#pls

[hermitw]

today I thought of a game like FMK but instead of fuck, marry, kill the options are

-roommate

-coworker

-parasocial stalker

have not played it yet but feel free to rb and try this out (u all better pay ur ask tax tho I want to play my game)

[slanekthe3rd]

TRUUUUUUUUUTHHHH

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[itsbetterthananal]

yeah. getting my period and a UTI at the same time is a special kind of hell

[vexel-of-sunbloom]

God I wish there was a search function for likes, because I forget to reblog all the time

[stillstarling]

Also even if you want to ignore the fact all cultures respect human remains in some way, like, that's a piece of potential evidence of criminal activity??? That you are withholding from law enforcement??? Regardless of your personal beliefs on how human remains should or should not be treated, random human bones you find should always be reported to authorities cause as OP *originally mentioned* if it's not super old (and unless you're an expert you will not know) then it's likely evidence of a crime. Turn that over to the police! Why would you want potentially incriminating evidence making you look like a murderer who keeps bones in your house!

if you find a part of a human body (not your own) you shouldn’t keep it in your house for the next 50 years. yeahhhhh. that jawbone is not for youuuuuuuu.

[strawberrrycake]

doomed yaoi

[scubeds]

you didn’t miss me, Archivist? =(] how mean of you. anyways yeah I don’t think she is seeing much of anything. sorry Sparks.

anyways! if you keep talking to me I might even give you a name! not necessarily my name, but a name nonetheless!

Mhm. Sure. Glad you noticed my assitant is blind, I now have only one seeing Assistant! And he doesn't even do his job. So. You have very quickly fallen to the bottom of my priority list, Anon.

[joriksmain]

who gonna buy me this 👉🏻👈🏻

[osamusriceballs]

I CAN FEEL THE TENSION!! 😫😫💖💖

play fighting w your best friend atsumu and things are innocent enough at the start—just some light hits and soft nudges.

but things start to get a little more intense, a heavy hand here, and rough grab there, til he’s manhandling you while you laugh and squeal for him to stop, slapping at his wandering hands.

then he’s got you under him, you’re both breathing a lil heavier than you were at the start. there may be some bruising tomorrow, but it’s nothing the two of you can’t handle.

you decide to be cheeky and pinch at him, til he’s laughing telling you to stop being annoying, frantically reaching for your hands.

he’s got one of your wrists in his hands, the other twisted in the front of your shirt. then his eyes are wandering, and his breath catches a lil.

the way you’re sprawled out beneath him, his hips slotted against yours. he’s hyperaware of the heat radiating off your body, the skin that peeks out where your shirt has ridden up.

and you’re still trying to catch your breath, not paying him any mind. meanwhile, he’s shaking a bit, pupils expanding, and suddenly you don’t look like his best friend anymore.

[konenichi]

Somebody PLEASE start writing some fanfictions about him on tumblr ty 🫶🫶

[thesugarcookiebun]

I never want mamaposting to end. Please it brings me so much joy.

[jamandjazz]

Ponyboy and Darry + bonding while being insomniacs go!!

[togament]

TOKYO REVENGERS SEASON 4 ANNOUNCEMENT (REAL)?!?! New character in Bonten?!? Rindou… m-m-MARRIED? (number 10 will shock you!)

[dailyjaycetalis]

Guys 💔 I really want discord friends so uh

Who wanna be my friend?

My username: lstarcrossedloversl

[osamusriceballs]

THIS. I NEED HIM SO BADLY OH MY GOD-

Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Athletic Trainer ★