#perks of dating tmnt

[mimastuff]

Hey so how do you think the rottmnt would deal with a mutant s/o who hugs their turtle protectively when meat sweats threaten’s to genuinely actually want to eat the turtles and he is getting the supplies ready and s/o hisses/growl/roars at Meat sweats intimidatingly and it actually does spook the pig a bit? If he comes near, he is gonna have deal with this feral s/o to deal with.

Yes ofc i can ! This one is so cool I love it thanks for the request :)

Overprotective much?

TW: ideas of cannibalism, fluff

Pairings : Tmnt bros x mutant! Overprotective reader

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Raph

- he would be sweating at the thought of him getting ate by meat sweats

- His fear stink could be smelt for miles

- You felt an overpowering protectiveness kick in

- The adrenaline pumped through your body.

- You hissed at the thought of your big turtle boyfriend becoming soup

- The hiss that escaped your lips and the way you stood over the pink pig made raphs heart do all sorts of jumps and flips.

- His heart sang knowing that you wanted to protect him

- The way that you back the mutant pig into the corner ,meat sweats shaking in fear

- His love for you had always seemed huge but in the back of his mind he thought that the relationship was one sided

- He felt like you didn’t deserve him

- Oh how he was wrong.

Leon

- the fear that imbedded Leo’s eyes could send you into a feral, mutant frenzy

- The way meat sweats walked and talked about the same turtle boyfriend

- Perfectly describing him as a starter , main and dessert boiled your blood

- You began to see red

- You let your mutant tendencies take over you

- You let out a loud hiss and stood directly in front of your boyfriend, protecting him.

- He felt a slight jump at your act.

- Meat sweats Peered down at you as if to warn you that the soup could contain a side of Y/N on garlic bread.

- You suddenly let out a low growl

- That made anyone hear it shake in fear of what was to come

- The giant pig lept up in surprise

- The fear on his face would be laughed at for decades.

Mikey

- bless his heart

- Hearing him on a golden piece on toast made his mouth water

- Meat sweats grabbed a pan and started preparing the food

- You began to feel anger rise throughout your whole body

- Your turtle boyfriend so oblivious to the fact that he wanted to EAT him

- You let your mutant ways control your body

- The hiss that escaped your mouth and the way you stood so protective over mikey made his heart flutter

- But he couldn’t see why

- That’s when meat sweats turned around to see your terrifying face

- He jumped out of his skin and almost immediately started putting the kitchen equipment back

- In his attempt he burned his hands which you took an opportunity to grab mikey and run

- The toast still running mikeys mind as he trailed behind you

Dontron

- Donnie felt every inch of him tremble at the thought of himself being eaten

- And by mest sweats himself

- He felt him look around the room in panic as the huge pig described just exactly how he would make a turtle stu with turtle sushi

- Due to his state , he couldn’t move.

- But you could

- You made very opportunity to protect him

- A roar escaped from your lips

- Both Donnie and meat sweats seemed impressed at your vocal skills but also extremely terrified

- The way you stood infront of your boyfriend made his knees weak

- You wanted to protect him ?

- He was sure he was dreaming.

- You both made a run for it when the sound of 8 legs made its way through the place.

- Donnie couldn’t stop thinking of why you would want to protect him.

- Sure you’re dating , but maybe you being a mutant as well had its perks

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Thanks for this one I had fun writing it !

[morfanerina]

Been seeing this DonSagi ship around and I gotta say, because I automatically think a ship with Sagi is of TMNT 2003, those two certainly had a memorable meet-cute with Don accusing Usagi of harming his brother.

This led me to this TMNT 2003 DonSagi setup

- Leo and Usagi are bff. Even if they act fruity it's just how they are, its completely platonic.

- Usagi visited Leo several times and started to really know each brother - including gentle Donnie, who will fight if he has to and for his family but prefers pacifism.

- Leo will brag about his brothers at the drop of a hat and Usagi always perks up when Donnie comes up.

- Usagi admits his crush on Donnie to Leo stiffly, unsure how the protective leader would react to it. Leo's only hesitance about it was on how Donnie might not feel the same and how it might hurt them if it didn’t work out.

- Usagi didn't ask Splinter's permission for courting beforehand because Leo suggested to wait to see whether his brother would be interested first. Diminish the amount of awkwardness all around. Just in case.

- While those two are scheming on how to get Donnie's attention without the whole ninja family nosing in, said family literally thinks those two (Leo and Usagi) are dating in secret. Mikey already has most of the wedding planned, Raph and Casey have their shovel talks ready and rehearsed and poor Donnie is angsting over having a crush on his brother’s "soulmate".

- Splinter thought LeoSagi was the end goal too but his telenovela instincts are tingling so he decided to wait and see. Besides, he knows Usagi, the rabbit would ask his permission before dating his son.

- April is the one who discovers about Donnie’s crush and is extremely sympathetic. She's also a bit suspicious about this sure relationship the rest of the family has fabricated so she manages to get Leo alone and subtly ask about it.

- I need you to imagine the most baffled look on a mutant turtle's face as Leo registers the question. Obviously he isn't in a relationship with Usagi??? Where did she get that idea??? (the swords exchange, the way you greet each other? she almost says)

- Eventually Leo blurts out Usagi likes Donnie to April.

- April's ecstatic and decides to not spill the beans about the mutual crush, instead joining in the increasingly elaborate scheming.

- And by joining in I mean wrangling the teenagers into a simple and direct plan instead of complex 20 steps or more as Usagi was planning.

- Donnie is very much sad and trying to not be in the same room as Usagi because he doesn't want to get in the way of his brother's relationship and it hurts :( also bc drama

- This makes it exceedingly difficult for any of the plans to succeed so of course it has to be an unplanned confession in a chaotic saving the world situation.

- Donnie's bafflement and asking about the supposed romanting LeoSagi gets him two twin baffled looks.

- Mikey and Raph join in with very confused "but weren't you two together????"

- Leo decides to take those two away so Donnie and Usagi could talk. Also he needs to lecture two turtles about assumptions.

- DonSagi get together... once Usagi gets Splinter's blessing and shovel talk.

[rpking99]

Girlfriend Experiance RP's

RP's on this list are ones where your muse and the one you are interacting with have a relationship before the Rp beginins. Where you are dating and get to have some fun.

How each RP will be presented will be as followed: Name of RP (Franchise, Character)

COMICS

The Hunted (Marvel, She-Venom)

Not So Invisible Love (Marvel, Sue Storm)

Say My Name (Marvel, Madelyn Pryor/Goblin Queen)

Workout Hangout (Marvel, Wolverine/Laura Kinney)

Best She Is At What She Does (Marvel, Wolverine/Laura Kinney)

Batwoman Is Your BatBabe (DC, Batwoman/Kate Kane)

The One And Only Birds of Prey (DC, Batgirl & Huntress & Black Canary)

Blackfire's Bae (DC, Blackfire)

In Brightest Day, In Needy Night (DC, Green Lanter/Jessica Cruz)

Not So Killer Frost (DC, Killer Frost)

ANIME

Kiryuin Submits (Kill La Kill, Satsuki Kiriyuin)

Sister Vs Sister (Kill La Kill, Ryuko Matoi & Satsuki Kiriyuin)

Get Away With Thorn Princess (SpyXFamily, Yor)

Forger Forever (SpyXFamily, Anya Forger (Aged Up))

18+ Pampering (Dragon Ball Z, Android 18)

Ranamon's Number 1 Fan (Digimon, Rana/Ranamon)

Riding Romance Acceleration (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds, Aki Izayoi)

Alone At Last With Scanty (Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt, Scanty Demon)

Instance Domination (SSSS//Dynazenon, Mujina)

CARTOONS

New High Score (Kim Possible, Shego)

Help Zip Me Up? (Kim Possible, Shego)

Cosplay Cowabunga (TMNT, April O'Neil)

Date With Daphne (Scooby Doo, Daphne)

Bratty WolfGirl GF (Helluva Boss, Loona)

Third At The Wedding (Hazbin Hotel, Charlie & Vaggie)

Wanna Ride? (Transformers Prime, Arcee)

WhiteRose Swap Chaos (RWBY, Weiss Schnee & Ruby Rose)

All In: Betting It All, Loosing It All (RWBY, Team RWBY (Ruby Rose & Weiss Schnee & Blake Belladonna & Yang Xiao-Long))

After The Show (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit)

GAMES

Distracting Samus (Metroid, Samus Aran)

Failed Salvation (Kingdom Hearts, Aqua)

Edenian Consort (Mortal Kombat, Kitanna)

Princess Pride's Partner (Megaman Battle Network, Princess Pride)

New First Wedding (NiER, Unit 2B)

Star's Party (Lolipop Chainsaw, Juliet Starling)

Quarian Love (Mass Effect, Tali)

Strain of Combat (Street Fighter, Chun-Li)

High-Cut Try Out (Persona 4, Chie Satonaka)

Detective Prince's Problems (Persona 4, Naoto Shirogane)

Distract The Gamer (Persona 5, Oracle/Futaba Sakurai)

Ms Okumara Getting Heated (Persona 5, Noir/Haru Okumara)

TOKU

Secret Revealed (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Pink Ranger/Kimberly Hart)

Ranger Girlfriends (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Pink Ranger/Kimberly & Yellow Ranger/Trini)

Visiting Violet Marine Maintinence (Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, KyoryuViolet/Yayoi Ulshade)

The Exhausted Soverign (Ohsama Sentai KingOhger, Papillon Ohger/Rita Kaniska)

AIMS For the Right Spot (Kamen Rider 01, Kamen Rider Valkyrie/Yua Yaiba)

Perks Of A Superheroine Girlfriend (Kamen Rider Geats, Kamen Rider Na-Go/Neon Kurashima)

MISC

Marriage To The Dark Elf Queen (Kuro Inu, Olga Discorida)

[tmnt-underground]

how are you guys?

Mikey: We're doing great! Thanks for asking! How have you been doing cutie?!

Donnie! You can't just call random people cutie, Mikey! What if they don't like it?

Mikey: Oh, uh... Well, how about sweetie?

Raph: You idiot..

Leo: Sigh... Thank you for coming by, we hope you're having a nice day as we are and apologies for are little brother.

[milkytheholy1]

Proposition

Request: That's completely fine with me! I was wondering if you could do a oneshot for a Rise Donnie x Fem or GN reader (I don't mind) where the reader has severe anxiety and doesn't really like to talk about they're problems- kinda like how Donnie isn't a touchy Feely kinda guy so he could relate and helps the reader out. Sorry if that's too confusing. I was inspired by the song Control by Zoe Wees.

TMNT masterlist

Ultimate masterlist

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"You're doing it again," Donnie moaned absentmindedly, his fingers busy rotating the screwdriver in his hand. His attention was purely on the invention he was crafting but he couldn't help but notice your out-of-mind behaviour. In fairness, it's not like it wasn't obvious, you were sighing every other minute, tugging the strands of your hair, fidgeting in your seat, pulling loose threads.

"What?" you asked, playing coy with him. Donnie rolled his eyes from under his goggles, "You're hiding something from me, I can tell." he stated, reaching over his desk to grab a few more things before returning to his normal, slumped, posture. You turned your head away from him, even if he had his back to you, your gaze travelled across the room, landing on some of the battle shells he had hung up on the wall.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," you spoke, twirling a strand of hair between your fingers. "Uh-huh," Donnie uttered, now grabbing a small motherboard and wielding it to the metal. "Yep," you said, popping the 'p' with effort. You wondered what he was working on, he's probably told you but you get so caught up in your own thoughts you probably blanked it out.

Do you think he noticed? You've been doing it a lot lately too, blanking out that is. It happened the other day with Mikey, he was telling you about this cool show he watched and you had completely zoned out on him, too caught up in your own anxieties to pay attention. Or just a few hours ago with Leo, you were both stood in the kitchen grabbing some lunch and he had decided to tell you some jokes, when he didn't hear you laughing he thought he had told them wrong, turns out your mind wasn't even on Earth.

Maybe Donnie noticed and he's mad about it? Who wants to date a person who doesn't even pay attention to what you're saying? Great, just another thing to add to the long list of things you hated about yourself. You began to chew on the flesh of your lips, worry battering your brain like a punching bag.

"There! You're doing it right now!" Donnie pointed out, his full attention of you. He was bracing his elbows against his thighs, head leaning against his hands as he watched you with a frown. You felt your cheeks warm as he continued to glare at you with disappointment, he released a sigh and pulled his feet against the ground in an attempt to roll over to you.

It took him a while but he did eventually reach you, his expression had changed from disappointment to tiredness, probably the most exercise he's gotten all week. "What's wrong?" he asked simply, you shrugged your shoulders, avoiding eye contact, "You know I don't like to talk about this stuff, D."

Donnie deflated at the statement, sure it's true you were uncomfortable with speaking about your feelings and anxieties, similar to how Donnie wasn't very touchy-feely. But Donnie could see by your sunken expression that it was important, he felt like he was the only one who could fix it or at the very least help you to fix it.

"I know, but how about this," your ears perked up at the proposition "If you tell me what's wrong, I'll spend the rest of the evening with you in bed watching a movie or something, hugs and all,"

"Really?" you asked in disbelief, Donnie never does this sort of stuff, only if he's ill or it's a special occasion. Sure you get kisses here and there, you don't think he could go on if he didn't get them, but hugging and all things snuggles was a foreign experience to Donnie. I mean, c'mon, he's a mutant turtle for crying out loud!

"Ah ah ah," he shunned, waggling his finger in sync with his words, "Only if you tell me what's wrong." You slouched at his offer, lips in a pout and arms crossed, how dare he play to your weaknesses. Mulling over the proposition, you figured it was a good enough play on your end if you confessed now to gain that sweet, sweet reward.

"Okay," you announced, an air of caution following on from your declaration. Donnie leaned in closer, eager to know what was bugging you, "I just- well I, I don't- and it's just- Ah!" you heaved, frustration running through your bones. Donnie placed a gentle hand on your arm, a warm, relaxing smile on his lips, "Take your time, I know you can do this," he encouraged. Taking a deep breath you started again, "I just- I, sometimes I t-think I-I'm not g-good enough f-for you, o-or anyone. I-I think m-my thighs are t-too thick and my s-stomach s-sticks out-" you stuttered out, ashamed to meet his gaze.

Donnie didn't speak he just listened, he knew he'd never get to hear you admit these things again, or at least for a while, so he wanted every second to be about you. "I-I think I-I'm going deaf in m-my right e-ear a bit, and s-sometimes I-I stutter when I-I'm n-nervous," Donnie grinned, pride in his eyes. "Love," he mused, his nickname for you all but a whisper against your harsh rambles. Tugging on your fingers he spoke again, this time a little firmer, "(Y/N)," you stopped talking and stared into his eyes.

With a finger under your chin, he tilted your head up to gaze into the depths of your eyes, oh no he was gonna do a long-winded speech, you could see it with the raise of his thick brows.

"(Y/N), I know that whatever I say you'll ignore, I can't change your anxieties, I can't change the way you view yourself; only you can do that. Don't think I won't be there to help you along the way, because sweetheart I could never leave you. And I know I'm not one to get sappy but hey, if you're willing to tell me all your troubles I think I'm allowed to be so lovey-dovey for a minute, huh?"

You giggled at his comment, eyes twinkling in the dim lights of his lab. "I can't promise I can fix everything, but I'll try. I'll try to be more cuddly because I know you like that stuff and I've been severely lacking in that department. I'll make it up to you, I promise."

You leapt at him, wrapping your arms around his neck and practically squeezing the life out of him. Donnie patted your arm like a failing wrestler, you released your death grip and beamed a gracious smile at him. Donnie didn't say anything in return, taking your actions as a thank you. Standing up, he tugged on your conjoined hand, chuckling at the confusion of your face. Confusion then went to realisation as you dashed over to his bed with Donnie wobbling behind you.

Snuggling into the plush fabric that was Donnie's bed, you watched as he grabbed his laptop and laid beside you. You quickly selected a film and waited for his arms to wrap around you and bury you in his chest, which he did after he got comfortable. You could feel his warm breath on the bare of your neck, his breathing gentle and rheumatic, "Love you," you hummed. Donnie shifted, digging his beak into the crook of your neck, "Love you too," he mumbled into your flesh.

[kaycode1999]

TMNT LEO (any version) X Asexual reader

So, In honor of Asexual awareness week I decided to make a TMNT Leo X asexual reader for myself and my fellow asexuals out there. If anyone is interested in learning more about asexuality here is link to the Asexual Visibilty and Education Network. www.asexuality.org.

Intro

Leo and the reader have been dating for close to a year, and Y/N is beginning to become stressed out worrying that Leo will want something more out of the relationship soon.

Y/N walks into the lair seeing Mikey sitting right in front of the TV playing video games, and Raph working out over to the side.

Donnie's probably in his lab, doing God knows what- Y/N says internally

" Hey guys..." Y/N calls getting Raph and Mikey's attention ( Well, Raph anyway) " Where's Leo?". " I think his royal highness is in his room." Raph says pausing from his workout for only a moment to answer her/him/them, Y/N rolls her/his/their eyes at Raph's sarcastic nickname for Leo. " Thank you, Raph." Y/N says somewhat derisively before turning in the direction of the hallway where the bedrooms are, Mikey suddenly perks up looking to Raph. " Did you hear something?" Mikey asks, Raph shakes his head in annoyance before going back to his workout. Mikey shrugs before turning back to his video game, and Y/N walks down the hallway to Leo's door. Y/N knocks on the door before opening it seeing Leo laying on his bed reading, he looks up from what he's reading and smiles seeing Y/N. " Hey, love." he says as Y/N walks in closing the door behind her/him/them and sets her/his/their bag down, " Hey." Y/N says smiling back, walking over to his bed and kissing his cheek before flopping down next to him. Leo smiles and puts an arm around Y/N who snuggles into his side while playing on her/his/their phone and he goes back to reading.

The next few hours are spent telling each other how their days went and talking about random things until a comfortable silence settles over the two for a while. Leo then looks over to Y/N and smiles before leaning in to press his lips to Y/N’s, and Y/N pulls away after a few seconds. " Uh." Y/N stammers quickly moving away to stand just in front of the bed, " Y/N?" Leo asks confused. Y/N grabs her/his/their bag tossing it over her/his/their shoulder and starting toward the door, “ Well, I think I’m gonna go see what the others are up to.” Y/N stutters as Leo sits up and moves to sit on the edge of the bed looking hurt. " What?" he asks, " I'll see you later." Y/N says. “ Y/N, wait.” Leo calls worriedly, Y/N stops with her/his/their hand on the doorknob shaking lightly. After an agonizing couple of seconds Y/N slowly turns around to face Leo, and the pained look on his face breaks her/his/their heart. “ What’s wrong?” He asks " Did I do something to upset you?", " No! No. You didn't do anything " Y/N says. " Then why did you pull away?" He asks looking at her/him/them expectantly, Y/N looks down to avoid his gaze and slowly walks back over sitting next to Leo on the edge of the bed. Y/N let’s out a shaky breathe still avoiding eye contact, “ I’m sorry…. I-I know I should have told you already.” Y/N says hesitantly and Leo watches her/him/them with a confused look but seems to notice Y/N’s nervousness. He puts a hand over hers/his/theirs that's resting on her/his/their leg, and Y/N looks up finally meeting his eyes. “ It’s alright. Just talk to me.” Leo says sympathetically, Y/N nods slightly and takes a breathe trying to calm her/his/their nerves. “ I know it wasn’t fair to not tell you. I should have told you. I just.... I didn't know how to tell you, and I was afraid of how you'd react. I didn't want to lose you, and I just love you so much and I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was just worried that if I told you-" Y/N rambles speaking quickly when Leo cuts her/him/them off, " Y/N." he says putting his hands on her shoulders looking in her/his/their eyes " Breathe.". Y/N nods and takes a few deep breathes, " Just tell me what what's wrong." Leo says soothingly. Y/N eyes starting tearing up and she/he/they look down at her/his/their lap as a few tears fall, Leo scooches closer thoroughly worried now and puts an arm around Y/N rubbing a hand on her/his/their back to console her/him/them. " Y/N... Whatever it is, I'm sure it'll be fine. Please just tell me." he says, Y/N takes a few seconds before tensing up feeling her/his/their heart beating in her/his/their chest. Y/N squeezes her/his/their eyes shut before finally letting out the truth

I'm asexual

Leo seems taken aback for a moment as he processes this. For a little bit he had been concerned something horrible had happened, but he's never heard this term before. " What?" he asks confused, Y/N opens her/his/their eyes looking at him. " Asexual." Y/N says quietly, and Leo cocks his head to the side still looking confused. " I'm sorry, I don't think I know what that is." he admits, Y/N lets out another shaky breathe. " It's a term for someone who feels little or no sexual attraction to anyone" Y/N explains " I just don't want to do... that.", a few seconds later a look of understanding spreads across Leo's face. " Oh." he says quietly before speaking slightly louder " Oh.", he then looks at Y/N and looks horrified. " Oh, no." He gently puts a hand to her/his/their chin and raises her/his/their head to look at him " I didn't mean to make you feel like I was pressuring you to do that. That's not what I was trying to do at all. I'm so sorry.", Y/N smiles as a few tears fall. She/he/they shakily laughs letting out some of the nervous energy and reaches up to wipe away the tears, " No, it wasn't you." Y/N explains " I've just been trying to find a way to tell you, and I think it made me a little paranoid.". Leo nods in understanding before silence takes over, and Y/N goes back to looking down in her/his/their lap. After a long few moments Y/N speaks up, " Are we breaking up now?" Y/N asks avoiding meeting Leo's eyes. " What?" He asks with a hint of hurt in voice as his eyes widen in shock " What are you talking about?", " Are you going to break up with me?" Y/N says looking back over at him. " No! Why would you think that?" He asks, " Because I don't want to have sex." Y/N says. " I would never break up with you because of that." Leo says " Who would do something like that?", Y/N smiles sadly and relaxes slightly. " Every person I've dated except for you." Y/N says quietly, Leo looks heartbroken before pulling Y/N close. He presses a kiss to her/his/their forehead and wraps his arms around her/him/them in a hug, " I'm so sorry people have treated you like that. But listen to me, you don't ever have to do anything you want to. I don't care about that either way, It's not important." Leo pulls back just enough to look Y/N in the eyes " Alright?". Y/N smiles letting out a few happy tears before squeezing him tightly in a hug, " Thank you." Y/N breathes out " Leo, you don't know how much that means to me.". The two stay like that for a few seconds before Y/N wraps her/his/their arms around his neck pulling him in for a quick kiss. Y/N then rests their foreheads together, " I love you. So much." Y/N says. Leo smiles pecking her/his/their lips, " I love you too." he says.

[turtleshorties]

Raphael x reader: The way I are [song fic]

Song: The way I are by Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E, Sebastian

Author’s note: Another song fic! <3 Throwback to the song, it gives me Raph vibes whenever I hear it. Hope you enjoy, sweet fam! <3 

Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT and I do not own you, just my wild imagination ;P

Warning: None.

Y/N = Your name

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Raphael is pacing back and forth on the rooftop of your apartment building. He is trying to collect himself, his emotions and his excitement is rushing through him. The other night after he had followed you home, you asked if he'd like to hang out with you. His mind is racing with a million thoughts and his heart is beating faster by each second that's passing by.

He couldn't believe this is happening. Was it real and not just another of his many dreams of you and him together? Just you and him, without interruptions from his brothers, it's happening tonight. No matter how eager and excited the big bara is for tonight, he's also freaking out.

I ain't got no money

I ain't got no car to take you on a date

I can't even buy you flowers

But together we can be the perfect soul mates

Talk to me girl

It's like his fear is trying to take over and control him. The thought of rejection, that you may change your mind and go with someone else, or that he might even lose you as a friend. He can't stand the fearful feelings of losing you.

He was questioning himself, filling himself up with self doubt. You, a beautiful human that could be with anyone, being with him, a giant mutant turtle that lives in the sewers of New York and can't take you out on proper dates or be with you in public.

Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me

If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free

We can work without the perks just you and me

Thug it out 'til we get it right

You deserve so much that he can’t give. A normal life with someone that can treat you right, buy you gifts, take you out to dinner or the movies, someone that can show you off for the world to see and even travel the world with you.

Checking his phone he see it’s time to get going as you must be waiting for him already to come. He jumps down on your balcony and let out a sigh. “Alright, here it goes.” he carefully knocks on the window to signal he’s there.

Baby if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause I like you just the way you are

(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?)

I don't need the G's or the car keys

Boy I like you just the way you are

Let me see you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause I like, I like, I like

“I’m coming!” you shout out as you run over to let him in. A big smile on your face when you see him. “Raphael! Hi, please come in!” you greeted him with a hug. 

The sight of you, the feeling of you in his arms and your scent, it made his mind run wild again. Was this a dream or was it really happening. 

“Let me just grab my phone real quick and we’re good to go!” you said as you both let go from the hug, a bit too quick for his liking. 

“That’s cool.” he checked her out. Did she dress up for him? Black leather jacket, a red top, black leggings and red sneakers. You looked badass and like a total rebel. Heck, he melted after seeing you in red. 

I ain't got no Visa

I ain't got no Red American Express

We can't go nowhere exotic

It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best

Talk to me girl

“So where are we going, doll?” he smirked while leaning against the door frame with crossed arms. He knew there wasn’t many places you both could go together. 

“On a special place.” you winked teasingly as you both walked out, locking the door. “I’d like to take you to the top of the Empire State building. It’s beautiful to look at the stars from there.” 

“The Empire State building, eh?” he grinned, chuckling lightly. “Ya need a ride there?” he teased, his arm going around your waist pulling you closer to him. 

You leaned into his touch, allowing him to hold you tighter. “I’d love that.” he picked you up bridal style and started jumping across the rooftops until making it to the Empire State building. 

Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me

If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free

We can work without the perks just you and me

Thug it out 'til we get it right

Hours went by fast as the two of you just sat there side by side, looking at the stars, talking about life, sharing funny stories and a whole lot of flirting together. In moments like this Raphael felt his fear go more away. He felt a strong connection and bond between you two, and he would do all in his power to keep it this way and make you happy. 

Baby if you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause I like you just the way you are

(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped

Can you handle me the way I are?)

I don't need the G's or the car keys

Boy I like you just the way you are

Let me see you strip, you can get a tip

'Cause I like you just the way you are

Several hours later, you’re back at your place laughing and having the best time. 

“Raphael, thank you for tonight. It has been the best time of my life.” you stood on your toes and kissed his cheek. “I hope we can do this again soon.” 

“Yeah, I like the sound of that.” he grinned, his cheeks blushing and his heart doing back flips. 

As your eyes locked, they couldn’t turn away. The two of you were like magnets, like an energy pulling you both together. All until your lips met each other in a passionate kiss. 

The end.

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Authors note: Oh, my! This one feels a bit rushed, I still feel a bit rusty in my writing. What do you guys think? ;3

[kitty-bandit]

Meme Time

tagged by: @errantknightess and @faeriexqueen!! Thank you both!!

gonna just... put this under a cut because it's so freaking long XD

last

1. drink - oolong tea

2. phone call - from Gerhard

3. text message - from Gerhard

4. song you listened to - Crave You (Ted & Francis Dub) by Flight Facilities (been using it to write smut to XD)

5. time you cried - I... don't recall? I think it was yesterday. I teared up watching that ice skating performance to Yuri on Ice

ever

7. kissed someone and regretted it -

8. been cheated on - yes

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed - ues

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - just the one time ;A;

fave colours

12. blue

13. purple

14. pink

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes!

16. fallen out of love - no

17. laughed until you cried - omg yes

18. found out someone was talking about you - YUP

19. met someone who changed you - nope

20. found out who your friends are - oh, I already know

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - yes XD

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all of them

23. do you have any pets - 3 cats, 1 dog

24. do you want to change your name - nope

25. what did you do for your last birthday - went out to eat at a sushi restaurant, then went down to Bentleyville to see the Christmas lights

26. what time did you wake up today - 5:30AM, someone save me ;A:

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - trying to sleep and not salt with my friends XD

28. what is something you can’t wait for - buying my own house

30. what are you listening to right now - the sound of the airvents at work

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yeah

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - antis :'))))

33. most visited website - Tumblr

34. hair colour - currently, blonde

35. long or short hair - very short

36. do you have a crush on someone - ah, does my husband count? I still crush on him XD

37. what do you like about yourself - eh, I dunno. I can write well and I'm done taking shit from anyone

38. want any piercings? - already got many, but I've dreamed of a lip or eyebrow piercing

39. blood type - B negative

40. nicknames - Kitty

41. relationship status - married

42. zodiac - Scorpio

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - currently (stuff still running): Brooklyn 99, Grace and Frankie, Bob's Burgers, and VLD

45. tattoos - I do want some, but I have none

46. right or left handed - right-handed

47. ever had surgery - yes, I've had hernia surgery when I was 3, I had my tonsils out when I was in middle school, and I've had oral surgery twice.

48. piercings - navel, 3 in one ear, 4 in the other ear

49. sport - what's a 'sport'?

50. vacation - I want to visit Japan and all of Europe

51. trainers - say what?

more general

52. eating - sweets, Chinese food, and sushi

53. drinking - water or tea is about all I drink

54. i’m about to watch - nothing rn, I'm at work

55. waiting for - work to finish, even though I just got here XD

56. want - to get my freaking writing projects done so they stop hanging over my head

57. get married - been there, done that, got the t-shirt

58. career - I'm currently good where I am, as a technical writer for a large insurance company, but I would love to work I a library, or switch my writing job to a company I don't loathe. also, I want to publish books of my own

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs are better

60. lips or eyes - lips, they don't stare back at me and make me nervous XD

61. shorter or taller - I love short people omg

62. older or younger - both are good and have their perks

63. nice arms or stomach - god don't make me choose. but if I had to, it would be arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship, all the way

65. troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - yes, though just sunglasses

69. turned someone down - aah, I guess if you count the people who used to come into Walmart when I worked as a cashier and asked me out on dates (or the one guy, to marry me) (or that other guy who wanted me to be in a ""photoshoot"" for ""school"") then yeah? but they were creepers creeping on a young college girl who couldn't run away.

70. sex on first date - more like no date and sex, but circumstances were... different.

71. broken someones heart - if I have, I don't know about it.

72. had your heart broken - so, so many times

73. been arrested - nope

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - that's basically my MO

do you believe in

76. yourself - on the rare occasion, yes

77. miracles - sometimes

78. love at first sight - I do

79. santa claus - no, I'm too old for that

80. kiss on a first date - oh yes

81. angels - a bit, tho maybe not angels exactly

other

82. best friend’s name - Diana. even though she's gone, she'll always be my best friend

83. eye color - blue/green

84. fave movie - how dare you make me choose, but okay. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the original live action movie (it was the first movie I'd ever seen in theaters and to this day I'm a TMNT fan)

85. fave actor - Not super big on following actors/actresses, but I've been enjoying Josh Keaton and his twitter (Shiro loves you, baby.)

Tagging: aaah...? shit no one I guess xD my brain ain't working.

[aion-rsa]

Battletoads Review: Rocks Harder Than the Original’s Pause Music

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Battletoads is one of those ’90s franchises that, despite a handful of video game releases and a very short-lived cartoon, fizzled out for all except a group of dedicated fans. For those of us who do remember Battletoads, the classic beat ’em up/platformer remains a classic. What started as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clone became a NES title notable for its legendary difficulty and the way it altered the gameplay from level to level.

Now, with a revival of the series about to drop for a new generation, the question is: how do you make a modern Battletoads game? That’s what the team at Dlala Studios had to ask themselves because it’s one thing to just make a really difficult game and call it a day. Battletoads is really more about the personality and the variety. Even with said variety, classic Battletoads was at its best when it was a side-scrolling beat ‘em up. Looking back, Battletoads in Battlemaniacs on SNES had a fantastic first level in that style, but then threw it out the window in favor of different and harder types of levels that weren’t all that fun to play.

On the other hand, arcade Battletoads probably suffered from not stretching out into other directions enough. You had your regular beat ‘em up levels, the one where you lower into a pit, the gunner level, and I guess you could argue that the snow level was different enough to count. It still felt very same-y overall.

Fortunately, Battletoads 2020 hits the sweet spot — for the most part. I want to say about 60% of it is a side-scrolling beat ‘em up, which feels like a cross between arcade Battletoads and Arc System Works’ River City Girls. The only issue I really have with the game is how front-loaded those levels are. Later Battletoads levels jump around various genres and sometimes forget about hand-to-hand combat altogether.

The game is made up of four acts. Overall, it feels like each act is a different episode of a cartoon, one big story told in installments. Speaking of cartoon, the game has a fantastic art style that overlays Rise of the TMNT animation over backgrounds and designs that look like they came out of Rayman Legends. Each toad has their own distinct personality, with Zitz as the neurotic leader, Rash as the delusional egomaniac, and Pimple as the peaceful voice of reason.

Release Date: August 20, 2020 Platform: PC (reviewed), XBO Developer: Dlala Studios, Rare Publisher: Xbox Game Studios Genre: Beat ‘em up

After a basic, yet at times rather surreal first level, we find that these days, the Battletoads are has-beens and it’s possible they never had it to begin with. They’re now stuck in a mundane reality of nine-to-five jobs while living in a total craphole apartment. Rash, driven to depression and desperation, wants their fame and fortune back and only knows one way to do so: find the Dark Queen and beat her up again. His fellow toads (nobody is sure whether they’re friends or brothers or what) agree to see his insane and sad plan through.

Off they go on their turbo speeders to hunt down the Dark Queen, not knowing that they’re all wrapped up in a much bigger story than they realize.

As most of the game falls under the side-scrolling beat ‘em up genre, you can choose between Pimple (slow and strong), Rash (fast and weaker), and Zitz (juuuuuuust right). The combat system harkens back to the classic installments, but the three characters also have ridiculous shape-shifting powers that enhance their attacks. These shape-shifting abilities include everything from growing giant fists to weird stuff like Rash turning his hands into giant fish and slapping everyone around him or Zitz turning into a jackhammer. And there are plenty of fun animations that liven up these combos.

Each toad’s basic offense includes the standing combos, jump attacks, a launcher, a slow-but-strong attack to shatter defenses, and a heavy attack that affects all enemies in close vicinity. Surviving the game’s hectic fights also means having to use other skills, such as dashing, using your tongue to pull opponents towards you, and spitting bubblegum at enemies to hold them to slow them down.

The game features only local multiplayer, so no online team-ups (kind of unfortunate given the current state of the world). In multiplayer, players can revive fallen comrades, but if you’re in single-player, combat in Battletoads works in tag team system. Once your toad is toast, another one will pop into his place. Those who are KO’d can come back after a timer runs out, but they’ll only get half a life bar back. If all three toads are taken down before any can respawn, it’s game over.

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This is important: you can’t just mash buttons and hope for the best in Battletoads. You absolutely need to approach battles strategically. Different enemies have different tactics and advantages, so you’ll have to pick your targets and figure out who gets hit when and with what attack or you’re going to get your ass handed to you.

The other levels in this game are all over the place. I mean, the second level includes mini-games that include Pimple as a masseuse and Zitz trying to send emails on a broken computer. There’s an update of the infamous Turbo Tunnel level from the original game, puzzle-based platformers, cartoony gymnastics, a series of shoot ‘em up levels, a chase level in the style of the original’s Rat Race, an outright bizarre take on rock/paper/scissors, and more.

One of the highlights is a Pimple-centric level that I can’t spoil, but it comes out of nowhere and is one of the most cathartic moments of the game.

As expected, parts of the game are extremely difficult at times. There’s a side-scrolling sledding level where you have to match your button commands to whatever surface you’re sledding over (ice, sponge, or carpet) or you die, all while hopping over insta-kill spike hazards. THANK GOD there are infinite continues and tons of checkpoints because I had to re-do one of these sections well over 100 times before finally getting past it. Certain levels are insanely unforgiving and I shudder to think how people are going to finish the game on its hardest difficulty level.

It took me just six hours to get through Battletoads on medium difficulty. That was six hours of awesomeness where even the frustration felt like it paid off. In terms of replay value, most levels have five “collectables” hidden throughout, plus a sixth collectable that you earn by beating a level by a certain amount of time or getting a combo rank of at least “A” for each section of a beat ‘em up level. You don’t get any additional perks for unlocking these collectables but it is a reason for completionists to go back through the game.

At a time when beat ’em ups are making a big comeback, Battletoads is a welcome name to add to the pile of new entries. At only $20, the game is an absolute steal and is filled to the brim with good times and a couple of laugh-out-loud moments. The game is a surprising return to greatness for the franchise.

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Ask?

Yo! Feel free to ask me anything!!!

Ask anything about my self insert and Raphael, if you want!

Or If you want a small one shot story, I might do one for you!

(And it can be any generation of tmnt you want!) ( except for the new one, I haven't watched it yet, apologies for that)

Leonardo - 🐢 💙

Raphael - 🐢 ❤

Donatello - 🐢 💜

Michelangelo - 🐢 🧡

(Or just just send me the name of the the turtle you want...)

Nothing sexual, even though I'll make their ages ambiguous as possible (I usually age them up, my personal preference) but for anyone that has an age preference, just keep that in mind!

[tmnt-underground]

Papa Raph In The Form Of Gifs!

He is a protective father

He is a strong father

He can be a brave father

He can be a goofy dad

He can be a weird dad

He can be a sweet father

He is an accepting father

He can be a smart father

He can be a loving father

[tmnt-underground]

Baby Daddy Raphael!

I was looking around at some tmnt fan cannons n’ stuff and I wanted to do my own little family/ father Cannon thing, so hope you like.

Also here are some little headcanons from other people I like, check them out please: tmntsworld

Also there might be a little bit of bad grammar, so I’ll try my best to go through and correct myself, hope you enjoy.

Note: if you see “(y/c/n)” it means “Your child’s name” I don’t know if there’s any other way to put it, but that’s what I’m gonna use.

Also all characters are 18+

But apologies ahead, sorry for the bad grammar.

Having a single child

- Being careful and gentle as he can be. “I-it’s okay, daddys got you…”

- Sweet talking the baby, pretty much baby talk. “D'aww, Raph I love it when you do the baby talk thing.” His face turns a little red “S-so?” He continue talking with the baby.

- Imagine his big hands holding his small baby. He Smiles looking down at his child and Whispers “I’ll always protect you.” Raph kisses the child’s forehead gently.

- When his significant other is away (Expecially around bedtime do to work or other things) he has a bit of a hard time getting the baby to sleep or eat certain foods, luckily for him he has his brothers to help out a little.

- Leo’s help: Leo is really good getting the baby to relax and go to sleep, of course do to his calm nature.

- Donnie’s help: Donnie is pretty good at getting the baby to eat, as he’d pretend to eat the babies food or do something like, the airplane spoon trick.

- Mikey’s help: Mikey is really good at distracting the baby if Raph or his significant other are a little past tired or have to go out for work-related stuff or a date, pretty much a free babysitter (Or pizza will do for payment, whichever works).

If they’re twins

- Raph was expecting just one child, then having two come out at once, he wasn’t ready for that, but none the less, he loves them both.

- Being a father-of-two now, it’s a bit difficult, but he loves the challenge, even with the constant crying and diaper cleaning, luckily he has his spouse and family to help.

- imagine him fumbling around trying to answer his phone while holding the twins, as one is pulling on his face and the other one squirming and crying. “H-hey Leo… No i-i’m fine, everything is great…. No I don’t need your help!”

- Giving the baby’s each raspberries after diaper change. “There you’re both all cleaned up!” He blows raspberries on their tummy’s “Yes you’re!” You giggled, he asked “What?” As you recorded this tender moment you said “it’s just so cute watching you play with the babies like that.” He smiled.

- Walking into the bedroom to let Raph know food is ready, just to see him passed out with the babies on the bed. You smile and pull out your phone to take a picture to show him later.

- Even if he is tired, hearing his children in distress, even if it’s 2 a.m. he’ll be up in a blink of an eye, sometimes it gets a little obnoxious. The babies started crying, Raph runs in with a loud thud coming through the door “Daddy’s here, what’s wrong?!” You walk in, bags under your eyes and scratching your neck “They’re probably just hungry or might need a diaper change.” You said, Raph picks up the babies “Shh~ shhh~ I got you know…” he holds them close to him.

Having more than one child

- Having more than one child over the course of a few years is rewarding to him, teaching them how to defend themselves, being around them and sometimes, he loves showing them off.

- Imagine him at the playground, tending to the youngest child, as the oldest child is trying to get his attention by climbing up to the tallest slide to jump off. “Dad!… DAD!” (y/k/n) yelled, Raph grunts out “One moment please!” (y/k/n) glared, Raph turns his head and to see his kid about to jump off the slide, as fast as he could, he ran, to catch the child before hitting the ground, he was mad “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!… GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK LIKE THAT!!” Raph carried the child off over to the bench “Don’t ever do that again….”

- Don’t mess with his kids! Seriously don’t, he doesn’t care how old you are, who’s going to believe you, that you got your butt kicked by a giant green mutant turtle? Hah! Though it would be more of a scare than a butt kicking.

- Imagine him holding a newborn and one of the older children crawling over next to him to look at the new baby. Raph smile’s looking over at the older child “So what do you think of your new sibling?” He asked, the child has a sideways smile and say’s “Where do babies come from anyway?” Raphs face lit up “Uh honey!” You giggled and pulled the older child towards you “Let’s go see if Donnie got the cookies are done.” The child smiles and runs into the kitchen.

- kids on leashes, he knows it’s degrading in a way but it keeps the kids from hurting themselves. “No I don’t care, even when you turn 15 years old, you will still be wearing this leash!” He grunted out as the older kids are pulling on the leashes in different directions, the baby strapped to his chest.

- Sometimes he’ll notice some odd Hobbies his kids have, like walking past the kids room and seeing a whole bunch of rocks and sand in their room, they don’t even live near beach. Raph mumbles to himself as he leans against the door “Where the hell did they get the sand?…” He looks around the room.

- Imagine him teaching the kids how to be more flexible, with the help of Leo and Splinter. “There you go, you’re doing great, a natural!” He turned around to help with this children and groans seeing his older child “N-no your gonna pull a muscle that way…” Splinter laughed and said “Impatient, just like his father was.” Looking at Raph get frustrated trying to help his kid “Maybe still a little inpatient.” Leo laughed in agreement.

Having only daughters.

- Imagine him having girly girls for daughters: there would be glitter, pink and stickers everywhere, probably not just pink but rainbows, painting his nails, coloring on his shell and putting stickers all over it, but he still loves his little girls none the less, even if he doesn’t know how to get rid of the glitter.

- Imagine him having tomboys for daughters: he can do sports, he likes sports just as much as his daughters do and can teach his daughters all kinds of neat tricks him and his brothers did, but if his daughters want to do ballet instead, he’ll be there.

- One of his daughters walking in, with a pink princess dress on and asking if she can help fix his motorcycle with him. Raph hears little footsteps he looks over his shoulder and see’s his little princess “Hey there sweetie, what can I do for you?” He asked wiping grease off his hands, she looks at the motorcycle and asked “Can I help you fix it?…” Raph smiled “Yeah, you can help me fix up the motorcycle, but your get your pretty dress all dirty.” She gets closer and sits down beside her father “I don’t care, let’s fix it!” Raph smile’s.

- A little girl with a tomboyish demeanor is wanting to try out a few art classes or ballet, but is known for more rough activities and is a little more apprehensive to do anything more on the delicate side of thing’s, but Raph is having none of that and encourages her to do more things she what’s to do, even if it is seems more girly. “D-daddy?…” A little voice spoke up, Raph turned around “Yes hon?” He asked, she looks down at her feet “I was wondering if I could do ballet…” Raph places hand on top of her head, she looks up at her father as he said “You can do whatever you want, let’s go tell (y/n).” He holds her hand as they walk into the other room.

- Teaching his daughter self-defense is highly important to him, but teaching them how to become a Kunoichi and continuing the family traditions is an honor, but now Raphael understands why splinter would be so worried about his son’s leaving to fight bad guys or could get caught and captured, but if it’s his daughter’s desire to be coming Kunoichi, of course he’ll teach them, because it’ll be amazing heroes.

Having only Sons. 

- Video games, sports and other things, Raph can totally connect with his sons over this, having brothers of his own, this shouldn’t be difficult right? “Dad, DAD!” He starts poking his father’s arm, Raph looks at his child “What is it?” He smiled, his son was excited to tell his father “I wanna learn how to knit, can i, can I?” Raph laughs, discouraging his son a little, then he says “I’m the master of knitting my son!” And starts teaching his son how to knit.

- Do to boys being a little more rougher, Raph and his sons like to wrestle, even if one of his sons are not physically stronger than the others, he’ll spend the time to teach him a few things. “Just because you’re physically not stronger than you brothers, doesn’t mean you can’t outwit them.” Something Raph had to learn the hard way.

- Imagine Raphael roughhousing with his sons, when one of them uses a sneak attack and he pretends like he’s been injured. “Ahh you got me!” He dramatically falls on the floor, one of his sons yelled “YOU KILLED HIM!” they run over and tumble on top of their father, Raph started laughing at them “Haha! I love you little guys…”

- Playing dress up with his sons, Raphael showing them his cool guy outfits and them trying on his oversized jackets and shirts as Raphael take some pictures for your scrapbook. “I wanna wear daddies leather jacket!” The boys started fighting over the leather jacket, Raphael smiles and opens up part of the closet revealing more jackets “Here you go, have at it!” Raphael said, the boys got excited and rushed in.

- He is worried about his boys becoming ninjas and leaving the safety of the home to fight bad guys, as his father was and still is, but self-defense is important to him, even if they don’t want to be ninjas, he know they’ll be amazing heroes.

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Well that took way to long to make…. I’m gonna make 6 more!

[tmnt-underground]

TMNT: Drinking Habits!

((You can change the pronoun if you please, if I say "she" or "her" just replace it with whatever makes you comfortable, thank you~)) (also you'll be some poor grammar here and there, I'll try my best to go over it and make sure it looks good.)

A few Notes: A few months after your 21st birthday, you picked up a little bit of a drinking habit, nothing too serious just almost every Friday night you go out and one night you decided to out drinking and drink a little too much, so instead of getting a cab you decide to walk through the park, with bottle in hand. One of the turtles have to go out and get you.

(I'll be using tmnt 2016 and I've aged them up, Leo 21, Raph 20, Donnie 19 and Mikey 18, there is nothing sexual going on, to me they do not really look like teenagers, in a way Mikey kinda does, that's just me, ENJOY!!!)

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Leonardo!

- Leo gets annoyed when you call him, because he knows, when it's 2am on a Saturday morning your drunk or wasted. - (y/n) "H-heyy Le-Leo... I think I'm at the park and I don't know where I am... can you help?..." Leo "Dammit (y/n)!... Okay try and stay where you're at... you really need to stop doing this...."

- He honestly cares about you and wants hang out when you decide to have a few drinks and he'll often as you to stay with him, when you wanna go to the bar. - "Please can you stay and hang out for a bit, eat some pizza, play some games?" Leo asked, you smiled "Sorry Leo, my human friends wanna hang out at the bar, maybe next time?"

- There'll be times he'll wait outside the bar, he knows you'll come stumbling out in a few hours and wants to get you home as soon as you can.

- He does get a little agitated when you don't listen to him, though you are quite drunk and don't want the party to end, so you kind of stumble off laughing.

- They're times where he has to chase you down and keep you from hurting yourself or something a lot worse might happen, you're surprisingly fast when your drunk. - (y/n) "I'm just having fun Leo, let's have fun!!" Leo tries grabbing your hand "H-hey! No we need to get you home!!!"

- Though there might be minor annoyances to come his way when escorting you home, sometimes he has to drag you home or throw you over his shoulder.- Leo "Hey quit pulling on my mask!" (y/n) "It's so blue~ it's a really nice color on... I like blu-!" You throw up down the back of his shell, Leo started yelling "WHAT THE HELL?! E-EWW!... It'll be okay, we're almost home..."

Raphael!

- Usually when you called Raphael is about to go to bed after a long day, he knows it's you because you set your ringtone on his phone to 'Livin on a Prayer' his eyes bloodshot from almost falling asleep. - Raph mumbling to himself "I swear if I didn't care..." he answers the phone "What?!..." (y/n) "Heey~... so I'm at some park and a guy is trying to sell me something, sho-... should I follow him?" Raph yells "NO DO NOT! I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!!!"

- It is a little bit of a chore to get you back home, you wanted to invite him and have fun, but being drunk you forgot he can't be seen, he'd let you pull on him, trying to get him to go out in public, he thought it was cute, there was a job to do and it was to get you home.

- Finding you in the park swinging on the swing set, he would laugh at you and knowing what would happen when you got off the swing, you'd start throwing up, he would pat your back wherever you did. - (y/n) "I'm... I'm fine-!" The sounds of you throwing up on on the merry go round, Raph smirks "Keep that up the kids will have nothing to play on."

- There would be times when you would start crying sometimes over little things like, accidentally forgetting to feed your pet one morning or how patient Raphael would be with you, he would smile and slowly but surely walk you home. - (y/n) "Why... Why would you come all this way to help me... your such a good turtle!" Raph smiled "Let's get you home now..."

- He would be in a grumpy mood when it comes to pick you up, he didn't really like it when you went out to drink, he doesn't trust people and would love to go to the bar with you if he could, just to make sure no one bothers you.

- He would tell you the party can continue at his place just to get you somewhere safe and in bed, there was a time when you two would just hung out to drink and eat some pizza, but lately you've been going out more and he is a little concerned about you.

Donatello!

- Donatello usually does late night projects, though he usually never gets calls when you're drunk, but when he does, it's always when he is working on something, it's an amazing coincidence you know when he's working. - Donnie "I swear when you're drunk you have psychic powers, I'm working on something..." (y/n) "Heeey... so I walked all the way to the park and I think I stole someone's puppy..." Donnie rolled his eyes "Okay I'll be there, just trying to stay in one spot."

- Donatello knows what to do and how to handle it, sometimes it's unpredictable what you'll do when he gets there to help, but seeing you safe was first priority, sometimes thoughts go through his head if he didn't make it in time, but luckily that's never happened.

- Getting you home isn't much of a hassle with him, he knows what to do, but sometimes, even though you're drunk he likes to talk with you and weirdly enough you remember it when you're sober and in a way, he is thankful that he talked with you.

- Pulling you along you'd sometimes stop pop shops to grab some food, Donnie was annoyed when you did so, he tries to avoid getting near any late night shops. - Donnie "What taking (y/n) so long?... she shouldn't be in there that long."

- Sometimes when you get home you like to wander around your place and Donnie feels like he should stay until you fall asleep, be it on the toilet or on the floor, he'll get you into bed, even if you fall asleep on the toilet.

- He usually leaves water and aspirin by the table next to your bed when you wake up, for the hangover and would rig your toaster to make toast in the evening or whenever you decide to wake up. - Donnie "Hopefully this hangover will make you stop drinking, at least for a while... a long while."

Michelangelo!

- Mikey is willing to give a helping hand if he can, he's happy you called him, even though you're drunk or wasted and he knows you can call anybody else, but he was the first person you thought of calling. - Mikey "Hey! You need something?" He smiled, (y/n) "Your voice is so cute, yo-your always so optimistic... I'm in a park and feeling hungry, save me Mikey!" Mikey giggles "I'll be there with some pizza!" (y/n) "My hero!"

- He'll bring leftover pizza or some fresh pizza and hang around the park with you, even though he knows you should be getting home, but he knows what he's doing and helps you the best way he can, drinking water and eating pizza with you. - (y/n) "This is so delicious it hits the spot..." Mikey "You... you uh didn't eat before drinking did ya?" He asked, (y/n) "Nope!"

- He does let you do what you want but if it seems too dangerous for him or to you he'll stop it and get you back, there is a limit and time he'll give you to have some fun, but if it starts to get out of hand, you have to go home.

- He'll let you go on the merry-go-round and it was your idea, he thought it would be funny seeing the aftermath and stood back after I was done spinning, luckily he decide to give you a light spin around. - (y/n) started throwing up and trying to talk as well "Wh-Why did you let me do this?!" Mikey was laughing "It was your idea!"

- After having an hour of fun, he took you back to his place, Mikey didn't want you to go home alone, so he let you crash in his bedroom, while he slept on the couch.

- And after having a well-deserved rest and sobering up, Mikey would make you breakfast or lunch, depending on what time you woke up. Mikey "Yo good evening! You look like shit, want some lunch?"

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How lovely, thanks Mikey....

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I was feeling a little down for a few days, so I made this. In some of the images have backgrounds, I thought they looked good, hopefully you will to.

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Perks Of Dating Donnie!

-The smarts!

-He's got a nerdy way of showing how much he appreciates you.

-He's a really handy guy!

-He's got a quirky sense of humor.

-The way he tries to cheer you up, even if he's not that good at.

-How he talks to you.

-How he would explain color of your eyes.

-Running his fingers through your hair.

-The way he will introduce you to his family!

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Perks Of Dating Mikey!

-He's playful.

-He'll try to make you smile with his silly jokes.

-If you're having a bad day, he'll try his best to make you feel better, even if it means no jokes.

-Music is life and you'll both have new things to listen to.

-He'll probably list his favorite things about you even if it's cringy.

-Birthdays are the best with him!

-Anything that frightens you, he's there.

-Gifts and surprises are very creative!

-Surprisingly good at cooking, especially Italian food!

-The way he will introduce you to his family!

All around Mikey is a good character, a sweet boy! What would you do for him?