#pandora lovegood

[my-castles-crumbling]

A MARAUDERS KAHOOT!

(Kind of)

So Kahoot would only let 40 people participate unless I paid like $100 for a year subscription, so I redid the quiz on quizizz, which is like kahoot except with powerups (yay!)

Rules:

This link is open until Sunday (4/21) noon EST so you have until then to play!

You do not need an account to play. It's free <3

Use your Tumblr name as your nickname, that way I can announce the top 5 at the end of the week!

The top five players will get to send me a request for any microfic they want! (within reason, respecting my boundaries)

First place gets a full-length oneshot! (like 2-5k words)

You're welcome to play as many times as you want because it's fun, but if you do, I'll take your lowest score for places, just to be fair. <3

All questions are based off of facts (as in, none of my personal headcanons), so if you think anything is wrong, please let me know! I used the Harry Potter Lexicon to double-check my work, but I can always make mistakes.

However, I do ask factual questions about many fanon ships (i.e. what does "starchaser" mean) so please be aware that multiple ships are mentioned. I tried to include all of the popular ones, even if they aren't my personal favorites.

Please reblog this so as many people can enjoy it as possible! I worked hard lol.

After Sunday, I'll restart the game just for fun and leave a link on my pinned post.

Let me know if you have tech issues! I am NOT tech savvy but I'll do my best to help!

UPDATE: If you don't finish because of a glitch or whatever, I won't count the score. Just finished scores.

So much love to you all! <3

[gender-thief2]

Part 21! (Tw for mention of vaping on slide 6)

[maraudersandtears]

I REMEMBER

Multishippers be like, yeah I love Marylily and Pandalily, yeah I love jily and Jegulus

But anything other that’s Sirius and Remus that’s not Wolfstar, your dead

[regthelionhearted]

yes the “new language no one else understands” is the rosier twin language

(All art by likeafuneral)

[thelyinggrapevine]

Regulus, not caring what his mother thinks anymore: hey guys

Barty: what the fuck

Regulus: what

Evan: you have glasses???

Sirius: yeah I second that, what the fuck Reg

Regulus: I've literally been in the same house as you for fifteen years, how did you not know Sirius

Remus: in all fairness, you do always say that you're in your room all the time if you can help it

Regulus: yeah I guess

Pandora: well, I think you look nice

Regulus: thank you, Dora

Barty, snatching the glasses off of Regulus' face: holy shit dude *steals James' glasses* HOW ARE YOU BLINDER THAN JAMES WHAT THE FUCK?

Sirius: WHAT

Lily, laughing her ass off: James still smacks into things with them on

Regulus: guys please

Peter, oblivious: dude, you're as blind as a bat holy crap

Barty, Remus, and Lily, who were the first to find out: Pffft—

Regulus, glaring at them: shut your fucking mouth

James: what is going on, I can't see shit

Regulus, sighing: fucking me neither, I've just been guessing from the color of their clothes

[calc1fers]

no babe don't write a dystopian dorlene slowburn enemies to lovers fanfiction inspired by how to train your dragon you're so sexy :(

[jamespotterbbg]

the marauders as shit my friends have said:

Remus: "Saying the drizzle rained like gyrating fish is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."

Pandora: "I had a child, we figured out we were soulmates, got married over text."

Regulus: "I walk in like 'time to die'"

Barty: "I am ready to fight God"

Sirius: "He's right there, that little traitor bitch."

Remus: "Rehab is for quitters"

Lily: "Can't be a billionaire without breaking a few ankles."

Evan: "You're drinking fancy water today?"

Barty: "I committed arson on Saturday"

Marlene: "I'm not a hoe, but I can be ;)"

Sirius: "Girls are too complicated, I fuck with men."

Mary: "I like shiny things... like birds. and fish."

Marlene: "I need oral support- I mean moral support"

[jameskinniefr]

Marauders and skittles having cool shit (girls):

Pandora's heels:

Lily's bed/sofa/workplace:

Pandalily's kitchen:

Mary's purse (it rings):

Marylily's collection of old phones:

Marlene's chair (she sits on it to prove a point):

Dorcas' lamp:

Dorlene's glassware:

Boys

[livinlikebailey]

Marauders as things my friend group has said

“Sometimes I forget how many dead people there are.” - Sirius @ Regulus during a family history lesson.

“ I’m gonna bite your toes while you’re sleeping,,, nibble, nibble, nibble” - a drunk Barty @ Evan who is ignoring him.

James: Drops phone on his face. James: claps friends theme song. James: picks phone back up like nothing happened.

“I’m a bi guy, a simple bi guy and I am 99% Lilly Evans and 1% Regulus Black.” - James Potter

“ Why do all the cute ones gotta be Deatheaters?” - Rita @ Bellatrix

“Iron chickens do not have iron testicals” - a very drunk Sirius @ an unfortunately sober Remus.

“I have decided that i am a snack it just no one is hungry” - Peter

Marlene: Climbs on train track bridge Dorcas: “Oh you are so fucking dumb, I look away for 2 seconds”

“No bite, no smile!” - Remus @ James who is trying to take a picture of him too close to the full moon.

“If i was there i’d slap her i don't care if she's 9” - Mary to lily after hearing about the shit her sister was doing to her. “James, I am a pussy.” - Peter to James about the forbidden forest.

“I would be James’ sugar bab- AHH!” - Lily about James to Mary.

“I have to go through all my saves and delete the videos of him because he turned out to be a pedophile… Hey! I had a chance with him” - Remus probably at some point.

“Was that CORPSE? Woop!” - Drunk Remus at a party.

Remus: “ughhhh” Sirius: “what?” Remus: “I hurt and I'm dying.” Sirius: “don't die, that's for kids”

Barty : sits up really quick "guys I just swallowed the nail, it's in my throat." Barty: proceeds to cough up the nail

Pandora: shows Regulus a picture she drew "this is cute" Regulus: "you're cute. wait that didn't go how I wanted it to.”

Barty: “RACCOON WORLDS DOMINATION”

Sirius: “Do I look like a freaking rat?” Regulus: ….. Sirius: “Don't answer that”

Effie: hears a song playing from james’ room “I used to listen to this song in grade school.” James: “Oh so it's really old then.”

Remus: "sips coffee stressfully"

Barty: "seductively eats toes"

Evan: "for your next random gift I'll get you a screwdriver Barty: "thanks I'm gonna kill myself with it"

Marlene: whining "mom James got me addicted to cocaine" wait I mean Crack cookies" - Marlene @ Effie

Nymphadora: tries to lick cat. Andromeda: "don't lick the kitty." Dora: proceeds to lick cat.

Barty: "school sh**tings" gives thumbs up

Sirius: shows Remus their high heels Remus: "okay whore" smacks hand over mouth "wait i- that wasn't supposed to come out" Sirius: laughs their ass off

James: yells across the store to mom “mom!" Random person at the checkout: looks at James "I am not mom."

“Effie’s a Milf” - Marlene

“I don't have nothing, other than a few std's” -Remus

“You can eat half a mermaid before you're a cannibal” - Pandora to Regulus

“Probably shouldn't be doing it but we’re definitely going to continue anyway” - Remus, Sirius, James and Peter in sync.

very confused Peter: “leprechauns don't play quidditch.”

Marlene: “like weewoo but not weewoo” exasperated and high off her ass

Sirius: “I like aids”

phone falls off bed Marlene in an Australian accent: "crikey my phone"

“I’m hooked up to so many wires i could connect to hbo on my heart monitor” - Lily on pain killers to James

"I don't think I can lick that, can I?" -Sirius playing goat simulator

watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs and it's at the part where the mayor destroys the machine and James says " I hope you see the error of your ways, you glutton!”

(talking about Cameron Monaghan) the murder child from my chemical romance - Sirius

"Fuckin’ Sirius"- Remus while asleep

Sirius "I've got middle fingers and i'm not afraid to use them" Regulus: "do it" Sirius "I’m a little afraid to use them"

Peter while asleep: groans and sits up fast James: "you okay?" Peter "not really." James: "What's wrong?" Peter: "I'm gonna have to use the loo to solve the thing."

Sirius: "So were you born in 2006, 2007?" Narcissa: "i was born in 2004" Regulus: "i don't mean this in a mean way but wow you are old"

Sirius: "I WANNA HOLD YOU" Remus "NO, LET ME MAKE COFFEE THEN YOU CAN"

Barty: "I'm gonna do a line off your dresser"

Barty: "i have a headache" pauses "and i have 2 more lines to do"

Mary: "I don't have to do acid I have the that back massager that messes with my balance receptor"

Barty: suddenly sits up Regulus: “are you okay” Barty: “i don't know, i'm just gonna go to sleep and try to see what's going on”

Barty: "Why not use a shotgun, it's easier, this is america." (was not in america)

"stop licking the oreos" - Reg @ Barty

"Do i really have to tell you not to mate with the cat"- McGonagall @ the marauders

Remus: “I can feel the brain damage,, and i've got another line”

“MY TRAUMA CAN'T HANDLE THIS!”- Sirius

“Ball licky licky titty croissant” - James trying to learn french from Regulus

“Ooo yay i love being kidnapped!”- Barty probably at some point

“The 3 c's cook, clean, cocktails”- Remus “The 3 b's bake broil blowjobs”- Sirius

“LET ME UPLOAD MY PORN DAMNIT” - Marlene probably

"Dorcas you should be my sugar mommy" - Pandora

"An air whore" Remus

"My skyrim character is Schizophrenic" - James

"I wanna blow up pumpkins, and People!!!!" -Bellatrix

"I can taste it in my eyeballs" - James

"you can't take terrorists to the airport"-Peter

"I'm really bad at swallowing" - Sirius

“you can't fuck a duck, you'd have to seduce it” - Evan

"Hey your boobs are crooked"- Marlene

"i’m sorry, i accused you of taking my grandpa" -Sirius

"im a gay virgin"-Regulus

"duck now motherfucker" Sirius @ James

"i wanna become a rug or everyone does a line of my ashes when i die" - Remus

"you can't be funny while I'm smoking" -Remus @ First year after he walked out the door

"I'm leaving, i don't care that much about being drug free" - Barty

[wulanvansunshine]

Regulus: I don’t gossip. I hate it. It’s invasive and not my business, why should I care?

Also regulus: guys I heard Mary and Lily hooked up at a party last night, but this morning at breakfast it totally looked like they were avoiding eachother!

[birdiegray01]

Bro how did i JUST realize the marauders are boomers, like how????

[my-castles-crumbling]

hii cas

i’m currently doing the quizlet and i think there might be a question with the wrong answer? it’s

“What ship is flowerpot”

it says the answer is James and Lily,

and Pandora and Lily weren’t an option?

sorry if it’s just me getting it wrong lol

anywayy thanks for making the quizlet!! it’s so fun (even if i’m losing hehe)

Hi hon!

So I've heard flowerpot used for Jily (not as much anymore, but definitely when fanfiction was on fanfiction.net) and also Fleur/Harry (ew. I didn't know this until I looked it up to make the quiz). I've never heard of it used for Pandora/Lily! The ship name I usually hear for Pandora/Lily is Pandalily?

I assumed 'flowerpot' referred to flower=lily pot=potter=james

Has anyone else heard of flowerpot referring to Pandora/Lily? I definitely want to make sure the questions are fair!

[a-great-big-tragedy]

Regulus wrote the To the Dark Lord letter at 3:00am giggling in his bed covered in blankets with an old scrap of paper he recycled from a drawing he never completed after spending an hour planing how he could make it as dramatic as possible and no one can tell me differently.

[maraudersandtears]

guys guys guys

Pandora being diabetic and her parents not knowing about insulin pumps made by muggles so Reg helps her with the insulin shots

[marauders-rarepair-fics]

If anyone’s written any marauders rarepair fanworkthat they’d like boosted, send an ask with the link to your fics(s) so anyone stopping by this page can find them, microfics or longer! Anything rarepair at all :)

Or feel free to share your fav rarepair fanworks that you love!

Please don’t get shy, self promotion is the most effective promotion here, but if you’re shy, you can switch anon on. Cant wait to see all your works <3

[chaotic-being]

2 hours scrolling through the autistic regulus tags and i am now an trans autistic regulus kinnie, my platonic otp is regudora, and my otp is jegulus

also regulus and pandora are my babies and i will protect them with my life