#overheard quotes

[overheardghouls]

yet another reminder about this tour moment

[munchymunchkin]

[textsfromtheavengers]

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

Quotes heard at my university:

"In my youth, I was a fish kid"

[crackquoteoftheday]

"Yes, Eleanor, I live twenty feet away from the Lesbian Promised Land, and yes, Eleanor, I have not slept with the Lesbian Promised Land. Happy?"

[rosewind2007]

Overheard in a graveyard…

This is where someone who died put their body when they’d finished with it—they didn’t need it any more

[cookie-nom-nom]

long telomeres don’t protect you from getting shot

[panic-thatisall]

"the way he moves like a soulless demonic entity from the darkest pits of hell is so babygirl coded"

please guess who they are talking about here. I wanna know what energy caused this comment.

[undergraduate-uncensored]

Who invented money? That was a mistake.

- American History Professor

[ob-livy-ous]

Overheard comment:

“It’s really hard to get time off when you’re working for the man”

[scotianostra]

 A Discussion thread for your enjoyment on Reddit, my favourite (so far) is

A few years ago in a cafe during the Festival I overheard a table of Americans, and one of them explaining very matter-of-factly that the original castle crumbled a long time ago, and they rebuild a replica every year for the Fringe.

It’s not all about Americans by the way! 

[overheardghouls]

aether: why is dew upset?

rain: he took a quiz called "which member of Ghost am i?"

aether: so who'd he get..?

swiss, from the other room: me

[treesareppltoo]

an actual discussion i overheard in my school’s bathroom once:

“if i had a penis i’d impregnate everyone and their mother”

“you can’t say that in public, sarah”

[textsfromtheavengers]

[killerbees-hehe]

Witnessed this today

College student: Where’s the library at?

Professor: At Harvard, we never end a sentence with a preposition.

College student: Oh ok. Where’s the library at, bitch?

[fantastictrashpolice]

I just overheard someone say "Lay me face down in my coffin so I can see where I'm going" and it was raw as FUCK.