#phineas wormthrice

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

my beloved beams. chillin and vibing i miss them. image IDs in alt text

[revivificating]

my piece for the solarium discord non-denominational holiday exchange

[ ID: An image of Nagomi Nava, Kaz Fiasco, and Phineas Wormthrice playing Uno on a purple background. Nagomi has short dark hair and is wearing a yellow, white, and black athletic jacket with matching shorts and leggings. She has three cards. Kaz is a large shadowy moth creature wearing a burgundy and red baseball uniform. He has six cards. Phineas is a creature with a ball of yarn as a head and tendrils of yarn as arms and legs. Ey is wearing a yellow jester hat and a black and yellow ruffled collar. Ey has six cards laid out in front of em. ]

[ninthprime]

list of players who should fall onto the houston spies during fall ball (according to me)

rigby friedrich: i'm very amused by this "sporgias phenomenon" we're seeing, where two of our three falls so far have been former georgias. so i'd like to propose rigby, a player whose primary espionage skill is "oh fuck he's approaching me, oh god, oh fuck"

kaz fiasco: during the late expansion era some of the spies joked that it was inevitable we would someday receive kaz, as his pgr is "spying." perhaps now is the time.

sexton wheeler and/or mcdowell mason: look, i love sad horse man and the sasquatch captain as much as anyone, but can you imagine them learning spy skills? hysterical. i would like to see at least one of them, preferably both, in trenchcoats

phineas wormthrice: i need to see phinny interacting with nanci grackle's muppets. more importantly, it would be funny.

peanut bong: it would be funny.

lowe forbes: this might be even funnier

sutton bishop: also extremely funny

jessica telephone: though somewhat controversial, here's my reasoning: it would be, in the end, pretty funny

niq nyong'o: this one's just inevitable- now that nanci's on the team the sim is obviously going to curse niq with having to put up with hir again. the sporgias phenomenon continues. also, i like her.

mohammed picklestein: this one's cheating because mohammed was already a spies player, but 1. they're one of my favorites and 2. can you imagine noted blaseball safety expert mohammed picklestein on the same team as notoriously unethical nanci grackle?

at least one other blaseball scientist: niq and mo are the scientists i'd like the most, but really i just need at least 3 or 4 scientists/inventors/etc on this team. unfortunately the sim has already taken haruta byrd and mooney doctor from me as options but we've got a lot more. how about zion aliciakeyes? pedro davids? felix garbage? mint shupe? mullen peterson? maybe jomgy rolsenthal moves back to houston? maybe eve mcblase moves back?? whatever makes the vibes a little funky around here.

knight triumphant: last time knight was a spy they saw multiple people die and seemingly got cursed to wander the league. this time, they're going to have to put up with nanci grackle. and frankly: it's what they deserve

harriet gildehaus: i rest my case

isaac johnson: spies unionize! that's my argument. that and we need someone with defense on this team please i'm begging

tad seeth: i believe the spies always need a "spynosaurus" present somewhere on our roster

axel cardenas: imagine you were one of the worst blaseball players ever. and you've been jumping between the shadows of various teams. and you decide the best way to get a fresh start is to get onto the same team as your daughter and your younger siblings. and then you get to houston, and none of them are there, and the stadium is filled with necromanced muppets, and now you gotta learn how to read ciphers. hideous. anyway i love this guy and i'd like to see him

richmond harrison: i think richmond should be on every team, to improve the vibes of the league as a whole

commissioner vapor: this is a spy we just had again but one of the very first things i saw someone say when fall ball was announced was "it's just gonna wimdy us CV again." and frankly? yeah, probably

various other players i don't really have an argument for but it would be fun: ok here's a shortlist: miguel james. wyatt pothos. rafael davids. guy gulp. jaxon buckley. jayden wright. ronan jaylee. gerund pantheocide. mindy salad. coolname galvanic. nagomi nava. beck whitney. thomas dracaena. sandford garner. literally any crab. "crop, are you just listing random players you like now?" look if i keep listing them i'll predict at least one correctly, that's how blaseball works,

[wyrmthrice]

blender beast looking for your worms

[seisho99]

theres exactly 2 phineas wormthrice posts and ive rbd them both where IS my best friend phineas wormthrice

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

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woaaah miguel anniematic part TWO lets gooOOoOooOo

Design credits under the cut anyway the way i am so glad miguel didnt fall anywhere until i was done with this

design credits (most of these are twitter handles): 

Individual Design Credits: Aldon Cashmoney by occultclassic - Jessica Telephone by telekeys - Avila Guzman by juangeedraws - Valentine Games, Valentine Games II by deerstained - Esme Ramsey by HetreaSky and grr - Comfort Septemberish by TedFallenger - Pudge Nakamoto by solphy - Basilio Fig by Fancymancer - Felix Garbage by ShorterSneakier - Kit Honey by saltbuzzard - Knight Triumphant by antsolot - Coolname Galvanic by skelebells - Baldwin Breadwinner by Glassgoblin Wiki Pages: Richmond Harrison - Logan Horseman Other: Nerd Pacheco - Miguel James - Eugenia Bickle - Lars Taylor - Mummy Melcon - Sutton Bishop - Kaj Statter Jr. - Jayden Wright - Wyatt Mason VII - Zack Sanders - Nagomi Nava - Iggy Delacruz - Hahn Fox - Sandoval Crossing - Paula Reddick - Kaz Fiasco - Joe Voorhees - Dudley Mueller - Hendricks Richardson - Sigmund Castillo - Quack Enjoyable - Phineas Wormthrice - Howell Franklin - Silvaire Semiquaver - Malik Romayne - Alaynabella Hollywood - Siobhan Chark - Elvis Figueroa - Liquid Friend XIV

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[seisho99]

my beams tag has so little phineas where is my best friend phineas wormthrice