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twisted-dork · 3 days
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #7 Jokes
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Oooo, ChildTanjiro!Yuu’s gonna be mad…
*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu holding ChildTanjiro!Yuu ripped hoari*: AH!
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: And then you’re not going to be their favorite anymore
Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu: AHHH!
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Then I’ll be their favorite
*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu start bawling*
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Woah! I’m just kidding.
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Ugh, babies never get my jokes..
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Please stop crying…
*WAM*
Crewel: I think that’s quite quite enough from you pup
*Crewel said as he picks up Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu*
Crewel: come now baby pup I’ll show you how to fix the clothes
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
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MC: Sooooo I did a thing.
Crewel: Oh dear-
MC: Nonono-it’s completely harmless I promise! Lemme just..*removes hat*
Crewel: *gasp*
MC: *reveals a white streak they dyed in their hair* U-Um, I just thought it’d be a cool idea for us to be matching. Ya know like a..father-child thing.
Crewel: *crushing you in a hug* Oh pup, you look wonderful.
MC: *hugs back* So am I correct to assume you like it?
Crewel: *chuckling* I love it.~❤️
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bluesylveon2 · 5 months
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Crewel talking about his adopted daughter to Trein
Crewel: who's that wonderful girl? Could she be any cuter?
An NRC guy, who clearly has an interest in Yuu, walks up to Yuu
Crewel: oh look! Here comes a suitor-WAIT A MINUTE! GET AWAY FROM MY PUP! Proceeds to chase the guy with his pointer stick
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twstfanblog · 6 months
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🐶: *In Crowley's office stealing cash out of his wallet*
🔪: *In Crowley's office putting thumb tacks in the couch cushions*
🐶:
🔪:
🐶: *Hands Yuu a $50*
🔪:
🔪: I never saw you.
🐶: Good pup.
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kanroji-san · 13 days
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Kny! Yuus AU
Crewel being an overprotective father
Obanai!Yuu: Ok, so tell me! When we are allowed to have partners?! *point on themselves and other Yuus*
Crewel: When I'm dead. Plus 3 days. Just to make sure I am dead.
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #17
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Crewel:i refuse to teach MC how to drive again
crowley: what why?
*flashback*
MC:*driving*
Crewel:and turn left here 
MC:*makes both hands into an L shape to figure out which way is left*
Crewel:MC! DON’T TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL
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adrianasunderworld · 1 year
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Imagine this: Mc putting a World Best Dad mug in the teachers’ room, and now Crewel and Crowley are having a fist fight over the mug as Sam and Vargas watches Trein taking the mug for himself while munching on popcorn.
The mug is seen in Lilia’s hand later that evening.
Sam knew. They bought the mug from his shop.
Sam: Aw, you going to give it to Crewel, little imp?
Yuu: I could...or I could cause problems.
Sam: I suggest the teachers lounge, so I can a front row seat.
Yuu put it on the table in the teachers lounge and later that morning could hear the screaming match down the hall.
Everyone keeps stealing the mug from each other now. Lilia used it, then it somehow ended up in Vargas hands. Then for some reason Trey had it. Its a big game to see who can steal the mug next.
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pearl-dragon-cavern · 4 months
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How would Leona, Ruggie, Jamil, Kamil, and Vil be when half snow leapord-fae Crewle used them as model to make a winter coat for them with some fur from a beast she hunted with her grandfather and gifted to them as a form of freindship, maybe potential mate?
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Fur Coat | Yandere Twisted Wonderland x Half-Fae Leopard Crewel Daughter Reader 
You unlike the og are a lot less interested in dirtying your claws 
And skimping out on getting you or your father a fur coat?
As if
They can shiver in the cold for all you care 
But if they asked or needed…compensation to fill out a request of yours
You figure you can spend some of your precious time to make an outfit for them
“Stay still, this is the closest you get to owning near perfection:
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Leona Kingscholar
“Yeah yeah.”
Probably spotted you looking at some catalogue
Now he’s more than willing to be your mannequin 
If it means you’ll stop whining about that mauled lackey of yours
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Ruggie Bucci
“Whoa this…this makes me look like a prince!”
“I told you didn’t I?”
He’s honored this is what you’ve made for him 
Not to mention your touches all throughout the outfit’s creation
It certainly makes using ‘laugh with me’ on those Diasomnia students a perfect gift for you
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Jamil Viper 
“Just hurry up and accept it already…you’re honestly such a waste. You could be a model.”
“Ah but then my worth as a model wouldn’t be solely yours.”
“Grrr.”
To match his scar, now he’s got some wonderful garbs from you
Its just made everything perfect for him
All that’s left to do is hypnotize those wannabe copycats
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Kamil Al Asim
“Yay! (Y/n)’s touching me!”
“Keep that up dog and I’ll neuter you!”
This is more likely a reluctant repayment 
Or maybe you were paid and so was Crowley to have you make something for him
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Vil Schoenheit
 “Its been too long since we’ve done this.”
“Well I figured its about time you witness my perfection.”
He’s been trying to clear his schedule for this
And he’s so glad he has
Between acting, modeling, school, poisoning vermin, teaching epel
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lightofpilgrimage · 8 months
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Filipino Yuu (I miss this series)
Headcanon
Yuu once drew a barong tagalog sketch on her paper. Crewel noticing his pup wasn't paying attention, he snatched the paper and saw the design. He is in awe and decided "I want to try this." Now, Crewel went to his class wearing a barong tagalog. Oh and Yuu didn't get punished for not paying attention to his class.
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mashed-potato101 · 2 years
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Mc and Malleus's love story
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abyssthing198 · 4 months
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Crewel: If Grim or any of the other pups jumped off a cliff, would you?
Ophelia: …
Crewel: PUP!
Ophelia: Well I- Uh, I mean it depends!
Crewel: Don’t jump off a cliff!
Ophelia: I mean, I wasn’t planning on it.
Crewel: But if they jumped you would?
Ophelia: …
Crewel: OPHELIA!
@writing-heiress @anxious-twisted-vampire @marrondrawsalot @the-weirdos-mind @yukii0nna @achy-boo
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sweetleaf-cafe · 2 years
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Crewel basically being the Prefect's Dad
First, don't think you're getting the upper hand during class, pup.
He wants you to do and be at your best whenever possible, which calls for some harsh lessons.
And he will call you out in class when you're not paying attention.
Still, whenever you need help, Crewel will be there to look after you.
That includes keeping Crowley and the boys off your back.
Particularly when he notices Crowley dumping all of his work as headmaster onto you.
Simply unacceptable.
If he sees that you're struggling, emotionally or physically, or just that your workload is out of proportion, you can bet Crowley will be left in a far worse state.
Really, if you start crying or get burnt out from everything you're somehow expected to do, Crewel will be seething.
And naturally, Crowley finds out pretty quick.
Oftentimes, he doesn't even need to chew him out to tear Crowley apart.
Instead, with Crowley in the same room, all he has to do is call you to him.
When you walk in and call him "Papa", Crowley starts blubbering.
Shouldn't he be your father figure?!?!?!
Furthermore, as you neatly dodge the clingy birdman, you head straight to a smug Papa Crewel, who pats his pup on the head.
And you can forget about your responsibilities as prefect.
(Which really are the responsibilities of the headmaster.)
As Crewel informs Crowley they'll be going on vacation for parent-child bonding time.
He can and will force Crowley to deal with his own problems, and while he's at it, get you a mental health break.
During this break, he'll make sure you don't fall too far behind on your studies, however, will focus on getting you back to top-notch.
If you really just can't handle a whole lot at the moment, then he'll keep studying at a minimum.
You'll both spend quite a bit of time just in his home or studio, at least at first.
Before going on some ridiculous adventure, he wants to make sure you've had time to recuperate.
And of course, he has dogs.
At the very least, three.
Each one is just as important to him as you, and he expects you to get along.
Really, it's amazing that you've managed to be considered as important as his dogs.
Still, they're all quite friendly and well-trained, so you don't have to worry about having any problems with them.
He absolutely softens whenever he sees you spending time with them.
After a day or two of rest, if you're up to it, Crewel will take you on a trip.
He'll try to cater it to your tastes, but you can expect it to be classy.
Well aware that you don't have much in terms of belongings, he'll first make sure to get you something to wear outside your uniform as well as whatever else you might want or need.
Straight up buys you a collar with return information.
Crewel will make sure that you are well dressed.
He cannot have his pup looking like a mutt at the side of the road.
Still, he's well-acquainted with style and is easily able to come up with something that suits your preferences and looks good.
When he sees that your style's improved, Crewel will be beaming with pride.
And he will absolutely make sure you can strut, but that's for another day.
Once you've gotten everything you need, as well as visited several dozen pet stores, he'll take you back home, as it'll be getting rather late.
And holy smokes, he's an amazing cook.
His tastes are quite refined and nothing is extremely sweet or salty, but always a perfect balance.
Beyond that, he cooks with a lot of vegetables and eats very healthily.
You will find practically zero junk food in his house.
He knows he's got to work hard to maintain his figure, and he will do so.
Still, if there's something you want in particular, he'll be sure to keep an eye out for it.
But he'll only buy those sorts of things on a rare occasion, but will make sure it's special every time.
Once you return to Night Raven College, he'll make sure that you get caught up quickly.
That includes assigning someone that isn't Ace, Deuce, or Grim, to help you for a little bit.
(The probable candidates being Jack, Jamil, Vil, Riddle, or Trey, or basically, any responsible student that won't get you even more sidetracked.)
As a parent, Crewel will always keep an extra eye out for you, and strive to help you succeed.
And Great Seven help them, but Crewel has some opinions on quite a few of the boys.
He'll let you (and them) know if he disapproves of something, but overall will leave your relationships with them to your discretion.
But if they start causing problems, he will raise hell.
And it won't be long before he legally adopts you.
Considering that you're stuck in a completely new world, Crewel knows that you'll be needing support, which he's happy to provide.
Que the guardianship disputes between Crewel and Crowley.
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bluesylveon2 · 10 months
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Yuu/MC and Ruggie’s foolproof plan to get free food:
Ruggie, gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring box, and opens it: Yuu Crewel, will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me?
Yuu/MC, crying fake tears: Yes!
Meanwhile:
Crewel: puts his newspaper down
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twstfanblog · 5 months
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🔪:I just realized something...
🐶: I'm going to regret this, but what did you realize?
🔪: Crowley needs to be arrested for medical negligence.
🐶:
🐶: Ok, that's true, but why?
🔪: I'm not from here, right?
🐶: True.
🔪: Literally from a whole nother world.
🐶: Yep?
🔪: I haven't been vaccinated for any kinda illness here. Plus, the whole mess of illnesses I have dormant.
🐶:
🐶: Crowley, you might actually be going to jail this time.
(Crowley) 🐦‍⬛: Fuck
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moeradoezstuff · 1 year
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Summary:Mc is has a extremely high fever and crewel is taking care of them like the good dad he is and has a little bit of a meltdown during it
Might rewrite this one in the future
Genre:Platonic,Family,Fluff
Warnings:None(Extremely Short)
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Mc/Yuu:Professor I have question..
Crewel:Yes pup?
Mc/Yuu:who's- *Sniff*
Crewel:*he pats their head*I'm gonna take care of you pup don't worry--
Mc/Yuu:Who's gonna take care of grim when I die?? Or prevent deuce and ace from being beheaded?? Or Cowley's paperwork??
Crewel:...your not gonna die pup...and I need to have a word with the headmaster..
Mc/Yuu:*Whining*Yes I aMm I've had this for a week already and I hate it-
Crewel:I know pup everyone hates getting sick, but you'll get better soon now stop whining and go to sleep
Mc/Yuu:...I'll try...
Crewel:*Pat pat*Good pup, I'll make you something to eat when you wake up
Mc/Yuu:Alright Thank you sir..I hate Crowley..
Crewel:I understand that..
Mc/Yuu:But you didn't hear that from me, not snitching *Plops face first on pillow*
'The man looked at the sick student with pitiful eyes'
Crewel:*Sigh*This puppy is way too young to be dealing with all this pressure..no doubt stress gave them this sickness, I should've been more helpful with the poor thing, I swear I'm gonna kill that bird
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