#pein/nagato

[happy-yetstrange-collector]

[teapotart]

What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.

[watermelonsloth]

I love how the Akatsuki pairs can be summarized as:

Itachi and Kisame: Malewife

Sasori and Deidara: Manwhore

Hidan and Kakuzu: Manslaughter

Pein and Konan: Mansplain

Obito and Zetsu: Manipulate

[scarabedo-is-canon]

the colors brothers

they were born in a cardboard box all alone

[snakeaterr]

i love women but i laughed out loud at this scene

[silbaria]

And here is all the Akatsuki Tarot cards! Thank you to everyone for the support and the kind comments! They gave me motivation to get through every single one! You guys are awesome ✨ 🫡

Commission info (Buy 3 get the 4th free!) ✨ || Ko-fi ☕️✨

[shirotume]

😌

[akasakurevival]

Part 2 of the results from our third round of the 3 Artists Challenge!

Artists: @kimazuiiii @princessxgarbage @frostmarris @artofmintea @hallous @mayskalih @saku-rhyth @ionahazuki @chiarobee

Breakdown (and kiss meme credits) under the cut!

KisaSaku [nip kiss]: sketch - kimazuiiii, lines - princessxgarbage, color - frostmarris

KonanSaku [blood kiss]: sketch - artofmintea, lines - princessxgarbage, color - hallous

MadaSaku [behind the ear]: sketch - mayskalih, lines - frostmarris, color - artofmintea

NagaSaku [rough kiss]: sketch - saku-rhyth, lines - frostmarris, color - artofmintea

OroSaku [lick]: sketch - ionahazuki, lines - chiarobee, color - mayskalih

PeinSaku [E1]: sketch - artofmintea, lines - kimazuiiii, color - chiarobee

(credits for the grid memes we used!: https://www.tumblr.com/a-moop/182795888345/valentines-day-kiss-drawing-prompt-free-for?source=share & https://www.deviantart.com/kaisuki/art/Kissing-Meme-Template-361658733)

[imagineakatsuki]

Do you have any headcanons regarding the akatsuki and cuddling?

Pein/Nagato: Uses his bodies to make a giant cuddle pile with his partner in the center. Without his other paths, though, he doesn’t give the best cuddles; his original body is very frail, so his partner may be wary of engaging in cuddles.

Konan: Loves to cuddle but doesn’t express it (you can’t really tell), so her partner just thinks she doesn’t like it. Prefers being the little spoon and having arms wrapped around her because it makes her feel safe.

Deidara: Gets bored quickly so he likes to cuddle while doing something, whether that’s talking his partner’s ear off about his art or watching TV. His partner must keep his attention or he might just fall asleep on them.

Sasori: Not much of a cuddler, but likes to run his hand through his partner’s hair as they lay on his lap (while he is simultaneously working on a puppet).

Itachi: Great cuddler and hug giver. Firm, but not tight. Soft, but not squishy. Gentle, but not weak. He prefers cuddling while in bed and is mostly silent through the whole thing (usually because he’s just content to lay there).

Kisame: Gives the best hugs/cuddles by far. He has very strong arms and is (probably) a lot bigger + taller than his partner so he completely engulfs them. Being the polite gentleman he is, he would keep checking in with his partner and adjust to their preference.

Hidan: Would cuddle all the time and always accepts if his partner wants to or initiates it. Be aware, though, that being covered in blood won’t stop him from cuddling; in fact, he thinks the warmth and slickness of the blood only adds to the experience.

Kakuzu: Stiff, but surprisingly comfortable. He’s not used to giving physical affection (the closest he gets is beating the shit out of Hidan), so his partner would have to bear through those first few seconds of him getting used to the idea.

Obito: Cuddles like this is the last time he’ll be able to do it, so he’s very possessive and reluctant to let his partner go for any reason once he’s wrapped them up in his arms. Warning: may activate his Sharingan in order to capture the memory, which could then result in his partner falling through him and suffering a heart attack.

Zetsu: Doesn’t know how to cuddle. After teaching him, he would be very awkward, uncoordinated, and stiff with it. He’d just wrap his arms around his partner and say “Like this?” then sit there for a few minutes until his partner gets tired of his ineptitude.

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[nail-art-no-jutsu]

Kakuzu: >:|

Itachi: >_<

Nagato: º □ º

[mukkiethekip]

you will feel a little pain

commissions | da tip jar

[zentriii]

thinking abt kakashi coming back to life & the ramifications of what could've happened if he was hugging sakumo then. nagato was only bringing all the recently dead bodies physically in konoha back to life and if sakumo's spirit accidentally hitched a ride with kakashi's. would he be like sakura's inner or what?

[ladykissingfish]

*Nagato walks into the living room with his cane*

Nagato: Gentlemen. I’m in need of some assistance.

Hidan: *pulling out his scythe* Who do we gotta kill?

Nagato: No, no; nothing like that. 

Kisame: Are you in need of help returning to your room?

Deidara: Oi, Tobi! Get in here; there’s an old guy that needs help walking!

*Tobi races into the room*

Tobi, half-slipping into Obito voice: C’mon leader! I’ll help ya get to your room and I’ll tuck you into bed nice and safe, Grandpa! *goes to put his arm under Nagato’s elbow*

Nagato: Stop that! For God’s sake, I’m not an old man! I’m only thirty-five!!

Itachi: … Seriously? If you’re an indication of how those with special eyes age, my future isn’t looking too good …

Nagato: I should dock all of your pay for this, but I won’t. Listen, I’ve finally done it. I’ve convinced Konan to go on a real date with me. And I’d like to look my very best for tonight. So —

Deidara: First of all, we need to do something about your hair, hm. *takes a few strands of Nagato’s hair between his fingers, and then wipes his hands on his pants* Amazing how something can be dry as fuck and greasy as hell at the same time …

Hidan: Need to do something about your skin, too. I had a damn corpse out in the yard for three days that had better color than you …

Itachi: And your wardrobe needs some help. You may claim you’re only thirty-five but you dress like you’re eighty-five. Hang on, I have something that might fit you if I take it in a couple of inches …

Deidara: Me and Hidan will get stuff ready for you too!

Tobi: What if things go farther tonight, Leader? How’s your … special area, looking? Should we try and trim a little so Konan isn’t freaked out by a smelly red forest?

Itachi: Honestly, probably a white one …

Hidan: Don’t worry, Leader! We’ll have ya looking like a human being in no time!

*everyone leaves*

Nagato:

Nagato: That’s it, they’re all fired.

[greenapplespider]

Rough sketch request of Nagato and Yahiko from discord- might do a more refined piece later on ;p

[everynagatopein]

Chapter 428

[naruto-imagines-and-headcanons]

Naruto Love Languages (Akatsuki)

Pein/Nagato - Physical Touch

Nagato struggles with his public image and personal image. When he is around others he is a god, a highly power who will bring peace. He is held to such a high standard and that comes with a lot of pressure. Inside he feels like just another person, but knows he has to keep up the persona to execute his plan. When you join him in public he boosts you up as his equal, an equal god to rule with him. But when you two get away from others and back into solitude, Nagato just collapses into your arms and wants to stay there all day. Sure he was tons of paperwork to do, but god dammit have you see the state his body is in? He deserves ONE day off. Loves it when you let him lay down on your lap and you play with his hair. While he is definitely more touchy in private, you do notice that in public he will quietly snake his hand into yours and not let go the whole meeting

Konan - Gift Giving

Konan is stoic but very sweet. She's been hurt quite a bit and is afraid to reach out again. Even when dating you for awhile she occasionally catches herself getting comfortable and retreats a bit. You know she means well and understand her struggles, but it does get sad sometimes. Something that doesn't go away though is her gifts to you. Konan loves to make origami for you, and larger paper creations as well. Your favorite animals, your favorite anime characters, she even makes statues of you two together. Seeing your smile when you recieve these makes her heart soar. Giving you gifts is her one way to confidently express her love, and will bring out the most genuine smiles she ever gives

Itachi Uchiha - Acts of Service

Itachi has some issues showing his emotions more directly. He's a man of few words. But what he doesn't say in words he says in actions. He adores taking care of you. He misses taking care of a younger sibling, or just family in general, it makes him feel important. So caring for you feels just as good, even better since you guys get to kiss and cuddle and stuff. Itachi will always be cooking meals for you and picking up around the house. If you ever get sick this man will be at your side the whole time, I'm talking fresh soup and blankets. Sure he may be a full time Akatsuki member, but with you he's like a housewife. And he wouldn't have it any other way!

Kisame Hoshigaki - Quality Time

Kisame is the definition of loyalty. He is already loyal to his friends and teammates, but to you he is unwavering. He'll never lie to you, sell you out, cheat on you, nothing. You're the only one for him. You're so special and are so interesting to him. Spending time with you is bliss for him, even when you just sit around and casually chat. Kisame could listen to your voice and stare at your beautiful face for hours on end. You'll often find him just staring at you smiling sweetly (much to your embarrassment). He'll back off if you tell him to, but will be back at it the next day

Sasori - Quality Time

Sasori values eternity over everything, that's why he turned himself into a puppet. The passage of time won't affect him, and he doesn't want it to affect your relationship either. He's not big on talking or touching, it's more just existing with you that makes him happy. Whenever he works on his puppets he likes to have you in his studio doing your own thing (with the occasional small talk if you catch him on a good day). Sasori thinks in the long term as well, not worrying if you guys just spend a day doing nothing. You have years and years ahead of you, you can spend a day just doing nothing and relaxing. Just be aware he will consistantly try to convince you to become a puppet so you guys can really live for eternity forever

Deidara - Gift Giving

When you and Deidara started dating, he definitely was showing off awkwardly. I'm talking bragging about his achievements, hyping up his fighting skills, stuff like that. He's lucky he's cute cause he could kinda be insufferable lol. But once he got comfortable around you he mellowed out a lot. More genuine conversations, wider range of emotions and vulnerability, and more confident touches as well. Now he can hold your hand without freaking out. Deidara adores giving you gifts most of all though. His art is obviously the best, and you're the best, so you are worthy of it! His gifts range from tiny little birds that tweet your favorite song before poofing into smoke, or a whole giant dragon doing a show and exploding into colorful fireworks. All of Deidara's creations have tons of time and effort put into them to make sure they are the highest quality for you. Everytime there is a new surprise in his clay, and you look forward to it every day

Hidan - Physical Touch

...Are you surprised? Come on let's be real here. Hidan appreciates the more sinful things in life, and that includes your body. He's kind of a douchebag and you each piss each other off alot, but he DOES care for you. He wouldn't want any other partner, you're his favorite little shit and he couldn't dream of losing you. Not to mention this man worships your body. Everything about you is just perfectly carved by Jashin just for him. Pretty much anything you do will turn him on, you're just that sexy to him. Hidan has no shame and will actively start making out and feeling you up in public. Why should he have to wait to get home to ravish you, you look so good right here right now! And he isn't ashamed to show the world how much he loves you, fuck them all. If you manage to hold him off till you get home, the moment you walk in the door he is throwing you over his shoulder and parading to the bedroom

Kakuzu - Quality Time

Kakuzu isn't the most... romantic person in the world. He's a bit difficult to deal with, even in a relationship. Sometimes you wonder why you fell for this guy in the first place. But then he'll ask you to stay with him while he counts money and talk. The whole time he is attentive and engaged, surprising you with his sincerity. He likes to have you around him a lot and will sometimes drag you into the same room as him with no words. Just sit next to him and he's satisfied. Kakuzu is also protective of you more than anyone in his life. Most people he gives no shits about, just ask his previous teammates. But you don't annoy him as much and he found himself genuinely caring for you. So in return he will kill anyone who dares to threaten or hurt you. News flash though, you will always play second fiddle to money

Tobi/Obito - Words of Affirmation

Either persona he chooses uses words to show his affection, just in drastically different ways. As Tobi, he is waaaaaaay more open and extravagent about it. He is gushing about you all the time in front of everyone, constantly bragging about you during meetings, he will not shut the fuck up. The world will KNOW how cool and funny and hot you are. But when he is back to regular Obito, he definitely calms down. He is still very affectionate and vocal, but in a more private way. He saves this sincerity for alone time and very rare outings. These times he feels open to be vulnerable with you and enjoys telling you all the things he holds inside. So no matter what side of Obito you have, you are gonna be treated like a national treasure (Oh but uh, another problem with Tobi is that uh... nothing you guys do will be private. Everything is gonna be broadcasted to the rest of the Akatsuki, so get used to the group knowing what color panties you were wearing)

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