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irondad3000 · 10 months
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Bucky: Truth or dare
Peter: Truth
Bucky: What's the biggest lie anyone has ever told you?
Peter[glances at Tony and then looks back to bucky]: "Just tell me, I won't be mad."
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not-me-underc0ver · 4 months
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my favorite thing to do when writing irondad is to sprinkle in as many "the kid" lines as possible at the beginning just to slowly mix in "his kid" before it's eventually ONLY "his kid"
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underoooos · 2 years
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May : So you're like the therapist for the whole team?
Peter : Mmm kinda
May : Who's your therapist then?
Peter, holding up a small pebble : Well I talk to this rock sometimes
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Tony: PEteR bEnJAmiN PaRKeR!
Peter: y-yeah?
Tony: Why do you have a fake ID!?
Peter: *incoherent mumbling*
Tony: what was that?!
Peter: You have to be 18 to pet the puppies
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pr0crastin · 5 months
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Peter refusing to accept Tony’s money so Tony getting creative, I present to you
Tony breaking all of Peter and May’s things so he can replace them with better ones, examples include
Tony putting a fork in the toaster while it was on under the pretence of taking the bread out
well how was I supposed to know it doesn’t go in there? Friday usually makes me breakfast
Mr Stark you literally built an empire off of your technological genius-
Look kid, I’ll just get you a new one
Tony casually leaning against the fridge and knocking it over
I’m really buff kid I don’t like to talk about it
Tony testing out his thrusters in Peter’s living room, results include a destroyed television and a hole in the wall it was mounted on
Good thing we have spares in the basement
Spare whats? Walls?
Spare TVs, underoos. The wall I’ll have rebuilt- it was looking a little shaky anyways
That wall has stood perfectly fine for sixteen years-
Friday I’m gonna need you to send one of the spare plasma screens and two guys to install it, thanks
Tony straight up throwing the microwave out through the kitchen window
MR STARK-
Pete, do you know how detrimental microwaved food is to your health? I’ll get you a new one
WON’T IT STILL BE DETRIMENTAL
My own technology kid, you don’t look this young at my age just like that
Tony blasting a hole through the washing machine
So noisy these things. How do you stand them
Oh my God-
Pepper just bought a washing machine we don’t need, funny thing that
Tony setting the apartment on fire
I’d love to hear you explain this one Mr Stark
Irrelevant, also you can just move into the state of the art apartment at stark towers what a coincidence that it’s empty
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funnyincorrectmcu · 1 year
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Peter: My heart is telling me yes, but Mr. Stark is telling me no. Tony: Mr. Stark is definitely telling you no.
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iamironmanlol · 7 months
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Tony: Peter can I tell you a secret?
Peter: Of course you can, Mr. Stark!
Tony: Well, there’s this kid I’ve been wanting to adopt lately. He’s got the biggest heart you could ever imagine, he’s a crazy genius, doing his part to make the world a better place, reminds a bit of myself to be honest, but better! And-
Peter: Sounds like you love this kid a lot Mr. Stark! If they’re in need of a parental figure, you should do it! Who is it?
Tony, slamming down adoption papers: It’s you, kid. Sign here.
Peter: :0
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fotibrit · 8 months
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tony calls it “intuitive sleeping”
Everyone else calls it “beyond unhealthy”
All it means is that the floors Tony frequents most often, all of his favorite rooms, have some couch or recliner in them, outfitted with a solitary pillow, just in case Tony gets the urge to collapse into a heap. (this was the solution after Tony was found curled up on the ground asleep four times)
When Peter finally gets the courage to ask why each of Tony’s favorite rooms have some odd piece of furtinure, Tony is promptly given the nickname “Cozy Stark”.
And after infinity war, Tony refused to let anyone add a place to him to sleep to Peter’s old room, no matter how many times he falls asleep on the floor in there. He won’t take Peters old bed. And he won’t leave the room, on bad days.
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sinner-for-starker · 7 days
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Look at him with glassy doe eyes, red nose, crying over Tony Stark.
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rebelmeg · 6 months
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It's Good To Be Back
by rebelmeg
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Pepper Potts Additional Tags: Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Tony Stark Lives, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Family Fluff, happy tears, in this house we take Endgame apart and only keep the bits we like, and toss the rest right out the window Summary:
After the Snap and everyone comes back, Peter visits Tony in the hospital and meets someone he didn't expect.
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(UM, CUTEST GIF EVER COURTESY OF SREPPUB!)
For my @tonystarkbingo adopted prompt "Next Generation"
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irondad3000 · 11 months
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Friday randomly reminds Tony to sleep. And Peter heard her.
*Tony and Peter in the lab*
F.R.I.D.A.Y: Boss, the last time you slept was a two hour nap three days ago. I think you should rest a bit.
Tony: I'm fine Fri.
Peter:
Peter: 3 days?! And you were mad I didn't get 8 hours last night?
Tony: Well see, I-
Peter: Friday please inform Ms. Potts.
Tony: Fri don't
F.R.I.D.A.Y: Informed.
Tony: shit
*1.7 second later*
Pepper [bursting into the lab]: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK-
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not-me-underc0ver · 11 months
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Tony and Peter walking.
Tony: OH MY GOD
Peter panicked: What?!
Tony pointing at something: THERE HE IS! THAT'S THE FUCKIN GUY
Peter: ?
Tony still pointing: That's the fucking guy behind all my problems!
Peter: Tony, you're pointing at your reflection.
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underoooos · 2 months
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The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?
Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!
Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*
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warrier-queann · 1 year
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I don’t have a favorite tro-
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The disgruntled man and his adoptive child (who is usually weirdly energetic)
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mari-sr · 1 year
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Just saw this video and I automatically thought: this is Peter and Morgan saying good-bye every time Pete has to leave the Stark's house.
And then another thought soon followed: Tony would love to see his two children loving each other so much. And he gets emotional sometimes, cause who can blame him, fatherhood has made him soft.
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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years
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Peter: Hey. Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts? Tony: I really don’t. Peter: That’s the spirit. Tony: … Peter: :) Tony: Go to your room. Original Quote: @tonystarksfifthchild
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