#pat butcher

[incorrect-bbc-ghosts]

Pat: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.”

Julian: Actually, you can’t.

Mary: Not since the accident.

[idiotwithanipad]

No one asked for this but here's what I imagine each Ghost to smell like: 

Cap: 

・Pipe Tobacco 

・Fresh Envelopes

・Lightly heated metal

・Boiled sweets

Pat: 

・Copper wires from an old radio

・Freshly cut grass

・Sugarless Tea

・Tree sap

Julian: 

・Cologne 

・Extra Strong Mints

・Faintest hint of Sweat

・Vodka

Thomas: 

・Black tea

・Liquorice 

・Fresh paper

・Quill Ink

Humphrey: 

・Smoked Meat

・Red Wine

・Wax Candles

・Mossy cobblestone from the river

Robin: 

・Fur Musk

・Well worn leather

・Wood smoke

・Skin Musk

Mary: 

・Smoke

・Fresh milk

・Pressed apples

・Wicca baskets

Annie: 

・Freshly baked bread

・Cotton Musk

・Dry Straw

・Juice from a Clementine 

Kitty: 

・Lemon Peel

・Chamomile 

・ Silk Musk

・Mint

Fanny: 

・Dried Lavender 

・ Rosemary

・Magnolia 

・Slight hint of Pet dander 

[froskii]

pat from ghost bbc if was dogy he feels dog coded

i wamt to furryfy tthem all

[sillyahhchana]

Quick one to celebrate the final season:“)

[olympain]

How are things looking for the weekend, Richard?

[baynton]

BBC Ghosts | 5x05: Carpe Diem

[lackadaisycal-art]

[magidragon12]

She's just like me fr-

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Excuse me, who invited you to their tea party??

[incorrect-bbc-ghosts]

Pat: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:

Pat: Julian, what the actual FUCK?

[howicked]

BBC GHOSTS (2019-) 2.05 (Bump in the Night)

[cloudyfacewithjam]

BBC Ghosts - Season 5 Episode 5 - Carpe Diem

[bawdiestrhymester]

There’s something so special about Glasses!Cap.

[viola-halogen]

It would have actually been hilarious if the ghost voice recorder had actually worked in The Grey Lady. Like they’re expecting disembodied wailing and scary noises and instead they get some guy from Yorkshire doing an 80s-style radio show complete with ad breaks and some other guy reading horny poetry.

[saryasy]

BBC Ghosts - S05E06 Last Resort

[yaminerua]

Just finished watching BBC Ghosts and I love these terrible, wonderful dead dorks;;;