#please add to this for the laughs

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #26

Danny and Ember end up having a dance competition/battle, all in good fun, which gets spotted by the Justice League studying the new species on earth.

The League, with almost all of its primary intelligence gathering members out on missions, makes the leap in logic that this species may communicate by dance, like bees…

Unfortunately, Danny has started a dance battle fad and now the Justice League is getting responses when they randomly break into dance around ghosts. or the ghosts just laugh at them and leave. Danny just has to keep the confusion from getting worse until the rest of the league gets back planet side. How bad could it be?

Or- the epic saga of misinformation and guesswork on culture that can only go hilariously.

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

[squorttle-pox]

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[thelaughingstag]

Hello writing friend! I'm glad you are reading this. Your writing is amazing and I hope you keep going. The world needs your words: an obvious fact.

A lesser known fact: you need your words too. Don't stop <3

[royalarchivist]

Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!

Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]

I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]

*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*

[neptunebeetle]

I never got to post these but I'm gonna start sharing this a lot more. Crp au designs babyyyyyyy

[the-kipsabian]

what is your favorite quote from the infamous hp fanfic, my immortal

[baphomuttt]

Rrr ERM ERM EMR ermmmm can u draw RGB trio

rgBEAN trio

[simonsapelsin]

Reasons why "Red Light" is actually by Simon Eriksson and not Omar Rudberg:

"didn't mean to fall in love"

"but you were everything I'm not"

"you were everything I wanted"

"we only had a couple days"

"but I saw heaven in your face"

Okay just all the lyrics can be so Wilmon-coded okay

It ends with "we keep dancing, you and me" and then "you and me" over and over = wilmon endgame

Red lights are a Thing in Young Royals

Omar debuted the song during YR promo season

It's been reported that Edvin, who was in attendance, sang along. Maybe he knows all the words because Simon sang it to Wilhelm.

Can't you picture Simon composing this song on his keyboard in his bedroom when he's feeling all kinds of conflicting feelings about his relationship with Wille?

I just need it to be, ok?

[suraemoon]

♥️

[kirwell]

More Warrior Cats as Cursed cat images Snowkit

Mistystar

Yellowfang

Spiderleg, Pinestar & Onewhisker @ their kits

Jayfeather

Lionpaw/blaze

Hollyleaf

Cloudpaw

Sol

Goosefeather

Crowpaw & Feathertail

[thatmooncake]

Blue Moon

Once in a while the Moon is blue. Once in a while the Moon wonders where he still has left to go.

He might sit in the quiet for a little while, humming and clicking and whirring subconsciously where the shadows stand still, where it’s safe, where the light won’t blind and the sound won’t deafen and there’s no such thing as night and day.

Today is one of those days. Staring back at him from the foot of the otherwise perfectly tidy storage block that sits up against the daycare wall is a small, toppled creature with a face that looks like his, except when it doesn’t.

He’d seen himself in that doll for the longest time, thought it a strange reflection staring back at him, its round smiling face a eternal reminder that he was one of them. That, at one point, at the very least, he was meant to be seen. Reaching out into the light, he scoops it up, today more like a distorted funhouse mirror than any sort of thing he recognised, its features even-tempered and welcoming where his own uncanny glance sends children screaming into the night for his counterpart to pick up the pieces. And he never cared, not on any other day, but today he’s more blue than ever. Today he has to wonder why it looks so smug.

And his body ventures out into the dimly lit daycare, crooked and unnerving in every step it takes, and he goes through the motions of a playful little dance he only does these days when he’s about to silence something that’s stirring when it shouldn’t be, as he tucks the hapless doll that shared his face once back into one of the little alcoves where no one will find it. And he sits down on the toy barrel that would scream most days if you upset it in the slightest, and he lets out a sharp little strangled sound like broken glass that could be a laugh or a sob.

(And that’s all I’ve got so far! It’s a blue moon, so I’ve been thinking about Moon maybe feeling blue from time to time, his feelings which he normally masks pretty excellently behind his smile going a bit …off-kilter for a bit, and everything affecting him a bit more than it usually would)

[voxel-loves-you]

I made a tiny painting of Shrek for my sister. I hope she laughs when she sees it.

Also in the event this blows up, please look at my other art to know I'm not this kind of freak. I'm a different kind of freak. Thanks 😘♥️

[mads-is-tired]

slimecicle community, i present to you jort storm and juanaflippa, at the same time. the best and worst thing you'll hear today! feel free to use this however you want

jort storm loops twice, juanaflippa loops three times. skip to 3:07 where the high notes sync up!!

brought to you by a combined effort and brainrot of me @swagaythor and @s0up1ta :D

[saltpepperbeard]

biting through my arm because when ed is having his flashback to the “you wear fine things well” scene in episode 10, there’s an additional little hum from stede that isn’t there in the original. he says the regular “look at that,” but then lets out a breathy little noise, like he’s just so caught up in his admiration and so fond of ed, his exquisite wearer of fine things