#poor man

[erebites]

i bet chris pine is yearning for those star trek into darkness interviews with zachary quinto where they were competing for mastery of the english language

[endrae]

the ocean eyes, bearing the grief of time and space

I'm once again vibing dh, don't mind me

[aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa]

Chuya being dressed so casually makes me wonder if this happened on a free day and like...the apocalypse happened and you're not even on the clock? Like deadass not even getting paid to be dragged into being one of the main actors into the fight for humanity's destiny? Mans was clearly just trying to do groceries

[elnavegador]

Just a tv and a deer on a picnic, nothing to see here.

[imagine-to-be-a-pike]

partying in the lake with Merlin's exes must be awkward. Freya Merlin's first love who tried to kill Arthur and Arthur ended up killing her, Lancelot with whom Arthur's wife cheated on him and well Arthur. This soup is very interesting

[sstarssucker]

There's only one way to see Revenge of the Sith...

*watch the movie*

*open ao3 immediately after*

[whatabarb]

Anthony: Penelope, I heard our dear Colin helps you a lot during this social season. Is it not amazing, Benedict?

Benedict: Yes, of course!

Penelope: Indeed. Colin is such a good friend. *caresses his arm* Well, gentlemen, I must be off. Francesca wanted to talk to me. Have a nice evening!

Brothers say goodbye to Penelope and then start mocking Colin.

Anthony: You are such a good FRIEND Colin!

Benedict: The best FRIEND in the whole world! Where is your award for being the best FRIEND?

Colin: Just shut up!

[alizibtheterrible]

Kai sometimes has migraines, headaches, and forgets things because of the many concussions he has from hitting his head throughout the show.

[laurellerual]

Poor Ned (Part 1)

[toobusybeingdelulu]

“…I don’t know. We’ll see. Maybe we’ll touch upon that next year”

Also Joe keery next year, during the table-reading for s3 after discovering that not only him and Dacre won’t have a single scene together but also that billy, his fav character, will in fact die:

[cordeliawhohung]

i wanna watch ghosts bitch ass melt in some hot US state compared to englands like 70 avrage

realistically i know he can handle the heat because mans was working in a desert in full gear and all that but i'd just love to watch his pale ass burn in arizona.

my favorite shade of pink is simon riley getting sun burnt at the grand fucking canyon <3

[zeiinep]

Daniil Dankovsky, a Bachelor of Medicine, was brought here by circumstances most unfortunate...

(a revision of this artwork)

[mezzinow]

Bobby's future weapon to prevent Buck and Eddie from climbing on each other during shifts. 😂

[valka-arialitan]

The true ME2 ending

[currently-evil]

In the future when Andrew and Neil are happy, in love and married, Andrew would often use divorce as a threat. He is of course not serious. He won't say out loud that they are forever. 

But Neil felt in the way he would sometimes stare at him unblinking, soft, unguarded. The look that says: “Nobody will take me away from you and nobody will take you away from me. I will hold onto you with legs and arms and if I lose those I will use my teeth, I will be feral, I will be brutal, I will let out the monster they thought of me to stay with you.”

Anyway he usually threatens Neil with divorce, whenever Neil is impossibly irritating. He of course knows Andrew doesn't mean it. And Andrew exists in a perpetual state of irritation because of that. On one hand he likes that Neil realizes they are serious and Andrew will never walk away.

On second hand, Have dare Neil not take his threat seriously??? How dare he roll his eyes and scoff with a smile??? How dare he dismiss Andrew with a wave of hand and “yeah yeah sure darling”????

That being said, it irritates Andrew so much that he decided to do something about it, to wipe that smirk off Neil’s face.

And now whenever Neil and Andrew are arguing and Andrew threatens with divorce the next day Neil is forced to do the shame dance of calling their lawyer and being like 

“No, no, do not process that petition for divorce Andrew sent you. I know he wrote in his email that this time he is serious. Yes I know he wrote that he is “Serious serious SERIOUS” I know he wrote that three times and this is something he doesn't usually do. I know. He also sent you second divorce papers this morning? in fax??? we don't have a fax machine??? … no, no, don't process these documents either.”

All while Andrew sits nearby, looking at him smugly in silence.

[rayssion]

Waiter: I'm sorry sir but your card has been declined.

Will: run it again.

Waiter: I ran it three times.

Will, to his date: oh gods, this's so embarrassing. Do you mind taking care of it?

Nico: no problem!

Nico, grabs the waiter by the collar and pulls him close: he said run it again.