#pkmn irl

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Stop yearning, gayboy, we need to frolic amongst the Camerupt into the night

[pokemonshelterstories]

i got called in to remove a wild pokemon from a pool...lil man is just vibing

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

bored. So this

[synthetic-radiance]

Skiddoooooo time. :}

[meeeeeraiiiiiodonnnn]

//weird thing but like. im kinda worried for thr kids in the pkmn irl community? less and less people are tagging things as suggestive and even kids themselves are making sexual jokes. not even middle school level ones. like.

im kinda uncomfortable here now.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

You guys all trust me too much

[would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend]

Would aegislash make a good pet?

Unfortunately, much like their first evolution, honedge, aegislashes would not make for very good house pets. While this pokémon species is certainly fascinating and a wonder to behold, they are, when it course down to it, a living weapon. Toss in with the whole their-body-is-a-sword thing the fact that they may not be the nicest creatures, and you have a recipe for risk too great to take for most owners.

Not only are aegislashes noticeable sword-shaped, that sword is huge! At five and a half feet tall, this pokémon’s blade could do some really severe damage. Unsurprisingly, this pokémon relies heavily on this blade in combat, so any violent altercation with one could be lethal. This size also makes them somewhat unwieldy for some homes. Thankfully, this is a pokémon that gets around by levitating, which might mitigate the problem somewhat.

We don’t actually have a lot of data about contemporary aegislash behavior: most of the information on this species in the pokédex refers to old stories and legends. This species is purported to have lived alongside human royalty for generations (X), and their keen ability to detect leadership attributes has been aid to be the determining factor in whether or not individuals were destined to be king (Y). At first, this might seem like a good sign! Aegislashes have a great record of serving as loyal companions to kings! But… when you dig a little deeper, the stories take a darker turn. While this ability is not reflected in their moveset, aegislashes can allegedly use spectral powers to manipulate and control humans and other pokémon (X). It can be reasonably inferred that these partnerships between aegislashes and ancient kings were fairly parasitical: in different Galarian accounts aegislashes have used their powers to build their own kingdoms and drain their human partners of life (Shield - Shield Forme, Shield - Blade Forme). From these stories, it seems like these pokémon might not be the most trustworthy, to say the least.

All that taken into account, considering that this blog has a policy of taking pokédex data with a grain of salt (especially when it comes to old legends), we can’t confidently say that all aegislashes would seek to manipulate you and drain you of your life force. Even if we discount these stories, however, this is a dangerous pokémon to keep in your home. As previously mentioned, aegislashes can make use of a barrage of blade-forward moves that could easily prove lethal to humans. Capable of switching between offensive and defensive formes, these pokémon are exceptional combatants so don’t count on easily surviving an attack.

Combining their size, historically manipulative nature, and lethal abilities, aegislashes simply aren’t a good candidate for a house pet. I reckon that this species should only be handled by expert trainers, as they are likely to be too much for an inexperienced owner to handle.

[rotumbeast]

Hellloooooo users of webbed site :]

[bones-poison-and-pokemon]

Why

[pokemoncenter]

I must be misunderstanding something. There is no way I am correctly understanding what they do to Primeapes in Paldea. That would never be allowed.

[the-craftsman-and-mover]

I need to do something dumb to feel powerful. I do not have any ideas right now. Public brainstorming session will be called.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Former or current members of Team Magma get in contact I miss you also I need to compare universes because of secret reasons PLEASE I will even bribe with Camerupt pictures that I definitely haven’t already posted . I miss my friends if you’re out there SAY HELLO.

Edit actually with some identifying information about MY timeline:

Current year would be 2039

Magma WON. YEAAAHH WOOOOO YEAH WOOO

That should be enough identifying information :-]

[pokemonshelterstories]

her name is lilac and that is her emotional support sock

[autumn-in-the-academy]

drayster mail!!

he just walks in without knocking or anything. as usual. but this time, he actually bothers to close to door behind him.

he doesn’t look too good himself. his hair isn’t done (wisp is definitely hiding somewhere in there), and his clothes look kind of…sticky? as if he’d slept in them the night before.

he didn’t really say much of anything either. he just leaned against the door. there was no easy way to start this conversation.

[ @bb-drayster ]

“….Drayton?”

Maple looks up from her desk at him. She’s for once not in her school uniform. Her eyes are red and puffy from crying earlier. Her hair is also a mess. Being in a state like this is probably a bit more shocking from maple then it is from drayton though.

[professor-devious]

Going to paldea to get a cyclizar

My flight is TONIGHT!

[bb-drayster]

i tgink i have foru hearys

-🐉