#pokeblogging

[gotta-ketchum-at-bba]

Hey! It's me, Ash Ketchum! You may have heard of me, since I've participated in tons of league tournaments in almost every region (I've only won one, but all of them were really fun, so I don't really mind). Anyway, that was a few years ago.

For the past couple years, I've been at home with my mom, helping her out. Turns out while she was gone, she started dating Jessie from Team Rocket, which is weird, but Jessie (and James and Meowth) quit Team Rocket and she's actually a really good person now. She makes Mom really happy, so I'm happy too!

Anyway, fourteen and I'm ready for more adventure, so I started attending Blueberry Academy! It's a really cool school, and even the classes aren't that boring! I can't wait to make a lot of new friends here! Right now, I only have Pikachu with me, but there's so many new Pokemon here that I can't wait to meet!

//OOC under cut

Hey, it's Xander from @mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen and @sunny-xander-ooc back at it with another blog. I'm genuinely surprised there aren't more Ash’s on here, he's fun as hell. I'm not a minor, but Ash is, so don't be weird. He's baby.

I'm basing this off of @yamujiburo's because it's funny and I love lesbians. Also, Ash is aroace because I said so.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

ratposting ig

[csamhp]

Polaris wanted me to post this.

They said you would all find it funny??

[the-drayster]

Todays fun game: is this letter I wrote supposed to be an s or a y because I genuinely have no clue

[pokemoncenter]

This is Persephone, or Seffie. She crawled up onto the table we use for examining much heavier Pokemon, and decided this was where she was going to be examined today.

Her owner brought her all the way from Cherrygrove to see me. It was just a routine checkup, but it seems many are nervous around Dark-type Pokemon, and the myth of Houndour and Houndoom's flames 'causing burns that never stop hurting' are still prominently told in some areas of Johto.

She was one of the sweetest Pokemon I have met. Even her owner was surprised by how happy she was with me, as she normally is not willing to roll over and show her belly so quickly, but she very much wanted belly rubs from me.

Her family calls her 'Sniffy Seffie', as she loves to poke her nose into everything to investigate. She is still quite young, and sometimes breathes fire when excited, which is what led to the nervousness around her, but that is simply because of how young she is.

Overall, she was simply a delight to work with. Picture posted with permission from her owner.

[tossdoll]

reblog if you post about your pokemon or you also like ghosts...

ask. submissions. faq/byf.

[milliemuus]

Tried doing that thing again of how PV would smile in Indigo Disk and while it still looks a tad off I think we are getting there

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

There is no way as many people here are getting followed home by Zorua as they claim. They are such shy and elusive Pokémon.

[peridot-the-photographer]

oh eevee of the seas, what is your wisdom

[alolanratttatas]

As a Unovan, it's funny when people ask if any legendary Pokemon can possibly be real. Yeah they can ours are in the news sometimes.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

imagine signing up for an ecoterrorist team and finding out that your boss had a messy divorce with the leader of the other team. And more than that. He is making it everyone’s problem. I would be mortified but also fascinated by the years of drama between them.

[trainerbymoonlight]

being Champion sounds cool and edgy before you actually become Champion and now you have to fucking answer emails

[the-drayster]

my guy if you keep laying down face first into the snow you are DEFINITELY going to Fucking Get Hypothermia. /lh

Pshhhhh yeah right

[quillpokebiology]

do you have any facts about Blaziken?

Blaziken Facts

-The scientific name for Blaziken is "Gallus Cinus" which eoughly translates to "Ash Rooster"

-Wild Blaziken live in Savannas or deserts

-Blaziken are omnivores and, in the wild, eat any bug type, grass type, or small mammalian pokemon they can get ahold of

-Blaziken are actually great parents, and will take in abandoned eggs from other bird pokemon. There was an instance where a Blaziken mothered Quaxly who had lost their mother (she also freaked out bcuz they went to the water and torchic can't swim very well, but it was all fine in the end)

-While wild Blaziken aren't aggressive towards humans, they don't like them getting to close either, and will defend themselves with powerful kicks if they feel threatened. However, it's not uncommon for curious Wild Blaziken to come up to investigate you. If this happens, stay calm and make yourself poor weaker; they usually don't pick on anything that is weaker than them (unless it's prey but you're not prey)

-Blaziken live in groups, and are often the leaders and only fully evolved ones in their flocks. If another member of their flock evolves into a Blaziken, the two will either fight for the role of leadership or the first Blaziken will drive out the newly evolved one

-Male Blaziken are bigger and more protective than female Blaziken. They're also noisier, which alerts other members of their flock

-Male Blaziken are known to be more protective of their trainers as well

-While Combusken were bred for both fighting and farming, Blaziken was bred purely for fighting, which is why they're so aggressive compared to other starters

-The sterotype that Blaziken caw when the sun rises is actually partially true. They caw to warn other members of their flock or to get their attention, and the sun rising lets them know it's day and time to get up to avoid any potential predators

-The downside to this though is that you can train them to be quiet, but they'll come into your room and wake you up at dawn either way

-Blaziken have a status on the Hoenian Horoscope! They're the 10th Zodiac

-Combusken and Blaziken meat is commonly eaten around the world, but in Hoenn, killing and eating a Blaziken can get you fined and a potential 3 years in prison

-While Blaziken can swim and do fine in water, they don't like it and instead bathe themselves using mud, dirt, and dust

-Despite being birds, and most birds being in the flying egg group, Blaziken are NOT in the flying egg group. Researchers think that the ability to breed with other birds died out because they spent all of their time on the ground away from them (my opinion is that it's just egg groups are weird but I can't be biased when sharing facts...)

-Like most fire types, Blaziken will warm their eggs using their fire abilities

-Blaziken's closest relatives are Hawlucha, Dodrio, and Unfezant

If you're curious, here are Torchic facts!

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

Collecting some of the worst types I've seen on rotomblr in the past day

"Owning certain species of fire types is problematic because no human could possibly know how to care for them properly"

"Under any context, pokeballs are tools of oppression and should be banned gobally"

"Team Plama was right but they went about things the wrong way and I DO NOT SUPPORT GHETSIS"

"Ghost types shouldn't be pokemon used for battle- because they could've been people who died."

"Fairy type specialists need to take a step back and consider their pretty privilege."

Awful arcdam website

[tossdoll]

appreciate your bat pokemon today and everyday.