Idk if other people have been following the March of Penguin Madness (zoo competition to name the worlds cutest penguin) but the aggressive campaigning from news stations for their local penguins has been my favorite part
It just occurred to me that flamingos and emperor penguins are literally elemental opposites.
Flamingos raise their young in the middle of a lake of boiling salt as a sort of species-wide "try it if you think you're hard enough" to every predator on the planet, and emperor penguins achieve the same effect by having as their breeding season Antarctica in winter.
If a flamingo and an emperor penguin ever met, the consequences would be unimaginable.