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[httpiastri]

IM SORRY?????!!!!!!

i am not okay!!!!

i need him biblically 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨❔❔❔❔❔🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

i can't take this. i really can't. it's too much for me

[mrsjavierpena]

All the roads lead to a jar of pickles | Pickled Peña

summary: Javier keeps finding promises to make every New Year's Eve

pairing: Javier Peña x f!reader

warnings: fluff, alusions to smut, mentions of narcos, no use of y/n, just javi being so in love and receiving the love he deserves

word count: 4k (yeah i got carried away

IMPORTANT: English is not my first language, i've done my best with grammar but there will be mistakes (fuck prepositions i hate them), so pls overlook those

an: this is a one shot to the @pickled-pena writing challenge! i was super excited to write this and it was indeed a challenge since tumblr decided to delete what i wrote twice, but i loved to participate. also, i procrastinated and literally wrote this right before posting to no lose tbe deadline (not proud, but i made it

hope you enjoy it!

Javier didn't use to be a man to make many promises. He made a few during the years, promises like quit smoaking, clearing Colombia from cocaine, to take care of himself for his mother on her deathbed; he didn't keep any of them. It wasn't like he didn't try, though, Javier was a man of word, things just went out of his control: he did arrest Los Pepes, but the traffic of coke was at full stem ahead even without them, consuming the country, ruining and taking lives of innocent people; it was logical to imagine that taking care of himself was more under his control, but honestly, Javier didn't even know how to do that anymore, his life going south for so long it felt like changing wasn't a possibility.

He still had his father, and living with him back in the ranch again definitely had Javier in the most healthy state of his life that time. His return to Laredo caused quite the commotion, him abandoning Lorraine in the alter was never forgotten, but being part of the chasing of Escobar got him in Laredo's good grace again, he was a hero after all. He hated all of it: the praises and congratulations he didn't deserve, the back pattings and hugs that invaded his personal space, the audacity the people had to 'forgive' him, as if they were people whose opinion he valued.

It's not like he wasn't used to it, he was born and raised there and small towns had small towns' issues, but that didn't mean it didn't piss him off still. His big, nosy family was a part of it, all over his head asking "what was his plan now that he was back home", about "getting a girlfriend to become a wife and finally have kids", because "he wasn't getting any younger" and "was the only single cousin". It was like all his concerns were thrown in his face. He loved them, they were all he had left, but god, didn't they make him feel like shit. Because he had accomplished nothing in forty years, and it was clear that every person around him could notice that too.

The coming of a new year was another reminder of that. During his years in Colombia, he didn't do much other than a dinner with Steve and Connie, neither of them was in the mood of anything fancy at that time, and when they left the country, he simply worked or, in the best scenario, slept. In Laredo, though, his family wouldn't miss an opportunity to throw a party.

"What are your resolutions for the next year, Javi?" his cousin asked.

They both were in the kitchen, the task to cut pickles in very thin, even slices given to them by one of their aunts. Javi stopped his work with the knife to not lose a finger as he side eyed his cousin.

"Don't look at me like that!" she laughed "I'm asking you a question"

"What do you mean?"

"Resolutions, Javi" she rolled her eyes "Like your wishes for the next year"

"You mean, like, manifesting? Are you into that shit?" he couldn't hide the frown on his face.

"No, Javier, not manifesting, even though there's nothing wrong with that" she gave him an irritated look "You write down what you would like to change in yourself, to be a better person next year"

"Is that your way to say that I'm an asshole, prima?" he narrowed his eyes at her and she laughed loudly.

"Well, not just that" she shrugged "I like to do that every year, helps me to keep focused in what I want. And I see the look in your eyes, Javi" she wore a sympathetic smile as her hands caressed his "You have dreams you want to chase, why not start by that?"

A loud scream made them both jump in their places, a tiny human coming through the kitchen threshold with his hands thrown up in the air.

"Mijo" she laughed at the child's prank and the boy giggled.

His cousin had been married for almost ten years by then, a little boy and one girl on the way. Her being younger than him and having accomplished his dreams made a claw made of jelousy wrap its nails around his throat.

Javier wanted a wife, he wanted to marry someone he loved, he wanted to build a family of his own, he just was focused on the wrong things at the wrong time.

So he decided to start with something that should be simple, only one promise to himself: to meet someone in the coming year.

It should have, didn't mean it was, though. It was scary, he found out, to get to know someone after so long, especially at a small town where he knew almost everyone. Javier never had problems to get laid, but most of the woman he hooked up with didn't really seem interested in more than that, after a while it started to feel like a him problem. That being said, Javier didn't know how to start, so the next time another cousin of his said that he would really get along with a co-worker he had, he finally accepted.

The date was... awkward, to say the least. They went to the most popular restaurant in Laredo, every person there looking at him the whole evening; she didn't seem to mind the attention, but Javier did. He tried to make conversation, to ask about her interests, to compliment her, but he was as rusty as a cheap aluminum pot left in the rain for months, years, in his case. She would ask a lot about him, too, but not his hobbies or what he liked to hear on the radio, she would ask about Escobar, how was it like to catch bad guys, if he still had his gun. Javier tried to change the subject, but she would insist on talking about Colombia. She was curious, it was normal, he was used to it, but what a damn turn off it was. Javier felt like being in an interview, the atmosphere heavier and heavier as the questions were getting more and more personal, and by the first hour of the date, he was wishing he was at home.

Javier had this happening before, during his time chasing Los Pepes, the media would be all over him asking all sorts of questions, work related or not, and he hated it. If she wasn't an acquaintance of his cousin, he would even consider her being a fucking journalist, because it was not normal to act like that with someone you had just met.

So after that, Javier was pretty dismotivated to continue his chasing, but his family had already found out he was giving love a chance and wouldn't leave him alone. Apparently, there were many "young women" interested in Javier, according to his aunts. Javier wasn't really comfortable being putten in that position again, but decided to give it a try - few tries, actually. Blide dates were exhaustive and the most of them very unpleasant. In a blink of eyes, it was New Year's Eve again and Javier was still not in a relationship, another failed promise in his mind.

"Well, your plan was to meet someone, and technically you met, like, twenty new women. I would call it a success" Javier rolled his eyes at his cousin's attempt to cheer him up.

"There must be something very wrong with me" he sighed and she pouted.

"Don't say that, Javi! All of them wanted to go on a date with you, you were the one to reject them"

"I know, but- I don't know" he scratched his chin "They all looked at me as if I saved the world, and it's not like that, you know it's not"

She moved the newborn to her other side and sitted closer to him in the couch settled outside the house where they had been chatting for the last hour. Javier looked at the baby in her arms and felt his throat tighten.

"You think so little of yourself, Javi" all her attention was on him, but his eyes didn't meet hers "I know you didn't "save the world", but you tried to make a difference and gave your best to do so, you can't reject a girl just because she admires you"

Javier had done things terrible enough for the good ones to be irrelevants, had let shit happen when he should have tried to stop them, and he had told her that, not in details, but she was the only person beside him and Steve to know, and still thought he was a good person. And yeah, maybe he wasn't so bad after all, but he imagined letting one of those women inside, their eyes shining with pride, letting himself love her, feeling safe enough to tell her about everything and her never seeing him the same way, giving up on him because of his baggage, he knew he would if he could, so how could he put such a burden upon someone's shoulders? Who would want that?

"But I understand, I think" she spoke again, her free hand patting his shoulder "It must feel strange having someone knowing so much about you and you knowing nothing about them. Maybe you shouldn't go on these shitty arranged dates and find someone on your on"

"Yeah, I think you're right" he took her hand in his and gave her knuckes a light peck "Thank you"

"Mijo" Chucho's head appeared on the frame of the door "Would you do me a favor?"

"Of course, Pops" he stood up.

"Your aunts forg-" he was interrupted by shoutings coming from the kitchen:

"You stand there and accuse me, but where were you at the time?" was the voice of one of his aunts "Strolling through the corridors looking for fruitcakes when it's not even the season anymore!"

"You leave my fruitcakes alone!" another aunt shouted back "I don't hear you complaining when you're eating them!"

Javier looked at his father with his brows raised in curiosity, and the old man sighed "Your aunts forgot the jar of pickles, would you mind driving to the tienda?"

"No, I don't"

Most of the commerces were already closed at that time of the evening, but the tienda was the one place everyone in Laredo could count to be open at any time. The owners greeted him when he passed through the door, trying to small talk, and he turned them down the nicer way he could, wishing them a happy new year and going straight to the aisle he was supposed to. He heard the sound of broken glass followed by cursings coming from further in the store and found you staring miseraly at a burst jar of pickles on the floor, the vinegar smell all over the air and a basket full of groceries supported on your hip.

"You okay?" you looked up at him and he felt the the wind knocked out of him; you were the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life.

"I am, yeah, that isn't" you pointed to the jar and he smiled.

Probably imagining what had happened by the noise, a man quickly showed up with a broom and a cloth to clear it up. You apologized profusely, saying that you could clean it up yourself while the man said it was no problem.

Javier looked at you one more time and left to get what he went there for. He had never seen you in the city before, and it wasn't like he was out of the ranch often - he tried very much not to -, but you should've been new there; the conversation with his cousin still fresh in his head. When he got to the dill pickles aisle, he shouldn't be surprised that you appeared in the other end of it, you had just dropped your jar after all.

"Hi again" you smiled as you walked towards him and he smiled back.

He felt something very similar to shyness creeping in his stomach "Hi"

"Just getting another one of this since mine decided this life just wasn't for him" you raised your hand and said your name.

"Javier" the handshake lingered a little longer than one normally would, your skin soft against his.

He saw the way you looked at him with interest, he should've asked you out. He should've, you were pretty, were his type and, if new in town, probably knew nothing about him. He should've, but he didn't. Thinking once then twice if he could've been reading it wrong, if you were just being nice and in the possibility to make you uncomfortable asking you out after exchanging two sentences in an aisl store. So he just took a jar, said goodbye, and left.

But something inside of him told him that you, with your bright smile and little jokes, could be the one. So he promised to himself to ask you out the next time he saw you.

And he did. After that day, he would go to the city every chance he had. He told his father he would start doing the groceries so he could rest. Chucho didn't buy that, but did nothing about it, he knew his son, so he knew better than to ask, when he wanted to talk to him, he would. It took a couple of months for him to see you again, in the most unexpected place he could think of. He had taken his father to an appointment in Houston, strolling around to pass the time when he saw you inside a café. His eyes widened and he was quick to move out of your sight before you saw him.

He was anxious, but he had been waiting for an opportunity for months and couldn't let it slide away again. Javier took a deep breath and entered the shop, a bell upon his head announcing his entrance. He pretended not to see you, going straight to the counter to ask for a coffee; he didn't want you thinking he was a stalker or something. While waiting for his drink, Javier would take glances in your direction, you sitted three tables away from him, an open book and a mug on the table before you. With his coffee in hands, he looked around and locked eyes with you, who smiled and waved at him. Even though there were plenty of unoccupied tables, Javier took confident steps towards yours.

"Mind if I join?" the smile you gave him made his skin prickle.

"Not at all" you marked a page in the book and closed it as he took a seat in the chair in front of you.

"I haven't seen you in a while" was his subtle attempt to start a conversation.

"Were you looking for me?" you rested your forearms on the table and lightly leaned in his direction.

Javier smirked, was that you flirting, or was he really that rusty? "I was, yeah"

"Good to know" you smiled again "I travel a lot for work, haven't really been in Laredo"

Before he could ask what you did for work, you asked what he was doing in Houston, so he told you about his father's semester appointment that was only available there, and that made you ask about Chucho's health, and then about the trip, since it was a very long one, but he told you he liked driving and used to do that with his parents a lot, which lead to talking about families, you said you weren't really close to yours, the conversation flowing with neither of you seeing the time pass. It was you the one to bring him back to reality, asking which time he was supposed to get Chucho in the hospital and making him realise that he was already late.

"Javier" you said as he quickly stood up to leave "I don't know if I'm reading this wrong, I really hope I'm not and I'm sorry if I am but-"

"Would you like to go out with me sometime?" the words left his mouth before without hesitation.

Your brows raised in surprised, but your smile could have brightened a whole galaxy "God, yes"

He called you the next day, not wanting to wait a minute longer than what he thought wasn't giving desperation. You set the date for the next week, when you would already be back in Laredo. He went to pick you up and got once more mesmerized by the sight of you; you laughed and affectionately squeezed his arm when he told you that. Javier took you to his favorite restaurant in the city, a cozy little place with delicious food his parents used to take him when his mother was still alive. The two of you talked the whole night: he found out that you were a photographer, had moved to Laredo a few months ago planning on settling down "I'm getting too old for all that traveling, and the house's prices are good" was what you told him. Your favorite food was mexican, you weirdly liked the smell of gasoline and wet soil, loved listening to music, still had your grandparents in your hometown so you visited often, wanted to have a dog but couldn't with your schedule, always dreamt of being a mother. You asked so much about him, too. Not the type of questions he was used to being asked, you tried to know him by asking about his childhood, more details about his parents because they seemed to have had such a beautiful love, if he had traveled out of Laredo before, which got him telling you he was a former DEA agent in Colombia, and he saw the curiosity in your eyes, he waited for the questions about that to come, but instead you just said you've had always wanted to visit South America. Years later, when he mentioned tour first date, you would tell him that you knew what was happening in Colombia at that time and that you knew better than to ask what could be invasive questions.

When you couldn't stay in the restaurant anymore because they had to close, Javier still didn't want the night to end, but drove you to your house still. As he took you to your door and wished you a goodnight, ready to leave, you held his upper arm and gave him a light peck on the lips. As if something snapped inside of him, Javier didn't give you the time to even open your eyes before his mouth were against yours again, tongues dancing together as if they already knew one another and had done this before, hands passing through each others bodies. When you asked him to go inside, he hesitated.

"I don't want you to think that's all I want" he vocalized his concerns.

"I don't" you took his face in your hands, brushed your lips on his and smiled "You're a catch, Javier Peña, I'm keeping you to myself"

Javier took his time with you, kissing every inch of your body, having you giggling and moaning and writhing under his touch. Unhurriedly making you his between wet kisses and moans and screams of his name. He would've stayed connected to your body for the rest of his life if he could've, but your agenda was booked for the rest of the year and all he could have was a couple of weeknds a month and long night's phone calls. But Javier took all you gave him without complaints, even though he missed you so much his chest tighted. He missed your smile, your laughter, your body next to his, your fingers through his hair, your kisses to wake him up in the morning, the way his name souded on your lips when he was inside of you, the weight of your head resting on his chest, the way your right leg would twine between his when you slept. The man was head over heels for you and knew you felt the same, all those nights the both of you cried on the phone, sick of being away from each other proved it.

But the both of you survived that tough time like champions, by then, the end of the year was near, and you went to get your grandparents at your hometown to spend the New Year's Eve with Javier's family, the people who raised you obviously being two of the best people he had ever met. His aunts were in love with you, the kids wouldn't leave you alone and his favorite cousin was so thrilled to finally meet you that she dramatically almost passed out. Everyone spent the night laughing and eating and talking, and watching from afar, he couldn't believe how well you fitted on his family, but he hadn't doubted for a second that everyone would love you, how could someone not to? So when he told you he loved you for the first time that night and you said it back without hesitation, Javier promised to be the best version of himself to get you to wear his mother's ring on your finger by the end of the next year.

Not everything was perfect, nothing ever is. You had some fights, you disagreed in a few things, but something you stablished the first time Javier gave in to old habits and tried to run away from the issue was that you wouldn't sleep without talking about it; no hitting doors, no leaving, no fucking the anger out, you talked and made the effort to change what was bothering. Javier had been in only one serious relationship before, with Lorraine, and damn what a difference it was. He couldn't blame neither of them, they were young and didn't know what they wanted; you, on the other hand, knew exactly what you wanted and it still shocked him that it was him. You wanted him, all flaws and errors and baggage included, you didn't let him shut you down when things got tough, and with time he learned to trust you, to count on you, to talk about his feelings, his walls slowly tumbling down. The day he told you everything about Colombia was the hardest he had ever been putten through, years of fighting drug dealers and putting his life at risk, and he had never been more frightened. Tears were shared, you didn't react very well to a few things, but you never dropped his hand, never interrupted, never distanced yourself, even thanked him for trusting you, and at the end he felt as light as a feather. You convinced him to go to therapy, emphasizing that he had to treat the psychological consequences of the terror he confronted back in Colombia.

After that, it seemed like you had reached a goal at your relationship, you spending more time at the ranch than at your own house, a great routine already settled, and you made it very clear you were ready to be asked in marriage when you said those exact words to him. Little did you know he was already planning on it, and one day, after photographing a wedding at a neighbor city, Javier welcomed you in the ranch with candles everywhere, a knee on the floor, tears on his eyes, his mothers ring in a velvet red box and the most heartwarming speech one could ever ask for. The wedding was quick to happen, neither of you wanted a big party, just your families and friends gathered in the ranch with the ceremony realized by a very emotional Chucho. Didn't take you long to get pregnant either, your life settled with you being called to take every photo in Laredo and Javier accepting a job at the Sheriff's Office; the both of you had decided to live with Chucho once he had injured his leg during work, him more than thrilled to have a grandbaby under his roof. Javi fell in love with you a little more every day that passed, more and more mesmerized by you and your growing belly. At the end of that year, he promised to be a father as good as the one he had.

And what a good father he was indeed. He dedicated his life to his family, providing all the love and dedication he had in him, gladly waking up during the nights to comfort his kids; yes, you both got tired as hell, made mistakes, got stressed sometimes, but you got the life of your dreams and the both of you had so much love to give that it didn't matter how hard things could get, you wanted it, all of it. With his one-year-old boy sleeping in his arms as you talked to your grandma on the other side of the room, your ring hand carressing your beautiful round belly that carried your next baby, he saw as his babygirl crossed the room shouting with her hands thrown up in the air to scare you, clearly influenced by her cousin, and you playfully shouted back. The dogs started barking and jumping at the commotion, the three-year-old giggling as you kissed her cheek.

Javier felt like his heart could explode inside of his chest, certain that there was no man alive happier than him, he thought about how lucky he was he went to get those pickles all those years ago. The journy the both of you had wasn't quite easy, the challenges you had to face, the expensive phone bills he got when you were apart, the fears he had to overcome, even those years in Colombia, he would have done it all again and again and again if it meant to be where he was at that very moment, to wake up everyday by your side, to always have you in the passanger seat to rest his hand on your thigh, to have the kids laughing and running around the house, to experiencing the type of love his parents had.

At that New Year's Eve, Javier kept the same promise he had been keeping the last years: to give his all to the family of his own.

"Javi, baby" you called him, your smile as wide as always "I'm craving pickles"

[theorganasolo]

javier peña is a softie deep down and here is why

so I finished watching narcos a few weeks ago and have obviously fallen in love with javier peña and felt compelled to make a post about how much of a good man he is and HOW HE IS A GOOD PERSON AND A SOFTY DEEP DOWN I SWEAR -

Idk people like to write him off as an asshole but there’s so much more to him than that - he’s a very complex character

Ok so first things first: this man really does want to do the right thing no matter the cost, which unfortunately has some bad outcomes because the system is so corrupt. Like working with los pepes wasn’t the best move BUT he did it to help take down escobar - i am still so pissed he got sent home after all the work he put in - BUT ANYWAY

He always has steve’s back even if it’s trying to bring justice for his cat THIS IS A GRINGO CAT OF THE DEA FVFDHIVFDJ -

and when steve was getting reprimanded by messina in s2, javi had his back and was saying how steve was trying to go after connie and olivia. Like when steve told him that connie was at the airport ready to leave, javi did not hesitate in telling him to go after them.

Another time with steve that i like is in s2 when javi knows he is about to get in trouble with the dea due to his involvement with los pepes and he’s having a convo with him and he says “if they come after you about what I’ve been doing, protect yourself first. You didn’t know anything.” another example of how he’s always looking out for everyone.

He made sure jorge was protected in s3 and got him and his family to the us and when jorge was being questioned javi stood up for him

Javi also tries to do right with his informants and this leads me to my next point

JAVI RESPECTS SEX WORKERS

He always treats them with respect and doesn’t look down on them for their profession and even went out of his way to go help Helena after she was being raped and abused.

Also later on when javi and carillo are pursuing gacha, carillo tells javi it’s his call to take gacha in alive or not and javi says to take him out, after talking about it with a twitter mutual we think he has him killed as a way of getting revenge after what he did to helena.

He will also go get his informants visas to get to the US as a way of protecting them - this has happened several times on the show, and i bet it happened more often than what we saw.

All of this points to javi forming attachments to his informants and why is this? Well, for one thing I think it’s because it’s one of the only things that is in his control down in Colombia. Escobar doesn’t play by the rules, so you never know what he’s going to do or who will pay the price. Javi knows this, so if he can assure himself that his informants are protected (by getting them a visa or letting them hide in his apartment) i think it makes him feel a bit better. Another reason why I think he forms attachments is because he doesn’t really have anyone else, Steve has Connie and Javi is just alone.  I think he would be afraid to get in a serious relationship down in colombia because they might end up killed or have a target on their backs for being associated with him. So all he can do is have sex with them as a way to cope with the shit he’s scene and try to forget about it.

Side note: the scene where he and steve go to the brothel and javi is like “yo i have never seen this place in my life” and then 2 min later he’s like “oh, hi vanessa”  - PEAK COMEDY

Kudos to javi to contributing to the economy in colombia

ALSO

Javi is a person that women trust in general. Like connie went to javi when she couldn’t get to her husband to protect an informant because she knew she would be safe with javi.

And then when steve went missing she immediately went to javi knowing he would drop everything and help her, which he did

Then in s2 one of his informants brought another informant to his house because she knew he would help her!! Which later turned out to be a set up :/ but he still was trying to help

And in s3 after he rescues christina from the jungle he immediately puts his arms around her to comfort her OOF i just

Idk everyone calls javi this unfeeling asshole but then that scene after carillo dies? THE GUILT HE FEELS because it was a set up but he didn’t know he was trying to take down escobar and he thought this would be it djfkbvdfkvbdvnskvbdfjvf i just wanted to hug him in that scene

HE IS SOFT DEEP DOWN OK I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

I just head canon that this man is a big softy at heart and s3 really confirms this

When he’s at that wedding back home and sees lorraine again...now hear me out yeah it was bad he left her at the altar BUT he acknowledges that and apologizes to her, and she had already forgiven him.

When he tells steve that story in s1 it really broke my heart because javi was like “trust me she’s better off” like no sweetie you deserve happiness and comfort too.

Back to s3 when they’re talking about how he left her she was like “can you imagine if we got married” and obviously meant it as an insult AND HIS FACE LOOKS SO SAD AFTER dbfvfdbvhdf pls lorraine javi is a different person now

And then after their convo he looks at her when she picks up one of her kids and his face I SWEAR his face has a look of longing on it I KNOW DEEP DOWN THIS MAN WANTS A QUIET LIFE WITH A FAMILY I KNOW IT - he just seemed so lonely in  this wedding scene

this is further emphasized in s3 when javi is doing the jungle rescue for franklin’s wife and he’s talking to berna and this conversation happens:

PLS LOOK AT HIS FACE dfbhjvbdflvdf kvjdfbh no no he does not like living out of a suitcase, that’s just how his life is unfortunately BUT HE DESERVES TO HAVE A HOME, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT HIM, A FAMILY javi you deserve all of the good things i promise you.

I like to think that after the show takes place he would find a nice girl and settle down with her and have a family because he’s such a different person from when he left lorraine, to after everything he went through in Colombia.  After being through that intensity he deserves to have a rest, and I know he’s wanted to be out of Laredo so I feel like maybe he would go to a bigger city in Texas, maybe Dallas? or maybe live in a suburb outside a big city?

A lot of fics I’ve read have had him as a professor after the events of Narcos and I really like that idea!

TO CONCLUDE

Javi is not some dick without feelings, he’s using sex as a coping mechanism cause he doesn’t have anybody :(

It just makes me so sad how little he thinks of himself, from his comments about lorraine being better off without him to saying “i’m not a hero.”  you can tell people haven’t told him that he is a good person, so why would he believe that he is?

Anyways javier peña deserves better and needs a hug which I can and will provide you with sir

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a moon so cruel by amsc-if - ( mc: yurei - ♡kade )

a tale of crowns by ataleofcrowns - ( mc: mirarî - ♡dara )

abyss by abyss-if - ( mc: soobin - ♡jinho )

an elemental existence by beeanca-writing - ( mc: aurora - ♡sydney )

arcadie: second-born by sofia-d-asb - ( mc: grace - ♡cyril )

attollo by attollogame - ( mc: wren - ♡operator )

the bastard of camelot by llamagirl28 - ( mc: mordred - ♡gawain )

⭐ beyond empty eyes by beyondemptyeyes-if - ( mc: piper - ♡keir )

blood moon by barbwritesstuff - ( mc: jazmine - ♡marco )

⭐ body count by bodycountgame - (💜mc: daphne - ♡griffin💜 || mc: dakota - ♡charlie || mc: delaney - ♡atticus )

⭐ buried love by buriedlove - ( mc: marina - ♡alex )

⭐ circuit by circuit-if - ( mc: akali - ♡roman )

conspiracy in emerson by emersonfreepress - ( mc: annie - ♡jack )

crème de la crème by hpowellsmith - ( mc: briar - ♡patrice )

dark as night by cereuscross - ( mc: parker - ♡taj )

🔞 degrees of ledity by vrelnir 

dereliction by dereliction-if - (💜mc: makaela - ♡solas💜 || mc: marin - ♡havu || mc: avena - ♡gareth )

diaspora by diasporatheblog - ( mc: cailin - ♡sangarinus )

⭐ disenchanted by disenchantedif - (💜mc: isabelle - ♡viktor💜 || mc: leliana - ♡lucien || mc: kamry - ♡avery || mc: elena - ♡theodore || mc: rumaiza - ♡amrit || mc: monah - ♡harlow  || mc: tabitha - ♡cameron  || mc: savannah - ♡araselis   )

the eight years revolution by eight-years-revolution - ( mc: savea - ♡ajmal )

⭐ esper by esper-game - ( mc: nari - ♡leith )

everything is blue by everythingisblue-if - ( mc: sapphire - ♡milo )

the exile by exilethegame - ( mc: juniper - ♡sabir )

⭐ fallen lights by fallenlightsif - (💜mc: cora - ♡florian💜|| mc: inola - ♡orion || mc: mirielle - ♡emil || mc: nadya - ♡dimitri || mc: yvette - ♡julian  )

⭐ fate unwritten by fateunwritten-if - ( mc: elodie - ♡ivan )

fellow traveler by robotvampire - ( mc: macie - ♡sameer )

fernweh saga by lacunafiction - ( mc: leah - ♡beckett )

fields of asphodel by chrysanthemumgames - ( mc: persephone - ♡hades )

the fog knows your name by clio yun-su davis - ( mc: elsie - ♡rex )

⭐ god of the red mountain by friendlybowlofsoup - ( mc: "rabbit” - ♡spider )

⭐ golden by milaswriting - (💜mc: kendall - ♡blaze💜|| mc: adaline - ♡kaidan )

⭐ the golden rose by anathemafiction - ( mc: arya - ♡hadrian )

greenwarden by fiddles-ifs - ( mc: larken - ♡marc )

hollowpass town mysteries by hollowpass - ( mc: mitchie - ♡maxwell )

the hunt: demon eyes by thehunt-if - ( mc: cara - ♡bas )

⭐ in deeper tides by indeepertidesif - (💜mc: seraphine - ♡haakon💜 || mc: irelia - ♡thorne )

⭐ infamous by infamous-if - (💜mc: mina - ♡seven 💜|| mc: rian - ♡sebastian )

⭐ ink & laces by inandlaces-if - (💜mc: jade - ♡pepe 💜|| mc: archer - ♡anders || mc: dove - ♡fernando  ||  mc: quinn - ♡foley )

keeper of the sun and moon by keeperofthesunandmoon - ( mc: hayden - ♡altair )

larkin by larkin-if - ( mc: delia - ♡cyrus )

🔞 love for sundown by godsamael 

the lure of the gallows by lureofthegallowsgame - ( mc: emma - ♡leo )

the masked defenders by ian-lythe - ( mc: brooklyn - ♡emerson )

⭐ mind blind by mindblindbard - ( mc: blaire - ♡gray )

⭐ more things in heaven & earth by morethingsgame - ( mc: ophelia - ♡hamlet )

 murder at play house by murderatplayhouse - ( mc: blake - ♡nate )

the nameless by parkerlyn - ( mc: arabella - ♡the healer )

⭐ next in line by nextinline-if - (💜mc: calia - ♡constantine💜 || mc: cerys - ♡frederick )

the northern passage by northern-passage - ( mc: mercy - ♡lea )

⭐ novaturient by kalorphic - (💜mc: seulki - ♡noah💜 || mc: sage - ♡kalan )

an ode to dying starts by dyingstars-if - ( mc: alora - ♡krios )

ofna: birds of a feather by ofna - ( mc: maya - ♡jeremy )

olympus: secret services by ekgfiction - ( mc: tahmina - ♡louis )

the overtaken by theovertaken - ( mc: maria - ♡immanuel )

⭐ the passenger by the-passenger-if - (💜mc: ava - ♡roach💜 || mc: destiny - ♡jonny )

⭐ paved in ashes by pavedinashes-if - (💜mc: indigo - ♡felix💜 || mc: saskia - ♡michael || mc: beatrix - ♡sparks || mc: mallory - ♡francesco || mc: este - ♡dima  || mc: sabine - ♡alex )

⭐ perfumare avulsion by pdrrook - ( mc: natalie - ♡reed )

perfumare amalgam by pdrrook - ( mc: lexie - ♡flavio )

project hadea by nyehilismwriting - ( mc: callisto - ♡nash )

raiders of the caravan by leftski-if - ( mc: taya - ♡ruokar )

⭐ reaper’s bay by reapersbayif - (💜mc: fallon - ♡striker💜 || mc: teagan - ♡kai || mc: arany - ♡adrianus || mc: laina - ♡finn  || mc: giselle - ♡marius )

the reaper watches me by thereaperwatchesme - ( mc: makani - ♡sable )

royal affairs by hpowellsmith - ( mc: sofie - ♡asher )

⭐ scout: an apocalypse story by anya-dev - ( mc: zoey - ♡oliver )

sentinel by nyehilismwriting - ( mc: naomi - ♡levi )

⭐ shepherds of haven by shepherdsofhaven - (💜mc: ellery - ♡blade💜 || mc: arainia - ♡red || mc: halle - ♡trouble || mc: kellen - ♡briony )

the soul stone war by intimidatingpuffinstudios - ( mc: seobi - ♡morkai )

speaker by speakergame - ( mc: raina - ♡rory )

⭐ the spirited: origins by yuveim - (💜mc: payton - ♡derek💜 || mc: xavier -  ♡levi )

spring panic by ange-writes-ifs - ( mc: odessa - ♡aspen )

the sun chasers by elleryfiction - ( mc: narelle - ♡taran )

⭐ supernatural in new york by llamagirl28 - ( mc: sky - ♡dom )

swan song by swansong-if - ( mc: rosalie - ♡odile )

the sword of rhivenia by theswordofrhivenia - ( mc: abigail - ♡xavier )

thicker than by barbwritesstuff - ( mc: sunhi - ♡iliya )

time’s legacy by legacies-game - ( mc: talay - ♡eilert )

tournament of souls by maxdes - ( mc: reya - ♡euric )

triaina academy by leo-interactive-fiction - ( mc: averie - ♡matthew )

⭐ the unseelie by theunseelieif - (💜mc: cyra - ♡morgan💜|| mc: sokki - ♡kiran || mc: avalon - ♡auberon || mc: haelyn - ♡kendall || mc: june - ♡camilo )

⭐ unwilling souls by unwilling-souls-if - ( mc: fleur - ♡xander )

virtue's end by virtues-end -  ( mc: anika - ♡shea )

the wayhaven chronicles by seraphinitegames - ( mc: clara - ♡nate )

⭐ we all bleed red by lost-kiwi-dev - ( mc: alina - ♡chengyi )

when twilight strikes by evertidings - ( mc: carmen - ♡rylan )

the whisper in the mist by ellawrites-if - ( mc: noelani - ♡ciaran )

⭐ the wrath of sekhmet by sekhmetswrath-if - ( mc: nailah - ♡elija )

you live and fern by beetlebethwrites - ( mc: river - ♡matt )

zombie exodus: safe haven by Jim Dattilo - ( mc: fiona - ♡jaime )

visual novels I play: 

⭐ = top favs that I highly recommend

💜 = canon mc if I have more than 1 listed

🔞 = very nsfw / only 18+ should read

aloners by sonnet009 - ( mc: rowan - ♡trash )

⭐ andromeda six  by wanderlust-games - (💜mc: nayel - ♡june💜|| mc: aeris - ♡vexx || mc: cassia - ♡damon )

blooming panic by robobarbie - ( mc: angelite - ♡xyx )

⭐ 🔞 college craze by collegecraze - ( mc: fawn - ♡undecided )

ebon light by underbliss - ( mc: merra - ♡vadeyn )

it lives within by itlivesproject - ( mc: summer - ♡abel )

monstrata fracture by astralore - ( mc: ivy - ♡cailean )

the neptune diaries by meduzagames - ( mc: felicity - ♡ren )

⭐ our life beginnings & always by gb-patch - ( mc: melody - ♡cove )

⭐ perfumare by pdrrook - ( mc: natalie - ♡reed )

⭐ when the night comes by lunaris games - ( mc: bellamy - ♡alkar )

playchoices stories I play:

⭐ = top favs that I highly recommend

blades of light & shadow - ( mc: daya - ♡tyril )

the elementalists - ( mc: jennie - ♡beckett )

foreign affairs - ( mc: kennedy - ♡blaine )

the haunting of braidwood manor - ( mc: alessia - ♡victor )

⭐ it lives beneath - ( mc: rose - ♡parker )

⭐ it lives in the woods - ( mc: dallia - ♡connor )

nightbound - ( mc: charli - ♡cal )

romance club stories I play:

⭐ = top favs that I highly recommend

⭐ arcanum - ( mc: selena/lilith - ♡liam )

⭐ heart of trespia - ( mc: eden - ♡wyatt )

heaven’s secret - ( mc: violet - ♡lucifer )

hell and high water - ( mc: laney - ♡chand )

kali: call of darkness - ( mc: amala - ♡amrit )

love from outer space - ( mc: amber - ♡todd )

⭐ the one v1 - ( mc: cassie - ♡evan )

psi - ( mc: lou - ♡kay )

sails in the fog - ( mc: adelaide - ♡sebastian )

⭐ seduced by the rhythm - ( mc: miki - ♡brandon )

shadows of saintfour - ( mc: serena - ♡michael )

sins of london - ( mc: ivy - ♡glashtyn )

other story based apps I play:

⭐ = top favs that I highly recommend

the arcana by nix hydra - ( mc: juliet - ♡muriel )

⭐ duskwood by everbyte studio - ( mc: aspen - ♡jake )

obey me! by shallwedate - ( mc: hani - ♡belphegor )

⭐ love island the game by fusebox games - ( season 1 mc: rose - ♡levi || season 2 mc: lily - ♡bobby || season 3 mc: iris - ♡ciaran || season 4 mc: daisy - ♡bruno || season 5 mc: clover - ♡suresh || season 6 mc: aster - ♡lewie || season 7 mc: holly - ♡alex || season 8 mc: dahlia - ♡jack )

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꧁ Hi! I’m Bee. Pronouns are she/her. I’m an INFP & a Slytherclaw. I’m a coffee addict from the uk. I’m a middle child with seven siblings! I’m a writer and I draw sometimes. Also, I’m 23, if you’ve a problem with me writing Milo/Carlos fics etc, then pls just block me because I’m really not gonna deal with the hate anymore forreal. Current hyperfixation is Encanto but I’m kind of a Disney nerd. ꧂

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About this blog and the dude who runs it

1000 people liked the stuff I posted so much they decided to follow me so- I thought I might as well introduce myself properly to get rid of some cause I can't handle the attention and omg how did that happen thanks for liking my stuff my confidence is so much higher now I enjoy writing so much thank you for keeping me motivated

The name is Pete, but I'd prefer you callin me Ruka or Prince Ruka in public posts/asks. I do not mind, though, if you call me Pete or one of my nicknames in dms.

Nicknames are: Pepe, Petersilie, Petelino, Ru, Ruru

More will be added once I remember them gkgkgj

I'm a trans, gay boy. I used to think I was bi with a preference for guys- I mean- Girls are cute, but- BOYS are *simp noises*

Ye. I'm gay.

I write fanfictions for multiple fandoms and only for male/genderneutral reader. So if you identify as a female, pls- you can read my gn stuff of course, but my male content is not for you and you will end up getting blocked

I also post some drawings here and there- not much, just when I finished something and think it's post-worthy. Or if it's a sketch I find funny or something.

Like it says in my bio, you can ask me anything. And if it's worthy of being written down in here, I'll add it to the Q&A below, so that it's easily accessable. This includes questions for my blog and personal questions.

Though I doubt that y'all will have questions for me

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Q&A:

1. "Do you write: reader being like (insert character)?" (Example: Manjiro Sano with a s/o who is like Kyojuro Rengoku)

-Yes, I do. I must ask you to ask me if I know that specific character beforehand though. That way I don't have to decline the request if you have a backup character in mind.

2. "Will there be more fandoms/characters you write for?"

Yes, there will be. But I want to release one masterlist at a time and really get to know certain characters before I put them in a masterlist to ensure I get the personality right.

3."What are the differences between scenario and oneshot?"

Mostly the length. I try to fit one short story in an oneshot which makes it way longer and more complicated to write.

Scenarios on the other hand really only focus on one certain scenario, making them shorter and easier to write. Which is also why I choose to write scenarios whenever I get a request with multiple characters.

4. "Why aren't you answering my request ask?"

I use that ask to post the request to ensure you are getting notified once I post it while staying anonymous.

So as long as I don't answer the ask and tell you directly that I will not write it, you can be sure that I accepted your request. You can also see it in my pinned post in my request list.

Note that it might take a bit for me to put your request on the list.

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Let’s talk about the GP zodiacs (Part 2)

HOLSY HSIT I LOVE THE GP KIDS SO MUCH AND THEIR SIGNS ARE SO INTERESTING

Thank u to puff-poff for shooting me with an ask about the gp kids, I think our brains just assimilated

One more note: I should’ve mentioned this in my last post but compatibility between signs doesn’t only apply to romantic relationships, it applies to any kind of relationship like friendships, family relations, etc. It’s just that when it comes to more platonic relationships, wholly incompatible signs are more likely to be able to work something out together. As an example, I’m a Gemini, and I’m about 300% certain I could never ever in my life date a Pisces, but I do have a few Pisces friends that I get along well enough with.

Okay same drill—sign, element, infodump, GO

Violet

Birthdate: June 12th

Sign: Gemini

Element: Air

Overview: SQUEALS GUYS ITS VIOLET MY BELOVED. WE’RE BOTH GEMINIS THEREFORE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON. I’m kidding but no, Violet being a Gemini makes her 100x easier to project onto. So I mentioned before that Air signs are the least in tune with their emotions, are the thinkers before they act, are horribly indecisive, and these very much apply to Geminis as well. However, the most iconic trait of a Gemini is the ability to switch personalities at the drop of a hat whenever it services the group of people they’re in—what most people call the ‘two-faced’ part of Geminis. Hey, I promise you that being two-faced is actually a pretty cool and useful asset when in the hands of a decent human being. It means we get along well with a lot of different people, and if we don’t, we can act like we do as if it’s nothing. This asset, however, can turn into a curse of sorts in that a lot of us have...NO IDEA what our actual personality is. We reshape and remold ourselves and copy traits from other signs to fit in so much that we lose sight of who we are as an individual, and therefore we have a very hard time figuring out what we truly want. This is where the indecisiveness comes into play—ask a Gemini what they want for lunch and you’ll get a “what? Huh? Oh, you pick. I’m fine with whatever.” I know Geminis best because I am one, pls forgive me for rambling so much more about them than the other signssss.

Okay so first of all, let’s talk about Violet adapting to other characters to ‘fit in’. It’s not as obvious because Violet DOES seem to have one very fixed personality, but Violet prefers to speak through actions rather than words, so I would call her following Emma to help the children at GP a Gemini move. She could’ve simply dragged her to Lucas—she’s probably strong enough to do so, but instead she decided to go along with her. This isn’t to say there’s no pushback of course, as Air signs Geminis aren’t idiots, so they’ll often try to reason with others (particularly fire signs cough cough) to try to bring logic and critical thinking into the conversation. However, when that fails, they can still be counted on to support their friends even if they disagree. This is why Geminis and Leos are soulmates you heard it here, the stars said Violemma is the way. BUT ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW VIOLET’S THE ONE ADAM LISTENS TO DURING THE LEUVIS BATTLE. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BEING ABLE TO GET ALONG WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE, THERE YOU GO.

Anyway it’s also very much worth noting that while Violet can seem very harsh at times (bc Geminis will put you in your PLACE), bringing her logical kind of advice into conversations can be a very helpful comforter.

On another note this scene is so gay?

Compatibility and ships: hellooooooo Air sign Violet you are compatible with other Air signs (Aquarius, Libra, and Gemini) as well as Fire signs (Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries). Usually you’ll see Aquarius and Sagittarius as the most compatible with Geminis but I disagree with that because I have never met a Sagittarius I like so I’m still pointing fervently at Leos and the fact that Emma is a Leo. Listen. Violemma is the way. I am determined to convert all of you to Violemma if it’s the last thing I do. Geminis simply cannot help themselves around Leos they fall like a fucking anvil for that bright, golden-hearted dumbass energy. If there’s any Leos in the tpn fandom let me know I might just propose to you.

Oliver

Birthdate: October 25th

Sign: Scorpio

Element: Water

Overview: the first time I looked up Oliver’s birthday I went “Scorpio???? REALLY????” but then this is another case where the more I think about it, it does indeed make sense. If Leos are the natural leaders of the Fire signs, then Scorpios are the natural leaders of the Water signs. Where Cancers and Pisces will often lose themselves to their emotions, Scorpios have a very strong handle on them. I mentioned before that Water signs are at the highest emotional level, but Scorpios are a bit of an interesting case because you oftentimes won’t even notice that they’re very emotional people. They try to act like Air signs in that way, but their true colors are always there, waiting to be coaxed out.

For Oliver, you can clearly tell that his emotional bond with his friends and especially with Lucas is very high—but even so, he doesn’t let his emotions cloud his judgment or his ability to adapt to the situation at hand. Where earth signs are very fixed and difficult to move, water signs are always moving and changing to find solutions best suited for new circumstances. The best example I can give is the part where the music plays early, and despite internally panicking about it, Oliver is the one who naturally steps up to calm everyone down.

Scorpios are great at handling others’ emotions as well as their own, which makes them marvelously empathetic leaders. We stan.

Compatibility and ships: as a Water sign, Oliver is compatible with other Water signs (Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio) as well as Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn) so speaking broadly that makes him compatible with Pepe (a Pisces) and Zack (a Cancer) but narrowing it down, Scorpios are usually best with Tauruses and Cancers. Idk if I’m the only one who ships Oliver with Pepe but I know there’s a few people who ship him with Zack—so congrats to you guys, you won the stars’ approval.

Lucas

Birthdate: November 28th

Sign: Sagittarius

Element: Fire

Overview: yall,,,, when I found out Lucas was a Saggy Titty I legitimately guffawed out loud. Lucas and Sagittarius is so funny.... because it’s so wrong. Saggy Titties are the definition of chaos, they’re brazen, impulsive, and constantly changing. Like think of a frat boy in a house full of beer and pool tables and hot girls and you get Sagittarius. This is why I have never met a Sagittarius I like—because they have frat boy energy, and even non-male Sagittariuses require wayyy too much energy for me to handle. I guess the only time Lucas really does act like a Sagittarius is in his childhood with Yuugo, and the way he’s a lot bolder and outgoing versus the quieter older Lucas we have now.

It is important to note that Lucas has been through a lot of trauma and lost a lot of comrades which could very well change the a person’s entire outlook and turn their personality 180 degrees—that could be a large factor, although on the flip side, Yuugo still fits his Capricorn sign even after going through what he’s been through. Different events affect different people differently. Lucas was most likely knocked entirely off his Sagittarius high-horse very quickly when he arrived in Goldy Pond. But if I had no prior knowledge of who he was beforehand, I very well might’ve pegged him a Leo like Emma or even another subtle Aries like Norman. So yes, he does indeed have fire energy, it’s just generally very lackluster and farrrr away from Sagittarius’ level.

Compatibility and ships: okay so I know the only Lucas ship with any weight to it in this fandom is Yuucas, and here’s the thing,,, A Sagittarius and Capricorn combo is the most horrifying fucking couple imaginable and I’m stan so hard. Realistically speaking, your Capricorns would try to put a leash on their Sagittariuses because man. I forgot to mention how childish Sagittariuses can be (though the frat boy comparison should’ve been a clue), and holy shit that poor Capricorn is gonna get ripped to shreds by their Sagittarius. Imagine like a super pompous cowboy trying to ride a furious bull that’s trying to buck him off like there’s no tomorrow. Capricorns are people who want complete control over themselves and their partners, while Sagittariuses,, Saggy Titties just want to see the world burn. Put them together and you could probably cause the End Times Apocalypse. But you know what? Good for them. I think Yuugo and Lucas love each other enough that the toxicity that comes with typical pairups with these two signs is about nonexistent between them. But I fully believe they could still destroy an entire planet and that’s valid of them to do so. Anyway moving on!

you wanna talk about another Sagittarius that makes absolutely no sense?

Paula

Birthdate: December 9th

Sign: Sagittarius

Element: Fire

Overview: My authors I am begging you, stop putting character birthdays in the Sagittarius zone you clearly don’t know what a Sagittarius is.

Since I refuse to acknowledge Paula as a Sagittarius, let’s talk about what sign she actually acts like because I said so. Paula’s a Virgo. Fight me Shirai. (Also im sus that shirai is virgophobic because where the fuck are my virgos. There’s like zero major characters that are virgos, and the characters that ARE don’t even act like virgos. I’m coming for your small intestine Shirai) so as earth signs, virgos are generally pretty resourceful and of course level-headed. They’re kinda shy and reserved, but they’re also very hard workers you can count on when you need to get a job done. Nary will you find a Virgo that procrastinates or attempts to weasel their way out of a mission they’ve been given. The unmovable earth in virgos shows through in how committed they are, and we can see all these traits in Paula. Though she’s a quieter member of the GP resistance, you can tell just how much of an asset she is to them. She doesn’t run, doesn’t lose her cool, and she’s good at pointing out important details.

Pls let me decide your characters’ birthdays for you Shirai I promise I am good at it.

Compatibility and ships: I guess, astrologically speaking, as a Sagittarius, Paula does fit pretty well with Sonya because she’s a Gemini. I actually know next to nothing about Paula ships but I do know she’s lesbian and her and Sonya are cute but I also ship her with Barbara because reasons don’t ask questions I WILL bite you anyway they’re compatible too because barb’s also a Gemini.

Lot of Geminis, don’t you think? Yes I do. Let’s talk about them.

Sonya and Sandy

Birthdates: June 3rd and May 22nd respectively

Signs: Gemini

Element: Air

Overview: these two are what I call the gemini twins bECAUSE THEYRE ALWAYS HANGING OUT AND ITS SO TRUE GEMINIS LOVE EACH OTHER BUT ALSO ITS SO WEIRD THAT WE GET ALONG. imagine like two of those one way mirrors facing each other where it just goes on and on and on for infinite mirror and that’s what two Geminis hanging out is like. Look, they’re literally thinking the same thing and it’s so great

Anyway there isn’t a whole lot of Sandy and Sonya content to go off of in the first place, but them being Geminis seems reasonable to me—at the very least they are indeed meant to get along well and they’re so in sync I could cry. Plus they’re pretty intuitive and able to think right on the spot as they’re facing Nous and Nouma (at least at first) My man Shirai also.. really likes Geminis for some reason because they keep popping up. So instead of one Spider-Man meme it looks more like this,

Compatibility and ships: not gonna dwell too long on this section because from previous ones you may already recall they’re compatible with each other and I guess with Paula as well as I must begrudgingly accept the fact that shes canonically a Sagittarius.

Pepe

Birthdate: February 19th

Sign: Pisces

Element: Water

Overview: so I mentioned before that water signs are at about the highest emotion level, which makes Pisces a very sensitive group like Cancers. But Pisces in general are known for being the kindest and most accepting people as well, which means they’re able to make a lot of friends very easily. They’re basically that one person you sat next to in class who started a conversation with you just to be nice. Now again, there’s not a whole lot of Pepe content to go off of, but we can tell he’s kind and loving to his friends and the other kids in GP. One thing I can mention is that Pisces usually are the one of the nosiest of the signs, and they get very bothered by lies and secrets (this is true for a lot of water signs, but Pisces are the worst in my experience) so we got this single piece that may have a little bit of the Pisces in Pepe showing:

Compatibility and ships: So as a Pisces, Pepe is only compatible with Oliver and Zack considering they’re also water signs. Everyone else is Fire and Air, funnily enough, but the Pepe ships with those two are super cute I think so it’s ok.

Zack

Birthdate: July 7th

Sign: Cancer

Element: Water

Overview: so do I think Zack fits his sign? Yes, in a way I do. I already went into Cancers when I explained Don, so quick recap: Cancers are some of the most sensitive and empathetic, so their loyalty to their loved ones is pretty close to on-par with an Aries. And while Zack isn’t as outwardly emotional as someone like Don, the Cancer in him shows up well in that he’s constantly taking extremely difficult missions he doesn’t want his friends to risk, and he shrugs off any injury to himself.

This might just be a me thing but almost every Cancer I’ve met has a habit of doing That. I am so concerned for their safety. I guess though, if I hadn’t known his sign beforehand, I 100% would’ve pegged him an Aries.

Compatibility and ships: I already went over this with Pepe, but Zack is compatible with Pepe and Oliver. Y’all ok listen to me. OT3. Make it happen. Between them they have every sign in the element of water. They’d be unstoppable.

Gillian

Birthdate: September 30th

Sign: Libra

Element: Air

Overview: here’s a fun one. So as I previously stated, air signs are usually out of tune with their emotions, but where that causes Aquariuses and Geminis to repress or hide them, Libras,,,, just dump them everywhere. Listen I know Libras are supposed to be the sign of the balance scales and they have a thing about the world being perfectly balanced which makes them more prone to revenge bUT ALSO. MY first and foremost takeaway from Libras is that they all suffer from Rich Bitch syndrome, in which they obsess over material items and every Libra has a thing about cute girly stuff change my mind. HOWEVER, they’re often very chaotic as well, the kinda Sagittarius of the Air signs. So like a super cute and seemingly fun girl who will probably murder you in your sleep.



I’m sorry I can’t take it I’ve been laughing at this for the past fifteen minutes it’s too funny. Anyway, Gillian’s Rich Bitch Syndrome appears through her fashion statement. Her PINS. omg. Gillian your Libra is showing.

Compatibility and ships: as a Libra Gillian is compatible with other Air signs (Aquarius, Gemini, Libra) as well as Fire signs (Aries, Sagittarius, Leo) but she’s most compatible with Aries and Sagittarius so—— Paula yes, but also Nigel because he’s an Aries! Speaking of Nigel,

Nigel

Birthdate: March 27th

Sign: Aries

Element: Fire

Overview: Aries Nigel doesn’t come as a surprise, let’s be real here. I delved into Aries before with Norman, so just as a recap: Aries are so intensely loyal to the ones they love and would do absolutely anything for them even at the cost of their lives, and this can make them prone to outbursts of anger and/or impulsivity. Here’s your one image of Aries Nigel, I don’t even have to explain:

Compatibility and ships: so I already said this but Nigel is at his most compatible with Gillian. Are there other Nigel ships?? Pls let me know I’m very curious.

Aw, it’s over now :(

I loved talking about the GP kids they fill the void in my heart. Now to move onto talking about the demons because the silliest idiot requested it and I am beyond ecstatic to spout pure headcanon bullshit. If you’re feelin excited then feel free to keep sending characters my way I will be happy to ramble about their canon zodiac or my headcanon for their zodiac

Edit: i forgot to link part 1 to anyone who wants it and doesn’t want to stalk my profile to find it

[sar3nka]

You made an incel kill himself? Queen pls tell us more 👑✨

it's not super deep I lurked incel subreddits out of morbid curiosity, learned their lingo, made an acc to larp as one of them, then befriended one. He started trusting me and after a while told me he considered roping (hanging himself). He was deep into the blackpill already, wasn't hard to make him believe he would never be loved (tbh? He was into porn, believed women were only into chads and was insecure abt his dick. He would never find love, realistically.)

Didn't take long for him to finally cave in. I don't have actual physical proof, since I wouldn't interact with a slimy creature like him irl, but he never came back. He made a goodbye post on r/braincels tho (subreddit used after r/incels was banned). Nor do I have screenshots. Braincels was littered with goodbye posts tbh, aside from "u/braziliansigma is actually an incel too" theories and pepe posts abt being screenshotted to r/inceltears. Take my knowledge of the now banned subreddit as proof it actually happend lol

Either way. I don't remember his username either sadly would be funny to taunt those who remember him (oh actually doubt anyone does lmaooo). Doesn't make me lose sleep at night, I don't care, I'd do it again but I don't have the patience to befriend another filthy residue from the bottom of the gene pool again

[burstingsunrise]

HEY BESTEA 4 29 51 57 62 73 77 80 96

HEY BESTBOBA thanks for sending a million numbers and expecting me to be able to do this coherently while also talking to you.

4. do you like your name? why?

i don't love it and i don't hate it. it's fine. it's just...kinda boring.

29. what's the worst thing you've ever done?

okay, i just told you this so i don't have to post it publicly for everyone to judge. PEPE!

51. how old were you when you found out santa isn't real?

fun story, i never thought santa was real. i'm not bragging that i was, like, a genius toddler or something. santa just wasn't a thing in my family.

57. do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

i do not, because i have picky skin and hair and i can't just use random shampoo and conditioner without consequences.

62. do you still watch cartoons?

not really! i have nothing against cartoons, but i don't actively seek them out.

73. do you want to get married?

not necessarily. i'm not fundamentally opposed to the idea, but i'm also not like ooh yes i want to get married...at all.

77. do you miss anyone right now?

hmm. luke hemmings? sorry, adri.

80. what is your biggest pet peeve.

i have a lot...but most of them come down to people being selfish and/or seemingly unaware that anyone exists in the world besides them. also when people talk just for the sake of talking. shut the fuck up pls.

96. day or night?

day, which i don't think is very surprising? i'm more productive in the mornings and i like sun and light.

[httpiastri]

my instagram does this thing where it glitches and won’t stop saying someone’s story is new when it isn’t and it’s doing that for pepe today and im like did he post a new story or no and it’s constant disappointment.

OMG it does that for me too sometimes? glad im not alone???? but awh that disappointment must be heartbreaking 😭💔

[insomnihan]

han’s Entire Thoughts and Feelings on CLC’s “Devil”

THEYRE BACK SO IM ALSO BACK ON MY BULLS HIT STAYING UP UNTIL 2AM TO WATCH IT AS SOON AS ITS UP aka its TIME AGAIN to be a loud CHESHIRE™ ON TEXT POST

there are no read mores here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ its my brand

ALRIGHT SO-

THE SONG IS A FUNKY JAZZY BOP™ AND A HALF its the kind of song you just literally BOUNCE in your seat and make you sway from side to side THAT CHORUS IS INSTANTLY CATCHY AND ADDICTING TO LISTEN TO i love the guitar and horns and that weird laser whistle sound????? so much throughout the song!!!!!!! theres a part that goes ‘i tried to be so polite’ that elkie and seungyeon sinGS UUUUUUUUUUGGGHH THATS SO SATISFYING TO MY EARS THERES SO MUCH SEUNGHEE I NEARLY CRIED SHE SINGS THE CHORUS TWO (2) TIMES HER TONE IS INCREDIBLE AND WHEN SORN SINGS IT AFTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (THE SECOND CHORUS WITH YUJIN IS FANTASTIC TOO) YEEUNS RAP OKAY LISTEN I LOVE HER RAP BREAKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SONGS AND THIS ONE DID NOT DISAPPOINT THAT INSTRUMENTAL BREAK PUNCHED ME AND THERES MORE YUJIN AND EUNBIN!!!!!!! THEY KILLED THEIR PARTS THEY WERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! no im not gonna talk about seunghees breath from the first second we know how i feel

THAT BRIDGE with eunbin and elkie was pretty interesting it stays upbeat and it passes really quickly i dunno why but it felt a little off??? i dunno why??? it just does to me??? i feel like it ends too soon??? just a smidge tho- and it barely makes it to three (3) minutes???? (no is about the same length) but im still BOPPING

sidenote: apparently seunghee mentioned (i dunno where tho) that this song is similar to pepe and that sure is true lmao

THE DANCE remember when i just mentioned how it makes you wanna bounce and sway WELL THATS BC theres a move in the chorus that does just THAT!!!!!! the moment i saw it i copied the move like I GOTTA IN FACT the choreography for the entire chorus is SO fitting like its just lots of hip and shoulder movement BUT it just feels so RIGHT- during yeeuns rap part theres a little bit of a move they did thats similar in their song ME and lowkey i thought that was cool!!

THERES SOMETHING ABOUT that hip move that murders like the way they swivel around first and their hand movement with it and then leading into the side to side just SO SATISFYING TO WATCH especially during the last part in that darker setting!!!!!!!

seunghee starts the dance............................... thanks........ the dancing during eunbin and elkies parts during the bridge was lowkey kinda funny but i found myself following and copying it like sticking my hands out like they did in the video BUT overall it goes with the vibe of the song VERY well!!!!

THE VISUALS the overall video premise reminds me red velvets russian roulette like they are REALLY trying to KILL EACH OTHER IN THIS MV (or at least injure each other) with the soap slipping pushing sorn off that chair dropping that thing on yeeuns head that vacuum literally THROWING DARTS and LIGHTING FIRES and THE MOST DANGEROUS OF ALL....................... stepping on legos.........

SUPER COLORFUL............................ BUT FINISH IT WITH BLACK AND DARKNESS i thought that was interesting LIKE i knew it was coming from the teaser images but i DONT HATE IT the song is called ‘devil’ after all going all dark and lowkey menacing at the end is welcomed here!!!!!! i feel like its supposed to lowkey represent their concepts from debut to now yknow???

I LOVE ALL THE BRIGHT COLORS THO especially the yellows and pinks BUT THEN paired with colors like that blue and green and salmon color or whatever like THAT is just P L E A S I N G™ to my eyes there was ALWAYS a bit of all these colors in nearly ever scene and theres just so mucH BALANCE its pretty refreshing™ if you ask me

BUT THAT ENDING WITH ALL THAT LOWKEY CREEPY (but like not really) PROPS LIKE ALL THOSE BARBIE HEADS AND EYES LIKE THATS AESTHETIC™

SOME SCENES THAT I LIKED AND WANNA MENTION:

FIRST SCENE WITH THE ALL OF THEM AT THE TABLE SURROUNDED BY DESSERTS I WAS HOOKED I KNEW I WASNT GOING TO LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND 

FIRST DANCE SCENE WITH THE BLUE AND PEACH COLOR OR WHATEVER COLOR THAT IS 👌

THE BATHROOM WITH THE HOT PINK WHERE SEUNGYEON AND YUJIN WERE IN and then made her fall over with the soap and seungyeon acted like she was eating it in the middle of a bathroom

THE ROOM SEUNGHEE AND SORN WERE IN WITH THE YELLOW CHAIR (love putting her in yellow chairs i guess) nearly lighting her on fire seunghees face after makes me laugh lmao

THE DARK GREEN AND ORANGE.............................. Y E S

THAT ALL YELLOW ROOM ELKIE AND EUNBIN WERE IN and it contrasted with elkies bright pink dress and eunbins darker outfit my eyes feel so blessed™

THE DARK SCENE LIKE THEYRE IN A HAUNTED MANSION WITH THE FLASHING LIGHTS I LOVE-

I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT I JUST LOVE LOOKING AT THEM

(okay but that chair sorn was on only had one leg i just wanted to mention)

AKA I LOVE EVERY SCENE I LOVE THIS C H A O S™

T H E M

OKAY DENIM ON DENIM YOU DIDNT HAVE TO ATTACK ME LIKE THAT™ AND the construction boots????? really?????? in front of my carton of barbie heads?????? YOU ABOUT TO MAKE ME WORK FROM HOME????? why would you do this if you KNOW HOW I FEEL????? but................... thank you i owe yoU MY LIFE- maybe its just me but at the moment ive been really feeling more brighter things so this.................... is some good food and like i know theyre supposed to be menacing but those black outfits make them look like an all-female biker gang more than anything-

also LEGS™

you usually save the best for last HOWEVER SEUNGHEE a whole WOMAN™ SHE REALLY KILLED ME THIS TIME AROUND i mean is there a time she doesnt kill me lets be real FIRST OF ALL BLACK HAIR BUT ITS STILL THE SAME LENGTH THANK YOU that dark green dress just suits her SO well!!!!!!!!!! also i just love green SO CLASSY™ with the headband and black heels pls- THAT light blue denim on denim with black crop top with the little pony tail...................... at ease i LOVE that look on her so much i dont think yall understand!!!!!!! then the BLACK DRESS!!!!!!!!!! the shoulders out!!!!!!!!!!! the thigh high boots!!!!!!!!!! when she does that dance move with her hips her figure accentuated by her belt.................. at ease x2 (also that one second of a scene where shes smiling over her shoulder in the black outfit i just wanted to mention-)

yujin pls that pink plaid outfit with the pink heels with your purple beret youre sO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN that denim with the crop top jacket???? with the orange and pink twin braids I CANT SHE LOOKED SO GOOD WITH THAT OUTFIT ON AND THEN THE BLACK LEATHER (is it leather) and the little two BUNS ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD!!!!!!!! A LOOK™!!!!!!!!!! i just always always think shes just so cute but also so fierce????? it breaks my neck i dunno how to describe it i just really like her face????

SEUNGYEON BETTER LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE WITH THAT PINK AND GOLD TOP WITH THE BLACK SKIRT STUNTING WITH HER BEAUTIFUL TAN SKIN she looks so so SO GOOD with the short hair BUT LIKE i love that hairstyle in general so thats to the SURPRISE OF NO ONE shes wearing a darker blue denim but i cant understand the shirt??? is it a jacket wrapped around like a shirt??? so the black outfit with the leather shorts and then she threw the jacket at the camera like the Baddie™ she is................ thanks-

must you be so beautiful sorn??? the braids with the clips in the dark denim with the black crop top i cANT- THIS HAIR COLOR IS STUNNING ON HER I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE THAT COLOR BUT IT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE IS SO FINE™ DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT YELLOW FIT WITH THE PLAID YELLOW BERET HOW COULD SHE LOOK SO GOOD WITH SO MUCH YELLOW ON????? that black outfit with the single bun on the top of her head and her hair is like super straight and the boots to her knees im SO-

yeeun you always kept your bob pls keep iT FOREVER- the one piece dark blue denim with that big green clip in your hair YOU MAY BE FIERCE BUT JUST LIKE YUJIN YOURE CUTE™ that red dress with the black heels and then they gave???? you extensions???? for your high pony tail with the black bow??? its cute but i mean i feel like that wasnt needed??? it wouldve looked great with just her short hair i dunno fashion FINALLY the last black outfit with the black hat and one glove and black boots that outfit HITS like pls punch me

DOES ELKIE JUST............... HAVE TO look like a princess?????? like she just always looks like a princess i cant explain it!!!!!!!!! SHE JUST FEELS SO PRINCESS-LIKE honestly i feel like its bc whenever they kinda make her hair wavy or something like that it just makes her more classy looking??? the denim two piece and her skirt is actually half light and half dark blue honestly thats a Look™ its cute!!! that hot pink dress with the one sleeve im HERE FOR IT!!!!!! PLS SHE LOOKS SO CLASSY!!!!! the black outfit is just a black dress BUT the black combat boots and her silver accessories like literally kill me with that hammer youre so stunning™-

so we agree that eunbin took that pink wig from jisoo right?? from ddu-du ddu-du?? jk but IM SO GLAD TO SEE HER MORE IN THIS MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!!!!!! WITH MORE LINES!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY the light blue was fitted rather loosely but it still looked SO BOMB ON HER and her hair was so straight and that really made that whole Look™ that black dress with her kinda messy hair with combat boots while she was vacuuming elkies hair is an ABSOLUTE LEWK™ I LIKE IT A LOT!!!!! but seriously something about that pink bob is like............... im not sure if i like it??? i think i do??? the grey hat and fringe really pulls that whole look together honestly

tldr: *chefs kiss*

LIKE this was their style and sound of music i believe in the beginning and its nice to hear it again in a new way!!!! its fun and the instrumental even after listening to it so many times im still dancing along with it!!!!!!! i slept late as hell (bc yknow i had to watch this mv) and had to wake up hella early but I AM PUMPED FOR THE REST OF MY DAY!!!!! i mean like no which also barely hits three (3) minutes but im sure just like with no im not gonna mind that duration

IN CONCLUSION: MY MOOD WAS LIFTED TENFOLD LISTENING TO THIS I FEEL SO ALIVE NOW

[poopycrumbs]

what if queen had tumblr blogs

Brian:

- is basically the science side of tumblr

- is a nice vegetarian

- “having nice hair is self-care”

- sometimes all he does is reblog pictures of clogs

- is against clog discrimination

- once mother henned freddie on tumblr. freddie

- posts pics of cute animals

- would never hurt anyone

- sometimes ppl visit his blog when theyre sad

- they leave his blog happy

- also has an unhealthy obsession with badgers, so much his bandmates are concerned

- tol bean too precious for this sinning world

- when he’s drunk tho he leaks blackmail of his band mates online

- he also always tags roger on self-help posts

- “i know ur concerned bri but for the love of gOD-”

Freddie:

- cats

- cute cats, fat cats, nyan cats, cats in pokemon costumes

- cATS

- also a fashion blog

- does nsfw fanart

- is rEADY TO FIGHT

- “,,get rekt bITCH”

- except the one time someone did he cried so hard and turned his tumblr theme black

- “deaky why would they do that im a nice person wHY WOULD THEY HURT ME LIKE THIS”

- tags brian on all the cute animal posts that appear on his dashboard

- always gets trolled by john with weird fucked up dog pics

- big meme energy

- gets rlly serious about his pokemon posts like srsly

- cats

Roger: - has a fandom blog

- actually it’s a shipping blog by day but at night,,, his blog gets weird

- 3am thoughts

- “what if a duck married a chicken would their children be dickens,,, is CHARLES DICKENS A BABY DUCK-CHICK HYBRID”

- frequent reblogs consist of conspiracy theories, biology fun facts, and dank memes

- frequent messages to him start with the words “pls go to sleep roger”

- more often than not it’s brian

- writes car x reader fanfictions

- posts foot nudes just for fun

- loves ironic posts unironically

- posts outdated memes

- “roger im sorry but pepe is dead”

- “wHAT DID U JUST SAY FREDDIE DO U WANNA FIGHT-”

- in spite of his wild thot energy roger taylor is a lowkey virgin

- fan nickname for him is rogerina

- started an online revolution once

- “i know ur disappointed brian bUT IT WAS WILD-”

- “roger nO”

John:

- John is his username (yeah he used his real name) but ppl always call him deaky

- types in proper capitalisation and shit

- is fucken passive aggressive

- tbh loves to troll ppl online

- gifs of himself dancing to disco always goes trending

- ALWAYS

- his theme is cutesy and shit but his posts are not

- the majority of his followers are big buff men

- is part of the blurred side of tumblr

- “post tagged explicit”

- tags roger on scary posts because he knows it makes him cry

- a raging feminist

- the govt tried to contain him but they couldn’t

- side blog is basically a dedication to cardboard cutouts of his friends

- loves posting tutorials on DIYs and electronic stuff

- fucken salty

- protects his friends

- made an anonymous account once just to like all of brian’s posts on hair care

- disco

[svt-writers-club]

14 and 20 for the otp question game/thingy!!! The ships are verkwan, meanie, junhao and jihan please! Thanks 😄💕💞 (Btw, I LOVE YOUR WRITING IM OBSESSED!) 💙

i’m so sorry that it took me this long to get around to this but i’m an avoidant bitch D: i love you though!!!!!!! i love getting asks from you pls talk to me i’m lonely and sad

VernKwan

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

They both do it to each other, but Hansol definitely does it more to Seungkwan. My man Hansol is, after all, a connoisseur of memes. A meme maestro, if you will. Half of Hansol’s texts to Seungkwan in their private chats consist of Hansol sending Seungkwan memes and saying “this is you”. His favourite Seungkwan meme is the “I could’ve dropped my croissant!” vine.

The only reason they don’t send each other memes on their current instagrams is cos they have private instagrams where they just tag each other in memes and post vague meme-y pictures about each other without showing their faces.

(Seungkwan pretends he hates it, but he actually really loves how they kinda have their own method of communication that the other members don’t quite get. It’s like having a secret code all to their own… except their codes just happens to be memes.)

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Hansol really adores the different hair colours that Seungkwan has cycled through, but his personal favourites are when Seungkwan went blonde and his current dark blue hair. He thinks that, despite the two hairstyles being complete opposites to each other, they suit his Seungkwan the best.

Blonde, for those moments when Seungkwan is bright and happy.

Dark blue, for those moments when Seungkwan is intense and focused.

(Either that, or Hansol just really likes Seungkwan no matter what.) (Except for his red hair. He’s not so sure about Seungkwan’s red hair era. It wasn’t bad… it just wasn’t his favourite.)

Seungkwan, on the other hand, likes it when Hansol has his hair cut short. He’s not too picky about Hansol’s hair colour (although he does have a weakness for Hansol’s silvery blue hair from the TEEN,AGE album jacket shoot), but he’s more concerned about Hansol’s hair length. His favourite is Hansol’s hair for Pretty U, when he’d cut short enough that it reminded Seungkwan of his predebut hair, when the hair curled around Hansol’s ears just for Seungkwan to brush his fingers through.

Meanie

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

Wonwoo is always tagging Mingyu in memes in the SVT groupchat and he is unstoppable. He’s tagged him in everything from pepe memes to the breadsticks meme to the current butterfly/bird meme and he will not be stopped.

You would think it stops when it’s in their own private chat.

It does not.

Mingyu is constantly drowning in memes. His boyfriend is a memelord and he will not be stopped.

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Wonwoo is more sentimental than Mingyu. Like… stupidly sentimental. He keeps all the ticket stubs from their dates, he actually gifts Mingyu a scrapbook for their fifth anniversary and he’s constantly cycling through wallpapers, but they’re all just pictures of Mingyu. Hell, he even has an entire photo album of Mingyu’s selcas, and they all range from Mingyu’s professionally taken selcas to the ones where he’s just woken up and his face is all swollen.

JunHao

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

Minghao is another meme maestro and since he got his kermit puppet, he’s just gotten worse. There are multiple pictures of kermit in various positions all throughout the dorm and all of the memes are related to Junhui in some way. Junhui’s not sure if he’s exasperated or endeared – probably a mixture of both, though.

Fucking memelord boyfriends though. (Junhui still doesn’t know how Minghao got that picture of kermit “crying” over his sleeping body. All he wanted was a nap on the couch.)

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Minghao plans to move back to China one day, but Junhui doesn’t. It’s something they’ve gotten into arguments about, but they do eventually reach a compromise where they’ll spend half of the year in Korea and the other half in China. It’s way too soon to tell where they’ll eventually settle for retirement, but Junhui is fairly sure it’ll be in Korea, because that’s where all of Minghao’s friends are and really, he much prefers the weather in Korea (but mostly the proximity to his best friend).

JiHan

14. Who tags them in memes captioned “this is you”

Jisoo discovered memes thanks to Hansol. Jeonghan doesn’t thank Hansol for that, because for a full week after his introduction, Jisoo didn’t stop talking in memes. Half of them, Jeonghan doesn’t even understand because they don’t translate very well.

To this day, Jisoo still sends the occasional meme with a little “this is you!!!!!” message. If it were anyone else (Mingyu or Minghao), Jeonghan would be so pissed with them. But, well, Jisoo is his precious boy and it’s so cute to see him so enthused about something… even if it has to be memes.

20. What’s your own headcanon?

Jeonghan actually wasn’t that into marriage. Not until he started dating Jisoo and he could actually envision tying himself to someone for the rest of his life. He doesn’t tell Jisoo about his initial aversion to marriage, but Seungcheol knows. That’s why he’s always shooting Jeonghan knowing looks, but it only gets worse after Jeonghan buys Jisoo a ring, some time after their eighth anniversary.

Feel free to ask me more of these ship asks here!

[helloiliketits]

MASTERLIST

please bear with me as i try to work this thing jfc OR come stab me thnx

not my post but how to “avoid rapists” *sigh* because we’re always held responsible for our own safety:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/157608737188/through-a-rapists-eyes-pls-take-time-to-read

 ^ VERY IMPORTANT ^

GOTHAM (TV Series)

Victor Zsasz

Doing it in the GCPD : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152660628443/more-fucking-victor-fucking-zsasz-in-the-gcpd

That ASSistance pun that started it all : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152739293013/wow-i-need-some-assistance-from-this-assassin

CHARACTER PARALLELS 

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152860585473/james-aubrey-and-james-gordon-harvey-bullock

WATCH BREAD NYGMA (yes you read that right)

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/153217075238/say-hello-to-our-baked-chief-of-staff-bread

A PLAYLIST BY JERVIS TETCH, BY ME

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/153425456318/i-bet-jervis-playlist-is-just

A SHAKESPEARE ONE

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/158141890403/i-find-it-hilarious-that-people-specially-fellow

MARVEL (Cinematic Universe)

Spiderman

Limits (pun) : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/158098841468/spideycentral-peter-parker-in-a-mathletes-shirt

Dating Peter Parker would be the worst : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172379305443/dating-pepe-r-porker-would-be-the-worst

There is only one Spiderman (uno spiderio) : https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/173738611968/there-is-only-one-spiderman-peter-parker-x

Black Panther Headcanons:

 for (princess) Shuri :https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172856751828/headcanons-for-princess-shuri

for Killmonger :https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172919535993/headcanon-for-killmonger

for Okoye :https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/172857141823/headcanons-for-okobae

GHOSTBUSTERS

Jillian Holtzmann

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/160288824478/me-babe-come-over-jillian-im-busy-me-i

ADDITIONAL (my awful posts from, like, 2013)

On Black Lives:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/148746993573/its-just-funny-that-people-blame-black-folks-for

On Maturity (using fries as metaphor):

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/149405784808/fries

On Spanish, my youth:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/151520080293/spanish-spinach

On Illuminatis and their... well, see for yourself:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/152470829188/if-two-illuminati-members-sneak-out-during-a

On accepting gay children:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/153432351918/how-do-parents-not-accept-gay-sons-or-lesbian

Oh this is funny:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/155161897623/enough-oswald

On New Year’s Resolutions:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/155243671048/2017

On thrones and wives:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/155808033663/im-just-saying-id-treat-my-girl-like-a-queen

On washing my skin:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/156123720793/royalsuggestions-lavender-suggestion

On  First Impressions:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/157388361283/did-you-guys-know-that-your-brainbody-only-takes

Ah, romance:

https://helloiliketits.tumblr.com/post/161564912933/lucidasuggestions-enamoringsuggestion

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Manchester City: Raheem Sterling's strike sees Manchester City beat Arsenal | Football News

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Manchester City: Raheem Sterling's strike sees Manchester City beat Arsenal | Football News

MANCHESTER: Raheem Sterling scored the only goal as Pep Guardiola got the better of Mikel Arteta in Manchester City‘s 1-0 win over Arsenal to move three points off the top of the Premier League table. On another high-scoring Saturday elsewhere in the English top-flight, the mutual respect between City boss Guardiola and his former assistant Arteta led to a far more cautious encounter. However, Sterling’s strike midway through the first-half was enough to relaunch City’s title challenge after failing to win two of their first three league games of the new season. Arsenal remain without an away league win against one of the ‘big six’ in 28 games dating back to January 2015. And despite a spirited performance, the fact they have lost again at Anfield and the Etihad in the first five games of the campaign shows the strides Arteta still has to make to restore the Gunners to title contenders.

HIGHLIGHTS | That all-important win! 💪🔷 #ManCity | https://t.co/axa0klD5re https://t.co/vj8dae7gZe

— Manchester City (@ManCity) 1602968491000

Arteta got the better of his old boss when the sides last met in the FA Cup semi-finals in July and Guardiola responded with a change to a 3-5-2 system to match up with Arsenal. The move nearly paid off within a minute as Riyad Mahrez curled inches wide after a flowing move from one end to the other. Sergio Aguero returned for the home side for the first time since June alongside Sterling in attack. In the absence of Kevin De Bruyne, Sterling captained City and led from the front as he was on hand to open the scoring after Bernd Leno could only parry Phil Foden’s initial effort. Leno kept Arsenal in the contest when he denied Foden again from Aguero’s unselfish pass.

Got what we came for 💪🏾 #plus3 #andanotherone 🔥 https://t.co/t2aceu7E9v

— Raheem Sterling (@sterling7) 1602964428000

But it was Ederson who ensured City went in ahead at half-time with a string of saves as Guardiola’s men again failed to convince at the back. Bukayo Saka was Arsenal’s biggest threat and the 19-year-old was denied by a brilliant Ederson save after a neat one-two with Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. Aubameyang was next to fire too close to the Brazilian stopper when he was one-on-one and onside despite the linesman’s flag being raised. Arsenal also saw strong penalty appeals fall on deaf ears with the final action of the first-half when Kyle Walker’s high foot was not punished as he challenged Gabriel Magalhaes inside the area.

Man City are unbeaten in their last 🔟 #PL meetings with Arsenal, stretching back to December 2015#MCIARS https://t.co/WWTf6enrPT

— Premier League (@premierleague) 1602972605000

The presence of De Bruyne was missed as City again failed to control of the game once in front. Leicester came from behind to win 5-2 at the Etihad and Leeds also took a deserved point after a blistering opening from City before the international break. Far from the free-flowing attacking force of the past three seasons, City were happy to sit on their lead after the break. But in a second period short on goalmouth action, Nicolas Pepe’s weak header that was easily claimed by Ederson was the closest Arsenal came to an equaliser.

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Barcelona 2-1 Arsenal: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scores in friendly defeat

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Barcelona 2-1 Arsenal: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scores in friendly defeat

Luis Suarez’s place in the Barca XI could be under threat from Antoine Griezmann but he took his goal well

An excellent late goal from Luis Suarez gave Barcelona a 2-1 friendly win over Arsenal at a packed Nou Camp.

In their final pre-season game, Arsenal named a fairly strong starting XI and led at half-time through Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang’s fine individual strike.

But Barca were dominant after the break and levelled through Ainsley Maitland-Niles’ calamitous own goal.

Former Liverpool man Suarez then came off the bench to score a clinical late volley for the La Liga champions.

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Lionel Messi was an unused substitute but a crowd of 98,812 did get their first glimpse of £107m signing Antoine Griezmann.

The Frenchman was fairly quiet, his best moment coming with a disallowed goal for offside after an excellent pass from Ivan Rakitic.

Arsenal – without record signing Nicolas Pepe – counter-attacked well in the first half and Aubameyang put them ahead with a brilliant turn and finish from 16 yards, shrugging off Jordi Alba to lash into the top corner.

That shocked the home crowd, and after half-time Barcelona were completely on top. Bernd Leno saved well from Ousmane Dembele twice before Maitland-Niles passed beyond him without looking for an own goal.

Seventeen-year-old Bukayo Saka looked lively for the Gunners as a late sub but Suarez prevented a penalty shootout when he ran onto Sergi Roberto’s lofted through ball to drive a volley past Leno.

Arsenal face Newcastle in their Premier League opener next Sunday.

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