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9 for that AU ask with all your Romantic F/Os? Sounds interesting!

thanks so much for the ask!!! :)! <3!

9. If you have multiple f/os (romantic, platonic, anything), imagine them making or joining a Discord server or a group chat about you or your source. Who gushes, who shares art and fics, who analyses everything, who sends memes?

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Arthur: mostly lurks. doesn’t really know how Discord works, so he just kinda reads what everyone else has to say, and ignores the hundreds of notifications that pile up.

Saeran: the guy that draws godlike fanart in like 10 minutes. most of it is of me. also sometimes will just talk about how cool he finds the designs. tends to be kinda friendly in the chat, but doesn’t talk much.

Miku: has done covers of both the op and the ed, loves to talk about how much she loves me and how I’m her favorite character. has a bunch of stickers of me that she sticks everywhere and then enthusiastically posts pictures of. she also likes to put heart stickers with them, or get stickers of me with hearts.

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Akko: super enthusiastic. gushing like 24/7 about how much she loves me and stuff. she just openly links her selfship blog and tells everyone else it would mean a lot to her if they followed. she likes sending internet hugs and comforting anyone when they’re down.

Yuri: lurks, but knows exactly how Discord works. occasionally sends a meme to the memes channel. feels very proud of himself when people keyboard smash in response.

Knives: the wholesome sweet one. like always tells everyone else how great their stuff is, uses a bunch of smiley faces and hearts, and more. she also sometimes draws things and happily shows them off to everyone.

Sharpay: loves to be the center of attention. talks every time that she can. has made an English cover of the op and ed. drags Ryan into a lot of things, since he’s a little nervous to just join out of nowhere.

Lio: joined, dropped his intro, didn’t talk for like a year, when he talked, just gave the most out there excuse for why he was silent. it turned out his excuse was true.

Teru: a helper on the server and has to say “hey guys! can we take it down a notch? we wanna keep everything friendly haha.” quite a lot. gets along pretty well with everyone. has a link in promos to his academia Tumblr.

Kai: the owner of the server. practically like a father figure to everyone. asks if people finished their homework, offers life advice, and more. also politely posts screenshots of me in the screenies channel and tells everyone how pleasant, soothing, and therapeutic he finds the anime.

Keiji: literally owns the memes channel. like makes shitposts 24/7. links to his YouTube in promos. his YouTube is like 99% just shitposts about the show, and 1% speedpaints.

Sou: “haha everyone go check out my essay on why Parker’s a queer-coded character. I know it’s 5000 words. it’s on my main Tumblr. everyone go check it out.”, has made so many theories. when I got confirmed queer he literally screamed about it for like ever.

Arisa: I just watch it for the magical boys! I don’t like... like any of the characters or anything. super privative about everything relating to her affection to me. has used the “oh Parker we’re really in it now” meme so many times.

Alex: liked the anime so much that he made his grandparents watch it, too. pretty upbeat. likes to tell everyone about how his grandparents reacted to scenes. “I’m so glad to have this server because literally no-one I know irl knows about this show.”

Kent: lurks. just lurks. like has probably posted his intro and that’s about it. sometimes reacts with hearts to pictures of me and messages that he likes.

Geordo: his parents buy him like every piece of merch and he shows them off to everyone once he gets them. in the merch channel, he is king. if anyone wants to know whether something off of any of the merch lines looks good or is good quality or how big it is, they check in with Geordo, because he always owns it.

Light: gives everyone homework help, talks about how important of a character I am, goes on like rants about his theories in the theories channel.

Misa: the other wholesome sweet one. became super good friends with Knives. sends a bunch of supportive wholesome memes in the memes channel.

Hayasaka: “please @ me in every image of Parker sent. I’ll look at them on my lunch break.” like severely overworked, and everyone’s like “aren’t you,,,,, not on your lunch break right now?” and he’s like “shhh don’t tell my boss.” has a coffee mug with a picture of me on it that he shows off every chance he gets.

Ryan: gets dragged into talking by Sharpay. has ALSO made covers of the op and ed. knows the entire dance routine in the ending theme by heart. does a lot of cosplays.

Victor: likes things other people made and shows off things he made. loves using the pets channel to show off his dog, Wick. everyone oohs and ahs over him.

Mikoto: “let’s get along, everyone! :D!”. uses a bunch of exclamation points and smiley faces and hearts. makes a lot of theories about me and likes to talk to the theory makers about like what they think comes next and what they think my character’s like. super positive and likes to make sure everyone’s okay.

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thank you sm for the ask, @rainclouds-and-selfships!!! :)! <3! I used a random number generator and got 11, which is Keiji!!!

okay so he’s like cool under pressure, and I am a nervous wreck. the ship dynamic we have is like short one who talks a lot, and tall cool one who is just lovestruck. (for reference here, he is 6′1, and I am 5′4.) like I’ll just be ranting about like whatever thing I’ve been interested in, and he’ll just be like “wow he’s so cool.”

he like usually tries to stay unattached and unbiased, and then I’m just like “oh hi!!!” and he’s like “Shit.”

like it starts out where I just befriend him. we both are just like “no no no he couldn’t like me. he’s too cool and I’m just a mess,” and then before we know it, we just are husbands. like we end up just like living together, and hanging pictures together on the wall, and cuddling, and then we’re like “wait omg..... do you LIKE like me?????”.

and then we start dating and are the sugary sweet couple that is just like always holding hands or cuddling or kissing. like just a super affectionate, happy couple.

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okay so I literally started your time to die and decided “oh wow Keiji’s my bf now!” and now I’m like “well..... Kai is also my bf. Sou.......... might be my bf, too.”, and I don’t think that most of these guys could bear to date the same guy, so *sighs* three your turn to die s/i’s, I guess.

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9, 13, 15, and 12 for any f/o of your choice? >:} - omen

@gentle-horrors ADGKDJLSHG I love seeing that little smiley in my notifs because sometimes the brevity of the notif keeps the “-omen” from popping up, but the little smiley means it’s you. :)! <3! thanks so much for the ask!

I just posted nine for everyone here!

12. Do they post any videos related to your source? Like AMVs? Or reaction vids (with them reacting to your source as they read / watch / play / etc)? If your source is a game, do they make a walkthrough? Is it a perfect walkthrough, a more casual one?

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING. Akko and Mikoto have both made AMVs. Akko’s to Everytime We Touch, and Mikoto’s to Centuries.

Keiji makes a bunch of shitposts, and Sou has made a few video theories.

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13. Which of your f/os has “y/n’s husband / wife / partner” as a username online?

AEJKLGHDSG a few of them have ones like that. Kai is parkershousehusband, Sou has parkersbf, Arthur has parkershusband, and Geordo has parkersbetrothed.

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15. What kind of content do they like / make the most? Is it fluff? Angst? Hurt / comfort? (btw: imagine your f/os going to you when they need comfort, because they love you and you’re comforting to them.) Do they respect canon or do they make lots of AUs? What kind of AUs do they like?

I’ll do Geordo for this one!

Geordo loves to write fluff things. he also loves things where he’s a prince in my world, and he sweeps me off of my feet and shows me the royal life. He has like 500000000 AUs, many of which are like just no magic au or something. but he also loves canon. he also sometimes does things where I’m comforting him when he’s not feeling well.

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might replay your time to shine, but get highest fondness points with Kai, and then again with Keiji, to see their fondness messages.

(and then I might,,,,, have to replay it to get Sou’s again, just to see him say nice things about me. 🥺 👉👈.)