#poor attempt at humor

[yahooo-official]

midlife crisis? hah! ive been having annual crises since age 12!

[morepoppy]

i need more lesbians in me.i mean my life what

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid

[harmonysixx]

They're talking shit about the 'authorities'

The 'authorities':

[sebbyomg]

@summerofbuddie ⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊ WEEK 3: out of your comfort zone

A little summary of Eddie's experiences throughout the last season! ✦ Watch him get involved in “special” situations, progressively get more partners and make some dubious decisions!

[turbent]

Zutara and yuezula stay bringing the fire nation and southern and northern water tribes together. Like these two ships could bring world peace fr!!!

[cupcakeslushie]

HELPPP, I RAN OVER A PERSON WITH MY BIKE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOO 😭😭😭😭

Um if this is some meme, or joke I have no context. But if this is like…real? Um maybe don’t send weird stuff like this to a stranger on the internet, and call an ambulance if they’re hurt?? I don’t know what you’re looking for.

[loubella77]

Imagine a dollar general here 😍🤣

[annagxx]

I'm not demure, I'm dusht, dukhi, dayan, demanding, dalidar and everything bad with d

[quirkquill]

Joke

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

[screamingfrenchfries]

y do we call it gender envy when we could call it gealousy

[fangirl-nadir]

Finally watched Yuri on Ice...

0/10, not a single lesbian in sight

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Fuck "gender transition", it should be "metamorph a cis"

[thisbitchcantdraw]

Do you guys see my vision

“0101110010”

“WHAT IN THE FUDGE???”

Robots haha

[kindred-spirit-93]

salutations of peace!

welcome to this blog dedicated to the many, many thoughts wondering in the expansive meadows of my inner mind. we have:

fandom rambles

OC galore and random lore dumps

deep life thoughts TM

excerpts of books ill never write

memes, awful puns, wordplay my beloved, rants about anything and everything

music and art and language appreciation

vivid descriptions of things that would put ebony dark'ness dementia raven way to shame

and so much more! my vision for this blog is essentially a scrapbook of sweet wrappers, weird poetry, dried flowers, inexplicable blood drops from untraceable source(s), cute little doodles, coffee stains, all tied together with glitter glue and skull washi tape ^-^

so feel free to sit back with some snacks and watch me as i take apart my mind thought by thought and have epiphanies and shit :)

*:･ﾟ✧ but before all that, a few things:

the name of this blog, Memento Vivere, is latin for remember to live. you may be familiar with its more morbid counterpart, Memento Mori, remember you must die. the reason for this choice of phrase is that due to reasons, i sometimes have to remind myself to stop and live, to really smell the roses, to appreciate my short existence on this spinning rock in space. so this blog will be my escape, my breath of fresh air, my cup of mint earl grey on a rainy january morning.

*:･ﾟ✧ a lil about me lol:

british jordanian gen z hijabi, dont have social anxiety; social anxiety has me lol, sleep deprived, herbal teas, psychiatry

medical student, full time and life long learner, salty snacks are better than sweet treats there i said it, strawberry milk supremacy

chaotic academia aesthetic, cats, existential (and assorted) crises

main @lemedstudent2021 and oc blog @bright-side-of-the-moon feel free to drop by for a chat here there and everywhere ;)

*:･ﾟ✧ general rules and guidelines:

this blog aims to be a safe space for anyone and everyone, leave your prejudices at the door or dont bother coming in :)

youre all welcome to share thoughts and ideas and suggestions, please keep it halal tho (so pg-13 and mild language). in the very least label accordingly so those yet with innocence stay safe

hate and bullying and disrespect in all forms will not be tolerated, bigots and brain dead buffoons will be blocked on sight

that said, for what remains of my sanity; zionists and anti-vaxxers DNI (i will come after you and your essential oils)

if i remember anything ill add it later, for now bring your marshmellows were making s'mores on the dumpsterfire that is life

art by the wonderful @sunshines-child ^-^

[spinnyboi9]

thought this was kinda funny