#pokemon in real life

[frostbite-yinny]

Well im in Kanto now and there is a VERY old ninetales that has been abandoned in the daycare here. And im alone with him, we'll be traveling together and it's so weird because this old man is WAY OLDER THAN ME.

I can look at this 847 year old man and go 'Does the man want his appy slices?' and he carefully gets down from the hotel bed because it's so so high for this old old man and hustles over because the man do want his appy slices <3

[cooper-magnolia]

//ooc:Hey, a little psa-kinda thing.

So a few pkmn irl mods I know have been sent this ask.

A little bit of clarification if you’ve gotten this in your inbox: you will not be autoflagged for spam by tagging your posts. You will be flagged for tagging a post about one thing with something unrelated. (Example: tagging a post exclusively about Danganronpa with Steven Universe.) Tagging rp posts is also important to make sure they are seen by your audience. You may have followers, but if you never tag your posts, they’ll see less of your posts, and those posts will be mixed in with everything on their dash. If you do tag your posts, they’ll be updated on your newer posts more often. In the clutter of the dashboard, you won’t see much rp. While scrolling a tag, it’s easier to keep updated on people’s blogs and what’s going on with them. Finally, shadowbanning on tumblr does not exist. It’s a myth. If I remember correctly this came from people coming from TikTok and Twitter, where shadowbanning does exist. So when their posts didn’t get notes, they said it was because they were shadowbanned, because they didn’t know any better. The idea of a tumblr shadowban spread unfortunately, and a lot of people think they’re banned because no one is liking their posts. It’s a common misconception.

This ask has been copy/pasted into several people’s inboxes. A few friends I have say it may be someone bored and trying to start trouble. My advice would be to not engage. Delete the ask, I would also recommend blocking the anon.

I think that’s all I have to say. Have a great day!!

[bug-kisser]

I need Pokémon opinions.

Reblog with photos of insects or general creepy crawlies you think would make a cool bug/dragon type (bonus points if it isn't a dragon fly)

I'll start with my girlfriend's idea:

Bug ass

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

"is this shiny swablu white and gold or black and blue" shut the fuck up

[cyndaquilism]

I wish you a wonderful Sundaquil!

[ghostwor1d]

so! um, you know how like everything ever explicitly says NOT to eat solosis line membrane?

guess who did it anyways! and is now in the hospital! 👍

its not that big of a deal though. just like. poisoning. i considered drinking an antidote but roty almost killed me 😅

so uh. if you come to the daycare in the next coming days i likely wont be there haha

[beetleboy213]

ONE OF MY POKEMON KEEPS EATING MY BERRY STARTERS

YOU

[scizor-appreciation]

What’s Pokémon smash or pass? I saw it on my timeline and am very confused what it means.

[pikavui-cafe]

Welcome to the Pikavui Cafe Rotomblr blog!

I am Mix, the owner of Pikavui Cafe, and we here at Pikavui Cafe are happy to serve you!

This is me and my trusty friend Eevee who has been with me ever since my dream of opening this cafe and its branches all over the world.

And now, enough about me, here is the Pikavui Cafe FAQ. Please do read it, it is very important to me that you do! All the questions you may have are answered here!

//Blog run by @winnccc! While Mix is an adult woman able to provide food to the table, the mod herself is a minor! Please don't be weird!

What is Pikavui Cafe?

Pikavui Cafe is a cafe run by Pokemon and human staff, it's a place where Pokemon and humans alike can thrive, eating and drinking together in peace.

What is served in the Pikavui Cafe?

This is our menu! Our food includes and is not limited to sandwiches, pancakes, coffees, sweets, and more!

This is an example menu however, this is not all we serve!

The full menu can be found here in this post!

https://www.tumblr.com/pikavui-cafe/746251966741676032/the-full-menu-of-our-cafe?source=share

How much does a meal/drink at the Pikavui Cafe cost?

A single meal/drink at Pikavui Cafe costs 80 Golden Acorns.

Where can we find the Cafe?

Our lovely cafe is in based in many regions, you can find us in Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, Paldea, and many more!

How can I order here?

To order a meal/drink, add what you would like from the menu to our ask box, and pay 80 Golden Acorns.

Do you accept tips?

Yes, we do! All kinds of tips would be very generous, thank you.

Is the food at Pikavui Cafe approved by the FDA?

Yes, our food and drinks are completely safe to consume! We here at Pikavui Cafe do our best to follow the safety guidelines and keep our food and beverages safe for everyone to eat!

How many Pokemon work at the Pikavui Cafe?

In our branch? Hmm, there are about 112 Pokemon working at our lovely cafe! Worry not, all 112 are being well-fed taken cared of by me and the staff at Pikavui Cafe! You can help support them by sending us Pokemon food or anything for them!

Who is the person in the banner?

That's Leah, my coworker and friend! I don't think she'll post much here on Rotomblr, but if she does, she'll talk like this!

What are the tags for the cafe?

#inquiriesandorders for asks, #pikavuiposts for regular posts, and #pikavuireblogs for reblogs! But when Leah is using this blog, she uses #leahpikavui and Ccino is a new hire, she uses #ccinocommentary and talks like this...

Is Pelipper Mail on?

Yes! You may send the Pikavui Cafe things, as long as it doesn't have the ability to harm anyone!

What about Musharna Mail/Malice?

Well, what about Musharna Mail/Malice? No, I would not like your Musharna to send me potential nightmare fuel. I would very much like to keep myself in good mental condition for the cafe!

What about magic anons?

It's on! I see no way this can possibly go wrong!

Can sapient Pokemon, eeby deebies and hybrids, and Fakemon regions interact with this blog?

All is welcome at the Pikavui Cafe!

Thoughts on people spam-liking posts?

We at the Pikavui Cafe love that Rotomblr clout, we love to hear that you love us that much! We'd love you even more if you reblog it!

What about NSFW?

Woah there, that is not appropriate for this wholesome cafe! Please do try to keep this blog SFW, any sort of funny business like that will be blocked!

And that's all for the FAQ! Thanks for reading!

[smoshmonker]

“how many people do you think we turned into furries with this video?”

“at least a handful.”

x

[frostbite-yinny]

you said to not get a froslass if you're a male under any circumstance

what if i'm trans (like 60% of this site)

A little know fun fact; You can use a Froslass to see how passing you are!

If a Froslass hates you to the point of bodily harm; You are masculine!

If a Froslass is indifferent to you; You are feminine!

I call it Froslass assigned gender <3 <3 <3

I test my friends with that ^^ According to my Froslass, Bane is a female. Or passing enough.

[lloyd-rambles-about-bug-pokemon]

Took a photo of Bandit last night, thought I'd post it here. Man I love gligar, they look so skrunkly

[biohazard-inevitable]

Obsessed with the idea of working class pokemon world stuff, like, not everyone can afford to go on some grand adventure as a trainer and stuff so obviously some people have their partner pokemon and just do day to day life stuff like,

“Sorry i was late to work, some kids were having a battle in the middle of the road”

“Yeah I got today off work cause the charmeleon that works at the stove was sick”

And also pokemon partners in buisnesses, like- fire types helping work at resturants, ice types at ice cream shops, water types in the fire department

Give me slice of life pokemon i BEG

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

i forgot to mention this but the free lunch we got was sponsored by the fucking paldean sandwich place and i never noticed it on the paperwork

the chorizo sandwich was good but my other sandwich is fuckin. this salad sandwich with pecha jam. testing it now

[doctorlunaliss]

Hello. I am Doctor Liss (she/her). I’m not really sure why I made this account. I am 23 years old, and I live in Galar with my wife, Cara.

I am a doctor, but I don’t work in just Galar. I work at any hospital that needs me for a shift.

I have seen almost everything. If you surprise me, you get an extra jello cup from the cafeteria. Please don’t surprise me. Actually don’t get injured at all. Stay out of the hospital please.

Extra info

No, I don’t condone my wife’s actions regarding fossil pokémon. Unfortunately I don’t know how to get her to stop.

if you are in the. hospital and not set to be released yet, you are there for a reason. Please stay in the hospital. I am not being paid to track you down after you escape your room. I don’t care if you’re bored, if you’re not allowed to leave it’s for a good reason. If we didn’t have a reason for you to stay, you’d be discharged by now.

Stop eating items for pokémon. You fucking donuts.

//ooc under the cut!

hello! it’s @cooperblr, i made another pkmn irl blog! dr liss was originally a discord only oc i made jokingly to show up maybe once or twice for a gag but i got attached and i thought it would be fun to throw her into rotomblr

she is cara liss’s wife, and she is never seen without a mask due to being insecure about the scars on the lower half of her face from being attacked by a classmate’s zigzagoon as a child. she only takes off the mask around cara.

this blog isn’t going to be involved in super high stakes events, just the aftermath

but i could change my mind on that who knows lol

but if someone is hospitalized due to high stakes or something like that, she will participate

have a great day!

[safrina-shards]

Y'know I'mma make a different type of ask game

Send 🌏 to show a Pokemon,location,ect of your [original] region!