IN TEN MINUTES’ ‘little baby man’ ‘But you’re one of the strongest members of the league???’ ‘You do know I couldn’t tie my own shoes like six years ago, right?’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU’ ‘Wouldn’t you like to know’
YJ and Billy just do a bunch of petty shit until JL has had enough and they’re like fine whatever it wasn’t a problem before
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mysticstarlightduck · 2 months
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Incorrectly Described OCs Tag
I don't know if this was done before, but I was inspired to make this by the "Badly Summarized WIP Tag" (:
Rules: Describe your OCs (personality-wise) as badly and weirdly as you possibly can
I'll go with some OCs from my WIP Mutant Inquiries for this one.
(Main Cast)
Becca Sillvers - middle kid with daddy issues and strong feral gremlin energy, basically becomes a computer virus after accident and has an overall bad time before deciding to pick a fight with the world
Cory "Diamond" Blythe - has only the power of anime, glitter and vodka on their side. basically made a deal with this world's equivalent of "rumpelstiltskin" (but not really) and regrets life choices.
Luka Stormme - guy with anger issues becomes vigilante during business days after a couple boxing classes. is the "soccer-mom" to his cousins and his friends when he's not fighting crime
Cass Holborn - dropout with a bunch of explosive chemicals in his garage builds underworld empire while successfully failing, but somehow managing, to raise sister
Nydia Tainnen - unstable ballerina with severe childhood trauma decides to become an assassin and give a middle finger to the government
Matthias Harke - runaway tries to keep his friends out of trouble when they decide to mess with the worst people possible, ends up having to take the lead.
Samantha Holborn - troublemaking teen who never learned the meaning of "none of your business" and had too much free time sneaks somewhere she should not be and causes chaos
Jym Callister - over-caffeinated insomniac takes up computer hacking as a way to avoid his problems and just be a menace
Alexey Morikov - cat parent who only wanted to mind his own business and read must get back into the fray after a bunch of unsupervised teens bring the problems he'd successfully been avoiding now knocking on his door
Killien Lux - government experiment and supersoldier develops sentience and starts developing free will while making it everybody's problem. is also a knife
Keilly Phaedre - is the Only Remaining Braincell tm of the team and is completely done with life
(Antagonists)
'Signor' Teague - pathetic guy with severe ego problems, who thinks he's the big man. would be the type of person to unironically listen to those bullsh1t "alpha male podcasts" and take notes like it's an essay
The Mutant Control Agency - bunch of "Karens and Kevins" in fancy suits with lethal weapons and a warrant to chase people around + practice illegal experiments in the name of ✨""""a brighter future""""✨
PHANTOM Industries - big tech company that thinks they're so hip and cool, and are the ones sponsoring the karens above. gives off big "13-year-old playing fortnite and threatening other players" vibes.
Tagging (gently, with no pressure): @oh-no-another-idea, @writernopal, @tabswrites, @rickie-the-storyteller, @steh-lar-uh-nuhs, @little-peril-stories, @clairelsonao3, @jay-avian, @forthesanityofstorytellers, @aziz-reads, @doublegoblin, @gummybugg, @junypr-camus, @olivescales3, @saltysupercomputer @unstablewifiaccess, @late-to-the-fandom and @lassiesandiego
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zeestarfishalien · 3 months
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Invasion of the Body Swapper
This has been posted on AO3 for a while, but I decided to post it here, too.
It's my gift fic to Arlie ( @arlieash-blog ) for the BatPham Secret Santa event of 2023.
AO3 Link
Summary: (2.4k words) There's a new ghost in town. Jason gets more than a little caught up in the chaos.
"Wake. Up. Wake. Up. Wake. Up." Each word said by a young unfamiliar feminine voice was punctuated by a bounce. "DaaAaaan..."
Jason's eyes snapped open. Not only is this an unfamiliar voice, but they're calling him by a name that’s not his or any of the aliases he uses.
On him, perched like a vengeful spirit, is a young teen (Maybe thirteen?). She? They? Let's go with they. With their black hair and blue eyes, they'd fit right into Brucie's little orphan collection. (They'd fit right in with all the gargoyles and grotesques of Gotham with the way they're hunched over to crouch on top of him) They're older than he expected from the childish words and tone, bigger than what he perceived from the weight of their body on his, too. Their grin is starting to fade more the longer Jason takes to respond. The longer he stares. He needs to figure out what is going on and preferably without letting some little gremlin know that something is off.
"What do you want?" It comes out harsher than he meant, but that doesn’t seem to phase the kid.
If anything, their grin grew wider, almost unnaturally so.
"Dan, Dan... Dan, my man. Don’t tell me you forgot what today is?"
There's something in their tone, a wicked little lilt. It almost almost convinces him to attempt to lie.
He pretends to mull it over before sighing.
"Fine, yes, I forgot."
The gleam in their eyes sends shivers up his spine.
"You forgo-ot~," they sing-song gleefully.
Their giggle echoes eerily in the room as they practically float to their feet and dance across the bed. It's an unfamiliar bed, just like the room and the pushy little preteen.
"You officially have the title of worst brother a girl could have," she informs him with a mock seriousness that's immediately ruined by her picking up a pillow and chucking it at his face.
He sits up fast to avoid the pillow and hair slips into his face. It's his color, but it's far longer than what it's supposed to be. The errant thought distracts him from monitoring what he says next.
"Now that's uncalled for you little rat bastard." As soon as the words are out of his mouth, he regrets them. He's used to hurling insults at his siblings whenever they're being gremlins, so the response was almost automatic.
She's cackling and rolling off the bed, unaware of Jason’s guilty conscience and uncaring of his insults.
"Get up, Sleepyhead! It's time to go~o!" She sing-songs her way around the room as she fishes through drawers and the closet for clothes to chuck at Jason’s face.
"Might I, pffsh. Might I be re-eck! Hey! Quit that!" A pair of socks nailed him right between the eyes. He scowled at the little imp. "Remind me what we were supposed to do."
Her eyes, when they meet his again after digging around for shoes, have a glint to them that Jason doesn't like. If he'd been thinking, he would have carefully wheedled the information from her as they interacted. He should've known from the start that she'd enjoy holding information over his head.
~•~
He was right. Even after they left the apartment where this 'Dan' lived with the chaos goblin and two other people (based on the body language and points of similarity in the faces of the pictures, likely siblings), said chaos goblin still refused to give him any hints, simply grinning at him in mischievous glee.
In other news, Jason did have a brief chance to glance into a mirror before they left, and surprisingly enough, he recognized the person whose body he is currently inhabiting.
Dan Nightingale volunteers at several of Hood’s soup kitchens. Jason remembers how he first came in grumbling about community service and how he's supposed to 'think more about others.' Seeing as how Gotham's judicial system has yet to sentence any criminals to Hood’s kitchens, that meant that friends or family had likely been the ones to make him come. Despite that forced beginning, Dan had taken to the work readily and never complained. Sure there were a few times when he looked about ready to murder some asshole or another that came in to cause trouble, but he kept it to muttered curses and twice he up and picked up the trouble maker and set them outside like a misbehaving cat.
It's definitely not a crush. The man is memorable. What can Jason say?
He's pulled from his thoughts by a yank on his arm so strong it nearly knocks him off his feet. Little Monster is deceptively strong for someone so gangly looking. She's in that awkward growing stage where she's gained quite a bit of height, but the rest of her hasn't quite caught up.
She's dragging him into an alley, and he's pretty sure he'd be far more concerned about that if the body he was inhabiting was his own.
"Let off me, you little punk," he growls out anyway.
"Well, if you hate it so much, you shoulda grabbed a leash. I would have lost track of you five times over with the way you're spacing out today."
"I'm not your dog, brat," he warns.
"Then quit barking like one." As she sticks her tongue out, Jason has to squash the urge to throttle her. His glare is strong enough to stop a lesser man in his tracks.
Dan's little sister is not a lesser man. Jason’s half certain that she's some little demonic imp that has taken the form of a young girl to better mess with the world at large.
She rolls her eyes when she notices his glare.
"Scary eyes don't work on me, broski. I have them too." Jason has mere milliseconds to attempt to figure out what she means by those words when her eyes flash green. Green. That noxiously bright neon green of the pits, of his own eyes when the pit rage gets bad.
His hand jerks from her hold and he stumbles. His foot sinks into the ground (it's supposed to be solid pavement), and he falls back on his ass like a clumsy toddler.
There's a quiet pop, not unlike the sound a bubble makes when it bursts, and with it, a young man pops into existence. His face reminds Jason a little bit of Dan's and a lot of the eerie tween that claims to be Dan's sister. His everything else is different. White hair, Lazarus green eyes (but no, they're actually a few shades off the Lazarus pits and that certainly helps something in his chest relax a little), his skin carries an oddly blue tinge to it, plus there's the whole floating in mid air thing.
He appears worried, and he pulls the munchkin further away from Jason.
"Dani! Step back! That's not Dan," he warns.
Yet, instead of looking shocked or betrayed or concerned, the mighty midget (Dani) just looks annoyed.
"Come on, Danny," she whines, "we were just getting to the good part."
""You KNEW about this?!"" Meta Danny (because really?? They're both Danny? That's gotta get confusing. Poor Dan) and Jason manage to say it at exactly the same time.
"Who am I kidding," Meta Danny admits in a tone sounding far too defeated in Jason’s humble opinion. "Of course you knew."
Little devil Dani scoffs. "Of course I knew. It took me like 3 forevers to track Swip-Swap down."
"Oh my ancients... you even know her name... Dani, why?" Danny, the older, looked at the end of his rope. He slowly lowers until his feet touch the ground.
He shoves a hand over her mouth when she opens it to answer and Jason has no words as he watches bitty bitey one gnaw on the hand blocking her freedom of speech.
There's even blood? If the other Danny bleeds green then yeah, it's blood. Danny, the iron willed, shows no indication of discomfort despite the carnage Little Shop of Horror is creating.
"Don't answer that." His gaze lifts to Jason, apologetic "I'm so sorry, Mr. Not Dan."
"Ewww your ecto is in my mouth," Tiny Terror interrupts after finally getting her mouth away from Toxic Waste Man's hand.
"Maybe you shouldn't try to eat my hand then," he comments coolly. "But more importantly, we have the 'confuse don't abuse' pranking rule for a reason."
"Dan won't be that mad."
"But what about the person you had Swip-Swap put into Dan's body?"
The Terrible Terror opens her mouth, probably to make some snappy comeback but then her eyes meet Jason’s and she sinks down limply in the grip of Savior Danny.
He pinches the bridge of his nose.
"Just please tell me you weren't pulling a Vlad."
"I wasn't pulling a Vlad," she swore solemnly. Then brightening, "I only wanted them to bond through shared suffering so I could have another brother-dad."
"Dani..." Responsible Danny pinches the bridge of his nose. "We talked about this. We have to respect people's boundaries and communicate. No using supernatural methods to manipulate people. That's something the Fruitloop would do."
Freezing up in horror, Chaos Dani starts looking more and more like a kicked puppy.
She looks up to Danny pleadingly and says, "no..." her voice small.
Her jailer sets her down and pats the top of her head, probably trying to console her.
"I'm afraid so."
"Okay, this is a very touching family teaching moment," Jason admits, "but can we fast forward to the part where I get my body back?" He's still very confused and would like to figure it all out while back in his own body, thanks.
Dani the smaller, let's out an odd keening sound and flies (Literally FLIES) into him.
"I'm SO sorry Jason!" She's nearly sobbing, her arms locked tight around his body.
Before he can get a word in edgewise, non-crying Danny says (more to himself but Jason hears it anyway), "wait...Jason, as in like-us Jason? The one Dan can't seem to talk to?"
And doesn't that just create so many more questions than it answers?
A bright light flashes from Glowy Danny suddenly, blinding Jason (which he definitely does NOT appreciate). Once his vision clears, he curses, using a couple of very creative epithets that he hasn't used in a number of years, because standing there is an older, masculine presenting version of Cling-wrap Dani. They're not just similar, they're basically the same person (he recognizes his face from the photo in their apartment).
"Please tell me one of you as another name you go by to differentiate you. You are allowed tolook the same OR have the same name, not both."
The twins that aren't twins make eye contact, Dani the Clingy craning her neck around to meet her elder self's gaze.
After long prolonged eye contact, Magical Boy Danny breaks the stare off to say, "she goes by Ellie when she's not being a little chaos gremlin."
"Danny! Nuooooooooooo."
"Which is almost never," he admits, ignoring the feral growling coming from the newly dubbed, Ellie.
Jason would put his hand over her mouth to shut her up, but he saw what happened to Danny.
Actually, said hand is looking remarkably normal.
Weird.
Focus Jason.
"Okay then, Ellie. How am I supposed to get my body back?"
Her head snaps around but the moment her eyes meet his, her gaze shifts away and she presses her lips together tightly.
Well shit...
"Sooo, about that..."
Danny groans, dragging a hand down his face.
"I've already spent half the morning trying to track down Swip-Swap. Did you know that she body swapped Vickie Vale and Bruce Wayne? Vickie keeps trying to break into different departments of Wayne Enterprises. Then while Signal and Red Robin were doing damage control, Swip-Swap switched them too. Bruce Wayne keeps trying to seduce people as Vickie Vale and who knows who else Swip-Swap has switched along the way, so the next words put of your mouth better not be 'we need to get Swip-Swap to put them all back' or ancients help me I will throw you all the way to Pluto."
Ellie doesn't say anything at all which is just as much of an answer.
"You know what? No. You made this mess. You have to track down Swip-Swap and either convince her to put everyone back or soup her so we can deal with her together, but YOU are going to be the one doing the work. I will help track down everyone affected and round them up with Dan's help but that's it."
Ellie nods, "Okay. Sorry Danny."
"No," Danny says, "don't apologize to me. Apologize to Jason and everyone else when you fix this."
Her gaze meets Jason’s then.
"I promise I'll fix it and apologize again."
And she looks so much like a sad baby seal that Jason almost wants to help her.
Almost...
"Kay kid. I'll help Danny round everyone up. You just focus on finding that wacko."
She nods seriously and then proceeds to blind him with a flashing lightshow just like her 'brother'? Apparently she has her own magical girl transformation and she looks a lot like Danny did when he arrived.
She flies off through the nearest building (that's something that Jason is going to save and unpack later).
A crash and clattering accompanied by groaning has both Danny and Jason turning to the mouth of the alley.
Out of the garbage cans and bags bursts...
Well...
Jason.
Or at least his body. It's probably Dan and man does he look pissed off.
"Finally found you chucklefucks. You better have a stellar explanation for this bullshit and a solution. If I have to spend even five more minutes in this rage-drunk body I'm gonna-"
"Woah! Dan, breathe." Danny steps so he's between Dan and Jason. "We found the problem and Ellie is working on the solution now."
Dan's eyes glow green but instead of punching or stabbing Danny, he takes a deep breath and then another.
His now blue eyes (Jason’s blue eyes) meet Jason’s (or technically Dan's?? It's really starting to become confusing).
"It is Jason there, right?" He manages the question in a mostly civil tone.
"Yeah," Jason replies.
"Let me just say, and I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible...Bitch you live like this?!"
There must be something about the sheer indignation Dan's tone, or the fact that he says it in Jason’s voice. Or maybe it's just this whole absolutely batshit day finally getting to Jason and he's snapped.
But instead of responding, Jason bursts out laughing.
"Oh ancients...Danny I think I broke him," Dan stage whispers which only deepens Jason’s laughing fit. It's starting to sound a little hysterical, his laugh cracking around the edges.
"Nah, I'm pretty sure it's like 95% Dani's fault."
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legendofzoodles · 1 year
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The Chain in an Escape Room
Crackpot modern AU version of this post. 
Time helped set this up as a team-building exercise and starts regretting it seconds after the door shuts behind them. He knows most of the solutions and tries to hint at them as a passive observer but lord help him no one listens. Or if they do it’s in the complete opposite way he meant. Trying to keep things together is outside his range of skills, so whatever happens, happens. 
Warriors bragged that a friend of his did it and it was super easy, but doesn’t end up contributing much. In fact he’s the opposite of helpful. He would call the friend who’s completed it for ‘hints’, but would end up having them tell him everything and use that knowledge to mess with the team. Adding red herrings and false clues, drawing attention away from the real solutions and more importantly, wasting time. Don’t worry, the rest eventually catch on and end him, if Time doesn’t put a stop to it first.   
Twilight would be the theorist. He doesn’t actually try anything or do anything practical, he’ll just throw ideas out there based off the most irrelevant stuff and look for a deeper meaning in everything he sees. “Is that painting of a cat playing with string a clue?” “This shelf is missing a ledge could that mean something?” “That mirror has a crack in it...maybe...”
Sky, bless him, will leave helpful notes for the next group of people. He’ll have post-it notes out and ready (just because), so whenever the chain finally makes a breakthrough he’ll jot it down and leave it somewhere not to obvious. He’d also write down little compliments and motivating things like: “You can do it!” and “Almost there!” though it would get confusing when they inevitably backtrack:
Legend: [picking up a post-it note] Guys I found clue!
Note: You look nice today! :)
Legend: [scrunching it up] Dammit Sky!
Legend, will hoard anything and everything he thinks ‘might’ be useful. That random chess piece, that picture frame, maybe those marbles, all vital items. The others will help him break stuff without him even needing to ask. So long as they’re not damaging anything too expensive, Time will allow it. 
Wild will take pictures, selfies and videos of everyone suffering. He wouldn’t help since Time won’t let him cheat or break themselves out, so he’ll just enjoy himself by documenting the chaos for everyone to look back on and cringe. Or maybe he’ll live-stream the whole thing to his 10 followers.
Four will constantly remind people of the time. If they’re taking too long on a puzzle he’ll be literally counting down the seconds insisting they think faster. He won’t take any kind of goofing around because that’s wasting valuable time. When they do eventually figure something out he’ll be the one to lament how easy it was and how it shouldn’t have taken them that long.
Hyrule, the oddball, will try to get into the mind of the creators. Start psychoanalysing them from the word ‘go’, and try to figure out the thought process that went behind the puzzles. He’ll look at suspiciously places objects and clues and think, “That has Time written all over it” or “Yeah I can see him doing that”. When that predictably fails, because he’s terrible at it, he’ll ask Time roundabout questions to try and see into his mind. That doesn’t work either. 
Wind, when he isn’t co-hosting Wild’s livestream, helping Warriors mess with the chain or collecting items for Legend’s hoard, like the tiny gremlin he is, will be opening the nearest window and screaming for help into the street. 
This, to Time’s horror, actually works and a random pedestrian hears the boy and calls the fire brigade thinking they were actually trapped in the building. 
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Thanks for reading!
Masterlist 
Headcanons: Parkour team, Honorary Gorons, How each member of the chain laughs, Flora is Feral, Is Malon Real?
AU Ideas: Midsommar AU, Hyrule centric idea
Short Stories: Smoke Signal (LU Wild x reader), Ancient Masonry (Sky and Wild), Blunt Crown (Wild and Flora)
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🎉Selfship Challenge!!!🎉
Ship your moots with someone they would never ship themselves with, but would make a great match for them
*rolls up sleeves* HOO BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN
idk about the 'great match' part hahahah if i miss you i apologize, these are all just from the top of my head!! also added my anons just because i want to haha
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@haithamuse ⁕ esther x zhongli - she trusted me with her husbnd before so it's only right that trusted her with mine <3
@mixed-kester ⁕ esther x diluc - because i want to see kaeya losing his mind *evil laughter*
@abyssmal-skies ⁕ psy x ayato - look it's a match that'll either work really well or will crash & burn bc i can totally see the power struggle in their relationship between these two and it would be a super interesting sight hahahah
@silkjade ⁕ jade x heizou - listen. fashion icons. two chaotics teasing each other. IT WORKS.
@ansy-tea ⁕ ansy x wanderer - pls take care of the gremlin he's fragile-
@seelestia ⁕ lia x bennett - idk why but i feel like they would be super adorable next to each other. also bennett totally would simp for lia 24/7 bc she's so sweet <3
@thesparklingwriter ⁕ celeste x childe - good luck celeste your peaceful life with zhongli is over, enjoy your feral manchild- /j
@silentmoths ⁕ moth x tighnari - double the sass double the trouble
@the-travelling-witch ⁕ holly x kaeya - who else would be a better candidate to hold the leash of a suspiciously handsome cavalry captain with silver tongue but the infamous local witch??
@ainescribe ⁕ aine x xiao - angst writer + angsty boi. works 100% of the time right? r-right??
@dustofthedailylife ⁕ dust x cyno - i feel like he makes for an amazing lover once he warms up to the relationship. he's one of the greenest flags that has ever greened in genshin <3
@lukerycyja ⁕ luke x pantalone - here's a sugar daddy for u comrade enjoy
@dawndelion-winery ⁕ acco x itto - yes i am aware i'm possibly multiplying the chaos by a hundred. if this is how humanity perishes then so be it. no regrets 🤞🏻
@watatsumiis ⁕ general x tighnari - swapping out the dog boy for the fox boy!
@kurikurikurisu ⁕ kurisu x kaveh - i just want to spite al haitham honestly kaveh is a sensitive and bright lover so i feel like you'd get along <3
@sheepmc ⁕ sheepy x thoma - i have a theory. sheepy needs to be coddled and taken care of so she'll stop trying to assault me with hot zhongli imagines (not that i'm complaining) so here ya go-
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misery x dottore - i am hoping the crazy doctor can cure your sleeping problems hskdjsjd
lycoris x kazuha - sweetheart 1 meets sweetheart 2. i know kazoo will treat you well <3
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dreamologisth2o · 2 years
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Dsmp AU where Dream is just 3 kids (gods) in a trench coat.
DreamXD is the head, the defacto leader of their little group, and decides most of what “Dream”’s personality or goals are like. He’s the oldest of the three and will claim he’s also the smartest. He tends to flip flop on taking this whole “Dream” thing seriously or just deciding to fuck around.
Drista is the arms. She’s the first to point out when there going off script or out of character but also the first one to incite all the chaos. As the most gremlin child of them all, she’s also the youngest, and has occasionally taken over as the head.
NotDream123 is the legs. They are the middle child, and have only ever taken over as the head a couple of times. He tends to be the mediator between the two, and often follows along one fo the others’ plans. As a result, she’s never formed a “real” personality and now greatly regrets it. He is also, unfortunately, the most committed to the bit.
During the disc finale, each time “Dream” died one of the kids died in his place. And everytime it happened Dream would get shorter by 2 feet as a result. The first one was XD, the second one was Drista. ND123 ends up having to build extra long stilts and fake glove hands to keep up appearances. It is very scuffed.
After dying and losing their mortal form, XD and Drista left to do their own thing, leaving ND123 alone and in charge of “Dream”. He is decidedly pissed.
Ranboo is the only one who knows Dream is just three kids in a trench coat. And that’s because he’s often mistaken as four kids in a trench coat and figured it out. The kids bribed Ranboo into silence with silk touch hands.
Schlatt also knew. He found out by seeing what was under Dream’s cloak, and decided he was too drunk to deal with this.
Everyone else is distressingly oblivious to Dream’s whole deal.
During the prison arc, ND123 accidentally kills Tommy with her fake hands. Which the other two found hilarious.
When Q comes in to torture “Dream”, he picks Dream up and ND123 comes tumbling out of the clothing in a thud.
ND123 calls Ranboo for help. Ranboo claims custody over ND123 and wins the court case breaks them out.
ND123 is then dropped off at Techno’s place as an impromptu babysitter. They give him a juice box.
ND123 proceeds to beg Ranboo for help in piloting the “Dream” body/character. “Dream” is now 2 feet taller than he was before, and everyone on the server thinks he’s a shapeshifter.
Techno realizes he almost got bested by three kids in a trench coat.
.....NOT EVEN CLOSE
XD originally wanted to name their persona “Nightmare”. It was vetoed for being too edgy.
XD, Drista, and ND123 had a three day planning session trying to flesh out “Dream” and their response to Wilbur’s L’Manberg revolution. XD tends to go off script when people piss him off tho.
All three are scarily competent fighters, together as Dream or separate as their own person.
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rosethornewrites · 2 years
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Friday & Saturday T & G reading
The usual
Finished
Teen:
table for two, by wordsonpage
It’s Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s ten-year anniversary and Wei Ying is pretty sure he just ruined their celebration with his terrible memory, but lucky for him, he married the best man in the entire world and Lan Zhan has a solution.
Relentless, by nirejseki (17 chapters)
“Why are we even here?” Wen Xu groused.
“Yeah! That’s right! Why are we here?” Wen Chao immediately chimed, very obviously taking his cues from his elder brother – much to the latter’s irritation, judging by his immediate scowl.
Lan Qiren knew that he needed to pick his next words very carefully. With recalcitrant students, a teacher only had a few opportunities to really connect with them. If he allowed them to dismiss him or categorize him as an enemy at this early stage, it would be an incredibly uphill battle to gain enough respect in order to teach them anything, and in this case, given the strength of their background and the fact that this little teaching session was both likely to be short and definitely completely unauthorized, it would quite possibly make it completely impossible to ever get through to them.
“You are here,” Lan Qiren said solemnly, each word slow and thoughtful, “because your father is an ass.”
(a story of kidnapping and falling in love, reluctantly)
time for a dead heat, by Joythea
In a world where omegas aggressively fight off unworthy mates during their heats, Second Prince Lan Wangji is known for being able to fight off several alphas during his heat cycles. Many alphas have tried to vie for his hand in marriage, only to fail. It's his 13th Mating Tournament, and he finally meets a worthy opponent.
Wei Wuxian was just a wandering swordsman who needed some money so he could drink some Emperor’s Smile... Everything changed when he met the most beautiful man he has ever seen in his life after (stupidly) using the palace as a shortcut. If he wants a chance at winning this night guard’s heart, he has to get some money! And he signs up for the tournament, thinking that he could win some money for his troubles. It’s not like he would be able to defeat the amazing Hanguang-jun, right?
Right?
A Room Full of Dead People, by BurningBlueDiamond
“Ehm, Sizhui. We aren't dead, are we?”
“No, we are very much alive, Jingyi”
“Then why are we staring at a room full of dead people?”
“I have no idea”
Or
Jingyi is a walking disaster, Sizhui is a slighly less walking disaster, Wei Ying is a both a mother hen and a snapping master while staying loyal to his gremlin self, Lan Zhan is neither helpful nor apologetic and the Cultivation world from twenty-five years ago is left wondering what the hell just happened
If at first you don't successed (hope that your son and his best friend aren't in the middle of a war), by BurningBlueDiamond (2nd in a series, 2 chapters)
Wei Ying and Lan Zhan's attempts to find Sizhui and Jingyi after they used the prototipe time travel talisman.
Doesn't really make sense without reading "A Room Full of Dead People" first.
The Day Wen Ruohan Became a Psychic, by BurningBlueDiamond (3rd in a series)
The Wens were absent at the Cultivation Conference in Qinghe. But that doesn't mean Wen Ruohan didn't know something was wrong.
OR
Wen Ruohan has a bad day
Doesn't really make sense without reading "A Room Full of Dead People" first.
How Nie Huaisang Learned to Never Skip a Conference, by BurningBlueDiamond (4th in a series)
So, Huaisang hated Conferences, like a lot, the only reason he could stand them was the drama. But, for once in his life, his brother gave him permission to skip the afternoon of a Conference. And, for once in his life (well, maybe way more than once, but shh) he listened... he wished he didn't.
OR
Nie Huaisang missed the hottest gossip of the century and he is understandably pissed
Doesn't really make sense without reading "A Room Full of Dead People" first.
the truth and other regrets, by NocturnalFriend (3rd in a series)
Learning you've been played by the only close person left hurts. Xichen wonders who is left now, other than his regrets and the one who revealed everything.
Continuation of the dark future from the beginning of Sacrifices.
General:
On a night just like this one ..., by DizziDreams
The boys settled in around the fire, with only a small amount of jostling as Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling fought for a spot that, as far as Wei Wuxian could tell, was no better than any of the others. Ouyang Zizhen and Lan Sizhui took a seat on either side of him, the latter folding into lotus pose, appearing as though he intended to meditate.
“Ah ah ah,” Wei Wuxian said and nudged Lan Sizhui with his foot. “No meditating! You can do that on your own time.”
Lan Sizhui didn’t protest, but did tilt his head curiously at him.
“What did you have in mind instead, Wei-qianbei?” Ouyang Zizhen asked.
“Now,” Wei Wuxian announced dramatically, “we tell stories.”
Jin Ling snorted. “Stories? We’re not kids!”
“Yeah,” Lan Jingyi piped up. “A-Ling here hasn’t wet the bed in days!”
“I do not wet the bed!”
“That’s what I said!”
“I was thinking,” Wei Wuxian interrupted, “that I could tell you about the White Wanderer.”
splendor in the heart and glory in love, by LunaChi_KuroShihone (3 chapters)
Lan Wangji was barely seventeen the day he became a god, his eyes burning with molten gold while his gaze never left Lan Xichen's, a silent promise passing between them.
Lan Zhan was barely six when he had sat at the steps of his mother's confinement and had stared silently into the night, heard the whispers of his seniors around him, their sorrowful and hungry gazes. He had been seven when the elders had told him, as it is your elder brother's fate to be sect leader one day, Lan Zhan, so it is your fate to be a sect god.
--
And here is the thing: many cultivators -- most of the Lan sect elders and disciples included -- see it as a great honor, to be made into a god. Wen Ruohan proclaimed himself one, his age and powerful cultivation lending credit to the ruse, but this close to being one himself, Lan Wangji could see that it was not quite true. Could see that he was mortal still, and he'd told Lan Xichen as much, that they had a chance to defeat the sun if only they rallied together.
But the truth is, Lan Wangji didn't see himself as much of a god, and felt no happiness at being turned into one, just as Lan Xichen felt no happiness losing the only brother he's ever had.
orbit, by llover
"Nothing." Wei Ying pauses. "Nothing," he says again, softer this time. "I just wanted to say your name."
Unfinished
Teen:
Sunlight On A Broken Column, by LaivineNinuiel
When minor clans put forth a petition to the Chief Cultivator to deliver the Yiling Laozu to be tried for his continued demonic cultivation activity—with a not-so-friendly postscript to demand verification for Lady Jiang’s resurrection—Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji butt heads over how best to protect Wei Wuxian from such unwanted inquiries.
In which Jiang Yanli’s return ends in a custody war for Wei Wuxian, and in which a home is not always the place where one lives.
This Is Not The Senior Wei We Know!, by SilverBells
"Wait- wait a minute .......did you just say that I look like a cheap rip off of the Yiling Patriarch?"
Lan Jingyi snorted, "Obviously! Not even close! Our Senior Wei definitely was much cooler than you when he was the Yiling Patriarch!!"
Wei Wuxian's eyes flew open, but this time, there was a red haze flowing out from his sharp eyes. They looked like the eyes of a beast about to attack its prey. And as the demonic energy around them began to swirl and awaken, ghostly figures surrounded him and when he spoke, his voice was cold, without a hint of warmth, "Did you just call The Yiling Patriarch, a cheap rip off of himself?"
The Consequences of Accidental Time Travel, by BurningBlueDiamond (5th in a series)
Future Sizhui, Jingyi, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan went back to their time.
How will the Past and Future character react to the new information provided?
OR
The aftermath of "A Room Full of Dead People".
Yeah, this really doesn't make any sense without reading "A Room Full of Dead People" first.
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Okay I was thinking about how the other charathers that Arent the great Seven would react to the NRC students in the house of mouse AU. Like i can Imagine Azul asking Ariel if She wants ti make a deal with him and Ariel Is like "lol no", or the First year see Cruella de vil at One of the tables and they are like "She look so much like Crewel that She's giving us PTSD" or kalim and Aladdin becoming buddies :D.
Well, let me put in some headcannons then:
Word goes around that some of the Great Disney villains come to visit Yuu and everyone gets jealous.
So now whenever Yuu goes to work they always get asked to have them visit their world.
So, Yuu just says, “Meh ok, you guys can visit me whenever just ask one of the Great Seven or go through the mirror in my dressing room-“
And suddenly Yuu gets someone they met from the House of Mouse ever other day. It’s literal chaos and Yuu doesn’t know if they should feel exasperated or flattered.
Anyways, here’s some interactions between the dorms and some Disney Characters:
Heartslybul: Obviously when Alice comes to visit, she comments on how Heartslybul reminds her of the Queen of Hearts’ garden. When Yuu mentions that they paint the roses red, Alice sarcastically asks, “Does the dorm leader behead people who don’t paint the roses?” “...Well, he’s more lenient now but...” “...You’re serious?”
Ace and Alice get along swimmingly, basically quick quips and a lot of teasing. Yuu regrets introducing them to each other because they know the two are going to get into some sort of trouble. Deuce also gets along with Alice, though he can get lost in Alice’s rambles in imagination.
I think Alice would get along with Trey and Cater. I mean, they both give big brother vibes (Trey more than Cater). Trey would give Alice some tarts and Alice is like, “....He’s cool.”
Cater is going to take a bunch of pictures, and Alice is very curious about the device he’s holding (I don’t think phones or the internet existed during Alice’s time so...). Cater ends up teaching Alice about the internet and phones.
Riddle...ohhh noo. Once Alice broke one of the 810 rules and Riddle lightly scolded her for it. Alice thinks most of the rules are ridiculous and while Riddle has toned down on being strict, he’ll quickly get annoyed with Alice questioning the rules. There’s rules for a reason! The dorm was founded on these rules!!
Savannaclaw: It’s Simba, obviously. He’s curious to see the dorm after his...nefarious uncle. It’s much more nicer than he expected, though he’s a little off put by the dorm’s...rowdiness.
But he’s impressed with the Magishift practices they have when Yuu showed them.
He likes Jack, right off the bat. Jack has this sense of justice that he can relate to. I think they would get along pretty well. Oh, and probably how strong and buff Jack is.
Simba is wary of Ruggie, due to him being a hyena beastmen. He has...bad memories of hyenas. His wariness is correct, since Ruggie has tried to swindle Simba and Yuu to do some of his work. Does the relationship get better? Only if Yuu makes them hang out with each other haha.
Leona reminds Simba of Scar...to a certain degree. Lazy, cunning, and has this look where it seems like he could be planning something nefarious...
Ok, maybe not that bad, but Simba is weary of Leona. He kind of expected a character similar to Scar since this is the dorm based on him but...still. It’s really odd. It’s kind of rocky, but if Cheka comes over to visit, well...it could get better.
I mean, Leona does find Cheka annoying and calls him a brat but...Simba can tell there’s no malicious desire towards Cheka, which raises Leona’s “evil people don’t interact” list. That doesn’t mean Leona’s in the clear, but he’s ok.
Octavinelle: Surprise, surprise, it’s Ariel! She comes over, human legs and all. (Don’t worry! She got them from the nicer sorcerers). She wanted to visit Yuu and see how great NRC was! They had fun, and then they went to Mostro Lounge.
Ariel is terrified of the Tweels. They give her this...off putting feeling and they’re very intimidating. She does not trust them at all. She does like how they get up close and how they speak as if she’s some poor soul waiting to be taken advantage over.
That’s also why she does not trust Azul at all. He reminds Ariel of Ursula - especially when he tries making a contract with her. Uh-uh, no way. Never again.
This leads to Ariel dubbing NRC a dangerous place for Yuu to stay at. Why doesn’t Yuu come live with her and her family back at her world? Surely it’s much more safer than here! Why, Melody already sees Yuu as a big sibling so why not just stay at the castle permanently?
Ursula fumes at the thought of her enemy trying to take Yuu away and become their parent. That’s her role, dammit!
Scarabia: Kalim invites Aladdin, actually. It’s the most funniest scenario. Yuu mentioned to Kalim about the street rat that wooed the princess and Kalim says, “:00 WE SHOULD INVITE HIM!!” Jamil sighs and facepalms.
It’s actually going great! Aladdin is kind of shocked at the big party that Kalim threw, but it was a great welcome. He’s shook that Kalim apparently trusted Aladdin enough to show him the treasury room. “It’s open for all of the dorm to use! I don’t need much of it!”
Wasn’t NRC rumored to be a villain’s school??? What is this ball of sunshine doing here???
Actually, the Scarabia duo are good in his eyes. Sure, a little rough around the edges with Kalim being a bit too naive and Jamil being more of a watching snake, but they’re better than what he expected. Aladdin gets along with them pretty well!
And then they go on a carpet ride when Kalim introduces Aladdin to his magic flying carpet.
Yuu and Jamil scream at the two of them to get down as they fly across the night sky.
Pomfiore: oh no. Oh no no no. Snow White visiting Pomfiore is like...Neige visiting.
Vil is cold to Snow White, and she knows why. She’s seen the images that Yuu had of this “Neige Leblanc”. He certainly reminds her of her younger days. Which is why she completely understands why Vil is so standoffish of her.
What she doesn’t expect is Rook singing her praises and also kind of...watching her. It’s low key creepy but Yuu says it’s normal and since he doesn’t mean any harm Snow White lets it slide. They do have a good conversation though. Snow White learns to understand Rook’s...eccentric hobbies.
Epel and Snow White go together like apples and oranges. They go pretty well together, but they have contrasting differences. They could be passed of as siblings with their cute looks, as much as Epel hates to admit it. Though I’d like to think they have this “Soft big sister with a gremlin of a little brother” dynamic. Or “Big sister that is harmless but has a badass little bother” dynamic. Just...a cool sibling dynamic, basically.
Ignihyde: Hercules comes by when he hears that a dorm was based off of Hades. He had to see what it was like. He expected the doom and gloom, but he didn’t expect all the technology.
He and Ortho go along swimmingly. I mean, he’s pretty chill around the more upbeat and cheery dorm member, at least. (Seriously, the others were such buzzkills). He also gets a good impression on Idia when Ortho affectionately talks about his big brother! Wow, so the kids here do have a heart! Unlike Hades-
Ok, so as much as Ortho talks so highly of Idia, Hercules does not see how Ortho does. I mean, Idia is a complete shut in and gloomy recluse! Why do you stick around him?! It isn’t until he speaks his mind about that comment does Ortho turn into a crazy murder machine. (“How DARE you speak of that about my brother!!”) Yuu has to save Hercules and the entire dorm before Ortho blows up the school.
So now Hercules sees how inseparable the two are and how much they care for each other, which yeah, that’s pretty cool. (Is also low key jealous, how come his half brothers weren’t like that?)
Diasomnia: Aurora visits with Maleficent. Both do not share ill will after their stories are completed. They actually do make amends. So Maleficent invited Aurora to see her grandson, and Aurora politely accepts.
They have tea with Malleus, and it is a very pleasant conversation. Aurora gets along well with Malleus, even suggesting maybe she should invite him and Maleficent to her kingdom one day. (Maybe when she gives birth to a beautiful baby. Maleficent liked that)
Lilia is also a fun one to be around! Aurora was so surprised by his scare that she had laughed. Ah, what a funny fae! Why, she hadn’t laughed this hard since...well, never. She likes Lilia and will come by if she needs a good laugh.
Poor Sebek though....he acts all uptight around Aurora because she’s a Queen and also aquatinted with Maleficent...he must be respectful to her at all costs! It takes a long time for Sebek to at least act a little casual around her. Maleficent says it’ll take some time, though Aurora isn’t sure if that time will come on her lifetime...but for the meantime, she is still happy to be around Sebek’s presence and have pleasant conversations with him.
Aurora and Silver...ok, let me say this: they got along during a sleepover. The Diasomnia gang + Maleficent and Aurora had a sleepover in the dorms to “better know each other”. I also think Aurora would feel sympathy for Silver if the conversation of him tending to fall asleep came up. Heavens knows she still has her sleepy spells even after her curse was broken.
Also- wofhenod I just imagine Aurora and Silver walking in the forest together and a bunch of animals surround them. (Yuu finds them and cries when they actually attracted a bunch of adorable puppies (or whatever animal you find cute). Cute, adorable animals that are so gentle with them that they start to cry due to stress from being at NRC (Silver and Aurora look at Yuu with concern and gently start comforting them)
Winfendien Suddenly I want a twin dynamic with Silver and Aurora. Even a sibling dynamic would be cool. Just two sleepy siblings that won’t hesitate to kick your ass.
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dreamsmp-au-ideas · 3 years
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GiH AU
Aight this tag is too filled w/ angsty stuff so imma put down some varying emotions here we go-
~When I saw the whole Phil getting summoned thing, I initially imagined that Phil does have wings, but they're damaged beyond repair. He's been in denial of being depressed because of the injury, even though it's essentially a limb being taken from him. An instinct, a flurry of memories being stolen from him with nothing he can do, but "He doesn't really need them anyways, it's fine, he's fine, don't worry about it. o/" (He's cried. Every night, when no one has to see those tatters and look at him with a glazed, empty pity. The Angel of Death, no longer able to soar. He despises every part about it.) Then the Gremlins show him brooms. Slowly but surely, it dawns on him - he can fly again. He can fly he can fly he can FLY HE CAN- oh stars he's crying isn't he. Madam Hooch was confused when the Gremlins brought Phil out to the field, begging to give 'Dadza' lessons, but wholly understood when she heard the howl of pure elation that ripped from Phil's voice as he shot to the clouds. Nobody saw him come down until he'd almost passed out from exhaustion. After that, he began carrying a broom with him everywhere, at all times. (I imagine he has it slung across his back for easy access.) He's never been more proud of the Gremlins, nor has he ever been so grateful for the one life he's been given.
~When Purpled is finally found, the Gremlins essentially have watch duty on him while he's recovering in the sick bay. None of them trust anyone to keep an eye on him anymore. He's not being taken from them again. This ends up with a lot of bonding moments, because they all accidentally start having theropay sessions with each other. Also there are many hugs. Also also this is when Tommy first does his "I'm-holding-your-face-to-show-affection" thing to Purpled. Tears.
~Based off of the headcanon that Phil has a bunch of crows following him around (his chat lol), when someone *cough cough u%bridge cough cough* pisses him off, the Crows just start getting fricken pissed. They're just so absolutely livid, they cover everything and where did the sun go. You don't anger Dadza's kind-of-children and expect no consequences. Meaning say goodbye to all your shiny stuff. And I mean all of it. Nothing for you haha :>
~I've developed a scenario in my head where the Gremlins are just walking through Hogwarts, being the chaotic little turds they are, when all of a sudden there's Dream. Just standing in the hallway. (At this point they all know he's with either the Ministry or the Deatheaters.) Of course, they all panic, making Dream notice their presence. Then, he starts levitating. Just hanging there, a foot off the ground. Everyone is freaking out even more because wtf he can fly now, but Tommy just gets a suspicious look on his face, staying completely still. He hasn't yet realized how absolutely screwed he is. 'Dream' begins to float towards them. It was at this moment that Tommy realized oh bloody h3ll that isn't Dream. It's so much worse. As Tommy runs for his life, begging a Drista in full pursuit to spare him, everyone laughs their butts off at Tommy's expense. (Imagine this but the Chaos Children)
~I really want the Technosisters to be included in here somewhere but I don't know what to do hepl
~HC! that Mumza has 2 forms: classic Grim Reaper type thing, and Kristin. So when we first see her again, it's just...
Phil: THAT'S MY WIFE! :D
Everyone: sir that is literally Death™️
Mumza, taking Moldywart's pathetic excuse of a soul: Hi Honey! :D
Everyone: excuse me what
~I realize that the Gremlins would probably compare witches to Minecraft witches, and be really confused when none of the females would try to kill them on sight. That would be a trainwreck to get used to in first year.
{Yeah that's all I got sorry for the braindump except I'm not really sorry I do regret the length though oh my gosh why is it so long okay bye}
-🦥 (if taken I'm good with 🔷)
Yes. Yes. YES!
Give all the fluff because god. This au is angsty after we peel away the crack layers. My god.
We have Phil just flying again, we have comfort, we have Drista, we have Phil's chat being little shits, and we have Mumza content! We have so much and it's hilarious and it's fluffy and god.
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spacedace · 1 year
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@proshipper-on-ship​ thank you for the Dick & Dan idea you added to my other post, please enjoy some of the fall out your comment resulted in haha
“So,” Bruce tried, looking hesitantly pleased at the surprisingly light atmosphere around the table. “Anything new and exciting going on with anyone?”
There was a smattering of answers from around the table. Jason didn’t offer anything - which wasn’t surprising, that he was even there and largely not starting a fight was more than enough as far as Dick was concerned - but with some ribbing from Steph, Tim eventually admitted to finally asking that boy he’d been interested in out. Dick joined in on teasing his little brother - and even Jay gave, for him, some gentle ribbing over finally getting the balls to do something, eh Timberland? - while very carefully avoiding mentioning his own sorta-kinda thing with Dan in Bludhaven. He’d deal with his siblings making him miserable and embarrassed over it all when he actually scored a date with him thanks very much.
Things were going good.
And then Damian cleared his throat, looking imperious and uninterested at the same time as he waited for everyone to turn to look at him.
“I have an announcement on an alteration to my personal life.” He declared, chin up and looking like he was already over this whole family-bonding-time thing, which was fair. Damian had gotten better over the years, but he was still not exactly the cute and cuddly little brother. Dick still had the scar from the last time he tried to hug Dami without warning a year ago and got stabbed for the effort. Still, he was sharing, willingly even! That’s progress!
At the head of the table Bruce tilted his head, looking as cautiously hopeful as Dick felt over the youngest Wayne actually offering to share something personal. “Have you decided on what college you want to go to then?”
“No.” Dami dismissed easily, without more than a glance in Bruce’s direction. “Night and I have decided to take some time to travel before continuing any further schooling.”
Huh, honestly, Dick was kinda surprised. With how much of a perfectionist Dami was, he’d thought he’d throw himself into college with the same ferocious, competitive drive he did everything else. But then again, if Elle Nightingale was going to be taking a gap year or two, it wasn’t as if it was that much of a surprise that Dami would go and join her.
The two gremlins had been practically inseparable since they were twelve and discovered a shared love of stabbing people and adopting every animal they see. If Dami’s best friend was going to go gallivanting across the world like she always dreamed of doing, Dick couldn’t actually be that  surprised that Dami would be going with her.
Dick took a sip of his drink as Dami opened his mouth to continue with what was probably going to be to most people the world’s most harrowing game of “how many incredibly dangerous animals can we see before we end up dead on our gap year” that the two demons were undoubtedly planning.
He regretted taking that sip almost immediately as Damian said, “Night and I took our marital vows yesterday. She sends her regrets that she was unable to join us for family dinner tonight.”
Predictably, the room broke out into utter chaos.
Dick choked on his drink, spraying across the table and splattering Babs with a shower of wine. She didn’t even seem to notice, dropping her own glass as she snapped her head over to stare at Damian, the sound of breaking glass and a deep red stain pooling across the table following as she did. At the end of the table, Jay made a noise like a dying goose as the samosa he’d just popped in his mouth threatened to kill him. Cass, perhaps the most outwardly calm at the proclamation, only stared with wide eyes at her younger brother as she hit Jason on the back in an attempt to make sure he didn’t die.
Dick could practically hear the old shrieking AOL dial up noise that was Tim’s brain attempting to process what his little brother had just said, while sitting next to him Steph gave a small shriek of you what? Duke’s head was on a swivel, eyes darting from Damian, to another family member, to Damian and back again as if unsure who to even look at in the moment.
Bruce just…stared, frozen in place, face caught in the most open look of shock Dick thinks the man has ever shown in his life.
---
Damian sniffed and cast a caustic look towards - of all people - Jason, “Unlike some people, I share my good news with the family in a timely manner.”
Jay sputtered, “You know what, fuck you! Fine, you want me to share the news?” Jay snapped his head towards the rest of them. “Jazz is pregnant, baby is due next month on the sixth. Baby shower’s next weekend at Robinson Park, show up or don’t, I really don’t give a fuck.”
Or maybe he was just going to try to kill them with a heart attack.
“What the fuck?!”
“Language!”
“Who the fuck is Jazz?!”
“Language!”
“Night’s elder sister and guardian, Drake, keep up. You should know this, you’re dating her brother.”
“I’m what?”
“And Grayson is having flirtations with her other brother.”
“Dan is Elle’s older brother? Wait - how do you know about that?”
“Todd and I are in the Nightingale family group chat. We have endured far too much waxing poet about your posterior over the past months.”
“Why do they all have variations of the same name? Who gives all their children the same name?”
“He likes my ass?”
“Oh my god, bigger picture Dick, focus.”
“Seriously, do they all have the same name outside of the older sister? I feel like we need to acknowledge they all have the same name.”
“Can we go back to the fact that Damian got married? To Elle? Yesterday? How did you even do that without anyone knowing?
“Dr. Nightingale is a notary.”
“...Dr. Nightingale as in the woman Bruce is investigating Dr. Nightingale?”
“Okay but the name thing? Please tell me you’re not naming the baby some variation of the name Daniel.”
“If the gremlins get their way it will be. Do you know how many lists we’ve made that they keep sabotaging?”
“So you have Dan’s number? Could you give it to me?”
“Jesus Christ, Dick I’m begging you.”
“Why did you guys even get married?”
“For the diplomatic immunity.”
“You don’t have diplomatic immunity.”
“I do now.”
“What does that mean?”
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dameronology · 3 years
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dance with somebody {din djarin x reader}
summary: din djarin doesn’t dance - but for you, he’ll try
warnings: swearing 
this is just short, domestic fluff because it’s late and i’m tired and i want a hug from din djarin. enjoy!!
- jazz
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Din Djarin knew when you got an idea in your head.
You got this...look. Or maybe it wasn’t so much a look, as it was a smirk. Lips tilted upwards, head slightly angled with a look of adoration in your eyes -- at him, at the kid, at the little life you’d managed to find on the Crest amongst the chaos of everything else.
Tonight was slow; just you, him and Grogu. The latter was passed out in his crib, the pod shut as he snored quietly. It would have been cute if the tiny womprat hadn’t been keeping you awake for four days straight. Every time you’d fallen asleep, he’d open his mouth and serenade you with the harmonious sounds of his cries, clearly offended that you were doing something other than giving him attention. You understood that. There had been times when you had felt like screaming to the heavens in an attempt to vie for the Mandalorian’s affections. Tonight, luckily, wasn’t one of those times.
You were both sat on the floor of the Crest; Din was leant against the wall with you perched beside him, legs strewn over his. He had one hand resting on your thigh and the other holding a book open -- that had been a surprise to see. He didn’t seem like the type to own books. Or even know what a book was. Aside from the time he’d spent forty minutes digging out the Crest’s manual, you’d never seen him with one in his life. Now, however, he’d opted to try and read a murder mystery that you’d brought months ago. It was funny, because half of the gory stuff in the story was like probably just a Wednesday for him.
He could feel you staring at him, a hazy smile on your face. It was rare you got to see him without the helmet on for such a long time, and even when you did, you still liked to gaze at him with heart eyes. How could you not? You’d fallen in love with him for who he was, but you couldn’t deny that he was fucking pretty. That one had worked out in your favour.
Din slowly turned his head to face you, and that’s when he saw the look. The I have an idea and I’m not forgetting about it ever look. It was the same one you’d had when you suggested keeping Grogu, and...in pretty much every situation that Din had tried to initially refute, only to bend to your will and end up later regretting it. Not so much regretting agreeing to do things for you or with you, but more regretting his inability to deny you of anything, ever. He had only one weakness and it was you.
‘What now?’
You thinned your eyes at him. ‘Hmm?’
‘I know that look.’ He gave your leg a squeeze, putting the book down. ‘Just cut to the chase and tell me.’
‘D’you know how to dance?’
He did a double take. ‘Dance?’
‘Yeah. Like when you move to music-’
‘- I know what it is.’ Din cut you off, trying to fight back a slight smile. ‘Not my thing.’
‘It’s not my thing either.’ You replied.
‘Good.’ Another squeeze to the leg. 
He knew you weren’t going to let it go. Din was wiser than that, so why he went back to reading his book was beyond him, because you clearly weren’t finished with whatever plan your brain was formulating. He tried not to think too much of it when you stood up, making your way across the room to a decades-old speaker that was built into the wall. It had come with the ship, but Din only ever used it to play white noise for your Foster Gremlin when the ship was noisy. 
He glanced over at you, bent down in front of the radio as you fiddled with the tuning on the side. A moment later, a crackly sound came out - it was gentle and soft, like the sort of music they played in expensive restaurants and fancy hotels. As you could probably imagine, neither of those were things he had much experience with. The cantinas that you both frequented played more upbeat and catchy tunes. 
‘Stand up.’ You moved to stand in front of him, sticking your hand out.
‘I’m reading.’
‘Din.’ You pouted. ‘Please?’
He grumbled, tossing the book aside and lacing his fingers in yours. Your attempts to pull him up were a little haphazard, especially when you almost toppled over as he stood up, but he easily caught you, one hand on your waist and one on your arm. You stayed like that for a moment, before you wrapped your arms around his sides, trying to drag him to the center of the hull.
‘What are you doing?’ 
‘You need to just...move side to side.’ You tried to demonstrate the movements, but it only earned a chortle from the bounty hunter. Perhaps it was for the best that you hadn’t pursued being a dance teacher as a career route.
‘I’m not dancing.’
‘This isn’t dancing!’ You insisted. ‘It’s just swaying to some music.’
‘That is dancing, cyar’ika.’ He peered down at you, brown eyes barely wavering as you scowled. 
‘Okay, maybe it is.’ You grumbled. ‘But just try, please?’
‘Fine.’ He bit his lip, before pulling you closer. ‘But only for you.’
That was the driving force behind most of what he did: you. Whether it was hunting down dangerous bounties to make the galaxy safer for you and the kid, or putting money aside for whatever future you had, he always had you in mind. Din had no idea where your lives were going, or even where you would end up -- he knew only that it would be together. He didn’t care if it stayed this way forever, just you and him on the Crest, or if you were destined to settle down in the suburbs of a far away planet. He had everything he needed, and anything else was just a bonus. 
You grinned, wrapping your arms around his neck with a soft kiss to the jaw. He followed your lead, letting you move him about the small space. There was no technique to it -- it was just a little bit of swaying, and a little bit of dragging him side to side. It was easy to get lost in his presence, especially when he had all his usual barriers down. There was no armour, no helmet. Right now, he wasn’t the Mandalorian. He was Din Djarin, and he was holding onto you tightly. He smelt faintly of blaster fire and caff (typical) and his breath was soft against your neck, all things that were worlds away from the scary persona that he usually put on. 
At some point, Din felt himself getting just as lost in you, pulling you closer as you gently moved about and tightening his grip on you. He buried his head in your shoulder, letting out a small sigh of content. It was something he did every so often, usually when you were drifting off to sleep or lazily laying together in the morning. Most the time, he didn’t even realise he was doing it, and you never pointed it out. That didn’t mean that it didn’t make your heart scream, but it was something you kept to yourself. You knew how much it took for him to show vulnerability, even to you. To everyone else, the only emotions he had were confused helmet tilt and sigh.  
‘Maybe this isn’t so bad.’ Din murmured, voice slightly muffled by your shoulder. 
You chuckled slightly. ‘Yeah?’
He raised his head to give you a soft smile. ‘Yeah.’
‘I love you.’ You softly smiled. 
‘I love you too.’ Din leant down to brush his lips against yours, hands gripping your waist as he held you there for a second. 
‘Is that the only reason you agreed to do this?’ You teased.
‘It’s the only reason I ever agree to do anything.’ 
tags: @mudhornchronicles​ @engineeredfiction​
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blossom-hwa · 3 years
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Could I request . . . best friend!chan + boys' night out, some platonic banter and wholesome drunk escapades?
Okay ngl Javi I have never gotten drunk or anything so like.... I’m so sorry I don’t know how to write this smdkgshg but I wanted to write platonic banter and I started this like texting series in my last drabble game so.... I kinda continued it here but with a reader too?? I hope that’s okay I’m so sorry kjfskdjhguh
(Read the original text aus here: danceracha | 3racha | vocalracha | the boyz | both groups aka a nightmare)
Stray Kids drabble game: send me a Stray Kids member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!
~
Title: Cafe Shenanigans 2: Electric Boogaloo
Pairing: none (all platonic), reader is gender neutral
Word count: 1.3k
Triggers: cursing
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quick clarification:
better than tony: chan
chingban: changbin
gremlin: jisung
y/n/wow: y/n
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better than tony: we have a new worker joining today please for the love of god do Not scare them off
better than tony has added y/n to the group chat!
y/n: chan why is this your nickname
chingban: and why did you talk about a new worker all serious n shit we literally know y/n
gremlin: probably better than we know chan tbh
y/n: what’s my favorite color
chingban: ...
gremlin: ...
y/n: that’s what I thought
better than tony: I'm regretting everything rn 
chingban: ???? nothing has happened ????????
better than tony: something is going to happen I know it is
better than tony: it’s only a matter of time
y/n: chan you still haven’t answered my question
y/n: why is this your nickname
better than tony: I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
gremlin: I'm gonna do it
chingban: I'm torn between wanting to cease existence
chingban: and wanting to see chan melt into the ground out of embarrassment
better than tony: I swear to fucking god you assholes IF YOU DO IT
gremlin: [ sent 1 audio attachment wow.mp3 ]
y/n: oh my what’s this ??
better than tony: y/n go to work
y/n: I'm taking my break now <3
better than tony: I'm revoking best friend privileges
y/n: that’s fine I can make two whole other best friends right here 
gremlin: :D
chingban: :D
better than tony: I knew this was a mistake
y/n: I think my twenty minute break is long enough to listen to a three minute song! 
y/n: bye whores
better than tony: jisung say your prayers
gremlin: I'm willing to take one for the team
gremlin: it was only a matter of time before they found out anyway
chingban: you can’t argue with that
better than tony: I’D STILL RATHER KEEP IT UNDER FUCKING WRAPS
gremlin: are those choking noises from the back
better than tony: this was a mistake this was a mistake this was a fucking mistake
chingban: dw I'll go check on them
chingban: make sure y/n isn’t dead on their first day on the job
better than tony: I honestly hope they choke
chingban: update all is well
better than tony: damn
gremlin: that?? is??? your???? best????? friend??????
better than tony: not anymore
better than tony: anyone who knows about wow must be put to death
chingban: so our entire friend group should be put to death?????
better than tony: are you arguing with that
gremlin: you know what I can’t argue
gremlin: I'm surprised the fbi hasn’t shot us down yet
y/n has changed their name to wow!
better than tony: ok you know what fuck you
wow: what the fuck are you doing to get the fbi to shoot you down
gremlin: IT’S ALIVE
better than tony: unfortunately
wow: it ??????????????????????????????????
chingban: idk about them but I've never done anything that merits being shot down yb the fbi
gremlin: wow is an offense punishable by death
chingban: I agree it’s an offense but death ???????
better than tony: stop texting and go back to work I'm tired of you all
wow: I'm still on my break
better than tony: everyone except y/n stop texting and go back to work
chingban: the favoritism is real
better than tony: y/n is my best friend suck it up
gremlin: I thought you disowned them from that position ???
better than tony: unfortunately they’re still more tolerable than you two combined
wow: I'm still reeling over being called ‘it’
wow: bitch ass han jisung you think I'm Frankenstein’s monster or some shit? or the clown from that movie???
gremlin: do you want me to answer that question
wow: say your prayers
chingban: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
better than tony: I regret everything
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wow: hey I didn’t know hyunjin/minho/Felix worked at the build a bear at this mall
chingban: literally where have you been
chingban: they’ve been there for at least six months
gremlin: why is only felix’s name capitalized
wow: 1. bitch do you think I come to the mall to go to build a bear?
wow: 2. autocorrect
wow: wow jisung your autocorrect is shit if it isn’t capitalizing Felix
gremlin: what do you come to the mall for
gremlin: also what of it
wow: to bother chan
wow: and mooch off the wifi because the connection at home is shit
wow: oh and work now ig
better than tony: nice to see your priorities
wow: <3
wow: actually jisung. don’t tell me you fucking actually go back and make Felix uncapitalized 
gremlin: caught
gremlin: and wait till they find out where seungmin/jeongin work at 
chingban: what the fuck why wouldn’t you just let autocorrect do its shit
better than tony: he’s jisung do you really need another reason
chingban: fair enough
gremlin: fair enough
wow: also I've known where the fuck seungmin/jeongin work I used to work at the tutoring center too dumbasses
better than tony: isn’t the pay better there? I still don’t know why you quit
wow: if you mean better by like fifty cents then yeah
gremlin: I-
chingban: I thought tutoring would pay a lot more than working at a shitty cafe???????????????????????????????
wow: yeah that’s what I thought too
wow: and then I found out how much chan was getting paid and I was like what the fuck I'd have so much fun working here even with slightly lower pay 
wow: so I quit
gremlin: respect
wow: wasn’t a hard decision
wow: the kids are horrible
better than tony: I thought you liked some of them
wow: “some” is the key word
chingban: ouch
wow: at least I get to fuck around here without getting in too much trouble
better than tony: isn’t sangyeon chill??
wow: Ella isn’t
gremlin: oh I've heard horror stories from seungin
wow: they’re all true
wow: honestly wish you’d burned down the tutoring center when you set fire to the refrigerator jisung
better than tony: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
chingban: more like who DOESN’T know about that
wow: seungmin sent me pics
better than tony: betrayed by my own children
wow: he’s more my child than yours and you know it
chingban: does that mean y/n and chan are our parents????
wow: no
better than tony: no
gremlin: oh my god I have more parents now !!!!!
wow: suddenly I feel Regret
better than tony: welcome to my world
gremlin: I'll set fire to the refrigerator again if you don’t say you’re my parents
better than tony: isn't this how you bribed Jacob into giving you hugs instead of giving me hugs
wow: Jacob?
chingban: other worker along with chanhee they’re on vacation for the week
wow: o
better than tony: also please don't set fire to the refrigerator
better than tony: or even try to
gremlin: have my conditions been met
wow: fucking gremlin bitch ass child
wow: fine I'm one of your parents
gremlin: 1/2
better than tony: fine
gremlin: 2/2 :D
wow: let the record say I only ever wanted seungmin and jeongin
wow: and Felix
gremlin: ouch
chingban: ouch
wow: you force me to be your parent you suffer the consequences
better than tony: Felix is MY SON
wow: SO YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS ARE AUSTRALIAN YOU HAVE AN AUTOMATIC BOND? SUCK MY DICK CHAN
better than tony: I’LL FIGHT YOU
wow: SQUARE UP OLD MAN
chingban: jisung did you predict this
gremlin: in reality no but for the clout yes
chingban: ...
gremlin: I am Agent of Chaos(TM)
chingban: that I can see
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shadysanity · 3 years
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Alright, so I like the idea of JUST sableye in the group with the LU boys since it's really all that's needed but consider this. What if Hylia was like you guys need to be more responsible and sends them all a pokemon to watch over. Sadly it didn't help.
I chose all but two of these based on them not being able to evolve. We don't want the pokemon showing up the boys. If allowing evolution then I guess Hylia decided they needed more help. Digimon could be used instead of pokemon but I like the idea of a goddess just dumping some small monsters into their lives and they have no clue what they are or if they're dangerous. I still like the idea of just sableye though. Sableye on a table while the camp is on fire and they're holding Legend's fire rod that they stole and is screeching like the gremlin they are. But I was bored and threw this together. I did all the LU Links with male pronouns as JoJo has not stated anything otherwise. I also feel each individual has their own headcanon for them so I leave you all to replace in your mind as you desire.
Sky:
• Slakoth cause naps are awesome. Plus Sky with basically a baby sloth so yea.
• Rufflet is a precious little thing. They will peck anyone who tries to wake Sky up.
• Fletchling. More birbs for Sky. More disgruntled pecking.
• Sobble because they don't even need the chemicals from their tears to make Sky cry too.
• Rookidee IF allowing evolution because Sky on the back of a Corviknight would be cool beyond words.
Four:
• Sableye cause they remind me a bit of Shadow. They're a gremlin and Four just needs some gremlin to unwind and stop being so serious.
• Gulpin cause they're a squishy ball and I'd laugh if they tried to eat Four's shield.
• Joltik. Sure laugh at their size but you'll regret it. Can also be a mount for Four when minish sized.
• Honedge. Four grabs them by accident. "If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely." They fail to take Four's life energy and instead they now have a mental link with him/them.
Time:
• Hoothoot but that's awfully cliche
• Spinarak or Dewspider for the lols
• Rowlet cause grass = forest + owl. I need to be more creative.
• Ditto could be a possibility as a play off of his transformation masks
• Duskull due to that skull on their face reminding me of a mask and the ghost hunter in OoT.
Twilight:
• Litten because Twilight and kittens.
• Rockruff. A pup for the pup.
• Salandit cause they creep everyone out besides Twilight. Twilight loves the little thing. Super nice to him but gives others creepy looks when Twilight's back is turned. Acts innocent even though they set Legend's bedroll on fire.
• Sobble because Twilight is such a mother cucco.
• Wooloo or gogoat. He loves them the moment he sets eyes on them.
Wind:
• Wingull but that's pretty dang cliche
• Buizel because high energy and can swim
• Oshawott seems like a good fit personality wise
• Totodile because they're silly
Legend:
• Scorbunny because firerod = fire pokemon but the bunny part is really overdone and cliche
• Wingull cause Marin but super mega ultra cliche
• Magikarp for the lols. Everyone's pokemon is great and his is...-They tease him something awful. But one day they'll see, they'll all see!! They'll be a beast. The only one allowed to evolve in the group. Legend will have to stop Wild from cooking them.
• Delibird that has a hording problem but likes to give him gifts to cheer him up.
• Pachirisu...they laughed. They said they were adorable. They didnt know. They had no idea that pachirisu was secretly evil. They have such a vengeful streak. Legend had no idea he would be so proud of a squirrel but the utter chaos they caused to Warriors made him smile and he just can't seem to stop.
• Jigglypuff is full of salt and Legend can relate.
Hyrule:
• Paras. Hear me out ok? Paras is helping Hyrule gather ingredients for food but they both have zero idea what's good. Little paras offering Hyrule a mushroom or flower with their two claws holding it up and just gah!
• Scraggy cause they're clumsy and it would be adorable next to Hyrule.
• Fennekin cause they grow up as a witch like pokemon? Yea I got nothing.
• Flabebe likes to relax in Hyrule's hair.
• Comfey cause they either hang their self around Hyrule's neck when feeling lazy or sits in his hair when scared?
Warriors:
• Galarian meowth because y'all are uncultured swine
• Growlithe cause firerod = growlithe and just loyalty in general
• Eevee cause they have so many evolutions and that reminds me of all the worlds Warriors was exposed to. I dunno. Maybe a smug little eevee.
• Purrloin cause she's a diva. She would be his precious princess. Zelda who? (I know Zelda is a queen but it's still funny to me).
Wild:
• Kantonian farfetch'd cause Wild would totally use a leek as a weapon and farfetch'd has a leak so clearly they're a creative weapon user.
• Munchlax cause they would just love eating Wild's meals. Wild would find himself missing food from his slate each morning. Wait are those apple cores next to him? Maybe he sleep eats. The others won't tell him what's actually happening because it's too funny.
• Totodile for chaotic energy
• Pichu because I love pichu and why not
• Spheal as they could join him when he shield surfs
• Grookey for the chaotic monkey energy
• Impidimp is a gremlin and has SO much chaotic energy.
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