#ovia lorelei

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Texting My Friend, And This Is What The Conversation Turns Into #2 (Featuring Friend #2)

  So uh, I was texting my friend about the new school year, and, let’s just say we’re both going to be in the same conspiracy theory class, and this is what happened:

Context: We’re Talking About A Bermuda Triangle Theory

Me: Although, I’ve done research, and there are several more logical explanations for it...but according to scenarios I’ve read, the wormhole theory checks out......SCREW YOU, REALISTIC THEORIES

Friend #2: YES. LETS THROW LOGIC OUT THE WINDOW!

-Queue The Part Where The Conversation Gets Weird-

Friend #2: *Logan gives a very concerned look*

Me: Logan: Please don’t throw me out the window

(More Context: My Friend and I have created our own sides, her logical one being named Loralei, and mine being named Ovia)

Me: Ovia: I would like to commit defenestration though

(defenestration is when you throw yourself, or someone else out of a window)

Friend #2: Lorelei: Me first though

Me: (Also, don’t ask how I know what defenestration is 😂)

Friend #2: *Gives side stare* Alright then

And that was our weird conversation.