#owie ouchie

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

lark oak btw

listening now and you are MEAN!!!! you’re correct but MEAN!!! what the FUCK!!!!!

[lyriumsings]

just finished fleabag while i was cooking and that shit broke my fucking heart lol

[horrid-mothlegs]

Undergoing a Klingon test of strength (doing squats after my t shot)

[joshkiszkatoothgap]

thinking about danny when he first wakes up in the mornings. messy hair and voice thick with sleep. draping his arm over you and pulling you tight against him for just “5 more minutes.”

[ballistic-lipstick-dream-machine]

i read a little over half of definitely last night and the section on steve was full of such pain from the rest of the guys that i—

[just-a-turtleduck]

ohhh uterus we're really in for it now

[quietmarie]

Today's lesson: Don't handle concentrated lemon juice with open wounds on your fingers!

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[flowerboy-barista]

For anyone wondering, I cleaned my entire apartment in a frenzy yesterday, and now I am a husk of my former self.

[twiggybeing]

I burnt one of my fingers in my moka pot this morning:(

[crabert-rabert]

lime induced carpal tunnel

[catocappuccino]

Silly-beings

[crowtatoes]

me, a fool: "sure i'm a little hungry but i just need to do this one thing then i will go get my snack"

me, 30 minutes later, standing up and receiving every single status condition at once:

[stabbyfoxandrew]

🕊️ WIP Wednesday (4/24) 🕊️

I've just crawled out of the depression pit only to be hit dead on with the damn werewolf curse. :/ So... Let's be chill this week. I might take extra later on, but for now one each please. Choose wisely! ;)

1. Vampire Andrew AU 2. Guardian Angel Neil AU 3. Mafia Front Restaurant AU 4. Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU *click the links for masterposts for each au!

Here’s some Angel Neil (Part 170):

"This whole thing wouldn’t have happened if I weren’t…” Neil trails off and he starts to chew on his thumb. 

Andrew gives him a look. "If you weren’t...?”

“Here.” Neil says, then he looks unbelievably sad.

"What are you saying?"

"I'm saying that maybe I should go back to watching you from a distance like I’m supposed to.”

Panic catches Andrew's heart with both hands and for a horrible moment, he forgets how to breathe. Neil can’t leave him. He can’t.

“No. Stay here with me.” Andrew insists, cutting off whatever Neil is trying to say. The angel startles slightly at the urgency of Andrew’s words, then looks over at him. He seemingly stares straight through to Andrew’s soul with those damn eyes of his. And, for a few terrifying seconds, Andrew’s afraid he’ll disappear. Just like his knife. 

But finally, Neil opens his mouth.

[justsomerandomgay]

ouchie

[euporie-art]

hey best friend do you like my hypothesis

version with less effects under the break

[turpotypo]

like eight or nine years of following these guys's careers and supporting them and what do I receive ..... a paywalled streaming service .......