#parody

[monstersholygrail]

Thinking about Puppy Hybrid Stay at Home Dad who was so doting on you when you were pregnant with his litter.

Every time he'd fuck you he was always nervous even though he knew the pups were completely safe. Still, as if he could help protect them, every time he'd fuck you he'd be holding onto the beautiful swell of your pregnant belly. Even as he was rutting his cock into you like he was trying to breed you all over again he'd be careful not to put too much weight on you.

But he is a needy boy after all and he craves the feel of your warm fat body so softly pressed against his. So he takes to fucking you from behind, one arm curled over your chest while the other holds your belly. Showing his gratitude for the lives you're growing with every brutal thrust of his cock.

Over the course of your pregnancy, the discomfort it brings growing an entire litter is rivaled by the constant pleasure Puppy Hybrid makes sure to fill you with. Providing it as the perfect distraction and making sure you're at your happiest.

And when the pups finally do come, Puppy Hybrid is practically shaking from holding in his need to unleash his excited zoomies. His tail wags rapidly, smacking against the hospital bed until he's instructed to tuck it away so it doesn't accidentally hit one of the nurses.He's just so so happy to finally get to meet all his pups.

But he makes sure to keep his attention on you, his sweet wonderful mate. He presses countless kisses to your sweaty cheeks, asking how you're feeling and praising you on how well you did, how you're the best parent already. Their pups couldn't have gotten more lucky than to have you.

After you're all sent home, Puppy Hybrid still wants to make sure you're resting. So as much as you try and argue, he insists on you staying in bed. He walks back and forth between the cribs and your bed all day. Bringing you your pups so that you can see them and beam at them with pride just as much as he is.

The next few months with you both on leave from work to take care of your pups are some of the best of Puppy Hybrids life. Being able to spend every minute of every day with his gorgeous family is an absolute dream. Seeing you taking care of your pups ignites all of his instincts, making him wanna breed you full of another litter already.

He even tries once, coyly suggesting it as you lay so prettily beneath him. His cock slamming into your depths until you're seeing stars. And that's when he sneaks in his little question. Your eyes roll back and you scream, begging him to breed your desperate hole. A long howl escapes him and he pumps his length inside you till he's coming and filling you with his seed till you're overflowing with it.

But when the heat begins to fade and your mind is no longer clouded by lust, you playfully scold him that now isn't the time. You both have to return to work soon and find someone to help care for the pups.

That sends your poor mates world crashing. His heart dropping into his stomach at the reminder. The idea of leaving his pups has tears pricking at his eyes and aching whines tearing from his throat. He can't stand it. Having someone else care for his pups is ridiculous. They're his not anyone else's. He's to care for them. It's the only option.

Despite the determination that begins to thrum in his chest and the slight growl in his throat, he's still nervous to toss the idea around with you. He doesn't know what he'd do if you guys couldn't work something out.

He just has to make it sound like such a good offer that it would be impossible to refuse.

Puppy Hybrid spends days trying to concoct the perfect way to raise the issue. But the next time you bring up looking for a Nanny he panics and spews out the first words that come to mind.

“Sounds great! W-where do I, uh, drop off my application?”

His cheeks immediately flush at the adorably confused look you send him and he spends the rest of the afternoon flustered as he tries to explain to you that he wants to be a stay at home dad. And your sweet smile gives him hope that it will all work out after all.

[madame-helen]

[pinkapplejam]

This kawaii parody project has been ongoing for two weeks 😅

Käärijä was in Japan this week so I needed to post...

🌈SANEUROVISION FRIENDS🌈

Meet:

💚Käãroppi

❤️TomMy Melody Cash

💙Kleinamoroll

🐈Rim Tim Tagi Purin

😸EriKitty

🖤Lordz-Maru

And honourable mention (because "f--k 2020")

✨️Little Twin Big Stars

[deva-26]

Looking forward to that merch! :3

Spaceballs: the Phone Case

Spaceballs: the Search Engine

Spaceballs: the App

SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY

Director: Mel Brooks Year: 2027

"After 40 years we asked, what do the fans want?... but instead we're making this movie!" - Mel Brooks

[raiden-yomi]

I draw Honkai StarRail x DanDADan OP parody ‼️

[betterbooktitles]

Get Ready With Me: JD Vance prepares for Trump’s military parade.

[retropopcult]

Buz bee detergent Wacky Packages, 12th Series 1975

[prospitianescapee]

OP is a parody of the below, with the couple redrawn as Aunt Fritzi and Phil Fumble from the newspaper comic Nancy.

(The original ad is all that reverse image search gives me, but the edit feels like it could be from Mad Magazine?)

[king-of-panem]

[vleecie]

[rainbowpopeworld]

David keeps saying Staged was singularly situated to its time in the early pandemic. But this idea sounds great to me 😂😅

Transcript below the cut. Full podcast here

Transcript/description:

[first image is a photo beside text, which reads “The Guilty Feminist Podcast #438: Deborah Frances-White is joined by David Tennant” (photo of the two of them)]

Deborah Frances-White [DFW]: And in the meantime, we need to be... Someone else, not me, needs to be building a different arm of the Labour Party or a different party that's like Labour but not Labour. I wouldn't be a good politician. People say you could run.

David Tennant [DT]: No, no, no, no, no.

[audience cheering]

DFW: Come on, greatest acting role of your life, PM. Come on. Sheeny. What about Sheeny?

DT: He'd be good.

[crowd whoops]

DFW: I mean, he's already doing it.

DT: I know.

DFW: He's already doing it, you know, paying off people's debts and stuff. You and Sheen together, he's PM, you're Chancellor.

DT: Job Share.

[A photo appears of Micheal Sheen and David Tennant, from Good Omens publicity in 2019, wearing suits and smiling. The words “Staged Series 4: Prime Minister Job Share” are diagonal across the photo.]

DFW: Job Share!

DT: Sure.

[crowd cheers]

DFW: Oh, my God, that's a TV show l'd pay to see. A reality show where David and Michael job share the PM role. And every Friday you have a joint meeting and it's live-streamed, like Staged.

[laughter from everyone]

[Final image is just text, which says “Staged, Series 4: Prime Minister Job Share

New New New Labour Party

Coming to a steaming service near you”]

(I thought about putting the word New there 15 times, but decided against it 😂)

[pictureviewer-universe]

to be fair she's a minimum wage employee she doesn't get paid enough to deal with stuff like this.

she didn’t even try…

[madame-helen]

[rainbow-taishi]

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