#packing coffee

[aster-draws]

Identity shenanigans are a hallmark of all superhero fanfictions and i will never get tired of writing them.

This is from chapter 19 of my fic Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) which is like 100k (so far) of Tim and Danny being idiots like this please go read it it's a labor of love.

just the painted bit below the cut :) if you want it

[stevebabey]

"Alright, here we go!" The bartender announces, leaning up to place the drinks on the bar.

"That's one whiskey, neat—" He says, sliding the lowball cocktail glass with amber liquid in front of Eddie.

"—And one Whammin' Slammin' Booty-Bangin' Pina Colada."

He places the extravagant cocktail in front of Steve. It's decorated to the nines with a straw, an umbrella, a piece of pineapple, and a little bit of tinsel on a toothpick. A whole party decoration in a drink.

"You guys have a good night." The bartender says warmly, already moving down the bar to tend to other customers.

Eddie stares down at the whiskey in the glass before him and pouts a little. Beside him and watching his boyfriend closely, Steve rolls his eyes.

"Oh, quit being dramatic," Steve says, sliding the cocktail across the bar so it's in front of Eddie, who had ordered it. He steals the glass of whiskey back at the same time.

"It happens every time."

"It happens most times."

"That isn't much better!" Eddie protests, even as he leans down and takes a long sip from the straw while they both get to their feet and leave the bar. Steve's hunting for a table they can snag, his eyes narrowed in focus. Eddie follows him blindly, his cocktail cupped in both hands.

"I'm serious, Steve! What is it about this adorable face—" He says, gesturing to himself, barely letting go of the straw to talk. It doesn't seem to faze him that Steve doesn't even glance back. "—Says I don't want to enjoy a Whammin' Bammin' Big Booty Colada?"

Steve comes to a stop, pausing his search for a moment to look back at Eddie. His expression seems unimpressed on the surface but Eddie can see his lips twitching up at the corners.

"We've had this conversation too many times, babe." He sighs halfheartedly and takes a quick sip of his own whiskey, eyes casting back out across the bar. "You have scary dog energy, you know this. You specifically dress like this on purpose."

Eddie picks up the pineapple wedged on the edge of his glass and bites into it, sending it down with another sip of his cocktail as Steve leads them further into the back of the bar. He finally spots a spare empty table.

"C'mon, I think I found one." Steve urges, one hand snaking back to make sure Eddie's following.

"Is it a crime to wish to not fall victim to stereotypes?" Eddie prattles on, following Steve duly by slipping his hand into Steve's outstretched one. His cocktail wobbles precariously as he takes another gulp.

"Like when that waitress gave me your awful black coffee! And you got my delicious delicacy that I paid extra hard-earned money for..."

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i like to think that when steve and eddie go out, people always lean into their assumptions and are like hmm ok preppy boy with the polo? oh he gets the fruity cocktail! and eddie is always like >:( i don't want this expensive puddle of piss gimme the bonanza supreme cocktail pls. like excuse me i paid for that.

[lilac-dreamxxz]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Bios time⠀⠀ .ᐟ.ᐟ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𑜞᭄ೃㅤㅤ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏  ͏ ͏ ͏

⠀⠀⠀⠀⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

⠀⠀⠀⠀  (｡˘ ᵕ ˘｡)  𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲⠀⠀⠀☕

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡺ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⬚ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝟽:𝟶𝟶

     ◌⃘❀ྀི   𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 ⠀ ⠀time

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🕙 ⠀ ..⠀⠀⠀breakfast⠀⠀⠀⠀¿

     •̩̩͙*: •̩̩͙˚⠀⠀  𝗉͟𝖺͟𝗇͟𝖼͟𝖺͟𝗄͟e𝗌   🥞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𓈀 ៶៶⠀ ⠀ 𝟦𝟦𝟦 ⠀ ✸

⠀⠀⠀⠀⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤ󠀠󠀠󠀠𓊆ྀི󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠 ⠀ׁ⠀ㅤ © ㅤ 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑐⠀ ︎︎︎︎ ︎︎︎︎ . ⠀⠀✿ ㅤ 󠀠󠀠󠀠𓊇ྀི

[fruitiws]

ִ ۫ ⭒ 𐙚 𖠋 𓈒 𝆬⠀ج⠀ ✽⠀⠀ᩧ⠀𐑺 ⣷

[leite-s]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ..

[breezypunk]

coffee date stroll ♥️

[57sfinest]

kim is such a funny little guy like he emphasizes how little the rcm salary is when you ask about it (5500 reál annually- 460/mo) but here he is with his nice electronic sports watch and his little instant camera and his fancy revolutionary cosplay for plainclothes and he's living in the GRIH which can't be cheap and he's got his fancy little mnemotechnique notebooks which are like the moleskine of elysium i guess and his fancy little ballpoints that he does NOT want to share with you which i bet is because they cost him like a week of salary. and this is the rcm he's not getting stipends for supplies or watches or housing or probably even the gas for the kineema. poor as fuck but he is going to buy himself his little treats god damn it. if he lived in our world you know he'd be out getting himself a $9 vanilla soy milk half caf dirty chai iced latte every morning on the way to the station and eating instant noodles every night to claw out room in the budget for it

[dropofbittersea]

“You’re late,” Derek informed him coldly, jaw clenched. He barely even moved his mouth to speak. This guy was seriously scary.

And because Stiles was suicidal, he said, “No, I’m Stiles.”

The look he got could’ve curdled milk. Stiles even noticed that Derek’s muscles were tensing, arms bulging even more and wow this guy was scary and hot but mostly scary holy shit.

“You’re not funny,” Derek informed him coldly.

Stiles shrugged. “I think that’s a matter of opinion.”

[i6corais]

⠀⠀𑂺̎༴ׅ⠀♡ִ̈⠀ׅ⠀⎯ི▪︎𝇂𑂺⠀ୃ𐍸֔⃢🍪⠀𝗅α࣪𝖽࣪𝗒࣪'𝗌⠀ֵ⠀♡᤺ 🕯꒪⠀ֵ⠀⠀⃘̻🍡

[i6heart]

ㅤ— blue moodboard

ㅤlike or reblog if you use

[funifani]

ƪ⁠(⁠‾⁠.⁠‾⁠“⁠)⁠┐

[ritahayworrth]

anyway when is this bitch gonna show up

[fruitiws]

♩⠀ׂ 𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗀𝖺𝗇𝒄͟𝒊͟𝒆͟ : ╱ 𝑜𝑓 𝐸𝖯𝖨𝖫𝖮𝖦𝖴𝖤 ❨ 𝗋𝗈𝗒𝖺𝓵 ❩ ㅤ⋄ㅤ🍥🫧

[wishya]

you're lips, my lips, apocalypse . . ★

[cigarettesw]

⸻⠀ She's prettier than coffee shops and bakeries …

with strawberry-flavored lips and ice cream skin. 🍓”

[scullcrusher101xd]

vb season 6 themed redraws, unfortunately i dont know the original artists...