#pandita pip agashe

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #60

Kimmy: What's a conspiracy theory y'all believe in?

Shaina: Every time a new chicken sandwich

Ron: What?

Pip: The government got her ass before she could finish

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #12

Kimmy: I hate the way you pack my lunch!

Pip: Then maybe you should pack your own damn lunch!

Kimmy: [packs 32 oreos and a frozen mozzarella stick]

Pip: 

Pip: Maybe I should keep packing your lunch

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #10

Shaina: You’ve been assigned a new task by the group, but you’re not gonna like it

Pip: Just rip the band-aid off and tell me 

Shaina: You have to teach Kimmy how to cook

Pip: Put the band-aid back on

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #7

Shaina: Hey Pip, what’s for dinner tonight?

Pip: Tonight? I’m serving ✨ looks ✨

Malik, slamming his fist on the table: Oh fuck off, we haven’t eaten in three days! 

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #68

Malik: This idea is crazy.

Pip: Has that ever stopped us before?

Ron, in the back: I really wish it would.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #67

Jinlei: I am dating Kimberly now.

Pip: You couldn't have found anyone better?

Jinlei: What do you mean? She is—

Pip: I was talking to Kimmy.

Jinlei:

Kimmy: The store was sold out of everything else.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #65

Shaina, texting the GC at 3am: When Donkey asked Shrek what his name was, he paused before saying it was Shrek.

Shaina: What if he actually came up with that on the spot? What if his real name isn't Shrek?

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Pip: Fuck you srsly

Malik: Yeah, why the hell would you tell us that??

Kimmy: Nobody can sleep in peace now

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #64

Malik, knocking on the door: Open up!

Pip: It all started when I was 10 tbh—

Malik: I meant the door

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #62

Ron: When I was a kid my mom told me that the paper strips in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year

Pip: They are!

Ron: WAIT REALLY????

Pip: Why would you believe this again? 😔

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #61

Jinlei: I do not get the joke.

Kimmy: DM me and i'll explain 🫶

Pip: I also didn't get the joke

Kimmy: Google it.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #59

Ron: I ate the brownies downstairs, they're really good!

Ron: Did you make them?

Pip: Yeah, they're gonna kick in soon.

Ron: ... What's gonna kick in?

Pip:

Ron: Pip

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #57

Kimmy: I think I'm bi

Malik: Which one?

Kimmy: Wdym

Malik: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar, perhaps?

Pip: Oh, I know which one she is!

Pip: A bitch!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #56

Kimmy: I was born first!

Pip: Yeah and you'll die first too! Now shut the fuck up—

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #54

Pip: What are some things that turn on?

Mesfin: Did you forget the word 'you' or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #53

Malik, texting: Pip I need your advice

Malik: As a Hawaiian shirt wearer

Pip: Hold on I'm going down on a girl as we speak

Pip, responding later: Okay, what was it you needed?

Malik: An HOUR?!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #52

Pip: You belong in a museum

Pip: You look like a painting from the rain a sauce

Pip: Rainesaunce

Pip: Ressasaunce

Mesfin: The renaissance

Pip: Yes!!

Mesfin: Awww that's so sweet <3