slumber party at the phouse everyone just show up they won't mind i promise
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"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer
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How dare they lie to their children, don’t they love us??
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this came to me in a vision
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i just watched "why i don't want kids" for the first time and got emotional when he talked about how he just moved into a new place that finally looks tasteful (the phouse) and was outraged at the idea of having to then childproof it - casually but clearly implying that if he did have kids he'd have them while living with phil. as if this was just obvious. i'm unwell
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HELP I've been out-funnied by my braincell coparent
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i need to (remembers saying kill myself is detrimental to my mental health)...ship phan
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