#poor ron

[bookwormangie]

This had me cackling 😭

'Another ten points from Gryffindor,' said Snape. 'I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room.'

And then there's that smug little smirk of his, just basking in his own cleverness lmaoo

'Now open your books to page two hundred and thirteen,' said Snape, smirking a little.

He may be mean but his biting humor is pure gold.

[regulus-cannot-swim]

Dumbledore: You four, explain

Hermione: It was Ron

Y/n: It was Ron

Harry: *slowly* it was Ron

Ron: It was Ron

Dumbledore: ...

Ron: Bloody Hell

[freedomforthewin]

“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?” -Ron Weasley

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

Ron: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Brett: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!

Ron: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

[honeydukesheroine]

New chapter:

Chapter 13 - Friends (Harry POV)

👫 💔 💪⚡️🙊🧪

Preview:

“You just with Lavender?”

“Blimey, yeah… I dunno, Harry…” he said, rubbing his face in his hands.

“What?”

“If I’m being honest, when I got with her I was just looking for…”

“A good snogging?”

“Well, yeah,” Ron acknowledged. “It was great and all at first. But now it’s gotten to the point that I’ll do anything to stop her asking when she’ll meet my mum.”

Harry’s eyebrows shot up. Amused, he smiled and asked. “Anything, huh?”

Ron blushed furiously and quickly said, “That’s not what I meant, bloody hell."

[saiyansweetheart45]

Another little meme I put together

[thenicestthingiveseen]

Condolences for Ron in 18

[iamnmbr3]

i think it's interesting that the harry potter series holds up the weasleys as the 'poster child' poor family but given that they are supporting 9 people on Arthur's single salary they aren't doing THAT badly. Yes there's a lot of stuff they can't afford and they have to be careful with their budget but they still seem to live in relative comfort, especially given the large size of their family - there's always enough food on the table, almost all the family members seem to have their own room without having to share, they don't worry about losing their home, the kids don't feel pressured to work during summers to earn enough money so their family can get by, the house is in relatively good condition etc.

this is not to say that you cannot be poor and also have basic comforts or that someone cannot suffer from financial hardship even if they aren't literally starving on the street. but it's striking because of how much more sympathetically the narrative frames the weasleys' poverty than it does the poverty experienced by snape or tom riddle or the gaunts. all these characters are not 'good victims' and do not cope as gracefully with their circumstances without complaining or showing visible signs of it in ways that might make make people uncomfortable. and idk. it's weird and I'm not sure I like it.

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

[handledwithgloves]

monday snippet 🍓

ty for tagging me @drarrargh 🫶

tagging: everyone who sees this and wants to join in on the fun 🫶😋

[hermiones-amortentia]

Hermione: I don't understand why Ron dresses like that.

Harry: what?

Hermione: shirt untucked, top button open, tie loose, and the way he runs his fingers through his hair it looks so tousled.

Hermione: he looks like he can't wait to rip off everything he is wearing.

Harry: Hermione...

Hermione: have you ever noticed?

Harry: umm... No.

[howlonomy]

bunch of dndads doodles!! love these fuckin guys

[nixonnewjersey]

Also thinking about Speirs (real guy) sitting on his cot and crying to Lipton because he wasn't a drinker, but got drunk celebrating in the officers' club when he was made captain :(

He was ashamed and felt he was ruined :(

[unlawfulchaos]

Bradley, on the phone: Hey Uncle Sli! I just used your prank on Ice, he's never gonna guess who did it-

Ice, from the other side of the house: BRADLEY, I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!

Bradley, yelling back: UNCLE SLIDER APPROVED IT! IT WAS HIS IDEA!

Ice: I AM COUNTING TO TEN.

Bradley: Shit, he started counting, I gotta go, Uncle Sli. It was worth it!

[willowser]

love island bakugou, he'd be so pissed if someone else chose you before he had the chance at the recoupling 💀

[alicentsstark]

Maverick at 2 AM: You think the wind is ever tryna to tell us something and we don't know how to hear it anymore? Slider, regretting letting Mav stay over the night with Ice: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.