#peter parker

[ask-spiderpool]

He’s so dear to me, so i had to give him the maximum honor a character can have;  to draw them doing some kind of gymnastics

i really hope you like it, i had to learn how to really use tumblr for this ..

Submitted by @carnelianeye

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: I just watched Peter and MJ try to cross a street and almost get hit by a car.

Y/N: When the driver honked Peter yelled, "SORRY" at the same time MJ yelled, "FUCK OFF".

Y/N: I want what they have.

[thefuzzyaya]

Spidey's little problem

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: Have fun at your party

Peter: Thanks

Tony: You know what they say: “Liquor before beer, never fear. Don’t do heroin”

Peter: It’s a pizza party for the Academic Decathlon I’ll be back before 9

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Oh my god, a roach! A roach!

Peter: Well, take your shoe off and kill it!

[Wade takes his shoe and steps on the roach with his bare foot]

[why-i-love-comics]

Love Unlimited: Infinity Comics #40 (2023)

written by Fabian Nicieza art by Salva Espin & Israel Silva

[sciderman]

web of spider-man #33

[dgalerab]

normal positions to kiss your boyfriend in

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Peter: Because your toast would get soggy!

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey Tony, what are you doing for Peppers birthday?

Tony: Dinner!

Harley: where?

Tont: here

Harley: are you at least cooking it?

Tony: I quite like the tower not in flames thanks

Peter: So you did nothing?

Tony: I got her a card too. Here, look

Harley: *reading aloud* Roses are red, violets are blue

Peter: *reading aloud* whiskey costs less than dinner for two

Tony: *holding up a bottle of whiskey* I also got this

Peter: Pepper is gonna be so mad

Harley: Friday, save all recordings of Tony and Pepper interacting for the rest of the week

[wazzappp]

Oh baby. Peter “Bug eyed” Parker AKA Spider-Man wif big ‘ol goggles

yes

[ask-spiderpool]

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[kwistowee]

PETER PARKER by lpasotf Follow the link and give them some love.

[bardicious]

SpideyTorch Commission completed for @call-me-kayyyyy !

Created during the 2022 Marvel Trumps Hate auctions. @marveltrumpshate

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #119

We've all seen the fics where the Rogues return and immediately assume that Peter is Tony's son, leading to a "prank" where Tony and Peter "act" like father and son (they soon realize they barely have to act, cue feelings)

Now, a fic that is a twist on that old favorite.

The Rogues return, and they quickly figure out that Peter is not Tony's biological son, that he started as an intern and as Spider-Man but the two have grown closer since then. The Rogues assume that Tony has never told Peter how much he cares about him. They believe Tony is too emotionally constipated, and that Peter must still think he is "just an intern"

However, in assessing the situation, the Rogues have failed to account for some pretty vital facts: 1) the amount of time that has actually passed, and 2) the fact that Tony Stark would do just about anything, even face and overcome his childhood programming, for Peter Parker

Peter and Tony have known each other for two years now. They have already had all the emotional conversations. Peter sees Tony as a father, and Tony sees Peter as a son, and the whole Ironfam knows it. No one is in the dark about what's going on.

...except the Rogues.

When Peter and Tony realize that the Rogues immediately assumed Tony is emotionally incapable, they decide to prank them by seeing just how long they will keep believing that

Around the Rogues, Peter calls Tony "Mr. Stark," and Tony pretends to be a stone cold bitch (even while "subtly" remaining a helicopter parent). Back on their own floor of the tower, Peter switches easily between "Tony" and "Dad," they have movie nights where they fall asleep on the couch together, and dinners with Pepper, May, Rhodey, and Happy.

The Rogues decide they need to help Tony and Peter realize their feelings. This goes on for a long time.

Then, one day, Peter gets hurt. Bad. Maybe he gets hurt as Spider-Man, maybe it's a kidnapping or hostage situation. One way or another, he ends up calling out for his dad.

The Rogues all hold their breath, expecting Tony to be stunned, to freak out and go hide in his lab. But Tony doesn't even blink. He comforts Peter, holds onto him, promises that he's safe

Finally, it becomes clear that the Rogues... might have misjudged the situation. Just a bit.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: You know what they say: if the feather fits.

Peter: Wade, it’s the shoe, if the shoe fits.