#poor levi doesn't know what to do with him like.. why is he so nice and calm all the time

[rebouks]

Levi: Cool treehouse-.. I guess. Robin: Uh-huh, my dad built it. L: Seriously? R: Yeah. L: My dad doesn’t even know what a hammer is.

Robin snorted in faint amusement, though the mention of Levi’s father made him wish he knew more about his family; it’d probably explain a lot. Maybe he’d find out naturally one day, but it didn’t hurt to ask.

R: What does your dad do? L: I don’t know. R: You must kinda know. L: What’s it to you? R: We’re just talking-.. aren’t we? That’s what friends are supposed to do. L: We’re not friends. R: We could be. L: You don’t mean that. R: Don’t I?

Levi paused as he sidestepped Robin, gauging his sincerity, no doubt-.. but as usual, Robin had no way of explaining his judge of character, nor his steadfast belief that Levi didn’t actually mean him any harm, so he left it at that.

L: How am I supposed to know? R: I guess you don’t-.. it’s not like we have to be friends; I’m just saying we could be. L: My dad’s some sorta business man, I don’t know-.. he can’t be very good though, ‘cause he got demoted or something. R: Oh. L: That’s why we had to move and that’s how I ended up at your crummy school too. We all hate it here-.. happy now? R: Well, it doesn’t sound like a very happy story… L: Whatever.

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[angxlofvenus]

Hii! I saw your requests were open and I thought I'd give you a hc/fic idea:

The brothers (or whoever you'd like to write for) reacting to Mc using their shampoo/ soap in the shower for whatever reason ^^

I hope this makes sense to you lol, anyways I hope you're having a wonderful day/night, don't push yourself too hard, and drink water!! You can also take any creative liberties you seem fit, or if you decide you don't want to write it I won't be offended ^^

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Thank you so much for the request!! This is absolutely adorable, I hope everything is to your liking, Have a great rest of your day/night !! Genre: fluff Ship: Reader x brothers + Diavolo (individual headcanons) TW: clingy demons, minimal cussing, no use of readers' pronouns, second-person pov

When You Use Their Shampoo

Stepping into the shower, You were greeted with the nice hot/cool water raining from above, Going to start your routine, You reached for your shampoo bottle only to find it empty! Looking around you spotted his shampoo and conditioner, surely he wouldn’t mind… right?

Lucifer

100% smells it on you no matter how little you used

Won’t tease you in public but as soon as ya’ll are alone? Ho ho, he’ll never shut up about it

Smug, the definition of smug

You had to go and inflate the ego of The Lord of Pride even more

Very possessive afterwards

Congrats, You know have a scary guard dog demon!

Mammon

He probably wouldn’t even really notice at first

He’d probably compliment how good you smell, Then would slowly realize…

Great, Now he's yelling gibberish while his face slowly gets redder and redder

“You’re gonna give me a heart attack, don’t do that to me!” But will become very clingy

If you say his shampoo smells good, he may lose his mind.

“Well of course ya wanted to smell Like the great Mammon!” 

Levi

Poor awkward nerd

He never saw this coming

I think he would realize you used his shampoo but won’t say anything

Flustered to the max

You have broken him

Levi.404 has stopped working, please reset.

After like the third day, You’re gonna have to bring it up

Secretly really likes it, Won’t tell you that though

Satan

I think he is very picky about scents so he knows as soon as you walk into the room

A little bit of a tease, asking if you were trying out a new shampoo

Smug 2.0 

He would tease you a little bit around the others but not bad

He would flood you with compliments, You using his shampoo would make him very lovey-dovey

Expect him to ask for ya’ll to just use the same stuff from now on

Asmo

Oh honey, he knows.

He knew before you even got out of the shower.

But that doesn't mean he's any less excited!

Better plug your ears because he will let out the loudest squeal known to mankind

Seriously, Lucifer may come and check on ya’ll helicopter mom

Asks what you do and don’t like about it

He just wants you to feel as fantastic as he does when using it

Everyone will know you used his shampoo, He brings it up in every conversation

Would also 100% ask you to use his bath products 24/7

Beel

Now Beel has never been really into insane products like Asmo or Luci

So he may not really recognize it at first

If you decide to tell him, This man will become a happy demon puddle

He’ll give you a big smile and tell you you’re free to use any of his stuff at anytime

We don’t deserve Beel

Will bury his face into your hair and just stay there

Takes you out to Hell’s kitchen that night just because he loves you so much

Belphie

Oh this little shit

Tease! He won’t quit bragging!!

Smug 3.0

Such a brat about it too, He won’t let anybody near you, Well of course he’d let Beel, but who wouldn't?

He has practically locked you up in the attic with him

Why go outside when ya’ll can cuddle? 

Diavolo

Has really expensive products 

He may even have a custom scent

If so, He’ll know instantly that you’ve used his shampoo

He’ll bring it up with a large grin on his face

When you confirm his suspicions, he’ll just laugh

He’s so happy ya’ll are close enough to share things like that, You have no idea!

He may make a sly comment to Barbatos or Lucifer just because he’s a little possessive

Will follow you around like a lost puppy, Now Barbatos is mad at you because even less of his work is done

He can’t help it! He just loves you!

Will be the third on my list to offer ya’ll to just share bath products

[lucysarah-c]

Let’s say Levi has a crush on reader but someone else also is pursuing reader. This someone else could be on a similar level to Levi but not necessarily his friend. I just more like to see what people think Levi would act like if he finally talks himself into pursuing reader but turns out he has “competition” in a way

Thank you if you answer this 🫶

Gasp Ah…. I LOVE THIS.

How are you?! Sorry for the late reply! Don't thank me for answering! Thank you for coming to my blog and asking.

Mh, LOVE IT. You know… have you listened to the song "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift? Haha, well, that's Levi LMAO.

I feel, with a hand on my heart, y'all know I love this man, but he simply cannot compete with someone in any field related to social implications. Has Levi finally talked himself into pursuing someone and trying to get his feelings across? Great, he thinks—I'll clarify—HE THINKS that he's being rather OBVIOUS. Maybe for those who know him, they would also notice Levi is interested in this person because he's not behaving like his regular self. But for the poor reader he's trying to court? … he's simply being nice HAHA.

This man would think that stopping by that person's job (if they have a bakery, tea shop, etc., for example) regularly, buying, and having a very small chit-chat is "flirting." He thinks that, if this person is a scout, asking them if they need anything from downtown or if they want a tea is CLEAR that he wants something with them. No.

So if someone else is pursuing the person he loves and has more social skills than him (which is not something hard to have), there's a high chance that person would take the lead in the "race for the reader's heart." Maybe they are more outgoing, charismatic, extroverted, etc., and they take the lead. Levi would be jealous, 100%. He would get grumpy, angry, etc., but always at himself.

I can picture him muttering and cursing at himself under his breath while working, "I'm an idiot, I'm stupid. YoUr HaIR DoESn't lOOk ThAt ShITTy toDAY," mocking his own voice, and then groaning in frustration. "… my mom must have dropped me as a baby or Kenny's kicks really damaged my brain. I can't be this stupid," realizing that this other person says "smooth shit," as he would call it, and he simply can't.

Especially because Levi's love language is acts of service… mixed with degradation lmao. "Give that, you're going to drop it," and he will carry stuff for them. "You look like shit, tch, just sit down, I'll do it," and he brews them a tea and brings them something to eat.

Levi is a grower in people. I can 100% see him having feelings for this person for months, years perhaps. Maybe they even consider and go for a relationship with Levi's competitor, and it doesn't work out, etc., and they have grown close to Levi. Something he says or does makes the reader snap and say, "… are you flirting with me, Captain?"

Levi would look stoic as ever but slightly defeated mixed with embarrassment and say, "Yeah, for the past year. Thank you for finally noticing."

(extra scene)

Levi alone in his office: "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you? Been here all along. So, why can't you see? You belong with me."

I'll tag people on this one because I had a blast writing it. Thank you so much, you made my birthday lmao.

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[leviismybby]

Reminder: next time you talk shit about someone online and what they write, remember that you can have the same mother language as other people.

This person went out of their way to be rude and insulting, so I'll be nice enough to translate for you all what they said since they want to be an asshole online.

You know this is slowly getting sick to me HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 I mean now I will really write this in my mother language, if it interest you, you can translate it....because I honestly I have to write this

I have never seen these foolish things in my whole life hahaha Levi who would be a good fucker (good as in sex) in his universe and any other.

OH PLEASE....what even is in your heads? 🤣🤣🤣

He fucks you on his desk and even while pregnant.....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THUNDER SHOULD HIT YOU

But Levi wouldn't be this way, it's not the truth and I don't know from where they get all these ridiculous things....but when you're horny it itches down there I understand....open up porn hub for yourself and go watch and fantasise there if you're already THAT horny for his cock...Because THIS is TOO much.

These types of women would give everything and a cent just for Levi to fuck them like whores, they act that way too.....HAHAHA I just can't. He would beat them up and then clean himself off them.

Poor Levi only serves as s fucker to them, not only would he run from them would also chase them with his swords and would complain even more because he is alive and would wonder what he did to deserve this.

But seriously why do hundreds of people get horny over stuff like this...those poeple are either spolied kids or thier brain is behind and it doesn't function properly and they don't have anything else to think about since their pussy is on fire....24/7...I am mean I know. 😚 (omg so quirky of you! :)))

But seriously don't you think that Levi would answer to you this way? After he watched for 36 and more years all kinds of things and now he is only used as a tool for hard fucking....it would definitely be beautiful to him to see these kind of nice girls as his fans...😆

Oh no wait sorry, he would chase you off if you tried, chase you off with his cock from three meteres, that's right....because his only use is that...from humanity's strongest soldier to the strongest fucker in the universe HAHAHAHAHAH oh yeah...yeah....he would slap you with his dick across the forehead 💃 really I am not here from these carcinogenicas.....

I am driking my coffee and writing and writing this because my day started well, you don't know how well these things make me laugh 😂😂😂

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I translated the best I could, it's even more hateful in my mother language and some things couldn't be literally translated. This shit is not cool and now I put your @ so people can block you. They took exprets from my work and some others poeple work, they could've simply blocked me and other smut wirters but they chose to be an asshole. Also please don't send hate, that's probably what they want, attention. Just block them. Have a nice day I odjebi.

[cosmicstarlatte]

hi!! can I request the brothers reactions to MC who talks in a cute voice with pets? i can’t talk normally with my cat he’s just a widdle baby 😭

MC baby-talks to their pet (Obey Me)

You can't help but talk in a cute baby voice with your pet. How does he react?

»Characters: Demon Bros »Tags: Humor, Fluff »Notes: This has been sitting for a long time lol. Thank you for the super cute request anon! I hope you like it! ^^ ♡ I tried to be vague for our non furry friends lol

Lucifer:

Had to do a double take when he heard you talking like that

Thought solomon accidentally cursed you at first

Relief when he realized you were just talking to your pet...why do people do that though???

Momentarily forgot he does that with Cerberus when no one is around

Thought it was cute and wholesome seeing you treat your pet so sweetly, you looked so happy

Ended up joining you because your little baby is a cutie

Tried to pull off a very deep voice when his brothers walked in on you guys

They called him widdle uwucifer™️ for a week

Even Diavolo heard about it alajsjfjglskflsk

Mammon:

Got jealous when he heard you calling someone your widdle baby

ISNT HE YOUR WIDDLE BABY!?

Super relieved when he found out it was just your pet

Got jealous again because he wanted some praise too??

"Yes yes Mammon you're a good demon too"

"And!?" (you pat his head)

"Hmph! That's what I thought!"

Joined you and your pet for some cuddles

Levi:

This poor thing thought you were talking to him at first and got so excited

When he realized it was your pet, he didn't think too much of your baby voice because even he has those moments with Henry 2.0!

What kind of pet owner would you be if you didn't talk to them like that!?

He played with the two of you and suggested making little cosplays for the cute little thing

Satan:

Was caught off guard for a brief second but joined you instantly when he realized you were with your pet

This man loves animals

WIDDLEBABYTALKTIMEAAAAAAAA

Convinces you to go to the devildom zoo so the animals there can get baby talk too because all of them deserve it!

Asmo:

Immediately knows what you're doing and GOES ALL IN

Baby talk, cuddles, just fluffy love overload with your pet!

He has no shame (as he should)

Even goes as far to include you in it, you're his widdle baby too! He cuddles you both in excitement!

Takes so many photos and posts it online

Beel:

Thought you were broken and got worried

Did you eat something cursed?

Realizes what you were doing and tries to join in but it doesn't go well, oops

The man sounds so stiff 😭

Your pet did not like it but did enjoy his cuddles!

Belphie:

Was sleeping and woke up a little, he thought you were talking to him at first

Okay yeah I could get use to this, it's kinda nice.

It wasn't until you started talking about treats that he realized you were just talking to your little friend

Thought about joining in but your voice soothed him and he went back to sleep!

[strawberry-cowmilk]

Hello! I saw your fanfic of the brothers trying to get MC back after icing them, and I was wondering if you'd be will to do a part 2 to the brotherrs reactions where MC doesn't want to be around the brothers after what they did.

Basically MC is always around the lower level demon all the time now. Later later on MC starts dating the demon, and the brothers figure this out when they catch MC kissing them, or the demon just pulling MC into their lap or vice versa. I think it'd be nice for the bros to get a taste of their own medicine. thank you 100 times if you want to do this.

- 🐛 Anon

Hi, 🐛 anon! That sounds like some nice angst, I'm on it. I hope you like it!

Mc dates somebody else after the brothers iced them

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: angst, icing somebody (again), petty revenge

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Lucifer

well, he kind of saw it coming, honestly

but it still angers him and hurts his pride regardless

lucifer will go back to limiting his contact with you, he's hurt that you're not his even though it's a situation he created for himself

you used to be interested in him

Mammon

sometimes, mammon tends to make situations look less bad for himself in his mind

he's convinced you are in love with him, so he straight up tells your new lover to back off

this only makes you end up avoiding him more, though

Leviathan

he realised what he lost after you left him alone, and that was painful enough, but now this happens

honestly levi can't contain the envy, there's a good chance he flood the house by summoning lotan more than once

after the 'anger' phase ebbed away, levi straight up won't talk to you

Satan

somebody has to stop him from destroying the whole school in a matter of seconds

isn't it funny? how he's in an intense rage over some human he didn't even care about at first?

he won't do anything about the situation, though, he doesn't trust himself

Asmodeus

nobody has ever chosen somebody else over him after he gave them attention, so what is this?

poor asmo gets so insecure, he'll be even more clingy with you to show how much he loves you

if you were to tell him to leave you alone, he would break

Beelzebub

oh, well, what did he expect

beel treated you horribly wrong and you found somebody else, it's nothing but understandable right?

but if it makes so much sense, why does he not feel hungry? why does it hurt so much?

he will just sit and watch

Belphegor

he knows he did this to himself, but the childish part of him wants to step in

he's either going to do the same thing as mammon, or he's doing something nasty to your now lover, like making them see nightmares

belphie knows his actions aren't good, and if you catch him there's going to be a problem

[misc-obeyme]

CC 😭😭😭 lesson 30 was a rollercoaster huh. Tbh as a Beel lover, I wasn’t happy w how Belphie was acting here. I asked Beel what he thought of the Angel's Trial and Belphie just cuts him off!! And he made Beel sad and that is unacceptable to me 😤 (he says not to make him mad but no spoilers for og lesson 16 could make me choose not to be a petty bitch when I can) Beel is his own person and too sweet for this shit

Telling Sol his cooking sucks was :((( 0/10 I would've gently reminded him ratios are important especially in baking and just make sure he's not putting anything inedible in there. Or tell him to focus his creativity solely on the plating/presentation bc you eat w your eyes too or smt idk

I kinda found it funny when Sim basically told Luke he was an ugly crier. Poor baby, I hope the egg grants him that wish

I get this was setup for Levi's Little D arc but teasing the truth again makes me wanna bang my head on a wall. I know Lucifer suspects smt abt us. We know Barb knows something

Speaking of Barb, I choose to believe that the Little Ds are gonna be important later and that Beel did eat Number 6 but Barb uh, made sure that didn't happen actually

AHH anon, this lesson KILLED ME. I'm so sorry to everyone who had to read the unhinged post I wrote last night lol.

Okay, see, I was so wrapped up in the Solomon debacle that I forgot about the whole Beel & Belphie thing.

I get that Belphie is being protective, but I also felt like he wasn't really taking Beel's feelings into consideration! I think there's a fine line between being protective and being controlling. And Belphie was right on the edge of that line, imo. When you're being protective to the point that you're ignoring the needs of the person you're supposedly protecting well... it kinda defeats the purpose there, buddy.

I wonder if they're going to kind of expand on that at some point. Have the twins hash it out with each other. Because I think Belphie isn't normally like this, but I think he's still wary of humans. And his concern is overriding his usual consideration of Beel's feelings.

OKAY LET'S TALK SOLOMON AGAIN.

Listen, I've had a little time to calm down, but I am still UPSET.

Now, of course, it's best to remember that this is fiction and nothing in fiction happens the way it would irl. BUT if I had a friend (or romantic interest/boyfriend/etc) who really enjoyed cooking, but for some reason always made gross food, I probably wouldn't lie to them directly. I would do exactly as you suggest, gently remind them of how to follow a recipe and so on. I can't imagine that Solomon has spent all his life trying to learn how to cook and somehow keeps screwing it up? Like considering how much he does it, he should be getting better at it?

And apparently someone told him his cooking tasted bad in season 3 of the OG, but I don't remember that lol. If it's in the hard lessons, that's why I don't remember... I haven't actually finished all the hard lessons of the OG... oops I keep forgetting they exist my bad.

Anyway, my point here is that it doesn't make sense that someone doing something they enjoy all the time wouldn't get better at what they're doing at some point. I get that this is fictional and maybe they have a reason for it, but they need to tell us what it is because I can't take HIS SAD FACE. Normally I'd be like listen sometimes you gotta be honest or whatever, but not like this!! I would've been like what exactly did you do to make the cake taste this way, let's figure it out together... I would help him, not just be all sorry this is gross and leave it at that!

Sorry sorry I'm ranting again. I just love that silly sorcerer so much and his reaction just made me so sad.

I'm so curious about what Luke is finally gonna wish for lol. I feel like Simeon teases him the most out of everybody, he's just so chill and nice about it that it doesn't register as teasing.

I just don't understand why hiding the egg's existence was a good lie while telling Solomon his cake was good wasn't??? Ugh my heart.

AND OH YES LEVI.

I was very upset about that, too!! Like, no you don't understand!! I do need to leave, but I need to get back to you!!

I want to go back, but I don't want to go back! The stress of this is getting to me. Can we please hurry up and be done with this timeline nonsense?! Barb definitely knows something. I just want him to fix things! I think I'd have confronted him about it by now. I don't care what Sol says about not telling people we're from the future, I'd be like Barbatos, my true love, I know you already know, so let's hear it!! What is going on!?!?

I definitely think the Little Ds are going to be important later, too! Something about the fairies seems like it's going to matter as well, but I'm not entirely sure how yet.

Oh no poor Number 6! Even if Barb saved him, I would think being eaten would be rather traumatic lol.

[bite-sized-devil]

Avatar of Lust

'Tis a bit silly this one, just Asmo being a little shit. You need to be 18+ to ride read.

Each brother knows when you are feeling their particular sin. Most of the time it can be nice to have them help you through it, but sometimes its just plain annoying!

The avatar of Lust knowing when you are turned on is straight up annoying. Especially when he's so vocal about it. What makes it even worse is that he is always close by when your freak starts to fly.

The first time it happened you were looking for Beel to ask what he wanted for dinner that night as it was your turn to cook. Seeing as he always eats most of it why not make it something he enjoyes?

You found him in the gym, mid squat. That thick ass on full display has you stopping dead in your tracks. Fuck his pants are tight, or maybe his ass is just too big for them? He pushes back up to a standing position and racks the weight. Your gaze leaves his perfectly toned buttocks to slide up his glistening back. Of fucking course he's shirtless, your salivating as his muscles contract.

Sweat turns the hair at the nape of his neck a darker shade of orange. What you wouldn't give to lick the sweat from his chest. Desperate for some friction, you clench your thighs.

You almost jump at the loud obnoxious voice coming from beside you. Amidst your perving you hadn't seen Asmo sneak in.

"Oh so naughty of you MC! Lusting over Beel like that while the poor boy is working out."

He's smirking at you with one eyebrow raised.

"N-no! I swear I wasn-"

You start stammering, but he cuts you off with an unsavoury retort.

"uhh uh uh, I can tell what you're feeling my little horny darling."

You flush deeply at being caught out, your eyes meet Beel's for a second before you're almost sprinting out of there. You can still hear Asmo laughing when you make your way back to the kitchen.

The second time, you at least thought you were safe from his rising brow, seeing as how you were in Levi's room and it was just you and the third born.

Cuddled up together in his bathtub playing games. You were both about to start the next level when Levi pauses to talk strategy.

He grabs your waist and turns you around to face him, he's super excited. Gesturing wildly and ecstatically yelling, he's going into detail about how to attempt this next level.

Fuck he's cute like this, purple hair brushed to the side so it doesn't hinder his vision. Cheeks slightly pink from how excited he is.

You want to kiss him, you let your mind wonder about how soft his lips might be. It would be easy, he's so close, and your already straddling his thighs.

Your soul almost leaves your body when out of the corner of your eye you see Asmo's head raise up beside the tub. Where the fuck did he come from! You don't remember hearing the door open.

He pops his eyebrow, eyes wide with mock shock.

"Really MC, right now! With Levi of all demons?"

His words have you standing up so fast you nearly fall out!

You are so embarrassed, unable to meet Levi's eyes you squeak out an apology before dashing out of his room.

Asmo's voice chases you down the hall to your room.

"Oh MC, I'm only teasing! I'm sure Levi would be an adequate lover."

The last one, before you lost count, involed Lucifer.

He was berating you one morning for being tardy. You would like to have pointed out that is was Mammon's fault but there was no way you were snitching on him.

Standing in front of you with his arms crossed over his big chest, tall and foreboding.

"Do you ever think of anyone other then yourself MC?"

What a low blow as right now you were covering for the second born!

Huffing angrily you turn away from him.

That pisses him off even more, grabbing your jaw, his fingers digging into your cheeks, he forces your head back so you have to meet his gaze.

You weren't expecting the heat to pool between your legs. Shit!

You look away from him quickly, oh fuck, you see Asmo's head pop up outside the window of the empty classroom you and Lucifer were using. That cursed eyebrow raised again, he's mouthing something to you.

You make out the words "uh oh" and "horny jail" you think? Fucking arsehole!

You blush deeply. This confuses Lucifer, his grip on your jaw loosens, you take the opportunity to bow your head so you're staring at the ground.

You swallow your pride and apologise so you can get out of there.

"I'm so sorry Lucifer, I swear I'll do you.... Uh I m-mean I'll to better FOR you!"

You look up at him as you miss-speak, eyes wide with shock, is he blushing? No he can't be.

You quickly side step past him and race out the door. Asmo is to busy laughing at what you said to see the filthy look you shoot him before you stomp away.

After numerous more encounters like this, you soon find yourself turned on everytime that little fucker lifts his eyebrow.

You're sure that was his plan from the start but you're now to horny to care.

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

today I’m choosing violence (cause i'm tired of poor characterization of characters and the idolization of characters that are plain)

I’m gonna say if “being kind” or "they're so cool" are the only character traits you find interesting or that you love-

It may be time to accept that you enjoy a boring character (which is fine)

If being able to fight, or save people or have the strength/courage to go on, is the only trait they have that’s “interesting.”

Ask yourself why.

Arguably MOST characters are kind, are able to fight (to some capacity), want to save people and and are literally written in stories to have the capacity to “go on,” (unless they are killed)

Why are these the character traits you decided to go with? Are they admirable? Sure… but also name another few characters in the same piece of media that would do the exact same things?

Oh there are SEVERAL characters that have those same character traits?

Okay- So what makes your character interesting then?

I’ll wait.

So I see, you’re struggling to find anything else?

Yeah

There’s nothing inherently wrong with liking boring characters.

But acknowledging that your “fave” character has a shell like personality is good critical thinking. And sure maybe you don’t want to dissect media in this way. You want to be able to mindlessly enjoy content. That’s fine.

But when people ask you really- why do you like this character so much?

Don’t let your answer be- because they’re good.

Because when you say that, I just know that there’s literally nothing else about that character. No flaws, no interesting facets. No internal struggles. You picked a Mary Sue. A character with nothing wrong with them as to self insert or to find comfort in.

now- this isn't to say that "being good or kind," CAN'T be interesting because it can! when you use a subversive trait to counteract the "kind" trait.

if you're presented a cold, rude character that repeatedly is written to be "maybe the villain," but then you're presented with this new information of, "oh they're actually really nice, or did a really kind thing to (blank)" that's interesting, you wonder WHY, you wonder how come? and if it's well written, you can see that the character can be truly fleshed out with a personality and moral ambiguity.

where does this character, really lie?

a good character i find would actually be levi from aot to showcase a large range of ambiguous morality as well as showcasing a possible range of actions that COULD seem as contradictory, but REALLY, what they're showcasing is that despite the action going against what is canonically written for his character; it's deeper than that-

-it's showing/proving something.

from the very beginning there are approximately 3 traits that i can showcase that are projected into this character. these are core values or parts of his writing that are meant to show who is he

(also spoilers? but aot is old af so whatever)

1. Levi is a very clean/neat person

we've been presented with several notions of his cleanliness, that he hates being dirty and would go out of his way to clean things even in battle. keeping his blades clean immediately after using them. this is seen as a clear personality trait. this is something that is a part of his character, this is not going to change.

2. Levi is cold and standoffish towards others

now i'm going to connect the first trait and the second trait in the exact same moment. levi has been shown to not have many friends, he doesn't get along with people well and chooses not to.

in a single moment, we have something that goes AGAINST what we've been presented.

there is a dying soldier that is being comforted by someone else, and in his last moments levi is asked to help. levi doesn't NEED to help the dying soldier. but he does so because of his standing. but also because he chooses to.

he takes the dying soldier's hand (which is dirtied by blood) holding his hand as levi gives him comforting last words. words that make it so that he can die comfortably. that his life wasn't in vain. that he can finally go in peace.

(these are both things that he arguably doesn't want to do)

3. Levi is presented as having a "high sense of morality"

this is a pretty quick one to go against actually, levi is presented as one of the strongest. and is often allowed to lead and make decisions in split seconds. however- we are also presented with the idea of him not agreeing with his own decisions. he clearly says that he struggles with his own morality "my moral high ground has gone to shit" (im paraphrasing because i can't find the clip on youtube lol)

he chooses to do things because he feels as though it is the correct choice - EVEN IF IT ENDS IN DEATH. because of these outcomes, he is unsure of his own morals and choices and decisions and it affects him greatly.

these are very easy ways to showcase a character and give them range and to show that they are capable of being fleshed out in very simple ways.

these aren't hard concepts to grasp and can go EVEN further to flesh out characters and to showcase their personality and traits that aren't just THIS CHARACTER DOES THIS.

when i consume media- i take the time to read characters and try to understand their motivations, decisions and choices.

you DON'T HAVE TO- but when you come into spaces that are talking about characterizations of characters, why you like characters etc. and you do not want to engage in these types of conversations- then do not engage with it.

[laurieelaurel]

obey me characters where they accidentally hurt mc and at first they think "this is bad but mc will understand its an accident right?" then mc starts ignoring them, so they panic but turns out mc wasnt ignoring them, they were just out...mc-ing??

You're not mad, are you?

brothers x gn!mc

Warnings: none, kind of crack-y?

Brothers accidentally hurt Mc, and they've been ignoring them for the past day now. Clearly they must be giving the silent treatment, and now they're on a mission to clear things up before it gets worse!

(I'm assuming you meant hurt as in hurting their feelings)

Lucifer

Guess who's saddled with paper work againnn

Poor man stressed out of his mind, gets annoyed and lets slip a few choice words when you tease him a bit

In hindsight, he knows he shouldn't have lashed out at you, but surely you knew he didn't mean it

right?

So then why did you run off? to get his attention?

Fine. Suit yourself. He doesn't need you here anyways.

Except that's a lie because it's now 9 pm and you're still not home and he's pacing around his office waiting for you

Finally goes off to find you himself a quarter past 10 because it's not about the argument anymore - being alone past nightfall is dangerous!

Finds you hanging out with a group of friends in the park, cooing at the hell cockatoos

Your friends see him approaching and quickly assure you it's fine to leave early

With an awkward goodbye to your friends you're left face to face with Lucifer

Neither of you are sure what to say, but Lucifer goes first with a rather out of character apology

You're not exactly sure what he's apologizing about and he can see that

Actually loses his composure there for a second, but manages to play off his confusion to tell you it's almost midnight

Studies you like a hawk the whole walk back

Can't find a single hint that you were ever upset

Playing 4d chess against himself as he tries to probe you about how you feel about what he said earlier in the evening

Might have a poker face on but on the inside he's having a crisis here

Were you upset?? Cause you don't look upset??? But then why would you leave randomly like that??? Do you just like feeding birds???

Mammon

You get a text from Lucifer about picking some papers up from RAD

You were with Mammon at the time and you tell him you needed to go

Your stupid tsundere boyfriend doesn't want you to go, but he obviously won't say it outright

"W-well, don't even think about comin' back then!" he blurts out

Panics immediately after because oh crap you actually left?

Sends a few texts trying to play it cool a couple of minutes later but he is the farthest thing from cool rn

You see them, but only roll your eyes at his overly pompous messages

You definitely know

Being left on read isn't the end of the world Mammon...

So so so obvious to read - one glance over at him and all of his brothers can see he's had a fight with you

Lucifer pities him and drops some subtle hints that you're not actually gone

The others just sit back and roll their eyes at this moron (Asmo told you later on about his little freak out)

You get home an hour later, have a nice bath and when you get up to grab dinner you're immediately met with Mammon at the door

"I left for less than an hour you know"

Mutters something about not missing you at all despite having stood unmoving outside your door for the past 15 minutes

Clears his throat before stuttering out an apology

It's very genuine

The only problem is you've got no idea what he's apologizing for?

So you accept the apology not thinking much about it

Follows you around like a lost puppy for the rest of the week

Levi

He noticed you trying to get his attention but it can wait right? Just give him a couple more seconds - You know you can't pause multiplayer games right??

It's not like Levi ever made it a habit of choosing his games over hanging out with you

And you're usually content with watching him go at it while you aimlessly scroll through devilgram

Levi's just been obsessed with the DevilKart Ruri-chan crossover for the past 2 days

To put it quite bluntly, anyone would get sick of racing games if they had to watch them for longer than a couple hours at a time

So you just went out to get some fresh air

A couple of rounds later, Levi is panicking bc where the hell did you go Mc??

assumes you left because he wasn't paying attention to you

Would like to bury himself in his bathtub and not come out for another decade in shame

But he's resolved himself to find you and beg for forgiveness before that

Finds you chilling out in the garden

You see him awkwardly shuffling towards you out of the corner of your eye

Almost jumps out of his skin when you wave at him

He's like 20 feet away from you at this point but he just blurts out his apology

Please don’t just stare at him like that and answer him it’s taking all of his being not to combust on the spot

You feel really bad for some reason asking him what he was apologizing for because now you’re both flustered

You’ll both be fine, though Levi might need some more encouraging words to get through his embarrassment

Satan

The literal avatar of wrath got angry who could have foreseen this

To be fair, he has spent literal centuries practicing keeping his emotions under control

In the heat of the moment he let out a few insensitive words when brushing you off

Goes off to brood in his own room

When he calms down, he notices you're not around

Sends a couple curt texts about talking again later but gets no response

Paces around nervously, acting almost Lucifer-esque, as it gets closer and closer to nightfall

A bit frustrated because he's already upset he lost his cool and now you're off giving him the silent treatment

Spends a bit too long debating wether or not to go and bring you home himself

Has just convinced himself to go bring you home when the door opens

Your eyes meet immediately and he’s already right next to you

asks “Can we talk?”

And your heart sinks because that’s one of the scariest things you can hear out of a significant other

You both go into the conversation extremely nervous

You mean he's been swallowing his pride to apologize over something you weren't even upset about?

MC you had better make up for this misunderstanding... yes some time cuddling by the fireplace will do

Asmo

He knows very well that you've been avoiding him for the past few days

He also knows that this is most definitely an attempt to get his attention (tsk tsk, how basic of you MC!)

Well jokes on you, Asmo's not gonna chase after you!

Acts a tad bit too smug about the whole thing, just waiting to see you cave and take the initiative to approach him

Ooh the thought of you shyly tugging on his arm to get your attention has him smiling to himself already

Imagine his surprise when a week passes without much interaction between you two

He's getting ready to retire for the night, still hoping to see you seeking him out when he runs into one of his brothers instead

At first he was going to ignore them but then they mention you

instantly perks up at your name

Turns out you've been busy studying for the upcoming midterms (and the responsible asmo has not!!)

It takes him a second to realize how dumb it was for him to assume it was ever about getting his attention,,, he's ignored you for a week over this?

Literally bursts into your room to apologize

Turns out you didn't even notice his attempts to prompt a reaction out of you

why? Oh... yeah you were busy studying for those exams weren't you

Beel

Now I'm not sure how Beel's managed to hurt you but maybe he's just being worried over nothing

Once he's realized you've been ignoring him all day he's mulling over what he could've done wrong

Tries not to get in your way assuming you want some space

Cue the wistful glances from across the dining table

Any time you try to meet his gaze he averts his own, looking away in dismay

Honestly MC is starting to feel a bit ashamed they've made this cinnamon roll of a demon feel bad

It only takes a day for Beel to approach you about it, showing up at your door with his big ole puppy dog eyes

You're both sat down on your bed as he tries to tip toe around the issue

You try to save yourselves both the stress and try to bring it up yourself

please get this misunderstanding resolve asap

Once it's over and peace has been restored make sure to make up for the lost time you could've spent cuddling (and eating!)

Belphie

He was only joking when he said you were being annoying

Well at least half joking

At first you laughed it off, being significantly more quiet the rest of the day

He swears he didn't mean to hurt your feelings and he thought you knew it was a joke but you've been awfully quiet since breakfast and you haven't answered his texts :(

Spends the entire day planning a whole ass apology

And a lot of the day resisting the urge to nap

But most of it deciding on his words

A bit nervous when you still haven't come back home seeing how it's so late out

Hears the door open and he knows all his brothers are in their rooms right now

Catches you trying to sneak into your room and you look absolutely exhausted

It hurts him to see you like this and he can't help but rush out an apology

Except you seem pretty nonchalant about the whole thing which is pretty odd considering you've been giving him the cold shoulder the entire day

Asks where you were, to which you tell him about the nice petting zoo you didn't know the devildom had

confusion

Why weren't you answering his texts? >> was out at the damn zoo

Why were you so quiet?? >> because I woke up early to get ready to go to the zoo??

Why do you look so tired??? >> because I was living my life out at the zoO????

"So you're not mad at me?"

"Never was?"

"Oh."

[rouge-variant]

Hi, how would Levi in ur opinion act if he was jealous? Would it be different if reader was his crush or wife? I believe that according to Isayama he would act grumpy and try to hide it until he cant anymore and explodes. Have a nice day/night!

Huh...funny, I act the same way 😅. This was fun. I did them as two separate headcanons, I hope that's ok!! Thanks for the request and I hope you enjoy!!!!

Jealous Levi with his Crush Headcanons:

Levi hates this. He knows that you're not his and he hates it.

The poor bean knows that he'll turns heads if he suddenly loses it over another person flirting with you, making you laugh or touching you even if it was a pat in the shoulder.

As a result, yes he would be grumpy. He would attempt to distance himself from you as much as possible. Keyword here is 'attempt'. Are you in his squad? Yes. Is his office and your room close together? Yes. Can he stand to be alone without your presence which he's come to love? No. As much as he wants to, he can't stay away from you.

Levi's going to become more of a grouch and he will become harsher. If you try and talk to him about it, he will either push you out of his way or ignore you. Every small thing will start setting him off until he snaps.

Unfortunately it would be at you. You would've ended up pulling him away from everyone and poking at him for why he punished Armin so bad so simply coming to your room after a nightmare last night. Or why he punished Conny for ask you for help when wrapping his hand after he cut it badly during training.

"Because I can't stand another man touching you the way I want to! What's so great about them compared to me?" Levi snapped and then immediately his ears turned pink when you just stood there after his outburst. Not the way he planned to confess to you.

This wasn't even suppose to be a confession but that's what it turned out to be and now Levi won't even look at you. You would have to gently life his chin for him to look at you.

Asking him if he was jealous would be a bad idea. You would get no response except for the blush on his face. Even after you became his girlfriend, no way in hell would he confess about being jealous.

Jealous Levi with his Wife Headcanons:

Trigger Warning: Levi gets a little touchy near the end. It's with consent as he would never force you into anything

No one in their right mind should've tried anything with you. Unfortunately not everyone knows that you're Mrs. Ackerman.

Levi watches from the side of the room and he's trying to ignore the other captain hitting on you. Over the time you two have been married, you've proven yourself that he can trust you to handle things yourself but he still hates when people do this to you.

He looks away and plays with the ring on the chain around his neck. He wants to go and drag you back but then it would that he didn't trust you and that's the last thing he wants. He'll glare at the person but nothing more. Not unless you make it obvious that you need help.

Later when you both are alone, Levi will pull you close. If you guys are lying down, he'll place you head against his chest. If you guys are standing he'll wrap his arms around your waist and rest his head on your shoulder. Don't ask if he's jealous, you need to ask WHY he's jealous. If you just ask him if he's jealous. You'll receive a huff in response. By this time in your relationship, you know when he's jealous but he won't admit it because of his pride. The likelyhood of him bottling it up until he snaps again is very likely. So start getting him to talk about it.

You know it works when he says; "You know I love you right?" He doesn't vocally express his love for you so when he does, you know something is up. He just needs a little reassurance then he'll be fine again. If you tease him, he won't return it. Instead he'll tell you to shut up with a blush on his cheeks.

However, if the same person isn't leaving you alone and instead trying to do more to get with you, Levi will mark you. He will come up to you, not day anything and drag you back to his office. You'll be lucky if you two even reach the attached bedroom before his lips are against any part of your exposed skin, leaving love bites to make sure that people know that you're his.

He'll probably do more to you at that point too. However, this is only if your ok with it too. He wouldn't never want to push you into uncomfortable situations, especially since what happened with his mother. He just wants to show you that no one else can make you feel as good as he can.

Levi's doing this out of love and he can be a little over possessive so he will let you cover up some if they're really noticeable. He loves you and just wants to make sure other people are always hitting on you or flirting. Point it out to him when it gets too much and he'll back off with an apology but still keep an eye out for you.

[obey-me-headquarters]

Pet Axolotl/ fish thing Leviathan

Our poor baby was neglected by his owners, not feeding him enough or taking care of him in the slightest. This lead to him looking dull and sickly and his owners degrading him for being ugly :(

His owners would leave him in his tank all by himself for days at a time with nothing to do..except watch the TV that they forgot to turn off. Colorful shows would come on and the main characters would dance around and sing about friendship and love. Two things that he desperately craves and needs.

Why doesn't he get that? Surely it's his fault. He isn't good enough. His tank is smelly, he's not colorful enough, his scales are shaped weird. Especially because the owners have a butler demon pet that can be out of a tank full of water for more than a few hours at a time without getting dehydrated or suffocating! His only job is to swim in circles and look pretty and he can't even do that right!

He's a freak!

That's what he's told as he's sold to some cruel pet store, they make an attempt to handle him but they put him in fresh water! They didn't know how to care for him and didn't want to have to wait around for him to die because that would be a waste of money.

So they call you!

Poor lil Levi struggling to comprehend why you think he's so pretty. He is so confused when you gently pet his hair or when a pebble gets lodged in his gills you pull them out! It isn't long before you let him out of the house to see the ocean, something he had only seen on TV. He still stays with you, but when you let him out of the tank in your house to go to the beach he's buzzing happily as he brings you shiny rocks he found under water.

The only downside (which I could never punish him for) is when he wants to snuggle your clothes get a bit damp and he cries easy if he feels like he did something wrong.

Jadgabb I love him :')

Sjaidjajd I ALSO love him!!!

Gosh this is so sad!! But t also has such nice fluff!! Aka, prefect pet au material lol..

Levi getting his love of anime from watching the TV his owners left on is so cute! I can definitely see him learning about TV time slots and wait for his favorite shows to come on. It's the only thing he looks forward to :(

Levi getting so insecure because he feels like he doesn't deserve love.... I can definitely see Levi trying at first to "fix" the things that are "wrong" with him. He tries to clean his tank, and slowly peals off all the scales that look misshaped, and be more like their other pet. But nothing works and he believes that being worthless is just what he is. Why even try when he's just going to be gross no matter what?

Also, I saw you sneak Barbs into there! (Or at least, I think you're taking about Barbs when you mention a "butler demon"?) I can definitely see Barbs as someone who wants to help Levi, but he's been so conditioned to be Good and Obey that he can't force himself to.

So it's no surprise to Levi when he owners tell him that they're getting rid of him. It was only a matter of time before they get sick of him, Levi thinks. It doesn't surprise him when the pet store employees put him in the wrong tank. He doesn't even look like the demon hybrid he's supposed to.

When you show up he honestly thinks you're there to put him out of misery, though he can't deny the thought of death shakes him to his core.

So he's extremely surprised when you don't ditch him on the side of the round to rot. Instead you take him to your house and place him in a tank that's waaaaaay bigger than the one he was in at his old house. This must be some kind of mistake, right? You're surely not expecting him to go in *there*, right? Levi is afraid that he's going to somehow dirty up the tank just be being in it, and it takes some convincing before he actually goes in it.

Since his last tank was filthy Levi is probably covered in algae and grime. So you bring out a special brush and bring Levi into a smaller, special cleaning tank. Levi can hardly believe you're being so gentle as you scrub his tail with the brush. You don't even bother with your clothing, kneeling behind Levi as your clothing starts tonget wet. Everything feels so soft and warm that Levi momentarily relaxes, leaning into the feel of the brush.

It's a slow process to get Levi to be more comfortable around you, and it takes even longer for him to believe that he isn't unworthy of love.

Anime helps though, it look awhile but eventually Levi asks you what channel the "colorful pictures" are on, and now you two watch them together. What really helped was explaining to Levi that sometimes characters go though hardships, but they always meet with their friends and everything turns out ok, right? Now Levi keeps referring to his old owners as his "tragic backstory".

You're a bit worried about taking Levi to the beach. On one hand you're worried about predators, or him swimming too far away and getting lost, but another small part of you is worried that he'll leave you.

Levi never strays too far from you though, only swimming away from you to go grab more pretty rocks.

Levi would probably stress about getting our clothing wet whenever he snuggles up to us, but I would just dunk myself in water to prove to him that is does not matter, I just wanna cuddle <3

[astaroth1357]

How the Brothers Would Try to Get the MC Back After a Breakup

I have a much longer one in the works, but dug this out of my old drafts and just had to polish it off real quick. Not sure why I never finished it. 🤷‍♀️

Lucifer

His first tactic is to try and make them try to get back with him.

That means he’s going to go out and slay it! He’s going to make sure he’s looking great and really making a point of just how much he can do and how capable he is in literally Every. Way. If they’re watching, he’s going to be amazing. Period.

Buuut he’ll be sure to treat them super coldly throughout... This isn’t him trying to nicely ask them to come back to him, oh no, this is just making a point about how much they threw away, stupid human...!

If this doesn’t send them crawling back then he’s really in a bad place… He really needs them to come back on their own because his pride won't let him…

If he ever has to ask, it will feel more like a business deal than a reconciliation but that means he’s desperate. Hear him out at least.

Mammon

He’s going to be an absolute nightmare...

I think we all know that Mammon would fall apart without MC and it really wouldn't be a graceful fall…

Man will go through all the stages of grief seemingly every hour, everywhere from "WELL I DON'T NEED YA ANYWAY!" to, "Baby I'll buy ya anything, please come back…!"

The worst of it comes out when he's drunk and it's also when his worst ideas sound fantastic!

Not above breaking into their room at night just to sing them a poorly-written, sappy love song.

Also not above begging his brothers, Simeon, and even Diavolo for ideas on how to win them back.

If he could put it on one of those airplane banners and fly it across the Devildom, he would. Please MC, he's trying here…

Leviathan

Pity. Pity. So much pity. He is not afraid to treat his own dignity like collateral damage if he has to.

In the weeks after the breakup, Levi would probably be best described as one of those gelatinous deep sea Blobfish thrown on dry land, just with 90% more sadness and wallowing.

Assuming he leaves his room at all, he'll look like complete trash who hasn’t slept in weeks. Just an ultra-depressed otaku covered in Dorito dust and self-pity…

Basically, everything about him is going to scream, "I'M MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU, PLEASE COME COMFORT ME!!!" and considering that may have initiated their relationship to start with, it's not a terrible tactic.

If turning into a pathetic beached jellyfish of despair doesn't work then he'll try begging too. Third brother or not, dignity was never a priority here. Just MC… Always MC.

Satan

Meet our resident drunk texter.

During the day, Satan is going to take more of a Lucifer route and just be as impressive as he possibly can. However, he doesn't quite have Lucifer's level of deep emotional repression through pure spite…

What that means is occasionally he's going to crack and it's rough.

Get a few drinks in him and Satan will just break into a sobbing mess… Any poor soul in the vicinity will have to listen to his incoherent babbling about how many dates he's had with MC, how much he loves them, and why he can't sleep without them anymore…

But the texts… Man, are they something…

Satan: MC yourr the sptinkles to my waffls

Satan: why did you leave me? 🥺

Satan: im in the bat, its really cold  here

Satan: pleaae come home 😭😭😭

Satan: I'd murder fr yo

Satan: i mean love you

Satan: come back please

Asmodeus

Jealousy. Pure, simple jealousy. You think he can’t have three other people on his arms by the end of the week? Don't you know what you’re missing??

If Mammon is going through grief stages, then Asmo is stuck on anger. To think that he, HE, would be broken up with!! The nerve!!!

He'll go out clubbing and fucking and make a big'ol deal out of it for at least a week, but if it doesn't really help his case then he's really screwed… (like, figuratively this time)

After his anger burns out there'll be A LOT of crying and Asmo will make it his mission to get together again!!

That could involve everything from long-winded apology speeches, to dragging Solomon into complicated "Let's date again!" schemes, to dangling himself in front of MC like a carrot on a stick to try and entice them back.

EVERYONE in the House is going to hear about it and it'll drive them all crazy, but hey, anything in the name of love, damnit!!

Beelzebub

Lots of gifts, mostly food.

You'd think he'd be leaving offerings to a pagan god with the amount of food he tries to give MC… The man could actually feed a village with those plates!

To be frank, Beel doesn’t even have to do all that much in the grand scheme of things. A sad Beel is like a sad puppy, it just tugs at the heartstrings by its pure existence!

It also helps that he'd be willing to just… talk about getting back together like emotionally mature adults (novel concept, I know)

If they talk it out and the MC still isn't interested then expect more food and more sad Beel... He'll pretty much be like a depressed Santa Claus with a bag of T-bone steaks.

Be careful how long you keep Beel sad for though, MC, because Belphie isn't afraid to murder you twice. He's keeping a knife in that pillow. Be warned.

Belphegor

He's too busy not caring to even try.

Seriously. He doesn't care. Really. Not at all. Not even a little. Were they even dating? He didn't notice!

In fact, he doesn't care so much that he's going to nap in all of their favorite places, rewatch all of their favorite movies, and listen to their favorite songs because he just doesn't give a shit.

He doesn't care so much that he'll totally still invite them out to festivals and theme parks because it doesn't matter and they can still have a lot of fun together anyway!

He doesn't care SO FREAKING MUCH that if they wanted to nap together again or even cuddle a bit it's totally fine because it doesn't mean anything and he's fine and they're fine and this is fine!! Everything is a'okay!!!

See? No complaints outta him. But if they wanted to get back together uh… that's fine too… please...

[obeythebutler]

Tall MC with brothers and dateables who is like lady Dimitrescu

MC is gender neutral here.

LUCIFER

To say MC is tall is an understatement. They tower over him, Beel and Lord Diavolo! Poor Lucifer has to get a stool just to fetch things from the shelves...

And what's that red liquid they keep drinking? He's never seen them drink water! And that doesn't look like wine...

One time a group of demons threatened to harm MC, but they simply pulled retractable claw-like nails, and grabbed a demon by the neck, and maimed the others.

Lucifer doesn't know how to feel...and no he's not blushing! What even gave you the idea?!

They have daughters too? MC never told him! Invite them sometimes to the House of Lamentation, MC.

MAMMON

Why is MC so tall...?! He has to strain his neck to properly talk to them, and something about them is...just...threatning and mesmerising, at the same time.

What's that red beverage they keep drinking? Wine? He wants to try it too! What do you mean he can't?!

He took MC along with him to a casino, and when a group of demons started cheating, before Mammon could do anything MC stood up and lifted the demons by their throat in the air!

Something about MC just makes Mammon...weak and flustered.....

MC has daughters?! He wants to meet them!

LEVIATHAN

They are so tall! Just like that character from that game...! The resemblance is uncanny! He's a simp-

The red substance that they keep drinking...is it wine or....? Video games have taught him enough on what it is, and Levi won't dare to ask any more questions, because MC could grab him by the throat if needed. He would let them suck his blood.

They're so strong and so powerful! A group of demons attacked them but with a swipe of their nails the demons fell down....

Levi can't look MC in the eye without blushing! He can't help it, words fail to form while looking at them!

MC has three daughters?! And they never told him?!

SATAN

Humans aren't...usually so tall.....unless they aren't human to begin with....

Humans don't drink red wine like water! That isn't red wine, is it? Tell him your secrets, MC, or he'll try to find out himself.

Their height was another thing, but their strength was unfathomable. They grabbed and choked a demon in the air with one hand when he started to trouble them. Looks like Satan won't have to intervene....

But...there's one problem. He can barely look at MC without blushing! Every time they walk into a room, Satan's mind goes blank!

And they have daughters?! He wants to meet them!

ASMODEUS

MC is very, very tall...and intimidating...and tempting..and-

This demon is a simp. Asmodeus admires their height, and their imposing figure and how they can strangle a demon using one hand, dangerous but alluring.

The red liquid they keep drinking...is it blood? Asmo won't tell, just let him know! If MC is a vampire, he'll let them suck his blood any day!

MC had some very sharp claws with which they can tear out throats and cut through flesh. But it's dangerous and arousing in its own way...something about someone being able to kill you is very, very arousing!

They have daughters...? Asmodeus wants to meet them!

BEELZEBUB

MC is even taller than him! It's a bit strange, having to look up to talk to someone but there's something nice about being able to put your head on someone's shoulder and chest and relax....this is how Belphegor must feel....

What's that red beverage they keep drinking? A new drink? Cherry wine? He doesn't know but he wants to try....

They're so strong! What workout routine do they follow? MC lifted a demon by their throat using only one hand once.....

He couldn't help but blush when MC kabedoned him.....

They have daughters?! Beel wants to meet them!

BELPHEGOR

He remembers an unusually tall figure ascending the stairs and he had to crane his neck to look at MC properly. They were so tall!

And what's that red liquid they keep drinking? They don't eat food much, but prefer their wine, or juice....?

He found out the harsh way about their strength. When he tried to kill MC they grabbed him by the neck with one hand and slammed him against the wall!

The noise made his brothers rush there, otherwise he would have been shredded by their nails.....

But they make a good cuddle partner! And Belphegor won't admit it, but he finds himself blushing when MC looks down at him....

And they have daughters?! He wants to see them!

DIAVOLO

They're unusually tall for a human, even taller than him! Oh well, that won't deter him!

What's that red liquid they keep drinking...? They don't tell, but Diavolo can smell it...they're a vampire, he's sure of that.

He found out about their strength from Lucifer, when he described how the 'human' grabbed Belphegor by the neck and almost shredded him with their claws over a bottle of Demonus....

Well, at least they won't need to be protected.

Whenever MC smiles at him, Diavolo feels his knees become weak....help......

They have daughters?! Diavolo wants to meet them!

BARBATOS

He knew. He knew MC wasn't a human, but it was more fun for it to be revealed slowly. Come on, he needs some new gossip!

Their height makes it actually very easy to clean the chandeliers with their help. MC could pick up Barbatos with one hand easily.

He gave them a barrel filled with blood once. And while MC was shocked for a moment, they were grateful. Demon blood has its downsides, after all.

One time MC picked him up with one hand so that he could clean a particular tall painting, but he was blushing furiously....

Barbatos wants to meet their daughters!

SIMEON

The human is quite tall....

Simeon had to strain his neck to look up at MC properly, while MC had to look down..everything has its downsides...

What's that liquid they keep drinking? Wine? Juice? He might never know...

He realised how strong MC was when they threw a demon into the wall with a single hand....

MC kabedoned him once, and Simeon couldn't breathe properly for a good while...

Something about them is just....alluring and dangerous.

They have daughters?! Simeon would like to meet them!

SOLOMON

Oh my, they're quite tall...

Solomon was aware of their height, but he was even more interest in finding out spells which could make them turn as tiny as mouse. After all, it's all in good fun!

Solomon wants to know what's that red beverage they keep drinking. Maybe he can add that to his cooking?

He only got to know how powerful MC was when they grabbed him and held him in the air with one hand when he tried to use a spell on them that would make them smaller.

The spell failed, and he was almost thrashed badly. But something about MC just makes...him weak.....

They have daughters?! He wants to meet them!

[m-jelly]

So I read the ask of the anon requesting Levi cheating and I was thinking (idk if you’ve done this or not) one where reader THINKS he’s cheating but really poor baby doesn’t know how to express his feelings, because like you said he fears that maybe reader would die. Canon verse, where reader is in hanges squad or something? I dunno but angst to extreme fluff ??

Sure thing <3 I know what it's like to be used by others, as well as be cheated on and it's painful and changed how I trust partners. So, this will be coming from a very real place for me <3

A talk under the stars.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: hurt, emotional comfort, angst, couple troubles, canon world, romance, happy ending.

Concept: You and Levi have been a couple for two months, but things are getting a little cold. You begin to think that maybe he's not interested in you anymore. You notice how he is with the female cadets and suspect he might be just like your ex and he's cheating. You file a sickness form with Hange, your squad leader, after telling Levi it's over. Levi joins you and talks to you about his feelings and gets everything out in the open.

You nibbled your lip as you thought about how Levi was with you recently. He was acting like he'd finally gotten you, so he didn't need to put any effort in anymore. You'd put out sexually with him a few times, he was an animal once he got a taste, but now things had dried up. You were scared and worried he might have lost interest.

You stopped when you heard a woman laughing. You looked into the mess hall to see Levi alone with a female cadet. You watched her laugh at him, then flirtatiously touch him. She leaned closer and whispered to him. You felt cold when he held her hand and pulled her hand from him, but he kept holding her hand as he looked up into her eyes.

You turned away and let your tears run down your cheeks. Your ex had crushed your heart by having an affair. You had hoped Levi was different, he seemed different, but it appeared he was just the same as your ex. You wanted to be loved so badly. You wanted to have happiness and now your trust had been destroyed.

You blamed yourself. You always did. You thought you weren't beautiful, smart, or good. You began to think that maybe you were the problem. You felt your heart shatter as you held back sobs. You couldn't do this anymore. You were done with it all.

You stepped out and slammed into someone and dropped your papers all over the floor. "S-Sorry."

The female cadet giggled. "It's okay."

You crouched down and gathered your papers up. "N-No, it's not. I was in the wrong." You welled up and felt cold when you saw a familiar hand pick up a file. You looked anywhere but the owner of the hand. You stood up and smiled as best you could. "Thank you." You looked up to see lipstick on Levi's collar. "You..."

Levi said your name. "Tch, spit it out brat."

You welled up as you gripped your papers and files. Your heart hurt. "You two look great together. I wish you all the best."

The woman laughed. "Aww, cute."

You backed up. "I'm sorry I failed you, Levi."

Levi frowned as he said your name. "Wait!"

You ran off to Hange and handed your files and papers to her. "Here's all the work."

Hange looked through it. "On top of everything like always!" They frowned. "Everything okay?"

You welled up. "I think I just broke up with Levi."

Hange gasped. "Oh no!" They hugged you tightly. "Why?"

"I saw him with another woman. This tall cadet. She's a young adult. She's pretty, strong, cool, nice and just much better than me."

"How do you know they're together?"

You sniffed. "He had her lipstick on her shirt. I also saw them getting very close to each other alone in the mess hall. We've stopped having sex and he has gotten cold. I feel like now he has me, he doesn't want me anymore."

Hange kissed the top of your head. "I'm sorry."

You pulled back and sighed. "C-can I have time off?"

Hange nodded. "Sure. You can have time off."

"Thank you." You walked to the door. "I'm going to go sit on the roof and look at the stars."

"You do that."

You kissed their cheek, then walked through the base and up to the roof. You sat down and looked out at the land. You rested your arms on your upright knees. You sighed and looked up at the stars as you felt rotten inside.

You heard Levi call your name. You looked over at him. "If you've come to tell me why you had an affair, don't bother. I know why. I'm not pretty, I'm not smart, I'm not popular, I'm not sociable, I'm not good. I'm rotten and you deserve better, so much better."

Levi sat next to you. He put a bag down and pulled out a bottle of wine, along with chocolate. "I'm not having an affair."

You looked over at Levi. "I saw you with that woman and you had lipstick on your shirt."

He opened the bottle and chugged some, then handed it to you. "Have you ever had a guy force himself onto you?"

You welled up and took the bottle. "Yes." You chugged some wine. "More than I'd like."

Levi clenched his fist. "Tch, pieces of shit touching my woman."

You handed him the bottle. "Your woman?"

He blushed. "Tch, sorry. Look, I went into the mess hall to get you this." He pulled out bread, meat, cheese and spreads. "I was planning on having a date with you and she caught me. She wanted to talk and she was having problems. I know I'm terrible about talking about my feelings, so I thought hell I could maybe try with this random cadet and the next thing I know she's all over me. I'm sorry you saw that and it's not right at all." He whined a little. "You know very well I was a virgin before you. You're the only woman I've had sex with and will ever have sex with. I love you."

You nibbled your lip. "But we're not having sex."

He rubbed the back of his neck. "Hange told me off. Shitty glasses said you were exhausted, sore and a bit sick. I was told it was because I was keeping you up so much and my physical hunger for you was too much and I needed to slow down, so I did."

You stared at Levi, then started laughing. "Fuck, I'm so stupid."

"Tch, the hell you laughing for?"

You rubbed your tears. "I'm sorry. I thought you were having an affair because my ex cheated on me."

Levi smashed the wine bottle making you scream. "Where the fuck is he? I'll kill him for doing that!"

You grabbed his wrist. "Levi, don't." You smiled. "Thank you for getting angry for me. It means so much to me, but please don't kill him."

"Slightly kill."

You giggled. "No."

"Little bit of killing."

You took the bottle from his hand. "No."

He groaned. "He deserves it!"

You cupped Levi's face and kissed him. "You really weren't cheating, were you?"

"Never. Fuck brat, I'm lucky as shit to get a perfect woman like you. I've never wanted anyone else but you. You're my world, my everything and I love you."

You blushed. "I love you too."

He gulped hard. "I promise I'll talk and communicate more. How about every night when we go to bed together, we talk about how our day went and how we felt that day?"

You shuffled closer to him. "I'd love that."

He put his arm around you and hugged you. "Good. I want to make you happy and I want to keep you for life." He kissed the side of your head. "I love you."

"I love you too."

He sighed. "Sorry about the wine."

"It's okay." You picked up some chocolate. "Can't believe you got chocolate."

"Tell no one, okay?" He blushed hard. "I got it, especially for you and hid it in the scout kitchen." He broke off a piece and fed it to you. "I want to always spoil you." He leaned down and kissed you. He pushed his tongue into your mouth and moaned in pleasure. "How could anyone cheat on you? You're incredible."

You giggled. "You're wonderful Levi. I'm sorry I thought you cheated."

"Don't be sorry. You had a shit ex who deserves to be razored and lemoned."

You snorted a laugh. "I will never ever tell you his name or who he is."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't want you to be locked up for murder. If you are, then we won't be able to be together."

He blushed and smiled. "Well, I don't want to kill him. I want to be with you." He pulled you onto his lap making you giggle. "I'm nothing without you." He pressed his face against the crook of your neck. "You're too good for me, but I'm happy we're together. We are, right?"

You hugged his head. "We are. I want to stay with you."

He looked up at you. "You know, everything you said about yourself was wrong. I know you won't believe me, but you are beautiful, sweet, funny, smart and just wonderful. I love you so much and no woman can come close to you. You are perfect to me."

You smiled. "You're perfect to me." You nibbled your lip. "Want to finish eating here and go to your room?"

"Sure."

You gulped. "Levi?"

He frowned a bit, then gasped. "Oh." He blushed. "I get it. Y-Yes. I umm...I'd love to take you back to my room."

[strawberry-cowmilk]

I honestly think Mammon being somewhat of an Éminence Grise, informant, and assassin.

[It means someone who has power and influence on a certain political sphere without actually holding an official position]

Smart, Calculating, Secretive, and kinda manipulative. I also think he hates being judged on status and pretends to be a fool, but if he wants something his skills come to life that Satan may be put to shame.

How would everyone [Sins, Royals, Angels, Humans + MC] react?

I also believe in Barbatos and Mammon friendship so let's pretend he's the only one who knows about his Éminence Grise side. And Dia is also kinda aware since Mammon is his informant and assassin, he just doesn't know it's Mammon.

Hi! I've never heard of an éminence grise before, glad to have learned something new. Mammon being one kind of makes sense too, because how else could such a seemingly irresponsible dude be the second strongest of his already powerful brothers, right? Also, this is going to be my first time writing a scenario segment for Mc! Enjoy

éminence grise mammon

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: mild implied (fictional) political themes

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Lucifer

he suspected mammon was keeping something from him, probably more bills

he did not expect the secret to be this

lucifer is proud of his brother though, so far there have been no public incidents, that must mean mammon is good at this job

Leviathan

levi doesn't believe it

in fact, he believes it so little he bursts out laughing upon learning the news

barbatos had to tell him that this information is actually true

Satan

he doesn't really care, honestly

as long as this does not interfere with his business, mammon is free to do and be whatever he wants

all that changed is the fact that he knows about this now

Asmodeus

somebody take the phone away from his guy before he posts the news all over devilgram

he will joke about it when given the chance

going to parties with mammon now feels like having a free bodyguard

Beelzebub

he's happy for mammon, because he found a good job

sometimes, he'll offer to help with the task mammon has to complete

nice offer, but mammon has to pass, there's only gotta be one food stand nearby for it all to go wrong

Belphegor

like satan, he doesn't really care

he was probably half-asleep while somebody told him the news

the problem is that now, some of his brothers (cough, levi and asmo) will not keep quiet about this, there goes his silent nap time

Diavolo

he knew there was somebody like this present

but he did not know it was mammon

and diavolo is do happy with that fact, mammon is somebody he knows and wants to grow closer to, this is the perfect chance

Simeon

he did not expect mammon to be such an influential demon

he saw him more as that one dude who steals 5 grimm from the cash register at his work

but, as long as mammon and everybody else involved is satisfied, he is too

Luke

'simeon? what is an emi-sense rice?'

poor simeon has to explain all mammon's positions without making it sound way too violent

simeon told luke it means somebody who's trustworthy, he did not believe him

Solomon

you know that meme of the person banging their credit card on the table?

that's him right now, but instead of a credit card, it's a pact

don't be surprised when he comes up with some shady plan to get a pact with mammon

Mc

why didn't mammon tell you before?

you shook the question off though, as long as he doesn't seem hurt, it's fine

when mammon had to do something for his position, you're the first one to hear the story