#parks & rec x stranger things

[steviesbicrisis]

Steve: from now on, we’ll be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One".

Steve: Nancy, code name: "Been There, Done That"

Steve: Eddie is "Currently Doing That"

Steve: Jonathan is "It Happened Once In A Dream"

Steve: Argyle code name is "If I Had To Pick A Bro"

Steve: Robin is… "Eagle Two"

Robin: oh thank God

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Robin: You and Jonathan look cute together.

Nancy: Weren't you just trying to set me up with Steve?

Robin: . . . BUT you guys would look cuter with Steve.

Steve: Are you hitting on Nancy and Jonathan for me, Robin?

Robin: Just trying to move things along.

[slashergirlnancy]

stranger things + incorrect quotes (6/?)

[strangerthings-incorrectquotes]

Steve: So what do you think?

Robin: Oh, I wasn't listening but I strongly agree with Nancy.

Steve:

Steve: She's not even here.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Joyce: It's hard to make moral judgements if your family's involved. Like, let's say someone was ticketed for speeding through a school zone, and you find out it was your dad. What would you say to him?

Hopper: Well first, I would be like... "Dad? You're alive?!"

[castielinpastel]

steve : so how does this work exactly?

lucas : max is gay but she’s straight for me but she’s gay for el and el’s really gay for max

max : it’s not that complicated

steve :

steve : alrighty then

[chrissy-wakeup]

Chrissy, sort of tipsy: I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because every day you come home and you're just, like, "What? It's you! I love you! You're my sexy roommate. We love each other."

Eddie, drunk: She’s talking about me!

[sweetcreaturetm]

Dustin: Do you remember anything about Steve doing anything unusual that day?

Robin: He did make us stop by the trailer park before his shift at family video, because he wanted to drop something off for Eddie. He had a real bad crush on him.

Eddie: [laughing] Oh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing.

Steve: We're married.

Eddie: Still!

[bisexual-cryptid]

eddie: awe, babe. you had a crush on me? that’s so embarrassing.

steve: we’re dating.

eddie: still…

[lizzie-bennetdarcy]

List eight shows for your followers to get to know you

Tagged by my dearest @hippolotamus 🥰🥰🥰

(I won't include Schitt's Creek cause I feel like it's kind of obvious at this point)

Parks and Rec

The Last of Us

Arrested Development

Bridgerton

The X Files

Stranger Things

Psych

New Girl

Tagging @smblmn @mostlyinthemorning @jesuisici33 @mammameesh @mallpretzles @legalgal421 @obsessedwithdavrick @chelle-68 @treluna4 if you wanna play 😊

[steviesbicrisis]

For anyone that has seen Parks and Recreation:

these two? Steve and Robin coded (I swear to god I can't look at Ben Schwarts without getting creeped out)

But also, these two? S T E D D I E April has Eddie's aesthetic (or better, Eddie wishes he had April's level of creepiness) but he has Andy's personality (generally happy, energetic, good at entertaining kids); while Andy has Steve's aesthetic (casual, popular guy) but Steve has April's personality (if you think Steve and April wouldn't bitch about people together you're just wrong).

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Dustin walks into Steve’s living room, where everyone is hanging out.

Dustin: Everyone stop what you're doing and come with me.

Eddie: Where are you going?

Dustin: Steve’s not here today. No babysitter, we can do whatever we want.

Eddie: I'm also your babysitter.

Everyone starts laughing, including Dustin.

Dustin: Hahaha. That's a good one, Eddie. Let's go.

Eddie: 🤨

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

Eddie: Nothing. It’s just adults are boring. And I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become boring adults.

Lucy: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think for one second I’m not also going to get that Marshmallow Shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest man I know.

Eddie: You’re gonna make me cry.

[jae-in-a-trenchcoat]

Me, posts a lil funny tiktok 2 days ago thinking no one will care: hope at least one person will like this

The tiktok having 100k views and almost 28k likes: more than one honey

[hawkinsincorrect]

Nancy: You look weird.

Steve: So do you.

Steve: ...That's a lie. You always look beautiful.

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

Eddie x Lydia but make it Parks and Rec (girl is passionate but he loves that about her)

Would anyone be interested in being tagged in my Lydia content? let me know!