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#peter parker incorrect quotes
demonicbaby666 · 1 year
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Y/n: *starts screaming from their room* 
Nat: *runs in*
Nat, looking around aimlessly: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Y/n, standing on their bed: There’s a spider! 
Nat: You can’t just scream like that! 
Y/n: *pouts*
Nat: *sighs* 
Nat: Where is it? 
Y/n, smirking: Under the bed…
Nat: *looks under y/n’s bed* 
Peter: Hi Nat (: 
Nat:
Nat: You’re both idiots, you know that? 
Steve, walking in smiling: They got you too huh? 
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months
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Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion
Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all
Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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[Kate and Peter were eavesdropping on Tony and Natasha's conversation]
Peter: Hi, Mr. Stark.
Tony: How long have you guys been here?!
Kate: 23 years.
Tony: I don’t mean on the planet, Kate.
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romanoffshouse · 6 months
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Peter: Can I ride this scooter outside?
Tony: I'm not your dad, do what you want.
Peter: Okay!
Tony: Not in the street!
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Y/N: You okay?
Peter: Yeah, why?
Y/N: I mean I just watched you slip down a couple of stairs, lay on the floor for a minute, and then start singing the baby shark song.
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louwaffles · 1 year
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                                               Kiddies GC Only
                                                      9:29pm
Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine. 
Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!
Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks. 
Peter: um i--
Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Peter: you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral
Tony: Kid. What the fuck?
Harley: we were literally talking about going to IKEA to get meatballs. Where the fuck did that come from?
Peter: am I wrong?
Tony: ...no, no you are not
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rxmqnova · 2 months
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Y/N Stark: You did not get a haircut just because my dad told you to.
Peter: No, not at all. I totally needed it…
Peter: Do you think he'll like it?
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Kidnapper on the phone: We have your child
Natasha: No, Peter is next to me doing his homework and Y/n is listening to music on the couch
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for me to put hot sauce on her Mac and cheese?
Natasha: OMG, you have my sister Yelena
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teabag-of-mischief · 2 months
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Peter: Hey guys? What would be a cool way to cancel a plan if you have a flu?
Tony: My mind is open but my sinuses aren’t.
Natasha: My nose is running so I am not.
Clint: I have fever and it’s not a Saturday night one.
Steve: Hi, I’ll have to cancel our plan because I have a flu.
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 10 months
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Y/N: *falls down stairs*
Peter: *catches them*
Peter: I think you just...
Y/N:
Peter:
Y/N: 
Peter: Fell for me
Y/N: Put me down.
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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #14
(Peter and Y/n are playing who'll say WTF first)
Y/n: yk the animals that lay eggs don't have bellybutton.
Peter: pigs can eat anything, and that includes human.
Y/n: sometimes I just wish I can detach my head from my body then put it backwards so I can braid my hair.
Pepper, horrified:
Tony: it IS 3AM—
Y/n: Adolf Hitler was nominated for Nobel Peace prize
Steve: what the fuck—
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months
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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?
Ned: Ten
Peter: Ten what?
Ned: Nine
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Peter: I've just... murdered a guy!
Wade: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.
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xanderio1 · 5 months
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Peter: ugh Mr.Thor I told you to stop leaving mijolnir in my room.
Thor: Ah, sorry man of spiders, I must've forgotten-
Peter, holding mijolnir:
Thor: 😧
Peter 🤨
Tony: 😧
Natasha: 😏
Loki: 😧
Steve: 😀
Bucky: 😶
Peter, just being stared at and starts to become uncomfortable: what is it? What did I do?
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iwannabealice · 8 months
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clint: what do rainbows mean to you?
wade: gay rights
kate: there's money
matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood
peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops
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