#pathetic men

[fvckuiloveu]

god i love pathetic men

[poltergirlst]

i want you to be intellectually brilliant but affectionately dumb for me, understand?

[theghostinyourwalls]

Just gonna leave these right here…

[sulldrit-art]

Hello homestuck community, today I offer you a sad, washed up, drunk, pathetic old man!

[kasimova-dariia]

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[bean-cookies]

[pluto-00]

DRUNK OFF YOU.

nsfw(16+), black fem reader, eating out, afab reader, praising, degrading(not directed to reader), whining/begging, mentions of spit, dom reader(ish), sub/switch male, and after-care.

pet names; my love, pretty girl, and baby.

pussy drunk men! who are kind of pathetic when it comes to you. You always have him needy when your away, poor baby can’t even get off properly when you aren’t there.

pussy drunk men! who’d want nothing more than to please you when you finally come home.

“please my love, let me have a taste, i’ll promise to take good care of you t’nite.”

pussy drunk men! who’d at the drop of a hat would get on they’re knees if you’re stressed and needed some relief.

pussy drunk men! who’d take one lap of it, and start moaning and rutting into the the mattress like a little bitch. Causing you in response to laugh, and push his head away from your heat.

“I let you get a taste, and you start acting like a complete whore.”

“M’sorry baby, i’m g’nna calm down..I promise.”

pussy drunk men! who’d groan as your lower half started to get wetter. His muffled sounds collidin against your sopping cunt.

“Fuckk, you’re getting everywhere.”

pussy drunk men! who enjoys when your thighs cramp around his face, priding himself on your physical reactions alone. The way you tug on his hair, as your back arches are some of his favorite things he likes to see.

pussy drunk men! who are very skilled with their mouth alone, can have you seeing stars for hours if you wanted.

pussy drunk men! who likes maintaining eye contact the entire time when he’s going down on you, he just loves watching you come undone.

“I wish you could see how you gorgeous you look right now, mhm.”

pussy drunk men! who can go on for hours, he could have an aching dick in his boxers and yet still drink you up like a man in the desert who found a well.

pussy drunk men! who’s absolutely a mess when its comes to you, your slick all over his lips, and his spit dripping down your inner thighs

pussy drunk men! who’s probably has you in tears or close to it. A soft smile plays on his lips, as you buck your hips up into his mouth, a clear sign you need more.

pussy drunk men! who’s made you cum probably twice already just by his tongue alone, and is now pushing for another. This is by pure enjoyment alone, you're over-stimulated, and not once has he stopped.

pussy drunk men! who praises you relentlessly, he’s just so thankful that you let him go on for this long. His thumb runs over your puffy clit, trying to get another climax out of you with a slight grin on his face.

“You’re being so good for me, my love. thank you.”

pussy drunk men! who when they are done, kiss you on the lips, and go put on a warm bath as another thank you.

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thinking of..! leon s kennedy, geto suguru, satoru gojo, trafalgar law, and spencer reid.

[bubblesmissesbigtimerush]

if god didn't want me to have sinful thoughts then why did he make submisive pathetic looking men

[zoolitsky]

Sanji is PATHETIC (affectionate)

Sanji is a stupid little bleating man (and I love him so much he is my skrunkly my poor little meow meow) so I made this

I don’t know who the original artist is! If you know please tell me!!

[misskittykatft]

If you're still gooning at this hour, send to my cashapp otherwise I'm probably not gonna see you in my dm's

[theghostinyourwalls]

The way we goes from lecturing to licking blood off his fingers like that is 😳

[clearmarinaa]

pathetic men are overrated

what about pathetic women

what about the 40 year old woman with back pain, a greasy hair and bent back

what about that woman that drinks, smokes, and has eyebags from lack of sleep

what about that woman who makes men afraid and uncomfortable

what about that woman who is sad or angry 24/7

what about that woman with glasses, brackets, fucked up skin who is all day every day with her face glued to the computer

what about the woman with fucked up teeth and tired eyes

what about that woman who can't work without fucking up in some way

i need to find more women like this in horror media or media in general

[cj-valentine]

He's the saddest wettest creature left on the side of the road in a cardboard box. He's utterly pathetic. He's the littlest of meow meows. He hasn't showered in half a year. Giving him a compliment would make him desintegrate. He is God's weakest soldier. You kind of want to pick him up and punt him just to see how far he would fly. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[sleepy-spagetti]

Pathetic wet squid man

[bbwmommydom]

Mommy was just laying here in bed thinking about bending some sorry pathetic loser over and fucking them til they cry. Oh you want mommy to stop? 🥺 Well that's to fucking bad 😈. You wanted to be bratty in public now mommy's gonna punish you in private 😈🥵 You would think you would learn by now 😘🤤