#polls

[ladytanithia]

You know, after 2-3 years on Tumblr, I still wonder what that last option on polls is based on. I guess now I know. Lol

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[happybird16]

and did you have to look it up

[sabertoothwalrus]

not who YOUD peg ☝️ but who seems more likely to be getting the strap

[anonpolls]

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[incognitopolls]

For the purposes of this poll, assume you don't know this person and you do not know any of the details of any of their divorces– who initiated the divorce, why it happened, etc. You only know the number of times this person has been divorced. Assume you are not considering a romantic relationship with this person.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[would-you-punt-them]

Moss

[galahadenough]

Specifically not your favorite or what you think is the best. What is the best one to catch enough interest to get them to listen to the rest?

This is the second poll, combining the results from the first 4 (too many songs to fit in one poll). I thought about just including the 4 winners, but I could fit more so I included every song that got 15% or more on the other polls.

[doyouknowthisdialogueline]

"HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE"

[aikoiya]

This is both the best &, ironically, also the cruelest possible outcome.

Like, how dare?

How dare you give me a sweet fuzzy-baby that WANTS the pets & the snuggles, then NOT let me provide those pets & snuggles???

This isn't merely cruel to me, it's also cruel to the tiny phantom kitty!!

... Holy cohones! That's my Phantom! My fluffy baby has returned to me!

Yet I am incapable of petting her?????

😭

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

[incognitopolls]

Reminder to be polite in the comments about self-diagnosis.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.