#persassy strikes again

[fxiryeon]

Octavian: what should i be for halloween ??

Percy: a decent person, if you ask me.

[currentlyinflames]

so i was rewatching the pjo show

Annabeth: she fought valiantly and met a hero's fate

Percy: She met a pinecone's fate

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

"Not to change the subject but I will"

[floralcavern]

“Do you still want to slap me, dear?" she asked.

Percy stopped midstream. He let go and dumped the goddess in the river.

The moment she hit the water, she vanished and reappeared on the shore.

"Oh, my," she cackled, "that wasn't very heroic, even in a dream!"

Persassy strikes again.

[ajs-bookmark]

PJO episode 5. spoilers ahead. u have been warned.

my notes:

HES ALIVE I KNOW IT like i can’t even fathom this. what in the soulmate type shit

👋hi ! bro percy you cannot just pop up like that my man

THE HUG THE HUG THE HUG IM SOBBING ARGRHHH SHE LOOKED SO HAPPY

ANNABETH LIKKKKKESSSSS HIMMMMMMMM it’s clearly so obvious !!!! but nonono of course she hasn’t liked him since they were twelve. gross. boys. blergh.

u hugged me ! 😐😐😐 annabeth fr said no sir that was not it. are you stupid.

we’re all gonna die eventually annabeths side eye was wild like HELLO sassabeth

ares totally just popped up AND ALSO HE LOOKS SO BADASS !! HIS COAT THING I WANT IT

twitter fight 💀💀💀 ares and his twitter ‘X’ fights were so funnyyy

ares’ rant and grover/annabeth/percy just looking at him like 😐😐

his little “great !” after percy agreed💀

THEYRE ALONE THEYRE ALONE OH MY GODS PERCABETH DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

watching a movie together perseus you sly dog

annabeth girlbossing as always with her knowledge

“it’s a little funny :)” you’re so right it was

“oh that’s so cool” “ANNABETHHHH” “sorry”

“im a fan !” ares was like wtf

is grover softening the god of war himself ??

THRILL O RIDE OF LOVE WITH PERCABETHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

WHAT IS LOVEEEE BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT MEEEE NO MORE

in an orthodontists office PLSSS PERSASSY

the realization of his mom keeping him away oh my godssssssss

the reaching for annabeth 😭😭😭😭

ares hating kids HELP HES SO ME

*BAM* THANK YOU like bro it is not that deep

THE RANT ABOUT ATHENA AHHAAKANAJAJ

grover is such a GENIUS holy shit

SEAWEED BRAIN !!! WE GOT A SEAWEED BRAIN AHGHHH OH MY GODSSSSS

WHO WOULDNT HESITATE TO SACRIFICE ME. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she looks so sad to be leaving him i mgoing to cry

he. gave . her. riptide. 

you think you had to ask no fucking WAY

(the cgi is so good omgs?)

GO ANNABETH GO ANNABETH

hephaestus !!!!! perfect casting arghhh

im not leaving here without my friend. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

she’s so precious and i love her so much and her facial expressions make me sob like fr leah was such a good choice. there is no other choice for annabeth.

lotus casino👀👀👀👀

PERSASSY STRIKES AGAIN

king grover knowing who took it- and then of fucking COURSE a fucking CLIFFHANGER

[demigod-in-distress]

Persassy strikes again💀

[asleepinglaurel]

WATCHING THE NEW PJO EPISODE!!!

-The quality is amazing

-I fr wanted to punch Ares when he talked about Sally. 😡 (she’s in my top 3 faves)

-the flashback of Luke and Percy was so sus 😭

-Kinda spooky in the scene when Percy is entering the cabin looking for his mom and there’s no noise except the radio.

-Percy’s powers!!! Ocean boy 😋😋😋

-Clarisse didn’t do it 😭😭 (my beloved)

-Persassy strikes again

-Zeus looked nice.

-POSEIDON PROTECTING PERCY AHHHH

-Poseidon calling Ares an idiot

-Annabeth hugging him

-goat boy <3

-Luke got what was coming.

-MR.D BAHAHAHA

-Grandpa.

-disappointed Sally didn’t shove Medusa’s head in Gabe’s face :(

[superanimepirate]

PJO Reaction Episode 5

Emerges from nearly 2 feat of snow I live!!! The US is not having a good time right now. Khione have mercy…

I have warm peanut butter chocolate chip cookies and some hot cocoa and I'm ready to see Ares and the Tunnel of Love. Remember, there is some minor spoilers for the TV series based off Book info

Oh right, starting off with the aftermath of ST Louis. Oh…this is where we have the Fates. That's terrifying

Percy, sweetie, dry yourself off lol

Baby Percabeth hug!!!

Yeah…being a wanted criminal kinda impedes public transportation

Oh, theorizing who stole the bolt. They're right, even if Hades had it, a demigod was needed to steal it

Baby Percy's confidence in Poseidon is adorable, but it'll be shattered I'm sure

I'm not sure how I feel about Annabeth seeing the string being cut instead of Percy, but it makes sense. She is connected to the Hero of the Prophecy who's going to die.

Hello Ares!

Ok, this scene is hilarious, with them hiding behind the concrete barrier and I'm liking this version of Ares.

Oh Percy, Ares is just the tip of the iceberg for your insane family. Wait till you meet your brothers

Oh I can't wait to see Tyson next season!!!!!

Anyway

Ares as a Twitter Troll makes perfect sense.

Oh good, we finally get Bitch Ass Gabe

Sassy Annabeth! I like how Ares is kind of explaining everything but with his spin on it. Especially the family drama and war stuff

Oh! Ares is separating the party. Poor Grover, I'd be terrified. To be fair, Grover is the least likely to punch him so that's probably good. Note: Least likely, not won't. He can be riled up when it comes to nature, pollution, and Pan

Oh this park is already creepy as hell.

Honestly, Hephaestus would build a bomb ass terrifying amusement park that would make adrenaline junkies drool. Me included, I love amusement parks and roller coasters

…Grover is a fan of Ares? I mean, nature is brutal. Is he actually a fan, or just buttering him up? I love this conversation actually.

Back to the creepy amusement park and the creepy tunnel of love

They don't recognize "What is love???" What is this younger generation coming too, they don't even know the classic memes

I kind of like Percy knowing some of the stories though, especially how Sally tells them.

Oh the ride is getting fun!

C'mon Percy, use your water powers! It would be very embarrassing to drown here. Ok good, he did it!

Annabeth's hair is never going to dry is it?

Yay a puzzle! I'm sure the throne is trapped nine ways from sunday

Of course Grover is trying to solve it and Ares is shutting it down…

Athena conversation? Ok, Grover is definitely trying to butter Ares up. This is beautiful. Oh….Grover what have you done.

Oh. if they make it so the throne is like a Chinese finger trap that would be a cute call back to the Mark of Athena. I don't think this trap is as simple as one gets trapped and one survives. Maybe if he just promises to be nice it'll let him go?

I love the scene tho, its so cute and serious.

Oh I love the animation for the trapped seat. Percy chanting "I'm ok" and turning to gold is heartbreaking.

C'mon Annabeth! If anyone can figure it out, its you!

Oh. Hello. Hephaestus? Hermes? Who is this? Oh ok, Hephaestus, I like his appearance, I didn't know he was cast already. What is his plan though?

C'mon Annabeth! Break that generational trauma! Character Growth!

Yay! Percy Lives!

Oh. I hate this part, the "kindness" transport. Oh. He's sending them to the Lotus Casino? Asshole. And there is the backpack…

Persassy strikes again!

"Thank you for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers" Grover never change. I'm stealing that. Somehow

Ooh, Grover knows Ares is lying. I wonder who he thinks stole the bolt? Athena?Damn you cliffhangers!

I think this was my favorite episode so far. I love all of the changes they made, and all of the conversations. The pacing is better than the previous ones, and so were the emotional beats and special effects

I'm so excited to see where we go from here!

[lyraandromedabunny]

persassy strikes again

[the-half-blood-nerd]

Octavian: *Speaking*

Percy: Shhh

Octavian: Um, excuse me? Did you just shush me??

Percy: *Rolls eyes* Do you even know what “sh” stands for?

Octavian: No?

Percy: It stands for SHut up, which is exactly what I want you to do right now

[friendlymeep]

Remember when Percy told Tantalus to go chase a donut? Cause I do

[fxiryeon]

*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

[undertheshore]

someone in the pjo fandom: i prefer wattpad bc of the comments

the comments on 95% of pjo fanfics: "persassy strikes again" "facepalms" 'nico is so smol uwu" "we need holy water"

[primrosesafterdawn]

Youtuber au but I'm only typing in the video names and stuff I actually want you to know

So Harry started doing this back in fourth year

harryjpotter's channel <110 videos>

welcome to my world of anxiety

so apparently I'm stuck here with the dursleys

so apparently my best friend rescued me (ft. ronniekins)

so they pranked my cousin too (ft. gredandforge)

look at that blonde ferret lol (ft. dracomalfoy but he's in ferret form)

our new professor is awesome

shit someone put my name in this weird cup thingie and now I might die

who do I even like??! (ft. choisadumbname and diggorymydudes)

my best friend is ignoring me and I'm going to die

dragons are fucking scary

I warned one of my crushes about the dragons (ft. diggorymydudes)

so my crush told me to go take a bath with this weird golden egg

rescuing my best friend and making up with him (ft. ronniekins)

so my crush is taking my other crush to the Yule Ball and I have no one

so this famous guy took my best friend to the Yule Ball (ft. grangerdanger)

my other best friend is jealous of either one of them and idk who

this sure is the weirdest maze Ive ever been in..

this noseless guy is back wtf should I do

i escaped but my crush died

so I had this teacher that was a death eater..

my cousin being a jerk (again)

seeing my godfather who is a mass murderer but actually not (ft. thebrighteststar)

my best friends are both prefects now this is great

nvm my rival is also a prefect (ft. dracomalfoy)

I might be leaving this channel for a few months because I'm busy fighting...

I hate this new teacher (ft. pinkykittens)

so the new teacher made me carve words into my hand which hurts like hell

my godfather is in trouble?!

false alarm

FUCK YOU BELLATRIX

my godfather died and both me and his husband are devastated (ft. loopylupins)

we go to this wedding

it's sixth year and I'm excited but not really at the same time

he's up to something..

out of curiosity does my rival have blonde pubes?

channel takeover by grangerdanger

explaining why harry couldn't make it

he's doing it again.. (ft. dracomalfoy)

this is getting out of hand (ft. dracomalfoy)

I might have a tiny crush on ronald?! (ft. ronniekins)

so luna likes ginny who likes harry who likes malfoy except he doesn't know it yet (ft. loonylovegood and ginnynotginerva)

ron got doused by a love potion harry was given

my crush was poisoned

so harry sliced his crush in half and honestly I'm so done

snape gave him detention and now he's going to miss a match (ft. sevysnivellius)

my idiot friends who don't know there are blonds pining over them both kissed

our gryffindors are dating!!! (ft. kissmehimirish and deantt)

harry went on a trip and the next thing you know our headmaster died (ft. dumblesfordumbo)

so he was a death eater but still harry you were obsessed

I'm back! (thanks to grangerdanger)

we need to find horcruxes

we charmed this thing to have red hair and call it ron so the ministry fucks off

horcrux hunting!(ft. grangerdanger and ronniekins)

umbitch strikes again

using polyjuice again and wow we look horrible

breaking into gringotts

ron ditched us but he came back and hermione is mad at him it's honestly so obvious they like each other

my best friend is being tortured help us

my rival saved me..

for some reason hermione keeps saying I told you so

we're here with a married couple (ft. williamweasley and fleurdelicate)

fighting voldemort again (this is getting old)

neville killed the snek!! (ft. nevilleagain)

finally guys (ft. grangerdanger and ronniekins who were snogging)

ohmygod my rival saved fred

I died and I saw my parents and my godparents who I can't believe are still in love (ft. yesimthepotterboy, lilynotevansanymore, thebrighteststar and loopylupin)

my rivals mom saved me... (ft. cissyblackmalfoy)

he died!!! (ft. solvethisriddle who is dead)

I saw my rivals family hug each other and it's kinda sweet (they are so fucking blonde whoa)

I testified at my rivals trial (cause they saved me mione no other reason at all)

i didn't know they were dating..(ft. deantt and kissmehimirish)

eighth year!!

why did they have to room me with my rival... (ft. dracomalfoy)

my rival is kinda cute someone help me

I might be gay?!

nvm I'm bi

my rival got bullied and I stepped in wtf is happening

my girlfriend and I broke up because we're both in love with blondes

so my rival kissed me

we decided to come out the exact same time as luna and ginny (ft. loonylovegood and ginnynotginerva)

not a lot of people are happy with us help

my best friends both said finally like wtf

my boyfriend and I found our lookalikes except they're straight (ft. persassy and annabrains)

we also found sirius and remus's lookalikes someone help us (ft. tbasilton and simonsnow)

double date with our lookalikes and also ron, hermione, luna and ginny

I'm proposing and this is scary

we're moving in!

draco's pregnant because fertility potions amirite

hermione's also pregnant?!

running away from our angry pregnant spouses (ft. ronniekins)

We're expecting twins!

meet lily and scorpius malfoy-potter and rose granger-weasley

I'm not only a dad but a godfather wow

channel takeover by dracomalfoy

we found my long lost cousin whose dad ran away and died in fiendfyre (ft. katniss_everqueen)

my husband's an idiot

I'm back and wow he already posted one video that said I was stupid

minerva invited us back so now I'm the DADA professor and he's the potions master

surprisingly he and neville gets along amazingly am I dreaming guys

my husband blew up the classroom

we snog in an abandoned classroom like the old days

lily's a hufflepuff and scorpius a ravenclaw wow we raised smart kids

nvm lily got in trouble on her first day the twins would've been proud

the twins' favourite is lily though they would never admit it

it's the kids' second year now

my godparents' son and tori are dating (ft. teddyblack-lupin and victoireawaits)

we caught our dads snogging and ewwww

lily and scorp here

we're taking over dad's channel cause he's boring

incendio-ing a million gummy bears

teddy black-lupin can shapeshift whoaaa

uncle Seamus is pregnant

professor flint and oliver wood are dating?!

our dads have sex for no reason

we made a new friend (ft. _atalantajackson_not_atlanta)

Well I'm done for today cause this was exhausting

[eboycardan]

persassy jacksasson strikes again

[dealwithitpersassy]

Persassy strikes again