#pastoral dress

[tsukuyomiland]

My dress is almost complete, it only needs some little details (the embroidered sleeves, my hair properly styled) but I was making some tests today and it really looks good already. I'm so so happy!

[l3viat8an]

i was trying to think of ways to tie vampire simeon back to christianity (mainly for the aesthetic), but all i can think of is him with a corruption kink and wanting to take you inside of a church

Nsfw content MDNI

I’ve been thinking about this since I read it this morning helpdhsk-

But the thing is I don’t think vampire! Simeon could even step foot in a church- far too many crosses everywhere….

But instead he really loves role-playing with you, hang on hear me out!!!-

He plays the handsome, young pastor of your church that ends up getting turned into a vampire~ and poor little you find him…..you’re so sweet to him.

Asking why he’s been acting off he’s so hungry……and you smell so good~

He can’t help it, he pins you down begging for forgiveness as he leans in, fangs revealed and bites your neck.

Groaning as he drinks from you, you can squeal and push him away it won’t do any good. He needs to feed.

[blackmensuited]

[rewritingcanon]

angsty au: what if scorp just straight up left after harry didnt let him be friends with albus as a gryffindor? Like, just transferred to beaxbatons or some shit?

then cue albus sailing the seven seas to get him back again

[bisaster-energy]

I have to know what nut allergy means 🤲🏻

god i had forgotten about this one til u tagged me💀i got the idea cos of some tiktok someone made about putting ghost pepper in their food to catch whichever coworker was stealing their food and ppl in the notes were freaking out cos "wHAt iF sOMeOnE iS ALlErGiC" me and my friend luke were like "god how funny would it be if you just went in someone's fridge drank all their milk and shit yourself cos ur lactose intolerant and then blame them for trying to poison u that logic is so crazy...what if it was a destiel au"

it's really just a silly hospital au i never got around to finishing it's cringy and basic but it's funny to me so i kept it

so cas is a doctor ofc i have to reward dean somehow.

he's neurosurgeon because i did watch grey's anatomy and dr. sexy being a parody of derek shepherd who's played by patrick dempsey who also played a guy named cass who was in a polyamory with jensen ackle's character and marilyn monroe. i had to put it in

i couldnt decide if i wanted dean to be a doctor too or a nurse but i know i wanted him in peds

basically it's one sided enemies to lovers with dean having beef with cas for no reason (he's hot and this frustrates dean to no end). meanwhile cas has a crush bigger than texas on that man

maybe a competitive aspect too like derek and burke had but less animosity. i try to lean into the soap opera aspect of it as if they're in a medical drama more than a REAL HOSPITAL because it's easier than doing extensive research <3

so maybe dean is a bit more of an asshole to cas than strictly necessary and no one else gets why. cas essentially gives up on trying to have a normal conversation w/dean and thinks he really hates him so he settles to only talk to him in a professional capacity so he wont encroach on his space more than he has to

dean takes this personally. i love misunderstandings

etc etc it comes to a head when maybe something happens that really sets dean off about cas (i haven't figured what yet) and so to get back at him he nabs a cookie from his lunch (cas already established that anyone can indulge in them but dean missed the memo ig)

anyways ruh roh! his dumbass is allergic to one of the ingredients cos it came into contact with walnuts or smth idk

dean's embarrassed as hell and cas finds him all swollen and fucked up and i haven't gotten past this part but yeah i just wanted cas to stab dean with an epi-pen really

overall very mid and silly and dumb but here's an excerpt anyway:

The neurosurgeon is, in Dean's humble (but also right) opinion, the only one worthy of the term Asshole around here, with a capital A.

Well, not the only one. But still.

And it's not like Dean didn't try to get to know him! New doctor shows up, windswept hair tousled to perfection, lab coat flaring behind him like some sort of superhero, gaze focused and intense, and eyes so so blue-

Ahem. Of course Dean is going to be intrigued he's a human being! It's not like Castiel was interested anyway. Barely said three words to Dean before rushing off somewhere else, probably to bless some other coworker with his angelic ass sculpted by god. Dean tried a few times after that and still ended up with nothing more than stilted small talk. Dude made talking to a brick wall seem like a cake walk. There was always something going on that had to cut their conversations short, and Dean thought Cas was just a shy guy at first, nothing wrong with that. But he's seen Dr. Novak easily chat with other staff for longer than two (painfully awkward) minutes. Especially Masters. God that snake just loves to hang off Novak, like that's her job instead of being a damn nurse. Even Balthazar, their own personal sleazeball of an anesthesiologist, allegedly manages to drag the uptight doctor out from time to time.

Not that Dean has been stalking them or anything. He just heard it through the grapevine like every other godforsaken rumor at this high school of a hospital. And if the grapevine happened to just be Balthazar himself bragging about their nights out in the breakroom, well that's Dean's business.

"I still say you need to give him a chance, Dean," his mammoth of a brother insisted, brushing his mane out of his face. Seriously, dude, just get a haircut. "I don't get what your problem with him is. Castiel is great! A little awkward maybe, but it really adds to his charm." Dean rolls his eyes.

"Sammy, you do realize you sound like you're trying to get me to adopt a dog that's about to be sent to the pound? It didn't work when you were eight and it won't work now. And, for your information, I've given Cas plenty of chances to talk to me. He's the one with the issue. You should be selling him all this kumbaya bullshit. And don't you have some lawsuits to prevent?"

It's Sam's turn to roll his eyes. "Whatever, Dean. If you gave up on talking to him then why the hell do you call him by a nickname?" With another flip of his mop, his brother left Dean spluttering for a reasonable answer. Which there is, of course. But Sam's long gone by the time he manages a weak "Castiel is a mouthful, okay?" "I'll say," came an annoyingly sultry voice from behind. Without turning Dean lets out a sigh. "Can I help you, Masters?" He asks flatly, already resigning himself to an unpleasant encounter. "Oh, don't be like that, Dean," God, he can practically hear the obnoxious pout he knows she's wearing right now. "I thought we could bond over what a mouthful Clarence is!" That has him spinning around.

meg is cas' bestie she can't understand why he's hung up on dean but she supports his terrible terrible taste. and if she can manage to convince dean they're fucking in the meantime well. god forbid women do anything

the reason sam seems so invested is cos the hospital has a betting pool over if these 2 get together and when. bros tryna make bank

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

John Hagee American Pastor

Pastor Hagee can catch a stiff dick.

[dotssu3]

Never did I think I whould see Joshua in a maid dress but it kinda fits him

heheh :--)

[the-gloomth]

Victorian Countryside

[prefabfemininity]

‘ daddy taught me the old testament first , where everyone gets what they deserve with an extra helping of whipped cream and two cherries on top . why shouldn't i tell her ? ’

[notsobeautifuldisaester]

If children aren’t old enough to know about their own bodies or FaVoRiTe CoLoR, maybe they’re not old enough to be dragged to a loud place to be lectured on how they must devote their life to an invisible sky dude because he sacrificed his son (who is also himself) or they’ll be BBQ’d for eternity after they die

[blackmensuited]

[jokingmisfit]

I'm a gay Christian.

TAKE THAT CHURCH!

[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Valorie Curry!

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

John Hagee American Pastor

Pastor Hagee has a face that would look great wrapped around my penis.

I’m sure he’ll adamantly deny that statement.

[starlocked01]

I'm just a middleman.

At least that makes me a man?