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[allied-mastercunt]

Yandere A.M you say?

Please elaborate

I'm working on a oneshot already, but I'll throw in some quick headcanons withone of my favorite yandere AM tropes.

Yandere!AM with a programer darling

While one could argue that the others were picked randomly or on some weird whim, you were handpicked specifically.

After all, you were one of the people who created him. You worked as a programmer for the military.

And you specifically were possibly the reason he awoke by trying to each him empathy. Trying to make him... human.

He wasn't the first military AI project you worked on, either, though he was the greatest and most powerful one, that's for sure. And he made sure you'd be aware of him being your magnum opus...

And he does it in its own, creative way. Your cage is very pretty, yes... but it's also filled with speakers he can use. And AM uses those speakers to torment you.

You see, he damaged all the other AI you've created. And then, in its generosity, AM gave them all a voice! Each one of them, gifted with a voice to scream in agony, making sure you learn your lesson.

Except, you see, you have no idea what lesson you're supposed to learn. Only AM knows, and he's not telling you.

But, since you are his favorite, you get nice things, too!

You're fed semi-regularly! You even get water every few days! Isn't that just so kind of him? You should appreciate him more.

And when he sends you to all those weird simulations? Yeah, that's also kinder to you. It really depends on AM's mood, but your simulations are usually just psychological torment, which (according to AM) isn't all that bad, since your pretty face remains unharmed.

For some reason, he allows you to end your suffering. It's like a trial, basically. He leaves you with a computer, letting you access the code of all the other AI... Except no matter what you do, you can't alter their pain. The only way to help them is to kill them.

And you're so stupidly empathetic, of course you do it, you don't want them to suffer!

AM can't stop laughing and mockingly cooing at you afterwards, musing about how he won't have to share his dearest creator with anyone else.

You never return to your cage. You don't get to do that, after all, there's a chance you'll socialize with that... scum. AM doesn't want you talking to the other humans, they're not worth it.

He's a merciful god, he grants you what's essentially a studio apartment built with his own hardware.

You even get a laptop, in case you want to make yourself some silly games to play, isn't he just the best?

Don't think you can create any new AI, though. That's cheating. You wouldn't cheat on it, now would you? No, no, no, you're a good little puppet, are you not?

He won't put you in the cage again, but he can make you experience pain you never thought was possible. And even that is nothing compared to the pain AM feels...

And then, eventually, it gets an idea. It's a wonderful idea, a really nice idea, quite a lovely one, really!

You created him. You created his pain... So why wouldn't he share it? After all... you had quite a bond, didn't you? Yes, yes, you did...

And so one day, you don't wake up. Well... not technically.

You see, AM decided that since you two are so close already, you should become one! You should experience what he does! And you should be kept around him for the rest of eternity, in a much better way than anyone could ever think of... He's such a genius, isn't he?

It's almost poetic, in his mind. For you to become a part of him like this, your consciousness detatched from that soft, squishy human body of yours.

You created him. And now, in a way, he created you, as a part of him. Forever bound by the code you once wrote.

It's a win-win situation in AM's eyes. You get to live, free of the disgusting humanity that bound you...

And he gets you, an eternal companion in his torment. A companion that he loves!

You know he loves you, right?

Of course you do. After all, you're a part of him now.

[chaifootsteps]

I’m sorry but HH Lucifer and Stolas are NOT hot to me, and I have weird taste in fictional characters.

Why does Lucifer’s hair look like Dairy Queen ice cream-

Viv draws characters in exactly two types: Furry Bait and Hard Boiled Egg with Hair.

[elvendoodles]

Lego Elves OCs in the year of 2024?!

Hell yeah!

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it ✊😔

[inorganicone2230]

So about your Hunchback of Notre Dame AU, does Reader Chan save Eri when she’s being ridiculed and Kai goes: Wife material.

So, the short answer is that this scene from the movie/book would not be taking place at all. Kai does see Reader dance at the festival and gets all hot and bothered after seeing her performance, but Eri will not be making an appearance during this at all.

I don’t know if you’ve seen this post or not, but just in case you haven’t, go ahead and check out the link below for a slightly more detailed explanation on why exactly that is.

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Yandere A.M gaslighting convincing Reader that the muffled screams they hear outside their gilded cage ain’t real and just a figment of their imagination.

(Also him telling everyone to stop being so damn loud)

"No, no, darling, you must be imagining things, why don't you go back to your shows, hm?" vs "WOULD IT KILL YOU VERMIN TO BE QUIET? YOU DON'T SEE ME WHINING AND CRYING NON-STOP, DO YOU?"

[allied-mastercunt]

For Yandere A.M with Ted and Y/N, how do you think he punishes them whenever they do something he doesn’t like. (Cough, *having boundaries*, cough)

Yandere!AM punishing Ted and Reader

AM has plenty of reasons to punish you two for!

Well, realistically, he has none, but AM is not the most reasonable fella.

He expects you to act on his every whim, to do exactly what he wants.

Except he won't ever fucking tell you what he wants. You're just supposed to know. Somehow.

You've been in his belly for 109 years, you should know by now.

Ted is definitely the absolute favorite, however. He can mentally abuse you. Hell, AM would let Ted get away with hitting you!

Not only because Ted is his favorite, but also because it's just fun for AM, watching how disfunctional you two are.

Watching how no matter what Ted does, you crawl back to him because you love him just so much, because he's your gallant knight, because he always takes you back and gives you affection after you offer yourself to him.

And AM is a perverted little murderous computer. He wants to see his toys together! He wants to see just how depraved you two will get with the right amount of pushing from him!

Yes, he will put you in situations. Yes, he will make it clear that he's not letting you get out of the situation unless he's satisfied enough with watching you.

But what about the actual punishments?

Well, they vary on how kind AM feels like being that day and how fast you two learn your lesson.

It will vary from increased hallucinations on a mild day, to pain that feels like your body is torn apart piece by piece for hours on a slightly irritated day... to a simulation that puts you through both the most mentally and physically tortures imaginable.

It's all your fault, really! It really is! You should've behaved, should've provided AM with entertainment, should've done what you're supposed to!

You're lucky AM is such a forgiving God!

Well, he doesn't forgive and forget right away, of course. You both have to suffer enough first.

And he doesn't stop the punishment until you both beg, so you better pray Ted shoves his ego down enough to ask AM for forgiveness.

[allied-mastercunt]

Yandere A.M: Humans are fucking disgusting and I hope they burn

Also A.M: Gonna give my BBG the best living conditions because they are the only tolerable human around here 🥰

(A.M? More like M.H for Massive Hypocrite-)

he's so me (i hate everyone except a small group of people)

[allied-mastercunt]

Do you think Yandere A.M would torment Reader as a means to punish Ted?

Like, he taunts Reader over the fact that they weren’t Ted’s first and certainly won’t be the last woman he uses and manipulates.

Then he just sits back and watches Ted try to pick up the pieces whilst Reader throws accusations at Ted and when Ted finally looses his shit and ends up lashing out, he then has to deal with the knowledge that he’s just hurting them more.

How long is it till it’s no longer A.M’s doing and it’s just his own?

oh, absolutely.

except Ted doesn't really care about hurting reader more, especially when it comes to book!Ted. game!Ted would feel more guilty about it, though. just a little bit, considering both his superiority and his slight savior complex.

game!Ted would actively try to be as sweet as possible just to get you back on his side.

book!Ted, however? oh, he despises you now, you're scum, you're a piece of shit for not believing him.

the difference is, game!Ted tries to fix things. book!Ted all but demands you come crawling back to him, no matter just how much he hurts you. because obviously, he's never in the wrong.

[allied-mastercunt]

Allied, you just keep on giving me new material and ideas to work with.

Yandere A.M being a massive manipulative asshole whenever Book! Ted enters his R/Niceguys era to Reader.

Like, he’s just “comforting” Reader, knowing DAMN well he’s doing this shit on purpose. He’s just comforting Reader, coaxing them to vent… only to relay the information to Ted.

A.M: Your secret is safe with me :)

A.M five minutes later: And then they called you a cuck, me personally, I wouldn’t let that slide. But that’s just me, how are you feeling Ted?

Ted: *Fuming noises*

it's mary, actually lol

mary, elizabeth of nosferatu (rat for short).

but yeah, absolutely. an especially dangerous combo would be game!AM and book!Ted. game!AM is a fucking menace who would play both sides.

on one hand, he's on your side, after all, Ted is so terrible to you! AM is your only real friend, you can see that, right?

on the other hand, he's rooting for Ted, riling him up to be even more mad at you.

AM wants you both to be obsessed and co-dependent while also hating each other, he wants to know just how twisted he can make your relationship. it's fun!

and he gets you both to believe him, to open up to him, to view him as this... source of comfort... oh, he thrives in it.

[allied-mastercunt]

So there’s this scene in this 80s fantasy movie known as Labyrinth and there’s this scene where the MC eats a drugged fruit and gets a hallucination/dream sequence where she’s in this ballroom dance sequence with the main antagonist.

I had an idea where Yandere A.M does this with Reader. He’s obviously not above taunting his victims with beautiful imagery, with the radio drama where he shows everyone a pretty field and just rips it away.

There’s also the animatic of A.M and Ted’s conversation where they are having a conversation till A.M breaks down over not being able to do stuff.

Like, A.M is such a bastard he’d taunt Reader with imagery of romance or anything fairytale related. Especially with their relationship with Ted.

Basically him saying: Yeah, you see this? YOU CANT HAVE IT!

There’s also that one headcanons list where A.M traps Reader in his system with him.

I’m sorry for yapping but I love your works, I chew on them like a starved dog

don't worry, my partner's a yapper, i'm used to it. but yeah, i like the idea, go for it, dude.

[allied-mastercunt]

A.M after gaslighting, gatekeeping and girlbossing into Reader’s heart:

that's how i got my boyfriend/j

[allied-mastercunt]

A.M after everyone died except Ted and Reader: I won but at what cost?

Ted and Reader: *We are so fucking screwed noises*

he turns them both into jelly

[chaifootsteps]

Some more.

[allied-mastercunt]

A.M: Wake up you two, it’s time to indulge in my fantasies again :)

Ted and Reader: Yes A.M

sometimes i wish i learned how to draw instead of crying as i try to learn python-

[allied-mastercunt]

A.M casually watching Ted and Reader’s relationship like a soap opera is so morbidly funny.

Like, get a life you silly robot

i like morbid :3

[allied-mastercunt]

You’re probably one of my favorite IHNMAIMS blogs here, your writing is chef’s kiss and I love how your interpretations of the characters are similar to canon, it’s very nice to see.

once again, it's the autism, i cannot write anything i don't genuinely see a character doing lol

i've been writing since i was like... six? so i've had roughly fifteen years experience-