#pierre perdrix x reader

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Fuck the police

I've just watched "Perdrix" and I'm in love with that fucking loser of a man. Go crazy, go stupid Pierre, good for you. Oh yes the fanfic- If you guys want more works with him lmk!! Pierre Perdrix x gn!reader CW: Pierre being in love with youuu, love at first sight, not much happens tbh, SFW wc: 509

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Pierre lived a quiet life. He felt as though he was nothing special, sure, he was the captain of his precinct and he gained that title purely by hard work and dedication but something seemed to be missing from his idyllic existence. Someone to share it with, aside from his family.

To say he was suprised when he saw a fresh face would be an understatement. During his daily patrol of the streets he spotted a person looking to be his junior, appearing lost. As any good policeman would, he approached you. "Hello ma'am, Captain Perdrix, is everything okay?"

Pierre didn't even have to attempt to look harmless as his demeanor gave away his peacefulness. "Yes yes I'm perfectly fine. I just moved here so I'm still finding my bearings." He smiled at your statement.

"Okay, if you need anything you can find me at the uh..." he looked deeply into your eyes, nervous. "...you know, the- the police station." He gulped, suddenly aware of his own sweating hands. You looked puzzled at his anxiety ridden demeanor. "I'm gonna... go back to work." You chuckled. "You do that officer!" You waved at him as you were walking away.

Pierre's cheeks suddenly got warmer and his hands went into his pockets. God damnit.

After a while of consideration Pierre decided that the best course of action would be to start accidentally running into you. What would soon turn out, in his mind, to be the greatest fiasco of his life started innocently.

You adored the local coffee shop which Pierre frequented himself. The blissful energy eminating from the place reminded you of your own home. Fate itself gave him the opportunity to start a conversation with you and he would absolutely take it.

You were sitting at the small table, barely being able to keep the glass with you favourite beverage on in due to its size. Pierre entered the coffee shop and made a beeline for you disregarding the barista's greeting. "Hey, I uh..." he paused for a second. "Is this seat taken?"

You smiled politely and shook your head no. Relieved he sat down not sure where to put his hands. "So... why did you move into our little corner of heaven?" He visibly cringed at his attempt at erudition. You giggled. "Ah Mr. Perdrix you're so easy to read." He slouched in his seat afraid he might've cause you any offence.

"I'd invite you to coffee but it seems like we're already here." You said confidently, picking up his straightening posture, visibly beaming at your words. Pierre was grateful for your straightforwardness. His relationships didn't last long so he didn't expect anything out of this one but he was hoping it would turn out otherwise.

Getting to know eachother, he started noticing your little quirks which made him fall in love with you even more. No, he didn't want to call it love yet. He preferred crush, infatuation everything but love. Pierre made himself believe that he wasn't destined for long term relationships. But... maybe you'd change his mind?

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Welcome to my garden

✿ my name's winter ~ 🏳️‍🌈~ she/her ~ 19~ aquarius sun, aquarius moon, cancer rising ~

✿ currently writing for: spencer reid, eddie munson, steve harrington, baron lamram (marmalade), gator tillman, vincent renzi (hot lawyer from anatomy of a fall), pierre perdrix, and pierre chavanges

REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

#winter'swritings ~ all of my own work

#winter'slibrary ~ fic recs

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#winter'sloves ~ pretty self explanatory. anything i love

Masterlist

Spencer Reid:

dancing with the doctor ~ spencer reid x fem!reader

Eddie Munson:

milkshakes and leather ~ eddie munson x gn!reader

COMING SOON!

dinner in hawkins ~ eddie munson x fem!reader

dividers by @saradika-graphics

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This one is specifically for the lovely @gepardings<33 go and check out her works!! CW: established relationship, mentions of blood because i like my men covered in blood. SFW wc: 494

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The first time he saw you he was smitten. On the spot, as if a lighting struck him, he fell. When Pierre warmed up to you after months of courting he was inceribly clingy and just outright infatuated with you. His relationships never lasted so he was wary of trusting you fully with his feelings.

When he gave in, he gave in hard. One of these occasions to show him his trust was to arise that night.

You were sitting on the couch attempting to wind down from the day with the TV playing in the background as something to keep your mind occupied. When you heard his keys jingling in the lock of your front door you stood up and walked towards the door.

Pierre wasn't looking his best, his hair discheveled and a bit of blood running from his busted lip. "Hard day?" You asked motioning him to follow you. You went into the kitchen, the cold tile floor making you shiver a bit. You opened the cabinet with the bottles of hydrogen peroxide you kept for occasions just like this.

You wiped the blood off him and then disifected the wound making sure to not hurt him too much. "You doing okay baby?" You asked and he just nodded, tired and done with the day. The bleeding stopped long ago so you didn't have to put any bandaids on him.

You inspected his head for any more injuries, happy you didn't find any. "How about a bath Pierre?" You asked concerned if he was even able to keep his eyes open long enough to get to bed. "Maybe..." he got that twinkle in his eye of mischief. "Only if you join?" He said his voice laced with ehxaustion and a glint of teasing.

"Pierre you're way too tired to do that now." He got closer to your face and breathlessly said "oh, am I?" You got flustered for a moment quickly pulling yourself together back to care for the man. "I know you like taking care of me but isn't it time for me to take care of you for once?"

He could feel his chest tighten at your words. "Come on." You ushered him into the bathroom. He started stripping his clothes carefully folding them or throwing them into the hamper. "You gotta be careful sweetness, you might trip in your state." You warned him offering a hand to hold which he dismissed assuring you he was fine.

"Aren't you getting in with me?" He looked at you with hope in his eyes. You sighed. "Fine, but only because I love you."

You were nestled nicely behind him, his head resting on your chest. "Are you comfortable mon ange?" He asked, even now concerned with with your well being when this was supposed to be about him. "Pierre." You said almost scolding him. "I know, I know."

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i was the anon who asked for more perdrix content so tytyy i love it💖💖I’m here to ask for more if you’re open to it! Maybe how perdrix acts in a relationship or domestic fluff?

Hi! I'm glad you're back anon! And thank you for the ask :D Ughh I loved writing thissss <33 CW: established relationship wc: 498

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"I've got something to tell you but you need to keep it secret." Pierre leaned towards you and looked deep into your eyes. "...Yes?" You asked, hope igniting in your heart. "I... I hit her car." You tilted your whole body back and burst out laughing.

"I can't believe this!" You continued the, laugh subsidising to a chuckle. The disbelief still present on your features. "She hit you with her car??" He blushed with embarrassment. "No I... I drove into her... on a bike." The tips of his ears got beetroot red.

"Ughh you won't let me live it down, won't you?" He asked sighing and realising his mistake, telling you about it. "Absolutely not, never, not happening." He covered his face with both his palms. You continued stirring the soup you were preparing for your dinner. "Okay Mister Extortion, can you set up the table?" You asked as he groaned earning a small chuckle from you.

After the meal you decided to cuddle up on the couch and leave the dishwasher do to its job rather than washing up by hand. Pierre insisted the dishwashed didn't do as good of a good job as you both did but you knew it was just a ruse to get you to spend more time with him.

Not that you needed convincing to do so but Pierre was always so busy with running the precinct and handling his family he truly didn't have many moments of tranquility besides those short domestic moments.

You picked out a movie and threw a favourite blanket over the both of you. You sighed contently and he looked down at you from where his form was cuddled up to you. "Comfortable, mon cœur?" You nodded and burrowed you head in his chest, listening to his quickening heartbeat.

You awoke with your neck hurting and pins and needles having found their way to your arm. You weren't sure where you were as the last hing you remember was commenting on the behaviour of the character in the show and drifting off to sleep.

Pierre was just a few meters away from you, trying his best to not startle you too much. "Sorry..." he whispered clearly upset at having woken you up. "No problem..." you whispered back, rubbing sleep away from your eyes. "Are you drinking coffee again?" You noticed the cup in his hand. "It's too late for that."

"I need the energy to fill out some paperwork." You looked at him with a glint of pity in your eyes. "What could possibly be so important that you can't do it in the morning." He paused his movements and put the cup on the table next to him. "I guess..." you beamed at that.

"Great! We're going back to sleep then." You walked up to him, shivering a little from the absence of the blanket on you, grabbed his hand and lead him up the stairs into your bedroom.

How grateful he was to have you...

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omg i LOVED ur perdrix fic! would love to see more with that man 💖💖

Thank you for the ask and I'm glad you enjoyed it anon!!

I'm always here to write for himmm. He has charmed me with his inability to be treated seriously by anyone. I adore this guy with my whole heart. I had this idea where he's awkward around others but flirty with you.

Pierre Perdrix x fem!reader

CW: confession, awkward Pierre, mentions of sex (nothing explicit tho), kinda spoilers for "Perdrix", SFW

wc: 611

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Pierre was sitting in front of the precinct, smoking a cigarette and attempting to make small talk with his colleague. "The weather is nice today." He engaged. "We haven't had rain in a while no?" The officer mused. He zoned out thinking about how he'd rather be at home with his family. He visibly cringed at the thought when-

"Pierre!!" You shouted out waving at him. He straightened his posture. "Oh," he said anxiously. "It's... you." You entered his line of vision sporting a pretty comfortable and relaxed look. "I'll leave you two to it, lovebirds." Said the officer whose name you didn't quite rember. "We're not..." he attempted to say.

He relaxed after the guy walked away and looked your way, noticing the way your, he presumed, new lipgloss was making your lips look more kissable than ever. Policeman's eye he supposed. "Well well well, look who isn't working." You said with a twinge of joke in your voice. He smiled at your attempt at flustering him.

"Weren't you supposed to look for a stolen car officer Perdrix?" You teased referencing his previous fiasco-affair with Juliette. You were there to experience all of the fallings in love and subsequent break ups he had with his past partners. You were there to help him through all of it. He remained oblivious through all your courting endeavours.

He always wasn't looking for anything serious or deciding he would remain single, conveniently exactly at the times you were planning on confessing to him. Once, you got more than intoxicated and subsequently hooked up with him confessing your love to him - mid thrust might I add. He claimed to not remember a single moment from the night before and apologised for leading you on.

How you stayed friends this long without you going insane was an enigma to the ones around you. Pierre was always unsure of his feelings towards you or rather, he knew exactly what they were - he was just denying them. He remembered every second of your inebriated lovemaking. In fact, he couldn't stop thinking about it ever since it happened.

He was sure you weren't interested and thought that your love confessions were fueled by alcohol alone. "You always call me officer, why is that?" Pierre asked cocking his head to the side and stubbing out his cigarette.

You looked like a deer caught in headlights when he asked you that question. "W-well uh..." you stammered. "Yeah?" He got closer to you and leaned downwards to be at your level. "Why is that?" He lowered his voice almost to a whisper and burst out laughing straightening his posture once again.

"Ughh..." you hid your face in your palms as he continued giggling. "Pierre I asked you to stop." "Stop what?" He questioned. It was now your turn to lower your voice. "To stop giving me ideas." He paused his chuckles at that.

"I told you time and time again, don't... don't give me hope." You looked him in the eye not afraid to face him with visible sadness behind your retinas. "Funny you mention that..." he retreated into his awkward self.

You were sitting on his sofa. "Remember when I let myself get hit by a car for her..." You nodded. "I'd do something even crazier for you." You snorted. "Crazier than being hit by a car? Voluntarily?" So all this time... he... he did love you? "Why did you get in all those flings then?" He shook his head. "Do you not understand why they never lasted?"

"It was you." He scooted over to you. Taking a hold of your trembling hands. "It has always been you."

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Hey, loved your Perdrix fanfic i was wondering if we could get a sort of get prequel too the confession fic of the night before when they were drunkenly confessing to each other during. 💕💕

Thank you for the ask!! This is a prequel to this. CW: kissing, SFW wc: 544 _____✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿ … ✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿ … ✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿ … ✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿_____

You stepped out into the night shivering a little from the light breeze that mother nature had to offer that evening. With a slight sway in his step, right behind you, followed Pierre. "'s cold..." You hummed, your head positively buzzing. "Wanna go to mine?" Slurring his words he managed to let out something along the lines of 'yeah, sure'.

Driving a car wasn't a possibility so you just decided on walking. With his hand around you, despite how absolutely hammered you both were, you felt safe. Your attempts at how flustered you were were quickly discarded, your inebriated form fully clinging to him, nuzzling your face into his chest.

"Walk straight god damnit, you're gonna knock me over chérie." He said, clearly amused by your drunken state. "I'm sure you don't mind me in your arms, pretty boy." He got red in the face and you could only assume it wasn't from the alcohol. "Somebody is blushinnnn'." You teased earning a look full of playful disdain from him.

"Hey I've got an idea..."

Whatever else happened right before this very moment was not important to you. You vaguely remember being dragged by him towards a body of water and undressing which was uncharacteristic for the usually stoic Pierre. "Oh my god what if somebody sees us?" You questioned, the alcohol starting to wear off. "Doesn't matter."

All he wanted to see was you. Your naked form looking particularly alluring in the light of the moon. You looked ethereal to him despite your own insecurities peaking their head out with you covering your body with your hands. "Come onnn~" He said singsongingly.

You were submerged in the water, still warm from it being sunny all day long. You were relaxing by the coastline a bit too scared to swim drunk. Pierre on the other hand was taking advantage of the little freedom he had that night and was swimming laps occasionally passing by you and sending you curious glances.

When you both sobered up a bit you decided to stay in the water for a moment more. His hand was once again around you and this time on your waist. You both sighed contently, laughing at the coincidence and falling into a comfortable silence.

He looked deep into your eyes, noticing the slight twinkle they possesed as he got closer to your face. Only an inch more and he'd have what he craved for so long.

"Pierrot?"

He snapped out of it and covered his mouth with his hand. "I'm s-" He attempted to apologise as you put both your hands on his cheeks and pulled him in for a kiss. He slipped you his tongue after a moment of kissing and you moved your hands from his face to his chest.

He picked you up and put your legs on either side of his hips the buoyancy of the water helping him with keeping your balance tremendously. You pulled back from one another. "Pierre I love you, I'm not joking."

"..." He hesistated for a split second. "I- I love you too, you don't even undertand how much." He put his forehead to yours. "I'd move heaven and earth to be with you."

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"Anatomy of a Fall" ~ Vincent Renzi - you look for you keys and find love [sfw] Vincent Renzi - you go on a walk [sfw] Vincent Renzi - morning kisses [sfw] Vincent Renzi - a fantasy, a meeting and a fall [slight nsfw] Vincent Renzi - pt 2 to this^ [sfw] Vincent Renzi - alphabet [nsfw] Vincent Renzi - making up for a fight [nsfw] Vincent Renzi - reader jealous over Sandra [sfw] Vincent Renzi - jealous vincent [sfw] Sandra Voyter - smut... [nsfw] Vincent Renzi - you meet him during your law school days and then years after... [sfw] Vincent Renzi - a sequel-prequel to this^ a nice not-date in the park with him during your law school days [sfw] Vincent Renzi - he reads you a French book [sfw] Vincent Renzi - 7 minutes in heaven and a confession [sfw] Vincent Renzi - museum date!! [sfw] Vincent Renzi - doing it in his office [nsfw] Vincent Renzi - first meetings and physical contact [sfw] Sandra Voyter - jealousyyyy [sfw] Vincent Renzi - hcs [sfw/nsfw]

"The Bare Necessity" ~ Pierre Perdrix - meeting pierre and he's awkward [sfw] Pierre Perdrix - two oblivious idiots in love [sfw] Pierre Perdrix - sequel to this^ drunkenly confessing to eachother [sfw] Pierre Perdrix- domestic moments [sfw] Pierre Perdrix - taking a bath together [sfw]

"Bloody Milk" ~ Pierre Chavanges - slow mornings [sfw]

"Romantics Anonymous" ~ Antoine - meeting him for the first time [sfw]

IRL people ~ Swann Arlaud - teaching you french and giving you a reward [sfw] Swann Arlaud - looking after you when you have a cold [sfw] Swann Arlaud - domestic moments with him... [sfw] Joost Klein - enemies to lovers [sfw] Joost Klein - mutual pining [sfw] Joost Klein - domestic moment [sfw] Ski Aggu - bro is ticklish idk [sfw] Joost Klein - hcs [sfw] Ski Aggu - hcs [sfw] Joost Klein - lazy night in [sfw] Ski Aggu - he notices you at a concert [sfw] Barman - eyefucking turns to.... [nsfw]

"Good Omens" ~ Aziraphale&Crowley - dadfic :D

"CoD" ~ König - flowershop owner x the scariest mf you've ever seen [sfw] Ghost - Ghost falls for the receptionist [sfw]

"Dead Boy Detectives" ~ Cat King/Thomas - platonic times w the guy [sfw] Charles Rowland - established relationship shenanigans [sfw]

"Resident Evil Village" ~ Karl Heisenberg- he loooves teasing you [sfw] Alcina Dimitrescu - first meeting [sfw]

Monsterloving ~ Orc - angst and make up thigh riding<3 [nsfw] Werewolf - size difference, shopping together [sfw]

🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 "Ojciec Mateusz" ~ Ksiądz Mateusz - wyznanie miłości [sfw]

asks open :D